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Chapter 486 I Have One Year Left

"You're pretending to be me!" What's interesting is that as soon as the two met, they immediately said in unison: "You stole my thoughts."

It seems that it is still somewhat difficult to distinguish these two people.I looked around vigilantly, and then held the flame knife again to make sure I wasn't a fake.

I'm really worried that another me will suddenly pop up here.But now it seems that my worries are completely unnecessary.

"Daqiang, it's fake, kill him!"

"Boss, look into my eyes, you can see the sincerity in my eyes."

They talked about each other, which made me dizzy for a while.In the end, I could only shout: "Shut up, shut up for me, I can tell the difference myself."

The two fell silent immediately.

"Wait!" Si Yuefei on the left said, "We have to confirm something, are you Wu Daqiang's real body?"

"Of course it is," I said.

"It's not proven, can you prove it to us?" Siyue Fat smiled and said: "If you are a fake and collude with that fake, wouldn't I be tricked by you, wouldn't it be Wronged to death?"

What Si Yuefei said was right, I coughed and prepared to prove it to Si Yuefei: "How do you want me to prove it?"

"I just need to verify that your flame knife is real." Si Yuefei said.

"Okay!" I nodded, and then went up with the flame knife.Another Si Yuefei also came up, but did not check the weapons.

I quietly held the Golden Dragon Whip in the palm of my hand, and just when Siyue Fatty was about to raise his head, I slapped it hard with a whip.

The whip happened to hit half of Si Yuefat's face, leaving a deep scar on Siyuefat's face, and the Golden Dragon Whip wrapped around Siyuefat's neck.I pulled hard and successfully pulled him to my feet. I stared at him condescendingly: "Hmph, pretending to be April Fat? I really think I can't tell?"

Really Si Yuefei looked at me in surprise: "How do you know I'm real?"

"Are you smart enough to check Wuyinshenbing?" I said, "I think he wants to snatch my Wuyinshenbing."

"Haha, haha!" Si Yuefei, who was trampled under my feet, let out a miserable laugh: "Wu Daqiang, he really lives up to his reputation."

Then, April Fat disappeared from under my feet out of thin air.

"Who are you?" I was alert to the movement around me.

"In the red dust of history, you are just an inconspicuous little pawn." The other party sneered, "Wu Daqiang, you are the first one to think of a way to crack replicators since ancient times. I can promise you one condition."

"Who the hell are you? Don't play tricks, come out." The other party was in the dark and I was in the light, so I couldn't be at ease in my heart.

"Oh, I want to come out too, but I can't." The other party said coldly: "I'll give you one last chance, do you want to make a wish? If you don't make a wish, I will go to sleep."

The West Paradise World is indeed a surprising world, with mysterious characters everywhere.

I said, "How did I figure out a way to deal with replicants?"

"Remember my test of your dreams before?" The other party said: "During that test, you, and the other you, were all controlled by your own thoughts, and the conversation between the two of you was also you talking to yourself. language."

"In the dream, you thought of verifying the authenticity of your identity by verifying the magic weapon. This is rare, and it is also my only flaw. I made a solemn oath before, and the first person who discovered this loophole, I I can grant him one wish," said the other party.

Unexpectedly, I won an award invisibly, and I felt proud.

I said: "I want you to come out with me to save people, go to the blood clan to save people."

"Er..." Maybe my request is too difficult to fulfill, the other party was stunned for a while, and then sighed: "This request is too high, I can't help you. It's too late for me to avoid the blood clan's stronghold." .”

"Tch, I thought you were so capable." I said disdainfully: "Well, you take me to find my grandma and grandpa."

"Um, this one is more difficult." The other party said, "I can't just break into the place where your grandma is. If I insist on looking for it, I'm afraid it's the woodiness of the original locust forest, which will hurt me."

"Then you let me out, is it okay?" I said.

"This is fine, this is fine." The other party said immediately: "Let's go quickly, I can grant you this wish."

Your sister, the meaning of perfunctory is too obvious.I don't want to stay here any longer, so I hurried away with Si Yuefei.

"By the way, there is one more thing." Just two steps away, I suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly asked: "You said before that the woody gas of the original locust tree forest would hurt you, could it be that the woody gas of the locust tree forest Is it great?"

"Why, do I know you very well?" The other party's voice suddenly became cold: "Why should I tell you? I have already met one of your conditions before."

Well, what else can I do besides wryly smile when I meet such a preoccupied old monster?

Si Yuefei and I continued to walk, but the old monster suddenly stopped me: "Boy, how about I make a deal with you?"

"What deal?" I asked.

"I'll tell you something about the original locust tree forest, and then you will give me ten years of life?" the other party asked.

Forehead!
I am speechless, although I am eager to know something about the original locust tree forest, but I really don't want to trade Yangshou.

I declined: "No senior, I don't want to know now."

"Guilt, boy, I know you must want to know about the original locust tree forest. Come on, five years of longevity, it's okay, right?"

"Old man, I feel that in this kind of place, a year of Yangshou may be related to my life safety. Maybe I sell my Yangshou for a year, and I may burp right now. For my safety, I won't make this deal!"

"Stinky boy, really don't do it?" The other party stared at me with an expression of reluctance.

"It's really not a deal!" As I said that, I accelerated and walked forward.

"What about the fat man?" The other party asked, "Do you want to make a deal?"

"Is it okay to exchange one year of longevity for the second half of your life to be rich?" Si Yuefei said excitedly.

"Go away." The other party cursed: "It's shameless."

Well, Si Yuefei sighed in disappointment: "Is my Yangshou so worthless?"

"It's not that your Yangshou is worthless." The other party said, "It's because I'm so lonely."

"What does your loneliness have to do with Yangshou?" I asked inexplicably.

"I bought your one-year Yangshou, then you really have to belch here." The other party smiled and said: "I won't hide it from you, you short-lived ghost, you only have one year to live, you might as well die Here, be a companion with the old man."

"What?" This news was like a bolt from the blue, and I felt a little bad all over: "You said I only have one year to live? Senior, this is not a joke."

"I'm not joking with you." The other party said: "Old man, I have been a ghost for thousands of years, and I still have some skills in judging people's lifespan, so you don't have to doubt it. You have done too many things against the law of heaven, and you died so early , is also karma.”

"What the hell did I do evil?" I suddenly felt that God was so unfair, and I was indignant for a while: "Why do you treat me like this? I have never done evil, but I have done a lot of good things. It’s true that good people don’t live long, and bad people live thousands of years.”

"Tsk tsk, tsk tsk, aren't you a little too confident?" The other party said in a mocking tone: "I did the math for you just now, and I found out that you really have committed a heinous crime. Even I have to admire you."

"What do you mean? Is it possible to clarify once and for all?" I asked angrily.

"Okay." The other party said with a smile: "Although you have no bad karma in this life, it doesn't mean that you didn't have any bad karma in your previous lives or even your first life. You should already understand what I mean, right?"

I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't have any clue at all: "Old man, I still hope to express it clearly, I really don't understand what you mean."

"In your first life, you violated the ethics of heaven and earth. In this life, you are here to atone for your sins in the first life." The other party said.

"Why?" I said angrily, "Why should I atone for my first life? What heinous thing did I do in my first life?"

I don't think I've ever been so irritable, but today I was so angry that I felt that if I didn't lose my temper, I might really be suffocated.

"Young man, don't be so angry. I was more precise just now and found that you have suffered bloody disasters in the past few days, and the possibility of death is still very high. Maybe you will be angry to death when you get angry? In short, You must be more careful in the next few days." The other party said with a smile: "As for your crimes in the first life, I think it's better not to talk about it, even I feel ashamed."

I seem to have somewhat understood what Guixiu meant. Could it be that he had 'intermarried' with his own sister?
This thought complicated my mind and made me feel very uncomfortable.

"Anyway, I've already said what I need to say. You've got a big deal today. Get lost! Maybe the old man will ask you for help in the future, so don't be ungrateful."

Ghost Xiu muttered a few words, then disappeared again.

Si Yuefei patted me on the shoulder: "Hey, let's be sad! I didn't expect you to be so wicked in your first life, even worse than me. What do you think you did?"

I walked forward in a state of desperation, and Siyue Fat followed me closely: "Don't be so disappointing, isn't it because Yangshou only has one year? I can help you extend your lifespan."

I looked at Si Yuefei and said, "What can you do?"

(End of this chapter)