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Chapter 56 It, here comes
When Daoist Ma reminded me like this, I immediately thought of Sister Ye and Uncle Zhai and the three of them. They fed me corpse pills back then. Could it be that they were the ones who chased away corpses?
The sixth grandpa only told me that they were enemies before, but never told me that they were people who drove the corpse.

So I hurriedly told the matter to Ma Daochang.

After hearing this, Daoist Ma said, "That's right, it's the corpse pill in your body that attracted the tough customers."

"Can the corpse pill attract tough customers?" I was shocked. So, if this corpse pill stays in my body for the rest of my life, then I will be chased by hard customers for the rest of my life?
Daoist Ma sighed: "I guess so."

"Then what should I do?" I was a little scared: "Can this tough guy be eliminated?"

"Even if you eliminate this bad guy, there will still be hard guys looking for you in the future." Daoist Ma said, "There is only one way to get rid of the root."

I hurriedly asked: "How to do it?"

"There is still a trace of soul in the hard guest's body. If you take his living soul out of the body and take it yourself, then this living soul will swallow the corpse pill, and then the living soul will also be eaten back by the corpse pill. And death, that's the real thing."

"Missing a baby for a hard customer?" I thought for a while, and there shouldn't be any difficulty, so I nodded and agreed immediately: "Then shall we act tonight?"

"Not tonight." Ma Daochang said: "At least give me a period of time to prepare. If you want to deal with hard customers, you can't rely on brute force. None of us are opponents of hard customers."

"Well, that's good, we're getting ready," I said.

"You also need to practice cutting yin and breaking yang a lot. If you cut off the soul of a hard customer, you will have to wait for the next hard customer!" Daoist Ma said to me.

Next, Daoist Ma found some more wood, raised the threshold, and then nailed a large number of planks on the top of the door. In an instant, the whole gate became much smaller, and even I could only sit on it. waist to come in.

Ma Daochang said that this can prevent bumpers from entering.

I was surprised: "No spells or anything like that?"

Ma Daochang said: "Spells and other things are not as easy to use as this."

I nodded thoughtfully.

In the afternoon, Liu Yishou took me to hunt. We were lucky and ran into a big wild boar, but the big wild boar was more powerful and rampant, but in the end Liu Yishou and I drove him to the trap.

One of the wild boar's legs was pinched, and it was crying like hell. Finally, Liu ran up with a steel knife in his hand and slashed at the wild boar. The wild boar finally lost its resistance and fell to the ground panting.

Liu Yishou's life is bitter, and if he doesn't get unlucky every day, he will be sorry for his immortal life.

Liu Yishou happily sat on the back of the big wild boar, proudly showing off his might to me, who knew that the big wild boar couldn't bear the insult, knocked Liu Yishou off his body at once, and bit it took Liu Yishou's ass.

With Liu Yishou's signature pig-killing screams, we ended this unlucky day.

We knew that hard guests were coming at night, so we didn’t sleep at all, so we waited in the room around a small candle. Sure enough, after a while, there was a knock on the door, bang bang bang, and Today's sound is louder than yesterday's. I'm really worried that the door panel will not be able to withstand the pressure and will be kicked.

When Liu Yishou heard the voice, the fear in his eyes was gone, and instead, they were full of anger.There is really nothing to be afraid of this tough guy, he can't even get in the door, so how capable is he.

The knocking sound became more and more rapid, and then slowly slowed down.I wanted to go to the window several times to see what the hell is the hard customer outside?But Daoist Ma stopped them all and told me that if I was seen by a hard customer, my popularity might be taken away from me, and then I would have a serious illness even if I didn't die.

I didn't dare to look any more, I just waited with them.

It took a little longer to knock on the door today than yesterday, but fortunately, the hard customer left.

I'm really worried that hard-boiled customers will come in for a few days, and if we don't open the door, the hard-core customers will break in directly.

"Break up, let's go to sleep." Daoist Ma shouted, yawned and went back to sleep.

In the next few days, the tough customer never missed a single day, and knocked on the door in the middle of the night. In the end, Liu Yi had a headache and cursed his mother for being able to knock on the widow's door.

And we have not been idle during the day these days, we are all preparing to deal with the traps of hard-boiled people, Liu Yishou and Ma Daochang have also practiced more diligently, and I have also cut this yin and yang to the perfection of cultivation, within ten meters Within, you can use scissors to stab the apple to pieces.

Fourteen days later, the preparations were finally ready, and Taoist Ma informed us that we were going to attack the tough guy at night, so we all got ready, had a good rest, and replenished our strength.

The night came as expected, Taoist Ma removed the door, leaving only the board on the door, Taoist Ma said that only in this way can hard customers see us.

Thinking that I would be able to meet the hard customer face to face at night, my heart was both excited and frightened, and I really wanted to know what the so-called hard customer looked like.

Just like the previous days, after dinner, Daoist Ma took us to sit in the middle of the hall. At this time, the melon seeds were just ripe, and Daoist Ma fried a lot of melon seeds for us. The taste was amazing. !I feel that the melon seeds I have eaten in my life are not as fragrant as the melon seeds I ate that night.

I found out later that all the materials were produced on the mountain without any additives.

Pepper Fennel Dayan Qingba is all natural and wild, with natural scenery, and its taste is naturally different.

I was eating melon seeds tremblingly, while looking at the door nervously. I was looking forward to the arrival of the tough customer, but also hoped that he would not come. In short, I was very uneasy, thinking that if the time came, we would not be able to subdue him. Wouldn't this stuff implicate Daoist Ma and the unlucky Liu Yishou just because of me?

Thinking of Liu Yishou, I was worried again, wondering if Liu Yishou's injury would affect him when the battle started.

Today, Liu Yishou accidentally sneezed when his master cut his hemorrhoids, but he couldn't help but fart, some shit came out, the wound was infected, and he screamed for hours in pain.

But looking at Liu Yishou's eye-catching expression, he knew that Liu Yishou was ready.

Pop, pop!
There was a slight vibrating sound in the distance, very rhythmic, as if someone was walking towards us, I knew it must be a hard guest.

I took a special look at Daoist Ma, feeling a little nervous, and then at Liu Yishou, who was actually covering his butt right now with a troubled expression on his face.

Could this guy want to shit right now?

Bang bang bang bang bang!
Just as I was thinking, the sound of stepping on the ground was quite clear, and then I saw a figure slowly appearing on the small steps up the mountain in the distance. Gougou walked up to us.

Although the whole body of this guy is stiff, it is not a zombie. Zombies walk by bouncing and walking, and their hands can only be stretched flat, but this guy is obviously much more advanced than zombies, but the knees and arms cannot be bent. Walking is basically the same as a normal person it's the same.

And after the black shadow had walked for a while, I realized that this guy has no head!

This discovery shocked me. You said that I might not be that scared when I meet a ghost, but the thing that scares me the most is something without a head.

Even if a chicken has no head, I will panic every time.

I was suddenly a little confused.

Daoist Ma patted me on the shoulder and said: "It's okay, don't be afraid, you just think that if you don't kill it, it will kill you. And this thing is not smart, we have already arranged it The agency is in a trap, and it is designated to solve this product."

I nodded, and tried to calm myself down.

But I didn't expect that as soon as I calmed down, a black shadow jumped out from behind the tough guy.

This group of black shadows was significantly shorter than the one in front, and looked like a five or six-year-old child.

The kid was as headless as a hard customer, and walked towards us swaggeringly.

"I'll go, why are there two..." Daoist Ma was dumbfounded for a moment: "Two tough customers... This is not easy!"

(End of this chapter)