pick up the pussy

Chapter 8
I know grandma's temper, and no one can change what she decides, so I have no choice but to take Dashan out to play.

Dalong squatted under the big locust tree like an idiot by himself.

After leaving the courtyard, my grandma locked the door behind me. I wondered all the way and asked Dashan: "Do you know what my grandma's words mean? What do you mean by asking for your life? Two lives?"

After thinking about it for a while, Dashan said, "That's simple. The one who takes his life is here to kill him. The one who takes his second life is here to give your grandma a second life."

"It's not nonsense, it's the same as not saying it." I said.

"How can it be nonsense?" Dashan said dissatisfied: "I'm telling the truth."

Forget it, it seems that Dashan also has something he doesn't know, but for the next whole day, I was thinking about the meaning of Daoist Ma's words.And that sixth child, who the hell is that?

Dashan and I played wildly outside for a whole day, and when the sun went down, I felt hungry and prepared to go home for dinner.

And when I got home, I was surprised to find that my grandma had made a lot of delicacies and put them under the big pagoda tree. up.

But at this moment, the big dragon who has been squatting under the big tree suddenly reprimanded me: "Stop it, kid, you can't eat."

I glared at Dalong: "My grandma made this, why can't I eat it?"

"My little ancestor, these things are life-saving, so don't beat me up." Dalong looked depressed.

"Life-saving?" It's so strange, it's the first time I've heard that food can save lives: "Don't fool me, just treat me like a child."

As he spoke, he stuffed a steamed meatball into his mouth.

Dalong closed his eyes in despair: "You just took my life."

I'm really surprised, why did I take the life of the dragon?

At this time, my grandma came out of the simple shed for cooking with a braised carp in braised sauce.After seeing me, he immediately said: "Qiang, go and call all your friends and let them eat at our house."

I said: "Grandma, what day is it today, why let them eat at our house."

My grandma smiled: "Today is a good day, go ahead and tell you later."

I was very hospitable when I was young, and I liked to let my friends come to my house to play, so I didn’t ask too much, and immediately called a few friends who played well with me, Erdan Yaner Pengpeng and the others came together Come to my house for dinner.

Of course, a foodie like Dashan is also indispensable.

The few of them saw the table full of sumptuous dishes, and their eyes were green. I have to say that my grandma’s cooking skills are simply outstanding. The braised lion’s head is absolutely authentic, the meat is thick in red sauce, and the braised carp is full of flavors. The steamed pork is white and red, and the pink is very beautiful, and the fried small yellow croaker is even more wonderful, crispy and delicious...

My grandma smiled and asked my friends to sit at the table with me, and said with a kind smile: "You can eat when I let you eat later, don't move your chopsticks first, Dashan, you are the biggest , you are in charge of supervision!"

Da Shan, who was going to secretly take a piece of steamed meat to satisfy his craving, suddenly felt a sense of responsibility on his shoulders, and nodded with a serious expression: "Auntie, don't worry."

My grandma just nodded, and then walked up to Dalong, asked Dalong to take off his shirt, then tied his hands and legs to the big locust tree, and at the same time fingered back and forth on Dalong's belly In the end, the middle finger was fixed, which happened to be on Dalong's belly button.

I can see that she seems to be drawing a kind of talisman, just like the Taoist priest in the comic book.

We couldn't help laughing at this funny scene, but Dalong kept staring at us, signaling us not to laugh.

My grandma was humming something softly while doing this, but we didn't hear clearly what she was humming. In short, I subconsciously listened to that weird tune as a folk song.

After finishing all this, my grandma yelled at the door: "Old Ma, you can come out now."

Soon, Daoist Ma came out from the main room. After taking a look at us, he picked up his own small backpack, went under the big locust tree, and took out the contents of the backpack.

He first placed several chicken bones around the big locust tree, and even placed one at the door, and finally dug a small hole under the big locust tree, and buried the bloody chicken head in the soil , and then backed out carrying the burden.

My grandma and Taoist Ma exchanged a glance, and then walked out, leaving us alone in the small circle made of chicken bones.

We were all baffled by the strange actions of Daoist Ma and my grandma. We just thought it was fun, and even forgot to eat... Of course, except for Dashan, the kid stole several pieces of tamales.

Ma Daochang said to us with a serious expression: "Children, if something unusual happens later, you must get out of this circle in time!"

As he said that, he also showed us the small circle made of chicken bones.

At our age at that time, we still couldn't understand what Taoist Ma called "abnormal things". Later, my grandma added: "If you feel that those dishes have not moved your chopsticks, but you have reduced them yourself, you should quickly jump out of the circle. ,do you understand?"

We all thought grandma was joking, how could there be less food on the table if we didn't move our chopsticks?

"Okay, let's eat." My grandma finally ordered to eat.

We, who have been drooling over the delicious food for a long time, immediately started to eat. Don’t underestimate the appetite of five children. If one person is fine, but if a large group of children compete, the appetite can catch up with four or five adults. man.

But even so, we still couldn't eat the food on the table. There was half a fish and two braised lion heads left on the table...

We all started to burp, especially Dashan, who walked with his stomach full of support, and his appearance was so ridiculous.

Nothing weird happened from the beginning to the end, except that Dashan Halazi had flowed three feet.

After my grandma and Daoist Ma looked at each other, with disappointed expressions on their faces, they sighed.

My grandma said: "Okay, let's all go back to sleep! You must not tell the adults what happened tonight, or you will not be allowed to play with toys tomorrow. I have many toys at home. I will show you all tomorrow." .”

My friends and I were stunned. I didn’t expect to be able to play with toys tomorrow. My grandma is really the greatest grandma in the world.

Sure enough, when I came home the next day, I found that my grandma had brought a lot of toys from nowhere.At that time, plastic toys were not very popular, and most of them were all kinds of gadgets made by masons and bricklayers, such as various car models and building blocks made of wood, and printed bricks made by masons, etc. There are so many that the big circle under the big pagoda tree is almost full.

Grandma is so great that she played with these things for us.

I brought all my little friends to my house to play. We played happily and laughed endlessly. I think that was the only memorable happy time in my childhood.

But I never thought that a few days later, I would encounter something that made me miserable all my life.

They are all interested in wooden building blocks, but I feel that they are too mentally retarded. They are basically for children to play with. Dashan and I are older, so we should play with some adult toys.

So the two of us used model cars to bulldoze and transport them back and forth.

From the beginning to the end, Daoist Ma and my grandma each moved a small mat and sat outside the circle, staring at us solemnly.

Although I don't know what my grandma is doing, I vaguely feel that what they are going to do must have something to do with 'delivering' Dalong.

"Hey, Daqiang, why is my unicycle missing?" Just as I was playing vigorously with a tricycle model, Dashan suddenly pushed me.

I said: "How do I know, you wanted to play just now, didn't I give it to you?"

"Yeah, I put it under my feet just now, why did it disappear when I looked up, maybe I lost it." Dashan said.

I whispered: "It must have been taken away by Yan'er and the others, go and see if they took it."

Dashan nodded immediately: "They must have taken it." Then he hurried to their line, looked left and right, but did not find the wheelbarrow, and couldn't help feeling disappointed.

I saw that Dashan didn't find the wheelbarrow, so I planned to help him find it.

At this moment, I suddenly noticed that the wheelbarrow appeared behind the big locust tree.

I was still wondering, the mountain didn't go behind the big locust tree at all, so how could the wheelbarrow appear behind the big locust tree?
But I didn't think too much about it at the time, and said to Dashan, "Look, it's behind that big locust tree."

Dashan glared at me: "You kid hid it for me, right? I've never been there."

I said, "Why am I hiding that thing? You don't want to be bloody, that's enough, don't talk about it, go over there quickly and pick it up from the cart."

Dashan said: "Come on, let's go over there to play! I always feel like there are a pair of eyes watching us here."

I also felt the same way, and I always felt that besides Dalong and my grandma Taoist Ma, there was a fourth person staring at us.

(End of this chapter)