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Chapter 66 2 Grandpa's Warning
Chapter 66 Second Grandpa's Warning
I said, "I can feel it."
"Are you a master?" the hedgehog-headed lady asked.
I shook my head: "The one outside is the master, I am not."
"You...you ask him what's in it before he's willing to leave, she...why does she stay here?" the hedgehog-haired elder sister said in a crying voice.
"I don't know about this either." I said, "I can't live in Yin yet, and I can't communicate with her."
As I said that, I sighed: "I think this ghost is very angry, and she obviously has the intention of revenge, because she hanged herself with a red rope, so I advise you to move away as soon as possible." , it's not safe here."
The hedgehog-haired lady immediately turned pale from fright, and said in a trembling voice, "Why...why should I believe you?"
I hesitated for a moment, then took out the yin and yang scissors, moved a small bench, stepped on the bench, and cut the red rope around the female ghost's neck.
The moment the red rope came into contact with the yin and yang scissors, blood began to drip from the white ceiling. Many women at the scene were startled and screamed, obviously they were all terrified.
"Brother, save us, save us, drive... away her." The hedgehog-headed lady begged bitterly.
I thought about it briefly, and said: "Actually, I think it's just that she has a baby in her womb, which is why her ghost lingers. As long as the ghost fetus is delivered, the hostility of this female ghost will naturally be reduced, and she will be reincarnated automatically." .”
"Then will you deliver the baby? You help us deliver the ghost fetus!" said the hedgehog-headed elder sister.
"Well, good." I said, "But I have to prepare."
"What are you preparing for?" asked the elder sister, "Is there anything we can do for you?"
"I need the boss of the previous teahouse to cooperate with me." I said.
"You mean the second uncle?" The hedgehog elder sister said, "Okay, okay, third son, go and call the second uncle."
I said: "Although I don't know what's going on with this female ghost, I suggest you let them avoid them. If there are too many people, it will be difficult to solve this ghost thing."
"How long is that?"
"It is estimated that two days will be enough." I said.
At that time, I was also a newborn calf who was not afraid of tigers. I felt that I had a skill, wasn't I just a ghost?After delivering the ghost fetus, the ghost naturally let go of its grievances, it's no big deal.
But in fact, the seriousness of this incident was far beyond my imagination, so that there was still a big mess afterwards.
The hedgehog-headed lady thought briefly, and then said to the sisters: "Sisters, we have a two-day holiday, and when we clean up here, we will come back."
Hearing what the hedgehog-headed lady said, the girls immediately began to change their clothes and prepare to leave.And they changed clothes on the spot without any shyness. My face was as red as an apple, and I hurriedly turned my head to look at the position of the female ghost.
But this time I couldn't feel the female ghost.
I guess the female ghost is already hiding, after all, when I just took out the yin and yang scissors, the female ghost was already vigilant.
"Brother, you... you work hard, if you do well, sister... sister will come back and reward you."
"It's free for life, I'll give you a free card."
"Come on, brother, we believe in you."
The girls said a few words and left in a hurry.
But I was a little embarrassed, a fool could guess what these women meant.
Liu Yishou also walked in, and found that the girls were hurrying outside, and immediately walked up with a puzzled look on his face: "What's wrong, Daqiang, you influence them... Hey, why is this place so dark? "
As he spoke, he lit some rhino horn powder with a lighter and sniffed it at the tip of his nose. It is estimated that Liu Yishou also sensed the female ghost in red, and he immediately took two steps back in fright: "Daqiang, just now I found out about your second grandpa. His whereabouts are gone, let's go!"
Obviously, Liu Yishou didn't want to provoke this dirty thing.
I said: "Brother, I have already told my eldest sister that as long as we solve this problem, my eldest sister will help us find the second grandfather."
Liu Yishou said: "Can you do this kind of double soul ghost?"
I smiled and said: "Have you forgotten what I do? I can deliver the baby on the spot and separate the twin ghosts into single ghosts. Can we handle it with the two of us?"
Liu Yishou still looked worried: "Daqiang, actually, I think this matter may not be that simple, and some accidents may happen. If it really doesn't work, I think it's better to forget it, and ask Gao Ming!"
I said, "Do you think we still have a way out now?"
The hedgehog-headed lady looked at Liu Yishou with a smile on her face: "Little brother, did you just come from the countryside? Let me tell you, the most dangerous thing in this world is not ghosts, but people."
Liu Yishou looked at the elder sister with the hedgehog head wonderingly: "Elder sister, what do you mean?"
"If you don't help me, I'll sue you for prostitution and don't give you money." The hedgehog-headed sister said half-jokingly: "When the police uncle arrests you, you will suffer."
I can't laugh or cry, what kind of world is your sister?Prostitution itself is illegal, but they still want to sue us... It's true that money can turn ghosts around.
"Eldest sister, you are not kind." Liu Yishou looked at the hedgehog's head very depressedly: "This thing is not easy to fix, and it will kill people if it is not done well. You are so inhumane."
The elder sister with the hedgehog head took out a stack of banknotes and stuffed them into my hand: "Now my sister is humane."
"Humanity is humane." Liu Yishou's eyes lit up instantly.
"Then I will trouble you. To tell you the truth, this place is where we sisters eat. If something happens here, our sisters will starve to death. You two should take pity on us, and we must Help us get Qingtang."
After saying that, the elder sister with the hedgehog head was about to leave.
I grabbed the hedgehog-headed elder sister and said, "Elder sister, wait a minute, you have to explain the whole thing to us!"
The hedgehog-headed lady said: "Your second grandfather will tell you, I'm leaving first, here is the key, I'll be back the day after tomorrow. I have an internet-connected alarm here, don't touch it if you have nothing to do."
After finishing speaking, the elder sister with the hedgehog head ran away in desperation.
I know what her last sentence meant, it was warning us not to try to escape, they have surveillance video.
"Cough! Cough..."
At this time, there was a coughing sound from the stairs on the second floor. I hurriedly looked and found a thin old man walking down the stairs slowly.If it weren't for the old man's goatee, I would even wonder if the one in front of me is Mu Er Er.
The goatee has aged a lot, and the back is also bent. The shrewd business eyes of the past have also become dull, and the cough is so bad that I am really worried that the old man will accidentally cough up his heart, liver, lungs, etc. .
"Second grandpa!"
Seeing the second grandpa, I couldn't help but think of my grandma. It is estimated that their generation has half a foot in the coffin now, right?
The second grandpa heard my voice and slowly raised his head. When he saw me, his lips trembled twice, as if he was talking to himself.
Seeing that the second grandpa was frozen in place, I hurried up to help the second grandpa: "Second grandpa, are you okay?"
The second grandpa sighed: "It's okay, it's okay. You...how did you find this place?"
I said, "My grandma asked me to come to you."
"Elder Sister... have you seen Eldest Sister?" The second master was very excited.
I nodded.
"What exactly did Eldest Sister tell you?" As soon as my grandma was mentioned, the second grandpa seemed to come back to life, clear-headed, speaking sharply, and his mouth didn't even tremble.
So I told my second grandpa all about meeting my grandma.
After the second grandfather heard it, he burst into tears: "Damn it, if you want to live in peace, you won't be able to raise your old age. God, what are you going to do?"
I said: "Second grandpa, go down and rest for a while, I will introduce you."
The second grandpa calmed down a little, and with my support, he walked down the stairs slowly, and said as he walked, "Hey, child, you are much more sensible than before."
"Really?" I smiled: "I feel like I'm the same as before, I haven't changed."
"I haven't changed my fart." The second grandfather said: "Since you pulled the goatee last time, I have been in pain for three days and three nights."
I said speechlessly: "Isn't it possible? I had such great strength at that time?"
"I really wonder if you are a strong man who saved your life. Damn it, it hurts me so much." When the second grandfather talked about what happened at that time, he was still angry, and his goatee trembled with the corners of his mouth.
I shrugged and looked helpless: "Second grandpa, let me introduce, this is my good buddy, Liu Yishou. First, this is my second grandpa."
"Hello, Second Grandpa." Liu Yishou immediately greeted Second Grandpa respectfully.
The corner of the second grandfather's mouth formed a smile: "Well, good, good, the young man is not bad, he is born with a lot of yang energy, is there some way?"
Liu Yishou said: "I'm under the Heavenly Master's Way, under Ma Zhenren's sect."
The second grandpa smiled: "Well, one family, one family, Chen Jinggu and that Zhang Tianshi we introduced back then were good friends, and they were friends as brothers and sisters."
It wasn't until later that I found out that the second grandpa was talking nonsense. He would use this sentence to make friends with any sect he met, so much so that he even made a joke once.
The second grandpa told a monk that my family, Chen Jinggu, and Sakyamuni were discussing scriptures together under the big locust tree... Fuck you, I can’t imagine the scene of a monk and a woman discussing scriptures under the big locust tree What a spectacle.
Liu Yishou obviously also saw through the lie of the second master, he just smiled lightly and didn't pay much attention to it.
"Hey, where are people." The second grandfather noticed that there was no one in the lobby on the first floor, and couldn't help being curious.
I simply told the second grandpa what happened just now in detail. When the second grandpa heard it, he became anxious in an instant: "Hey, let me tell you, I dare to take care of this kind of thing, whether you are full or not."
I said, "Second grandpa, didn't our Yinpai talk about protecting the fetus and returning the yin to the yang? Why didn't you help her give birth when you met such a ghostly pregnant woman who died in vain."
The second grandpa sighed and said, "The key is, can you manage it?"
(End of this chapter)
I said, "I can feel it."
"Are you a master?" the hedgehog-headed lady asked.
I shook my head: "The one outside is the master, I am not."
"You...you ask him what's in it before he's willing to leave, she...why does she stay here?" the hedgehog-haired elder sister said in a crying voice.
"I don't know about this either." I said, "I can't live in Yin yet, and I can't communicate with her."
As I said that, I sighed: "I think this ghost is very angry, and she obviously has the intention of revenge, because she hanged herself with a red rope, so I advise you to move away as soon as possible." , it's not safe here."
The hedgehog-haired lady immediately turned pale from fright, and said in a trembling voice, "Why...why should I believe you?"
I hesitated for a moment, then took out the yin and yang scissors, moved a small bench, stepped on the bench, and cut the red rope around the female ghost's neck.
The moment the red rope came into contact with the yin and yang scissors, blood began to drip from the white ceiling. Many women at the scene were startled and screamed, obviously they were all terrified.
"Brother, save us, save us, drive... away her." The hedgehog-headed lady begged bitterly.
I thought about it briefly, and said: "Actually, I think it's just that she has a baby in her womb, which is why her ghost lingers. As long as the ghost fetus is delivered, the hostility of this female ghost will naturally be reduced, and she will be reincarnated automatically." .”
"Then will you deliver the baby? You help us deliver the ghost fetus!" said the hedgehog-headed elder sister.
"Well, good." I said, "But I have to prepare."
"What are you preparing for?" asked the elder sister, "Is there anything we can do for you?"
"I need the boss of the previous teahouse to cooperate with me." I said.
"You mean the second uncle?" The hedgehog elder sister said, "Okay, okay, third son, go and call the second uncle."
I said: "Although I don't know what's going on with this female ghost, I suggest you let them avoid them. If there are too many people, it will be difficult to solve this ghost thing."
"How long is that?"
"It is estimated that two days will be enough." I said.
At that time, I was also a newborn calf who was not afraid of tigers. I felt that I had a skill, wasn't I just a ghost?After delivering the ghost fetus, the ghost naturally let go of its grievances, it's no big deal.
But in fact, the seriousness of this incident was far beyond my imagination, so that there was still a big mess afterwards.
The hedgehog-headed lady thought briefly, and then said to the sisters: "Sisters, we have a two-day holiday, and when we clean up here, we will come back."
Hearing what the hedgehog-headed lady said, the girls immediately began to change their clothes and prepare to leave.And they changed clothes on the spot without any shyness. My face was as red as an apple, and I hurriedly turned my head to look at the position of the female ghost.
But this time I couldn't feel the female ghost.
I guess the female ghost is already hiding, after all, when I just took out the yin and yang scissors, the female ghost was already vigilant.
"Brother, you... you work hard, if you do well, sister... sister will come back and reward you."
"It's free for life, I'll give you a free card."
"Come on, brother, we believe in you."
The girls said a few words and left in a hurry.
But I was a little embarrassed, a fool could guess what these women meant.
Liu Yishou also walked in, and found that the girls were hurrying outside, and immediately walked up with a puzzled look on his face: "What's wrong, Daqiang, you influence them... Hey, why is this place so dark? "
As he spoke, he lit some rhino horn powder with a lighter and sniffed it at the tip of his nose. It is estimated that Liu Yishou also sensed the female ghost in red, and he immediately took two steps back in fright: "Daqiang, just now I found out about your second grandpa. His whereabouts are gone, let's go!"
Obviously, Liu Yishou didn't want to provoke this dirty thing.
I said: "Brother, I have already told my eldest sister that as long as we solve this problem, my eldest sister will help us find the second grandfather."
Liu Yishou said: "Can you do this kind of double soul ghost?"
I smiled and said: "Have you forgotten what I do? I can deliver the baby on the spot and separate the twin ghosts into single ghosts. Can we handle it with the two of us?"
Liu Yishou still looked worried: "Daqiang, actually, I think this matter may not be that simple, and some accidents may happen. If it really doesn't work, I think it's better to forget it, and ask Gao Ming!"
I said, "Do you think we still have a way out now?"
The hedgehog-headed lady looked at Liu Yishou with a smile on her face: "Little brother, did you just come from the countryside? Let me tell you, the most dangerous thing in this world is not ghosts, but people."
Liu Yishou looked at the elder sister with the hedgehog head wonderingly: "Elder sister, what do you mean?"
"If you don't help me, I'll sue you for prostitution and don't give you money." The hedgehog-headed sister said half-jokingly: "When the police uncle arrests you, you will suffer."
I can't laugh or cry, what kind of world is your sister?Prostitution itself is illegal, but they still want to sue us... It's true that money can turn ghosts around.
"Eldest sister, you are not kind." Liu Yishou looked at the hedgehog's head very depressedly: "This thing is not easy to fix, and it will kill people if it is not done well. You are so inhumane."
The elder sister with the hedgehog head took out a stack of banknotes and stuffed them into my hand: "Now my sister is humane."
"Humanity is humane." Liu Yishou's eyes lit up instantly.
"Then I will trouble you. To tell you the truth, this place is where we sisters eat. If something happens here, our sisters will starve to death. You two should take pity on us, and we must Help us get Qingtang."
After saying that, the elder sister with the hedgehog head was about to leave.
I grabbed the hedgehog-headed elder sister and said, "Elder sister, wait a minute, you have to explain the whole thing to us!"
The hedgehog-headed lady said: "Your second grandfather will tell you, I'm leaving first, here is the key, I'll be back the day after tomorrow. I have an internet-connected alarm here, don't touch it if you have nothing to do."
After finishing speaking, the elder sister with the hedgehog head ran away in desperation.
I know what her last sentence meant, it was warning us not to try to escape, they have surveillance video.
"Cough! Cough..."
At this time, there was a coughing sound from the stairs on the second floor. I hurriedly looked and found a thin old man walking down the stairs slowly.If it weren't for the old man's goatee, I would even wonder if the one in front of me is Mu Er Er.
The goatee has aged a lot, and the back is also bent. The shrewd business eyes of the past have also become dull, and the cough is so bad that I am really worried that the old man will accidentally cough up his heart, liver, lungs, etc. .
"Second grandpa!"
Seeing the second grandpa, I couldn't help but think of my grandma. It is estimated that their generation has half a foot in the coffin now, right?
The second grandpa heard my voice and slowly raised his head. When he saw me, his lips trembled twice, as if he was talking to himself.
Seeing that the second grandpa was frozen in place, I hurried up to help the second grandpa: "Second grandpa, are you okay?"
The second grandpa sighed: "It's okay, it's okay. You...how did you find this place?"
I said, "My grandma asked me to come to you."
"Elder Sister... have you seen Eldest Sister?" The second master was very excited.
I nodded.
"What exactly did Eldest Sister tell you?" As soon as my grandma was mentioned, the second grandpa seemed to come back to life, clear-headed, speaking sharply, and his mouth didn't even tremble.
So I told my second grandpa all about meeting my grandma.
After the second grandfather heard it, he burst into tears: "Damn it, if you want to live in peace, you won't be able to raise your old age. God, what are you going to do?"
I said: "Second grandpa, go down and rest for a while, I will introduce you."
The second grandpa calmed down a little, and with my support, he walked down the stairs slowly, and said as he walked, "Hey, child, you are much more sensible than before."
"Really?" I smiled: "I feel like I'm the same as before, I haven't changed."
"I haven't changed my fart." The second grandfather said: "Since you pulled the goatee last time, I have been in pain for three days and three nights."
I said speechlessly: "Isn't it possible? I had such great strength at that time?"
"I really wonder if you are a strong man who saved your life. Damn it, it hurts me so much." When the second grandfather talked about what happened at that time, he was still angry, and his goatee trembled with the corners of his mouth.
I shrugged and looked helpless: "Second grandpa, let me introduce, this is my good buddy, Liu Yishou. First, this is my second grandpa."
"Hello, Second Grandpa." Liu Yishou immediately greeted Second Grandpa respectfully.
The corner of the second grandfather's mouth formed a smile: "Well, good, good, the young man is not bad, he is born with a lot of yang energy, is there some way?"
Liu Yishou said: "I'm under the Heavenly Master's Way, under Ma Zhenren's sect."
The second grandpa smiled: "Well, one family, one family, Chen Jinggu and that Zhang Tianshi we introduced back then were good friends, and they were friends as brothers and sisters."
It wasn't until later that I found out that the second grandpa was talking nonsense. He would use this sentence to make friends with any sect he met, so much so that he even made a joke once.
The second grandpa told a monk that my family, Chen Jinggu, and Sakyamuni were discussing scriptures together under the big locust tree... Fuck you, I can’t imagine the scene of a monk and a woman discussing scriptures under the big locust tree What a spectacle.
Liu Yishou obviously also saw through the lie of the second master, he just smiled lightly and didn't pay much attention to it.
"Hey, where are people." The second grandfather noticed that there was no one in the lobby on the first floor, and couldn't help being curious.
I simply told the second grandpa what happened just now in detail. When the second grandpa heard it, he became anxious in an instant: "Hey, let me tell you, I dare to take care of this kind of thing, whether you are full or not."
I said, "Second grandpa, didn't our Yinpai talk about protecting the fetus and returning the yin to the yang? Why didn't you help her give birth when you met such a ghostly pregnant woman who died in vain."
The second grandpa sighed and said, "The key is, can you manage it?"
(End of this chapter)
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