pick up the pussy

Chapter 478

Si Yuefei sighed again and again: "Anyway, I'm doing it for your own good. If you don't stop... Sigh, I even saw your mental breakdown."

"Fart!" I scolded with a smile: "I have a twists and turns of fate, I have experienced a lot of bad luck, but I have never had a mental breakdown. It just so happens that today I also tasted the taste of a mental breakdown, haha."

"Crazy boy!" The unibrowed voice came again: "I can't wait to see your expression now."

I secretly warned myself in my heart, no matter what, I must not show my surprised side to Yizimei, so as not to let this old guy succeed.

Now, although I and Yizimei have not really broken our skins, the relationship between us is tit for tat.So I am full of hostility towards him.

With all my strength, I slapped the lid of the coffin with my palm. The lid of the coffin was knocked aside by my palm. Immediately, a white mist was released from the coffin. The mist was so hazy that I couldn't see what was inside.It wasn't until the fog cleared that I finally saw what was inside.

Although I have been trying my best to restrain myself, I still can't control my almost crazy emotions.God, what the hell did I see?
I never expected that there was a 'familiar person' lying quietly inside the coffin.It's just that this person's whole body is extremely stiff, with a blue face and fangs, it's truly terrifying.

A pair of eyes, wide open angrily, with dark pupils, staring at me blankly, the cold light released from those eyes made me break out in cold sweat, as if I was just like that corpse, stiff In place.

Hahaha, hahaha!
Yizimei laughed loudly: "Boy, you really let me down, I thought you could really handle it, but I didn't expect you to be the master who has never seen the market."

"Unique eyebrows, I didn't expect... I didn't expect you to..."

"What am I?" Said proudly, "I'm just reusing waste. I won't talk nonsense with you. I have to find flowers and ask Liu, goodbye."

The monogram's voice became more and more ethereal, and finally completely disappeared from my ears.

Siyue Fatty stepped forward and tugged at the corner of my clothes: "I told you not to read it, but you insisted on watching it. Is it time to stop eating? Let's go back quickly. We will serve you with delicious food and drink, and we will be ready in a while." I can forget the unpleasantness here."

"No!" I roared angrily: "Damn it, I will make you pay a terrible price for what you did today."

"None of us are opponents of the unibrow." Si Yuefei said, "You don't know how big the unibrow is."

"Oh, how old can I be?" I asked coldly, "Don't say it's a thousand-year-old monster."

"It's not like a thousand-year-old monster." Si Yuefei said, "It's not an exaggeration to say that it's five hundred years old."

"How do you know?" I asked.

Si Yuefei pointed to a larger earth bag in the distance, and said, "That place is the tomb of Yizimei, and the tombstone has the characters of birth and date written on it."

"Hiss!" I couldn't help taking a breath: "Has this pervert even prepared his own tomb?"

Siyue Fat nodded: "It should be. This old guy should know that he will die badly, so he should be prepared in advance so as not to die in the wild."

Si Yuefei also had deep resentment towards the one-character eyebrow, so she cursed with a smile.

I didn't continue to talk nonsense with Siyue Fat, and started digging another ancient tomb.

Si Yuefei wanted to stop me again, but how could he stop me?
This is a larger coffin, which seems to be enough to hold two people. When I opened the lid of the coffin, I was surprised again.

Although I had already made good mental preparations, the shock in my heart when I saw it suddenly was still indescribable.

Sure enough, there were two corpses inside, and they were all stiff, with green faces and long fangs, and very long fingernails.

If I guessed correctly, these two corpses should have turned into zombies just like the previous one.Of course, this is not the reason that shocked me. What really shocked me was that these two zombies turned out to be 'me'.

Yes, although their faces were distorted due to the growth of fangs, I still recognized them at a glance.

They are me!

Moreover, I immediately remembered the origin of these two corpses. I have encountered both corpses before.

One of them is the 'I' in the Wawushan ancient tomb.The 'me' at that time was all burnt to charcoal except for the head.

This zombie also had a burnt black-brown body, but Yi Zimei used a secret technique to successfully grow flesh from the dead bones.Of course, what grows is not real meat, but a special substance composed of human resentment and hostility.

The other two corpses are 'I' and 'Qiao'er' hugging each other in the double corpse cave.Also, they're all zombies, and they look even more powerful.

"Let's go." Si Yuefei waved his hand: "Bury them quickly, if they live, I guess our time of death has come."

As he spoke, he took the initiative to close the lid.

"Hmph!" I snorted coldly: "You want to turn me into a zombie, but I can't do what you want."

After finishing speaking, I kicked off the coffin lid that had just been closed, and then casually sent a flaming knife light into the coffin.

I'm going to burn the body.

However, to my disappointment, the flame couldn't get close at all, the coffin was blessed with taboos, and the sword glow was instantly ejected.

I cursed, then kicked up, ready to kick the coffin away.But it still didn't work. On the contrary, I was flicked by the taboo, and I almost didn't throw it out hard.

I realized that this coffin was not something I could mess with, and I felt a little disappointed.If I could do something with the corpse, I guess Yizimei would not allow me to dig up the coffin.

Si Yuefei said: "I told you earlier not to be impulsive. See, this coffin is not ordinary."

Saying that, Siyue Fat muttered and closed the coffin again: "It's better to bury it back! Maybe there will be a corpse change or something, and we will all have to become like this...Damn it, I Li Siyue doesn't have a wife yet, so I don't want to go to hell as a bachelor."

I didn't have the mood to pay attention to Si Yuefei, and ran to the tomb Yi Zimei dug for herself, messing up the tomb, and I also snapped the tombstone.Fatty Siyue scolded for a while: "Your child has ADHD, what are you doing?"

After making a mess of the tomb and cutting off a few bamboos, my anger really subsided, and a sense of exhaustion followed.I think it's better to go back quickly and take a good rest before finding a way out.

Both the purple unicorn and the snowman know that I am trapped in the painting, and I don't know if they will come to rescue me in time.I think I really can't delay, and I hope those two can play some role at the critical moment.

After I went back, I found that Siyue Fat had somehow obtained a pile of corn and raw meat, which were piled up by the fire, and hadn't had time to grill.

Seeing these delicacies, I was already so hungry that my chest was sticking to my back. I didn’t care about the three sevens and twenty ones, and I started to eat them. I didn’t go back to the thatched cottage to sleep until my stomach was round.

As Yizimei said, this place is the only safe place in Xitian World, so I don't have to worry about safety issues.

Just when I was sleeping in a daze, I suddenly heard someone calling me softly.I frowned slightly, thinking I was dreaming.

But when I opened my eyes, I realized that it was not a dream, but a voice really calling me.

"Who is it?" How could anyone know me in this kind of place?

"It's me." A voice came from the window.

I ran up in a hurry, pushed open the window, and was surprised to find a fox under the window.

I recognized it immediately, isn't this Bi Shijie?Why did Bi Shijie also come to Xitian World?
I was taken aback, and just about to ask Bi Shijie what was going on, but Bi Shijie said to me mysteriously: "Don't talk, come with me, Yizimei doesn't know I'm here yet, I have to act as carefully as possible."

After Bi Shijie finished speaking, he turned and left, while I took a look around to confirm that Si Yuefat was concentrating on grilling, so I boldly followed out.

Unexpectedly, Bi Shijie was also here, and he came in without Yi Zimei's knowledge.

Bi Shijie is an uncertain factor, I have to make good use of this uncertain factor to deal with unibrows!

I was very curious about where Bi Shijie was going to take me, so I followed him out of nowhere.

Unexpectedly, Bi Shijie finally took me to the bamboo forest, and then hid himself under a big rock.

Bi Shijie also breathed a sigh of relief: "Damn, it's enough to be sneaky all day long."

I hurriedly asked, "Bi Shijie, why are you here?"

(End of this chapter)