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Chapter 92 Pepper Noodles, Treating Dog Girls
Chapter 92 Pepper Noodles, Treating Dog Girls
I said, "It's probably okay. They only pay attention to Huanglian Po and her group, and they probably won't pay attention to us."
Liu Yishou said: "I hope!"
But I was thinking too well. When I accidentally looked down the mountain, I was horrified to find that there were two dog girls running towards us like crazy hungry wolves.
Their speed is very fast, only two naked white shadows can be seen in the night, galloping towards us at high speed.
After seeing this running dog girl, I instantly panicked.We don't have a protective formation here, how can we defend against these bitches?
And I don't think cutting the yin and yang will work, otherwise I wouldn't have been discovered by the dog girl last night.
The second grandpa and Liu Yishou also jumped out of the mud in a hurry. Seeing the figure approaching quickly, they were all dizzy: "What should we do? What should we do? Who can stop them?"
But none of us can do anything.
In the end, Liu Yishou came up with a bad idea: "It's really not possible, let's surrender voluntarily and take refuge with Huanglianpo! Damn, I don't want to die yet."
I couldn't laugh or cry, I thought buddy, you are not the only one who doesn't want to die, we don't want to die either, but what if we don't want to die?
When death comes, you must face it bravely.
Even if I die, I don't want to surrender to the yellow-faced woman. That woman is definitely not a good person, and she will definitely hit us hard when the time comes.
Yesterday, with the cooperation of Xiao Lingxian'er, these two people were able to escape with great fortune, but today they can't.
"What do you say dogs are most afraid of?" I finally decided to fight hard with the other party and analyze the other party's weaknesses.
Liu Yishou thought for a while, and said, "I remembered, dogs use their olfactory system to identify us. Maybe the dog girl also judges our location based on the smell? I think the eyes of the dog girl are rotten, still I can clearly understand everything around me, so I feel that, nine times out of ten, I rely on my sense of smell."
"As long as we cover up the smell on our bodies, the dog girl will definitely not be able to find us." Liu Yishou said.
Liu Yishou's analysis is very reasonable, but now we are faced with a new problem, that is, how to cover up the human smell on our body?
Liu Yishou said: "Use snake powder and sulfur, and sprinkle it on your body to cover up the smell."
"You two, who has snake powder or brimstone?" I looked at the two expectantly, hoping they could give me a surprise.
But they only surprised me, not delighted me.
Again I fell into a fit of despair.
"But..." Second Grandpa suddenly turned around: "Although I didn't bring these two things, I brought some pepper noodles."
"Pepper noodles? What's the use of pepper noodles?" I asked.
"Don't you know that pepper noodles are what dogs are most afraid of? I think pepper noodles should also play a preventive role. Anyway, they are dead anyway, so it's better to gamble with the other party." The second grandfather said.
Anyway, now we have no way out, and we can only gamble with each other.
The second grandpa has already taken out the pepper noodles.Looking at this small plastic bag of pepper noodles, I couldn't laugh or cry: "Second grandpa, what are you doing with so many pepper noodles?"
The second grandfather said: "I like barbecue, and I think it should be useful."
Tsk tsk, tsk tsk, I didn't expect that the second grandpa's childhood was quite moist, and he even ate barbecue.
As soon as the plastic bag was opened, a pungent smell hit our faces, and Liu Yishou and I couldn't help sneezing.
The second grandpa scolded a damn thing, quickly grabbed a large handful of pepper noodles, drew a circle around us, and then began to smear on himself.
I think as soon as the sun hits noon tomorrow, there will only be a little bit of cumin between us and the roast...
Liu Yishou and I also hurriedly smeared pepper noodles on our bodies, and then waited for the arrival of the dog girl.
The second grandpa even comforted us, don't worry!Nothing will go wrong, we sprinkle pepper noodles on our bodies, just like we see a pile of shit on the pig's trotters, we don't have an appetite to eat.
I'm speechless, the metaphor of the second master is really vivid, it's just a little disgusting.
The two dog girls quickly ran up.
Unexpectedly, they rushed towards us without saying a word.
My heart went cold, I thought it was over, it was over, I didn't expect that the dog girl is not afraid of pepper noodles, what should I do?
Seeing their claws grabbing my head, opening their bloody mouths to bite me, I was a little panicked, but I subconsciously raised the yin and yang scissors, and quickly cut my fingers with lightning and flint. The yin and yang scissors were given some blood to ensure that the yin and yang scissors could exert their maximum effect.
It was too late and then too soon, the second grandpa grabbed a handful of pepper noodles and threw it on the dog girl's face!
Unexpectedly, this sprinkling really played a key role. The dog girl was instantly choked by the pepper noodles and lost her mind. Her body kept twisting in mid-air, and she even forgot to attack.
I was overjoyed, this is exactly what I wanted, at this moment, I thought of Huanglian Po's method of dealing with the dog girl, so Yin Yang scissored towards the dog girl's belly, and slashed vigorously.
After all, it was a yin-yang scissors fed with yang blood, so it cut open the dog girl's belly very simply.
The internal organs of the dog girl flowed down in an instant, and a piece of intestines was wrapped around my neck, dragging me staggeringly, and fell to the ground.
Liu Yishou shouted excitedly: "Daqiang, great job!"
Immediately afterwards, the second dog girl also attacked, just like the previous one, they all swooped in.
The second grandfather still unceremoniously slapped the opponent on the face: super invincible pepper flour bomb.
This dog girl also lost control in mid-air, and fell down when her head hit the ground.Then at the moment when he fell down, he staggered away holding his head.
A crisis was solved by us using food seasoning?This makes me feel a little dumbfounded.
Liu Yishou even half-joked that if the intestines were marinated with chili noodles, they would be able to eat delicious grilled sausages tomorrow.
Sometimes I really doubt Liu Yishou, why does this kid have such a strong taste?This kind of words can be said.
All night.
Early the next morning, Huanglian Po woke up everyone and told them to work quickly.
And I have already hid, carefully watching the movement here!
Huanglianpo and Xiaolingxian'er walked towards Daming Pit, and said: "Daughter, don't worry, two dog girls ran up the mountain yesterday, and they must have smelled the smell of those unlucky bastards! I guess this will make people They've become food for dog girls."
Xiao Lingxian looked back worriedly, I could see that her eyes were full of worry.
I was inexplicably moved in my heart.
But this kind of emotion disappeared immediately, because I felt that the reason why Xiao Lingxian'er cared about me was because I still owed her a favor, and she still needed my help.
In order not to worry Xiao Lingxian'er.Taking advantage of no one, I stood up with a bang, waved at Xiao Lingxian, and then hurriedly hid.
When Xiao Lingxian'er saw me, she was instantly happy, and looked in my direction without saying a word.
Huanglian Po asked, "What's the matter, what happened?"
Xiao Lingxian quickly waved her hands: "It's nothing, it's nothing, I just feel that they are dead, and I'm quite happy."
"Oh." Huanglian Po gritted her teeth and said, "Those things deserve to die! Don't take what happened yesterday to your heart, just pretend nothing happened. I've sent someone to find their bones, wait After finding them, we will use secret techniques to drive them into a place of eternal doom."
Fuck you, it really is the most poisonous thing in women's hearts. I provoked you, and I can even say such words.
Fuck his uncle, really shameless.
And I don't believe that Huanglianpo insisted on sending someone to clean up our bones, and nine out of ten they cut them off for Yin and Yang.
After thinking of this, I became even more annoyed, thinking to you, uncle, why is this woman so scheming, let me say what is good about her, such a person is not worthy of living in this world.
I didn't think about it any further. What I'm most concerned about now is what's under the well shelf. I don't know what's going on down there.
The situation was fine. After all the people had evacuated yesterday, the things below did not continue to make trouble. Except for the two well frames that collapsed yesterday, the rest of the well frames were still standing peacefully.
Everyone continued to repeat what happened yesterday, and they started to work in a hurry...
The steel rope was taut, as if it might break at any moment.
As soon as the steel rope was tightened, the things below seemed to be in pain, and they struggled angrily, and the well frame began to shake again!
(End of this chapter)
I said, "It's probably okay. They only pay attention to Huanglian Po and her group, and they probably won't pay attention to us."
Liu Yishou said: "I hope!"
But I was thinking too well. When I accidentally looked down the mountain, I was horrified to find that there were two dog girls running towards us like crazy hungry wolves.
Their speed is very fast, only two naked white shadows can be seen in the night, galloping towards us at high speed.
After seeing this running dog girl, I instantly panicked.We don't have a protective formation here, how can we defend against these bitches?
And I don't think cutting the yin and yang will work, otherwise I wouldn't have been discovered by the dog girl last night.
The second grandpa and Liu Yishou also jumped out of the mud in a hurry. Seeing the figure approaching quickly, they were all dizzy: "What should we do? What should we do? Who can stop them?"
But none of us can do anything.
In the end, Liu Yishou came up with a bad idea: "It's really not possible, let's surrender voluntarily and take refuge with Huanglianpo! Damn, I don't want to die yet."
I couldn't laugh or cry, I thought buddy, you are not the only one who doesn't want to die, we don't want to die either, but what if we don't want to die?
When death comes, you must face it bravely.
Even if I die, I don't want to surrender to the yellow-faced woman. That woman is definitely not a good person, and she will definitely hit us hard when the time comes.
Yesterday, with the cooperation of Xiao Lingxian'er, these two people were able to escape with great fortune, but today they can't.
"What do you say dogs are most afraid of?" I finally decided to fight hard with the other party and analyze the other party's weaknesses.
Liu Yishou thought for a while, and said, "I remembered, dogs use their olfactory system to identify us. Maybe the dog girl also judges our location based on the smell? I think the eyes of the dog girl are rotten, still I can clearly understand everything around me, so I feel that, nine times out of ten, I rely on my sense of smell."
"As long as we cover up the smell on our bodies, the dog girl will definitely not be able to find us." Liu Yishou said.
Liu Yishou's analysis is very reasonable, but now we are faced with a new problem, that is, how to cover up the human smell on our body?
Liu Yishou said: "Use snake powder and sulfur, and sprinkle it on your body to cover up the smell."
"You two, who has snake powder or brimstone?" I looked at the two expectantly, hoping they could give me a surprise.
But they only surprised me, not delighted me.
Again I fell into a fit of despair.
"But..." Second Grandpa suddenly turned around: "Although I didn't bring these two things, I brought some pepper noodles."
"Pepper noodles? What's the use of pepper noodles?" I asked.
"Don't you know that pepper noodles are what dogs are most afraid of? I think pepper noodles should also play a preventive role. Anyway, they are dead anyway, so it's better to gamble with the other party." The second grandfather said.
Anyway, now we have no way out, and we can only gamble with each other.
The second grandpa has already taken out the pepper noodles.Looking at this small plastic bag of pepper noodles, I couldn't laugh or cry: "Second grandpa, what are you doing with so many pepper noodles?"
The second grandfather said: "I like barbecue, and I think it should be useful."
Tsk tsk, tsk tsk, I didn't expect that the second grandpa's childhood was quite moist, and he even ate barbecue.
As soon as the plastic bag was opened, a pungent smell hit our faces, and Liu Yishou and I couldn't help sneezing.
The second grandpa scolded a damn thing, quickly grabbed a large handful of pepper noodles, drew a circle around us, and then began to smear on himself.
I think as soon as the sun hits noon tomorrow, there will only be a little bit of cumin between us and the roast...
Liu Yishou and I also hurriedly smeared pepper noodles on our bodies, and then waited for the arrival of the dog girl.
The second grandpa even comforted us, don't worry!Nothing will go wrong, we sprinkle pepper noodles on our bodies, just like we see a pile of shit on the pig's trotters, we don't have an appetite to eat.
I'm speechless, the metaphor of the second master is really vivid, it's just a little disgusting.
The two dog girls quickly ran up.
Unexpectedly, they rushed towards us without saying a word.
My heart went cold, I thought it was over, it was over, I didn't expect that the dog girl is not afraid of pepper noodles, what should I do?
Seeing their claws grabbing my head, opening their bloody mouths to bite me, I was a little panicked, but I subconsciously raised the yin and yang scissors, and quickly cut my fingers with lightning and flint. The yin and yang scissors were given some blood to ensure that the yin and yang scissors could exert their maximum effect.
It was too late and then too soon, the second grandpa grabbed a handful of pepper noodles and threw it on the dog girl's face!
Unexpectedly, this sprinkling really played a key role. The dog girl was instantly choked by the pepper noodles and lost her mind. Her body kept twisting in mid-air, and she even forgot to attack.
I was overjoyed, this is exactly what I wanted, at this moment, I thought of Huanglian Po's method of dealing with the dog girl, so Yin Yang scissored towards the dog girl's belly, and slashed vigorously.
After all, it was a yin-yang scissors fed with yang blood, so it cut open the dog girl's belly very simply.
The internal organs of the dog girl flowed down in an instant, and a piece of intestines was wrapped around my neck, dragging me staggeringly, and fell to the ground.
Liu Yishou shouted excitedly: "Daqiang, great job!"
Immediately afterwards, the second dog girl also attacked, just like the previous one, they all swooped in.
The second grandfather still unceremoniously slapped the opponent on the face: super invincible pepper flour bomb.
This dog girl also lost control in mid-air, and fell down when her head hit the ground.Then at the moment when he fell down, he staggered away holding his head.
A crisis was solved by us using food seasoning?This makes me feel a little dumbfounded.
Liu Yishou even half-joked that if the intestines were marinated with chili noodles, they would be able to eat delicious grilled sausages tomorrow.
Sometimes I really doubt Liu Yishou, why does this kid have such a strong taste?This kind of words can be said.
All night.
Early the next morning, Huanglian Po woke up everyone and told them to work quickly.
And I have already hid, carefully watching the movement here!
Huanglianpo and Xiaolingxian'er walked towards Daming Pit, and said: "Daughter, don't worry, two dog girls ran up the mountain yesterday, and they must have smelled the smell of those unlucky bastards! I guess this will make people They've become food for dog girls."
Xiao Lingxian looked back worriedly, I could see that her eyes were full of worry.
I was inexplicably moved in my heart.
But this kind of emotion disappeared immediately, because I felt that the reason why Xiao Lingxian'er cared about me was because I still owed her a favor, and she still needed my help.
In order not to worry Xiao Lingxian'er.Taking advantage of no one, I stood up with a bang, waved at Xiao Lingxian, and then hurriedly hid.
When Xiao Lingxian'er saw me, she was instantly happy, and looked in my direction without saying a word.
Huanglian Po asked, "What's the matter, what happened?"
Xiao Lingxian quickly waved her hands: "It's nothing, it's nothing, I just feel that they are dead, and I'm quite happy."
"Oh." Huanglian Po gritted her teeth and said, "Those things deserve to die! Don't take what happened yesterday to your heart, just pretend nothing happened. I've sent someone to find their bones, wait After finding them, we will use secret techniques to drive them into a place of eternal doom."
Fuck you, it really is the most poisonous thing in women's hearts. I provoked you, and I can even say such words.
Fuck his uncle, really shameless.
And I don't believe that Huanglianpo insisted on sending someone to clean up our bones, and nine out of ten they cut them off for Yin and Yang.
After thinking of this, I became even more annoyed, thinking to you, uncle, why is this woman so scheming, let me say what is good about her, such a person is not worthy of living in this world.
I didn't think about it any further. What I'm most concerned about now is what's under the well shelf. I don't know what's going on down there.
The situation was fine. After all the people had evacuated yesterday, the things below did not continue to make trouble. Except for the two well frames that collapsed yesterday, the rest of the well frames were still standing peacefully.
Everyone continued to repeat what happened yesterday, and they started to work in a hurry...
The steel rope was taut, as if it might break at any moment.
As soon as the steel rope was tightened, the things below seemed to be in pain, and they struggled angrily, and the well frame began to shake again!
(End of this chapter)
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