pick up the pussy

Chapter 81
Dashan said: "I don't know either. Anyway, your grandma directed me to come here, so I will come here to collect the corpses, and then transport them out through this well."

"It's so high, how do you go up there." I smiled wryly: "Not to mention there are so many corpses."

Da Shan smiled and said, "They are all very good high jumpers."

I looked at Dashan inexplicably: "What high jumper?"

"Rocket, do you know?" Dashan patiently explained to me: "Put air on the rocket's buttocks, and that air can push it out. The same principle applies to these corpses. After being suffocated in the water for so long, the I have accumulated a lot of resentment, let it out, and I will be able to rush out of the abandoned well..."

I was surprised for a while, and I couldn't believe it. I thought it was Dashan farting.

No matter how powerful it is, how can the resentment and hostility in the body be used as fuel?Let alone sending people to the well.

Dashan said: "I knew you wouldn't believe it. To be honest, I didn't believe it at the beginning, but since your grandma gave me this baby, I have completely believed it."

"What baby?" I looked at Dashan in surprise.

Da Shan smiled and opened his vest, and then showed me his belt. Unexpectedly, his belt was also made of sixteen turns of locust tree branches!

I looked at the locust tree branch with a surprised expression: "You also have this locust tree branch? Who gave it to you?"

Da Shan said: "The other day your grandma gave me a dream, saying that she would give me a locust tree whip as a weapon. When I wake up, I will make it up."

I smiled and opened my belt: "Look, buddies have it too."

Da Shan looked at his locust tree whip, then at his own whip, and said with a smile, "Your whip is not as thick as mine."

"Cut, what's the use of thick tubes, yours is not as long as mine."

"It's useless for you to teach people that it doesn't hurt or itch. It's still ours."

"Cut, what a fart, I'm bloody confessing, this is my lifeblood..."

Dashan and I finally met, so I was quite excited in my heart, and before I knew it, I regained my playfulness, and happily made all kinds of jokes.

"You... what are you going to do?"

At some point, Xiao Lingxian woke up, covered her chest with her hands, and looked at me like a pervert.

Dashan found that Xiao Lingxian was awake, and immediately smiled and said: "Little sister, you finally woke up, you are all right. By the way, you come to be our referee, look at our two whips, whose whip is thicker?" Is it better to be longer?"

"Hooligan, shameless, I'm shit." Xiao Lingxian stood up with a groan, and regained her former arrogance.

Maybe this girl thought we had escaped from the well, and now we have found a deserted house, so we can live here temporarily, right?

After all, the light was dim, and there was no way to see the surrounding stone walls clearly.

"Hey, why are you so shameless? Let me show you what's wrong with the whip." Dashan was not happy, why was this woman so unreasonable.

I don't blame Dashan for being ignorant, because this kid basically doesn't deal with living people, so he doesn't know that 'whip' and 'life root' are no longer what they used to be.

So I hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, don't talk about Dashan, little fairy, we are talking about this whip."

With that said, I'm going to expose the locust tree whip and lift up my jacket a little.

"Shameless, bastard." Xiao Lingxian cursed angrily, covering her face at the same time: "If you dare to attack me, I will turn you into a eunuch."

Dashan was also angry: "Hey, why do you think this woman is like this, she is too stingy!"

I was speechless, thinking that the more I explained, the more I couldn't explain it.He simply took a deep breath and said, "Okay, okay, let's stop talking nonsense! Xiaolingxian, I'm talking about the real whip, it's because you think too much, this is the weapon we sent out."

Only then did Xiao Lingxian slowly look at my waist tentatively, and when she saw the locust tree whip, she felt relieved: "Bastard, why didn't you say it earlier?"

Damn girl, she's starting to get flustered again.

I'm too lazy to learn as much as Xiao Lingxian'er, so I just asked Dashan: "Dashan, hurry up and work! We are leaving too."

Dashan nodded: "Well, you go first, don't scare the little girl later."

"Damn, you look down on my aunt, don't you?" Xiao Lingxian became excited in an instant: "Believe it or not, my aunt chopped you into meat sauce and fed it to the dogs?"

Dashan sneered and said, "Okay, since you want to watch it, just watch it! If you cry later, don't worry about me."

I'm really worried that Xiao Lingxian'er will be fainted again, otherwise I won't be able to take her out later.

Although this stinky girl said several times before that she wanted to kill me, but I feel that this stinky girl is just talking verbally, and she shouldn't do such a cruel thing.

So I said: "Forget it, let's go out first! Xiao Lingxian, let's go, we are still in the abandoned well, maybe we can find the exit by walking along this underground river."

Xiao Lingxian'er became nervous again in an instant: "You...what are you talking about?"

"I didn't say anything, what's wrong?"

"You said we are still in the well?" Xiao Lingxian was extremely nervous.

"Yes." I said.

So Xiao Lingxian rolled the whites of her eyes and was about to faint again.

Let me go, this stinky girl's mental capacity is too weak.

So I ran up in a hurry, and hugged Xiao Lingxian'er's waist: "Hey, hey, don't get dizzy, are you still going or not?"

Fortunately, Xiao Lingxian'er didn't faint completely: "Take me out, take me out."

Yep, that old line again.

I said, "It's okay to take you out, but you have to follow my instructions."

"Okay, as long as you take me out." Xiao Lingxian said.

"I still have a few questions, you have to answer me." I said, "Why are you hunting me down?"

"I... I won't hunt you down, take me out quickly." Xiao Lingxian blinked her big watery eyes and looked at me pitifully.

"Don't pretend to be pitiful, I won't accept your tricks." I said coldly, "Tell me why you hunted me down."

"I didn't intend to kill you." Xiao Lingxian'er said: "I'm just angry when I think of what happened last time, and I'm going to teach you a lesson."

Indeed, last time I took advantage of Xiao Lingxian'er, but it was only a little bit. As for looking for me everywhere?

So I didn't believe it, so I asked again.

Xiao Lingxian'er must have been really scared, so she said tremblingly, "I want that yin-yang scissors."

"Why do you want my yin and yang scissors? You don't know how to deliver babies." I said.

"My mother... my mother told me that this yin-yang scissors is a key that can open a mysterious place. That place is the treasure that Yuhuamen has been searching for for generations."

I looked at Xiao Lingxian dumbfoundingly: "I said, Xiao Lingxian, do you believe this thing that fools children? What is the key to open the treasure? It's a lie. Where is there any treasure in the world?"

I said this purely to deceive Xiao Lingxian'er, so that Xiao Lingxian'er would not think about my yin and yang cuts in the future.

In fact, I also believe that yin and yang scissors are the key to unlocking somewhere.

Because I heard the sixth grandpa say before that the yin and yang scissors can open a certain mysterious place, but I have never heard of the treasure, so I sneered at this statement.

Xiao Lingxian was a little unconvinced: "But my mother would never lie to me."

"You also believe the words of the yellow-faced woman, have you been kicked in the head by a donkey?" I said disdainfully.

"You...you can't call my mother." Xiao Lingxian'er looked at me angrily, and I found that the little girl looked very handsome with puffed cheeks.

"Why can't I say your mother? The yellow-faced woman wants to harm me, so I'll call her, the yellow-faced woman, the yellow-faced woman, the yellow-faced woman..." I deliberately angered Xiao Lingxian.

"You...you can't say it." Xiao Lingxian'er is still tormented by claustrophobia, so she doesn't have the courage to scold me, and she just weakly said something insignificant.

I smiled and said: "Hey, let's not talk, don't talk, Huanglian Po has nothing to say, it's better to go out first."

As I said that, I looked at Dashan and said, "Dashan, where did you come in from? We're going to climb out from where you came in."

Dashan said: "Go straight ahead, about two miles! There is a locust tree root extending underground, and there is a big hole sloping upwards next to the locust tree root. When the time comes, you can just climb up the big hole."

I nodded, and left with Xiao Lingxian'er.

Not long after we walked, Dashan began to drive away the corpses. Dashan pulled out the locust tree whip from his waist, and then twitched towards the underground river.And with the twitching of the mountain, the originally quiet underground river began to flow fast again, and it could even be described as roaring.

As the waves flew up one by one, corpses were also washed ashore by the big waves. After those corpses were thrown on the shore, they slowly stood up, standing in line like zombies.

Looking at it from a distance, I found that the team was quite long, at least dozens of corpses, and Dashan still didn't stop driving corpses from the underground river. Then, it has not rotted.

After ten minutes, we finally found the exit.

When I climbed out along the exit, it was already late at night, and I saw the stars, and the arrogant and unreasonable little fairy from before came back again: "Come out, finally the **** is out, haha."

"Stinky boy, how dare you scold my mother while you're down there, I think you're looking for death." As soon as Xiao Lingxian'er came out, she immediately looked at me aggressively.

I glared at Xiao Lingxian: "What's the matter, are you not satisfied? Want to fight? I'll accompany you anytime."

"Fight, fuck a fart." Xiao Lingxian scolded: "Are you really stupid or fake? Old lady, do I look like that kind of ungrateful person? Hmph, you behaved quite well down there, old lady this time I’ll forgive you, but if I meet you next time, hum, then don’t blame me for being rude to you.”

While talking, he raised his fist at me.

(End of this chapter)