pick up the pussy

Chapter 77

I agree with this statement [-]%. Damn it, you are a brat, why are you so vicious?This kind of torture method can be imagined.

I took a deep breath: "Smelly girl, I didn't expect you to be so vicious, you really embarrass women."

"Hahahahaha, I'm just embarrassing women. What can you do to me, haha, embarrassing women? I'm happy."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Lingxian'er kicked my waist.Fortunately, Xiao Lingxian'er didn't have much strength, so she didn't feel much pain.

Xiao Lingxian probably also knew that she didn't have much strength, so she didn't continue to attack with her body, but focused on the yin-yang scissors in my hand.

I felt that my arm was so pressed by half of the person that I couldn't recover the blood at all. I almost lost consciousness. I didn't have the strength to hold the yin and yang scissors steadily. The yin and yang scissors were snatched away by the little fairy.

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, you said that if you cut off a man's third leg, then what's the point of this man's life? Haha, I want to see if you still have the face to continue living."

After speaking, Little Fairy walked between my legs, ready to attack my third leg.

I became nervous all of a sudden, fuck your uncle, if this is really cut, I'm really meaningless to live.I became anxious immediately, and immediately shouted at Xiao Lingxian'er: "Stinky girl, let me go quickly, if you stab me to death with a knife, don't come to these shameless behaviors."

Xiao Lingxian was also happy to hear my scolding, knowing that I finally found my weakness, and played with the scissors even more arrogantly: "Haha, I don't know if your yin and yang scissors are sharp or not. The scissors are still cutting, and I have to trouble my mother to pull it out with my hands, hey, I feel ashamed when I think about it."

"A scholar can be killed but not humiliated, you kill me!"

I yelled loudly, but it didn't help at all, Xiao Lingxian was still shaking with laughter, and slowly cut off the yin and yang, and the target was my third leg.

Ancestors, I am sorry for you.

I wanted to cry but had no tears, two lines of hot tears flowed down the corners of my eyes, I was really unlucky for eight lifetimes when I met this kind of person, why are I so 'naughty'.

I could even feel the yin and yang scissors touching my pants. I was dumbfounded, but I couldn't struggle.

I closed my eyes in despair.

But at this critical moment, I suddenly heard a bang, as if a kick had been dropped on the ground, and then the sand on the ground was slowly 'squirming'.

That's right, it's squirming!

The soil seemed to be blown by the wind, gathering in one direction.

As soon as the sound was heard, Xiao Lingxian and half of the people were stunned immediately, and the next second, Xiao Lingxian yelled at the top of her voice: "Flee, run away."

Little Lingxian also ran away without saying a word.Those half people seemed to be quite afraid of this, and started to run as fast as they could.

But, can I make Little Fairy run away?
Hmph, that would be too embarrassing for the ancestors!So without saying a word, I jumped up and chased after it. Anyway, Xiao Lingxian is afraid of this thing, the more you are afraid, the more I want to keep you.

In any case, the yin and yang scissors had to be taken back.

While I was chasing, I paid attention to the scene behind me, I wanted to see what was behind me that could scare Xiao Lingxian like this.

And when I inadvertently looked back, I was dumbfounded for an instant, and I actually met Gui Tupu!

This ghost soil flutter is very famous in our local area.

Our place belongs to the Great Plains area, with no mountains and no water, so there are almost no natural disasters, such as floods and earthquakes.

But if God opens a window for you, he will definitely close a door for you.Although our place looks peaceful on the surface, there is a popular thing called 'ghost soil flutter'.

I don't know exactly what this ghost soil flutter is. Now that I think about it, I think it should be something similar to a tornado.However, it is not right to say that it is wind, because this thing has a very strong lethality, if anyone gets close to this 'sand wind', it will be instantly crushed into powder.

Moreover, this Guitupu will also take the initiative to chase people, once it gets close, it will also end in pieces.

The sand on the ground was blown up by a gust of wind, dancing crazily in mid-air, chasing us like a skeleton posing.

Looking at the two black eyeholes of the skeleton, I was not sure whether it was an enemy or a friend.I believe in my heart that this thing should be inhuman, there should be no distinction between friend and foe, right?So I just run faster.

I ran slower than Xiao Lingxian'er and the others, so I was the last one. I was worried for a while, because I was worried that Xiao Lingxian'er would snatch my yin and yang scissors away.

If my yin and yang were snatched away, I would have no face to see grandma again.

call!
That burst of ghostly soil fluttered past me frantically, causing me to stagger.I ate a mouthful of sand in one go.

However, I was not injured, which made me relieved, but I didn't dare to relax, and continued to chase forward.

Watching Guitupu catch up to the half-people who were running in front, Guitupu wrapped those half-people without hesitation, and then spun crazily.

The speed was too fast, like a watering machine, making a whirring sound.

I slammed on the brakes and stood still, looking at those half people with a look of fear.

Xiao Lingxian'er also stood still, staring at the ghost in a daze, and even forgot to run away.

In just five seconds, Guitupu stopped spinning, and then a mess of human organs fell out of Guitupu.

Even I couldn't help the nausea.

Guitupu aimed at Xiao Lingxian'er again, but Xiaolingxian'er had been frightened by Guitupu and stayed where she was, and didn't think of running away.

"What the hell are you still doing in a daze." I cursed, "Run away!"

Xiao Lingxian'er finally came to her senses, and with a scream, she ran towards me. Gui Tu saw that Xiao Lingxian'er had run away, and immediately chased after her.

I don't know what happened, anyway, I only had one thought at the time, and that was to save Xiao Lingxian. Although Xiao Lingxian wanted to turn me into a eunuch before, I didn't think too much about it at that time.

I grabbed Little Fairy's arm and ran away.She might have been frightened, so when she was running, her legs were weak, and she couldn't show her previous speed at all. Seeing Guitupu getting closer, the black skull mouth became more and more arrogant.

I knew I couldn't continue running, even I couldn't hold on anymore, let alone Xiao Lingxian'er.

At this time, I accidentally saw an abandoned dry well next to it.

Yes, jump into the well!
My grandma once told me that the ghosts are most afraid of this kind of deep pit, because once they enter the deep pit, they may never come out.

There is no doubt that this well is a standard deep pit.

So without further ado, I ran to the mouth of the well with Xiao Lingxian'er, and I said to her, "Jump down."

Looking at the dark mouth of the well, Xiao Lingxian was frightened: "Why do you want to jump down?"

"Jump down if you want to survive." I pushed Xiao Lingxian'er down, and then I jumped down without saying a word.

I didn't expect this well to be quite deep. When I jumped down like this, I was knocked unconscious.

I don't know how long it took, I slowly opened my eyes, the first feeling was that my arms were numb, and I didn't have any strength.It is late at night, the sky is full of stars and moonlight.

Through the dim moonlight, I was horrified to find that Little Fairy was lying peacefully on my arm, her appearance was as peaceful as if she had fallen asleep.

Immediately, I was so angry that my arms were so crushed by this stinky girl that I couldn't feel them.

But I didn't move, but first looked around for the yin and yang scissors.

Thank goodness, thank you, Xiao Lingxian, who is still holding the yin and yang scissors handed down from our ancestors.So without saying a word, I snatched the yin and yang scissors.

And as soon as I grabbed it, Xiao Lingxian finally woke up, and with a strange cry, she half sat up from the ground.

First, he glanced around in a daze, and then shouted vigorously: "Bottom of the well, why am I at the bottom of the well, take me out quickly, take me out quickly."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Lingxian grabbed the corner of my clothes and refused to let go.

Hehe, brat, you have your day too.

"Let go of me." I sneered.

"Take me out, take me out quickly." Xiao Lingxian kept repeating these words as if losing her mind.

I froze for a moment, not understanding why Xiao Lingxian'er's emotions were so out of control.It stands to reason that this fearless girl would be a little scared if she fell into the well, but she wouldn't be so frightened.

Looking at this expression, it is more frightening than seeing a ghost.

I shook off Xiao Lingxian'er's arm and said, "What are you doing? Why are you grabbing me? Can a man and a woman kiss each other?"

But Xiao Lingxian'er was still holding onto my clothes firmly: "Don't leave me here, take me out."

I was stunned, thinking that Little Fairy was going to mess with me, why was there such a big reaction?Kind of abnormal.

I looked at Little Fairy inexplicably: "I said, are you okay?"

Xiao Lingxian looked at me with trembling eyes, and I saw that she was breaking out in a cold sweat: "No...it's okay, I'm fine. Hurry...take me out quickly."

"Get out of here." I shook off Xiao Lingxian'er's arm again: "Didn't you see that we are trapped at the bottom of the well now?"

"You must have a way, right?" Xiao Lingxian'er's voice was full of tears, and she regarded me as a life-saving straw, and she was extremely flustered.

"Okay, I'll take you out if you want, but tell me why you're so afraid of this well?" I asked.

(End of this chapter)