pick up the pussy

Chapter 62 The Magician and Er Tijiao

I really shouldn't have spoken at that time, because when I spoke, the other party really responded to me.

"Squeak, squeak..." There was a strange squeak in my ear.

"What's the situation, what's that sound?" I was dumbfounded, staring at the ground dully.

Whoosh whoosh, whoosh whoosh!
At this time, I felt a gust of wind blowing, and then a soft thing swept on my thigh.

I was so scared that I got goosebumps all over my body. What I'm most afraid of are furry things, especially in the middle of the night, and I still can't see what the other party is.

I couldn't help but take a step back.

But the furry thing was still sweeping back and forth on my thighs, I probably understood that the 'guide leading the way' should let me grab this furry thing to walk.

So I slowly squatted down, grabbed the furry thing, and then slowly followed the furry tail and walked diagonally forward.

The opponent's speed is so fast that even I can't catch up.But still panting behind the opponent's buttocks.

And at this moment, I suddenly noticed that the little light seemed to follow me. As I walked forward, it also moved forward, and kept approaching me.

What the hell is this?Obviously not a fortune teller, otherwise how could the lights move?
Dirty stuff, definitely dirty stuff.

My hand secretly touched the yin and yang scissors, and at the same time increased the speed.

The more this time, the more you can't panic.I tried to calm down, breathed heavily, and ran forward with my tail.

There were a lot of bumps and bumps along the way, and I don't even remember how many times I fell.

At this time, I suddenly found some flickering lights appeared on the left, and they were walking towards me unsteadily, as if they were going to chase me in front of me.

Fuck you, those lights are definitely not good birds, I felt my scalp go numb for a while, and I accelerated my steps.

I accelerated, and the other party also accelerated. After walking like this for a short time, the lights on both sides became densely packed, countless.

I was anxious in my heart, fortune teller, fortune teller, where the hell are you, you, it's really hard to find your motherfucker.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
There were some sounds next to it, and there seemed to be something moving in the grass.I looked over immediately, only to find that it was a black shadow wriggling in the grass.

What it is?I froze for a moment, didn't think much about it, just regarded it as some kind of animal, and then continued to move forward.

A few minutes later, there was another rattling sound from the grass next door. I looked again, and this time I could almost discover what it was. It was actually two black shadows!
One of the black shadows resembles a human, lying on the bottom, and another black shadow resembles a fox and jackal, eating heartily, and there is even a sound of chewing in the ear.

His uncle, eat people, my legs trembled, and I also accelerated, but haste makes waste, I fell a lot of somersaults along the way.

The dense lights on both sides merged behind me, and ran towards me at a speed visible to the naked eye.

I knew that those who came from the lights were not good, so I ran forward scrambling.But despite this, he couldn't run away from those lights.

Seeing one of the lights approaching rapidly, I was desperately ready to fight.

At this moment, I suddenly heard a roar from not far ahead: "It's midnight, who disturbed my sleep!"

Then a series of crackling firecrackers sounded.

These lights seemed to be quite afraid of the sound of firecrackers, so they were frightened and hurriedly dodged.And I also breathed a sigh of relief, because I think that the person who set off the firecrackers must be a good person, and he is probably a fortune teller.

So I speeded up and ran forward.

Finally, I came to a simple courtyard made of wood, and I gently knocked on the door: "Old man, help, help."

"Who is it?" There was a coughing voice from the door: "If you are staying overnight, just stay at the gate of the yard for one night, nothing dares to approach."

I said: "Old man, I've been walking all the way, tired and hungry, can you give me something to eat, I have a jade pendant passed down from my ancestors, can I buy you something to eat?"

"Are you sure it's from your ancestors?" The old man's voice was indeed a little wretched. I was so happy, it seems that this time there is a good chance that I will make a mistake.

"Yeah, it's definitely ancestral," I said.

"Okay, I'll open the door and have a look." The old man coughed and opened the door, and then came out with a small oil lamp. By the light, I found a mole on the corner of the old man's mouth. A single red hair.

Sure enough, it was this old boy. Originally, I wanted to go up and beat this old boy up, but after thinking about it, I forgot it.The top priority is to save Liu Yishou's life first, so I swallowed my anger and waited for the old man to slowly open the door.

"My lord, someone asked me to come here to find you." I said.

"Stop talking nonsense, Yu, give it to me, this is a steamed bun for you." Saying that, the fortune teller handed me a steamed bun.

"Isn't it too much to exchange a steamed bun for a jade pendant?" I said coldly.

"Excessive, is this considered excessive?" The fortune teller snorted coldly, and then took a step back: "If you don't give me the jade pendant, I will shut you out."

Hey, this old thing is really shameless.I smiled coldly and said, "Old man, are you really not going to follow me?"

The fortune teller also became hardened: "Hey, a little boy with no hair yet threatened me. Let me tell you, I drove this road, I planted this tree, you fucking threatened me, It's just playing with fire..."

Without further ado, I picked up the locust tree branch and lashed at Shen Suanzi's body hard. Since I can't do it softly, I can only do it hard.Don't look at my young age, but I have practiced, and I have two treasures of locust tree branches and yin and yang scissors in my hand.

These two treasures can not only be used to dirty things, but also can be used to deal with people.

"Ouch, my ass." The whip hit Shen Suanzi's ass, and Shen Suanzi immediately sat on the ground covering his butt.

I stepped forward quickly, ready to subdue the magic operator, but the magic operator reacted more cleverly, turned around and fled into the cabin.

Want to escape, there is no way.

Shen Suanzi is old and has trouble moving. I flew up and kicked Shen Suanzi to the ground.

"Hmph, fight with me, you should be tender." I sneered and patted the dust on my hands.

The fortune teller fell so hard that it lay on the ground for a long time without moving, but kept moaning: "Oh my waist, oh my waist..."

I held the fortune teller's ear in one hand and said, "Stop calling out here, one of my companions was caught in a trap, hurry up and follow me to save someone."

The fortune teller glared at me: "Oh, help me! How can there be such a shameless person in the world? I saved him, but he would still hurt me. If God finds out about this, it will be detrimental to Yin."

"Fuck you, don't talk nonsense." I grabbed the fortune teller and said, "Why don't you think it's a shame when you lead the way for those people in armor?"

"You... how do you know, who are you!" Shen Shunzi's original funny expression suddenly became serious.

"Who am I? If you tell me, I will scare you to death. I am the one you are looking for." I said.

As soon as I finished speaking, the fortune teller sat down on the ground and looked at me with burning eyes: "You...you belong to the old Wu family?"

"Yes." I sneered: "Is it beyond your expectations?"

Shen Suanzi collapsed on the ground, like a deflated ball, and his voice was full of fear: "You...you really belong to the old Wu family? Impossible, impossible."

"Why not?" I asked.

"They said that the children of Old Wu's family are not human beings, but you... you are human." The fortune teller said tremblingly.

"Fuck you, you're not human." The reason why I swear at me is because I want to be more mature, lest this magician will fool me because of my young age: "Hurry up and follow me to save people, do you know Liu Yishou?" Know?"

"It's that grandson?" The fortune-teller said in surprise, "Well, I'll give you a piece of jade worth several thousand yuan. How about we not save him? I don't like dealing with that grandson."

I was immediately happy, it seems that there are still some unspeakable secrets between Shen Suanzi and Liu Yishou.

But no matter what, Liu Yishou must be saved.

I said to the fortune teller: "Hurry up and stop talking nonsense, and save people with your work. If you don't go, I'll tear your old bones apart."

It's strange to say that since I reported my identity, the fortune teller really didn't dare to go against my will. He just hesitated for a while, said to prepare, and then ran into the room to prepare.

In order to prevent the magic operator from doing bad things, I kept an eye on the old guy the whole time.

I found that the old guy took a lot of firecrackers, Ertijiao and all kinds of fireworks, and I was stunned immediately: "Hey, I said, what are you doing with so many fireworks and firecrackers, Chinese New Year?"

(End of this chapter)