Pirated Ronaldo

Chapter 472

All the West Ham fans in the stadium opened their mouths in surprise, unable to make a sound!

In front of them, Manchester United No. 22, whom they hate the most, is striding forward. He has passed Paul Konchesky's defensive area and ran to the left side of West Ham's penalty area. The two West Ham players who pinched No. 22 on this side, No. 12 Maddy Etherington and No. 3 Paul Konchesky were left behind.

running!Pure speed!Manchester United No. 22 won in this simple link!

Everyone understands the importance of speed to a football player. In the 21st century, if a certain team is not equipped with 1 or 2 wingers, it cannot be called a mature team. Experienced head coaches also know how to use these speed players to enrich the team's tactics. Simply put, speed players are the players who can change the rhythm of the team most immediately. They play an important role in a team. role.

However, the effect of pure speed is very limited, and speed must be integrated with technology and overall tactics to exert obvious effects.

Otherwise, football would be too simple. Just grab two of the sprinters, wouldn't that solve the difficult problem of wingers for many teams?That obviously won't work.

but!What Manchester United showed this time is only speed!

Ronando started from the backcourt and ran all the way. After crossing the center line, he received a pass from Darren Fletcher, kicked Paul Konchesky behind him, and then continued to run. In the process, football Technology basically did not play any role. Whether it was Darren Fletcher's pass or Ronaldo's kick, they were all ordinary from a technical perspective, even if they were pulled from the stands. A young man, as long as the young man often plays a few kicks in the street, he can do it.

The role of speed at this moment is infinitely magnified. Ronando relied on his speed to defeat his opponent and directly killed within 30 meters of the goal!
God!This big Portuguese boy, he is not only very brave, simple and practical technique, but also has a very strong speed, no wonder the media is now desperately boasting that he is the second Arjen Robben, with the long shot of the boy just now From the perspective of kung fu, his long-range shooting ability is also good, and the many goals he has scored in the past three months prove that his shooting skills are also very good.

An all-around super genius!What West Ham offended was such a genius. If he scored another goal, what would West Ham do?
No one is a fool. When many West Ham fans saw Ronando attacking outside the penalty area with a determined attitude, many people began to regret it. They thought they had offended someone who should not be offended. Today's second half After the game started, these West Ham fans did not back down. They kept cursing Manchester United No. 22 in the stands. "For face, they have to last at least until the end of the 90 minutes.

When the 90 minutes are over, these fans can comfort themselves and say: Look!This is the style of the Iron Army!The number 22 scored, but we kept going, we put a lot of pressure on him!We have not lost the reputation of the Hammer Gang!
However, if Manchester United scored again on the 22nd, it would be completely different!
Everyone will treat these West Ham fans as fools!You have been cursing, people can still score goals, what else can you be if you are not fools...

"Manchester United's No. 22 player ran to the outside of the penalty area, and he was still running forward! ... He was running too fast and kept running, and the other Manchester United players had no time to outflank him! Among the West Ham players, only No. 5 An Don Ferdinand and No. 4 Gabbiton have rushed back! Now it's two against one!"

"The tactical thinking of this Manchester United player is very...weird, he rushed to the bottom line!"

"Now he has only two options. The first is to hit the goal from a small angle, and the second is to dribble the ball horizontally and compete head-on with two West Ham players... Neither of these options is very reasonable. The closer to the goal, the better the shot. The probability of the goal is higher, but as the shooting angle narrows, isn't the probability of his shot being intercepted also higher? Maybe... this player is not very confident in the accuracy of his shot?"

"Oh! Look! He's swerved! Forced a swerve down the middle of the court from very close to the baseline! It's two-on-one!"

"No. 4 Gabbiton is close to No. 22, ready to block the opponent's shot at any time... Kick! No. 22 kicks the goal... Oh! Fake! This is a fake shot, and the frequency of his feet touching the ball is very fast At the moment when the ball was about to be shot, he kicked it back!... No. 4 Gabbiton was cheated! He had already thrown himself sideways in order to block the shot! God! No. 22's foot movements are too dexterous, He's not supposed to be a winger, but a deft striker in the box!"

"Poke the ball with the toe of the right foot! No. 22 suddenly poked the ball with his toe. Instead of letting the ball fly to the goal, it rolled to the front of the goal! The ball avoided the foot of another defender Anton Ferdinand! "

"Come on! No. 22 continues to rush towards the middle of the goal! He wants to catch up with the ball!...It's impossible! Anton Ferdinand is an excellent defender. Although he is only 20 years old, he is even better than his brother Manchester United star. Ferdinand is braver! He will never let the enemy rush past him to shoot!"

"Hold it! Anton Ferdinand put his arms around the opponent's waist! This is the defender of the Hammers! I would rather take a penalty than let you... Oh! My God!"

"It's absolutely impossible! Manchester United's number 22 was hugged by Anton Ferdinand, but he didn't stop! Anton Ferdinand was hanging on his body, and he dragged him down on the lawn, but he didn't fall himself Oh, my God! Does he have the strength of a bear?... He takes a step forward! Stretches out his left leg and shoots!... Empty goal! My God! The ball goes in..."

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After absolute speed comes absolute power!West Ham players and fans have been stunned!
Bear power?This statement is not an exaggeration at all. When Ronando wanted to rush past Anton Ferdinand, the young central defender had no time to make other moves. He resolutely reached out and hugged Ronando's waist. I want to use this brutal foul method to avoid being hit by Ronando.

However, to everyone's surprise, Ronando showed strength beyond imagination. With his opponent hanging on his body, he still took a big step forward, easily swept the ball into the goal, and then fell to the ground.

If the speed shown by Ronando before is still within the acceptable range, then the powerful strength shown later is amazing!
The famous England international and Manchester United star Rio Ferdinand is the eldest in the family. He has a younger brother who is six years younger than him, Anton Ferdinand. Like his elder brother, this brother entered the West Ham football school since he was a child. It’s also the same position, a central defender, but compared to his tall brother, Ferdinand’s height is a weakness. He is only 20cm at the age of 178 this year, which is 11cm shorter than his brother, but short is short, and Ferdinand is also a Strong player, weighing 78KG.

Just imagine, if someone said that he can wear a 78KG little Ferdinand on his waist, drag this strong black man down, and he can move forward, not only walking but also shooting, what would little Ferdinand say?
Definitely spit in your face!Since it is hugging the waist, do you think it is as simple as hanging a 78KG object?It must be pulling you hard, weight + dragging force, you are a bull, so it is impossible to move half a step forward!It is too light to say that you are not allowed to move, but it will definitely make you fall to the ground immediately!

However, the fact is so unbelievable. Ronando, who weighs only a few kilograms more than Ferdinand Jr., not only held the opponent's hug and drag, but also took a step forward, and finally fell to the ground. It must be because he raised his foot to shoot His movements made him lose his center of gravity, otherwise, he would definitely still be able to stand...

Is this still human?

No wonder he faced little Ferdinand's obstruction, dared to give up the opportunity to hit the goal immediately, instead rushed past the opponent's side, and went to the other side to hit the empty goal. That's because he has that confidence!No one can stop him!
"Ho! Ooh!"

Just when people were in great shock, Ronando got up from the ground!He raised his head and let out a hearty roar!

This loud roar woke up countless people!Manchester United scored!The score was overtaken!And it was No. 22 who scored again!

Countless West Ham fans felt that their eyes were dark!This is simply the worst of the bad!There is nothing more unfortunate than this. Tens of thousands of Hammer fans have foolishly "cursed" for so long, and the result is so sad. It is still the No. 22 who scored for Manchester United, God!Are you really going to dump so many West Ham guys?

Curse him again?Laugh at him?Curse him?
I go!It's a shame, the players of my own team are all in a wrestling posture, trying to stop it at all costs, but still let him score a goal, and then curse him, does it make sense?

At Upton Park, tens of thousands of West Ham fans lost their voices. They were full of grievances, unwillingness, humiliation, and bitterness... but they couldn't make a sound in their throats. They could only stare blankly at the 22 The figure of Hao got up from the ground, let out a roar, and then started running towards the bench.

Ok!It's not bad, the No. 22 player of Manchester United just yelled after scoring a goal, and didn't do any other overly arrogant actions.

Is this a little face for West Ham?If this guy makes some arrogant celebration at this time, or raises his injured finger to show it again... It is estimated that all the West Ham fans in the field will have to hit the wall!He played with an injury and was so fierce. If it wasn't because he was kicked by Paul Konchesky before and he was forced to injure himself, wouldn't it be even more fierce?
That's all!This kind of player is not something that West Ham can compete with, and they can be regarded as saving some face, and they didn't make the tens of thousands of people on the scene unable to get off the stage. This inexplicably formed beam, is it just a one-off...

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"In the 74th minute of the game, Manchester United scored a goal through a quick counterattack. The score on the field was rewritten. Manchester United overtook the score 2:1. It was the 21-year-old Scottish midfielder Darren Fry who instigated this counterattack Che, his long pass knocked on the defense of the home team West Ham. The right midfielder No. 22 Cristiano Ronaldo took advantage of his speed and got the chance to hit the goal in the penalty area and scored successfully. This is the No. 22 player The second goal of the game, the number 22 who scored it was excited and he ran to the bench."

"Huh?... No. 22 didn't seem to want to hug and celebrate with his teammates or the coach... He even bypassed the teammates who ran up..."

"No. 28 Gerard? Pique? No. 22 ran to this player. It is said that these two youngest players in Manchester United's first team of the same age have a very good personal relationship. Could it be that No. 22 wants to be alone with his young teammates? Celebrating the goal? Gerard Pique raised his hand... a neatly folded white towel? Towel?..."

The commentator at Upton Park is naturally very depressed about Ronaldo's outrageously brave goal, but he must perform his job.

Then try to explain this bad goal in the calmest tone!As for the thrilling process of scoring goals, who cares about him!
However, Ronando's rather strange behavior on the court finally made the commentator involuntarily begin to describe everything he saw in detail. At the same time, tens of thousands of people at the scene also saw and understood what the commentator described. Strange, instead of celebrating the goal, the player who scored the goal went to ask his teammates for a towel?
Are you out of your mind?But why is that towel folded neatly?" Shouldn't the towel be hung casually on the shoulder, or folded in half and spread out there?

Manchester United's No. 28 Gerard? Pique's behavior is also very strange!He carefully held the folded rectangular towel with both hands, as if he was holding some great treasure... Carefully?right!That's the word, the young Spaniard held the towel carefully and smiled foolishly.

What kind of plane!These two young men from Manchester United are stupid!

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"Come on! Gerald! First root!"

"One? Are you sure you only need one? Aren't there two here?"

"Damn it! Give me the first one first!"

"The first one? Which one are you talking about? The longer one or the shorter one?"

"Oh! God! Are you crazy, Gerald? . . . Give me any one! Immediately! Immediately!"

"……Oh well!"

Gerard Pique, who was overly devoted, finally understood what Ronando meant. He carefully opened the towel in his hand and picked up a banana from it. After thinking for a while, he held up the towel A banana for the people around to see clearly, the displaying process lasted at least five seconds!Then he reluctantly handed the banana to Ronando.

banana!There was a banana hidden in the towel!
Tens of thousands of people watched as Ronando took the banana from Gerard Pique with a smile, peeled it off, put it in his mouth and chewed it. People couldn't help biting their tongues!
Strange people and strange things!Scoring a go-ahead goal in a key game, such a happy event, the Portuguese kid who scored the goal, didn't care to celebrate with his teammates, he ran to ask his teammates for a banana, and started chewing on the spot!This foodie!Is it so hungry that if you don't eat this banana, you will die! ?
And that No. 28 Gerard Pique is also a jerk, it’s just a banana, he has to wrap it in a towel like a baby, and hold it with both hands... He continues to hold the towel now, there will be no more in it banana?
Bananas...Munching Portuguese Kid...Babe...Eat one and...

Sudden!There was a chill in the hearts of many people!Connecting these keywords together, they finally thought of where the banana that was being swallowed by Ronando came from.

That's what West Ham fans used to smash Ronaldo's bananas at half-time today!

To be precise, what Ronando is eating is one of the two bananas he picked up from the ground, what about the other?Don't ask!Still held like a baby by Gerard Pique is the other one!
completely speechless...

Manchester United player Cristiano Ronaldo, where is he going to give the West Ham fans a break and let them leave the last bit of face?He thought other methods of slapping his face were not enough, so he chose the most brutal method of slapping his face, that is, he saved the bananas that West Ham fans smashed on him, and after he scored a goal, he would face tens of thousands of West Ham fans. Noodles, eat it on the spot!
Goal!Eat a banana!
He's a hot mom!This guy is too ruthless. Compared with him, Barcelona's Eto'o is simply a kind and good man. Eto'o ate bananas on the spot just to laugh at the incompetence of the fans. Banana", this is awesome!This is called a slap in the face!Beat this brutally!
After eating this, Ronando will definitely become popular all over the world, and West Ham fans will follow suit, but they are villains.

There is no doubt that a fruit like bananas will immediately become a sensitive thing in this area of ​​East London. Even when you have a conflict with a West Ham fan, you can just say "brother, what are you eating today?" Banana?", the other party will immediately feel ashamed, and either run away in shame, or come up and fight you desperately!

This is all right, Eto'o's title of "No. 22 Banana Brother" has changed hands starting today. From now on, Manchester United's No. [-] will be the undisputed No. [-] Banana Brother in Europe.Absolutely number one.

Who dares to be unconvinced?You also go to a fan and throw a banana at you, then you pick up the banana and wait for yourself to score!But don't forget, if you can't score goals, then you will be embarrassing. Not only will you not become an anti-racism hero, but you will also become a joke. If you want to learn, you have to be willing to play with your head on your trouser belt. If you don't have the courage, don't learn it as soon as possible.

(End of this chapter)