Pirated Ronaldo

Chapter 93
Ronando is very happy, Daniel Carvalho gave him a chance to go crazy!

When watching football in China before, Ronando was very interested in all kinds of bickering in the European league, especially that guy Mourinho, he can often make an ordinary game very lively, making his own The fame is overwhelming, and the opponent is also embarrassed.

After coming to Portugal, Ronando was either not well-known, or no one came to provoke him. Now, he finally has the opportunity to try to bicker.

Now Ronando began to follow Ze Ruoyi back to Alamedo every day, and only used his dormitory in the hotel as a temporary lounge, occasionally going to sit for a while, to prevent Carolina from going crazy, anyway, he and Ze Ruoyi Yi is often together, and the same is true for the extra training after the club's training. The two are inseparable, which is very convenient.

Ze Roy owned an unassuming Daewoo, and Ronando sneaked into it every day, and no one except a few knew he was no longer staying at the hotel.

On this day, after the training ended, he didn't get into Ze Ruoyi's car immediately, but ran outside the hotel to find the comrades reporters there.

"I wasn't surprised when I heard Mr. Carvalho quip that I would fall badly."

Standing on the steps in front of the hotel, Ronando pretended to raise his finger and shook it, imitating the supercilious expression of Mourinho in his memory, which made him look tugging, very There are stars.

"Because Mr. Carvalho is the best striker in Brazil, he is higher than any other Brazilian striker! However, when I heard that Mr. Carvalho couldn't tell the difference between an eagle and a birdie, I laughed Yes! Excuse me, Mr. Carvalho, did your primary school teacher teach you the difference between tens and single digits? Or did your physical education teacher teach you mathematics?"

"I hope to meet Mr. Carvalho in the Europa League final, but he certainly has no chance now. If Mr. Carvalho applies for a transfer during the season, what do you think?"

Ronando seemed to be praising Daniel Carvalho, but in fact he dragged him to the ground and stomped on him!
Just a few words made Ronando a man of the Portuguese media!

Such a witty answer is much more lively and witty than Daniel Carvalho's accusation, and the two are not at the same level at all.

The so-called "mathematics is taught by physical education teachers" has been used badly on the Internet in China, but it is very fresh in Europe. There are also those words that satirize Daniel Carvalho, swearing without swear words , almost every sentence makes people feel very cool...

What is a master of hurting people?Ronando is!

The reporters are happy. For them, a humorous player or coach who dares to attack the opponent is a big treasure, just like Mourinho. Neo has always been a media darling.

As a result, these words of Ronando were immediately spread by loyal reporters through various channels. His super cool comments on Daniel Carvalho quickly made him the darling of the media. Every word he said Every word was put into the newspaper by the media.

"Mr. Carvalho = the best striker in Brazil!"

"Daniel Carvalho has the misfortune of being taught maths by a PE teacher."

"What do you think if Daniel moves mid-season?"

Don't underestimate the remarks of a star, especially when he represents the fans and utters witty words. These words of Ronando immediately won the support of Benfica and many Portuguese fans, because he not only scolded opponents, and uphold the honor of Portuguese football.

"**is the best**" "**'s math is taught by the physical education teacher" "**if**, what do you think?"

These three classic sentences swept the Portuguese football world with the speed of the wind, and became the most fashionable mantra of countless fans.

On the day of the competition, if a Lis native is walking on the street and someone says to him, "Your math is taught by a physical education teacher", and the Lis native doesn't understand the situation, he will definitely be laughed to death by others!Haven't you heard how Benfica's Ronaldinho commented on his opponent?

Accompanying Ronando to become famous is of course the hapless Daniel Carvalho.

Before the game started, Daniel Carvalho's reputation began to stink, and he became everyone's laughing stock.

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On March 3th, Benfica Stadium of Light, on the Europa League match day, tens of thousands of Benfica fans flooded into the stands of the stadium with smiles. Countless slogans and banners were raised up, and the fans laughed happily under these slogans.

"Congratulations, Mr. Carvalho, you are the best striker in Brazil!"

"Daniel, is your gym teacher okay?"

"Daniel Carvalho, which team are you going to transfer to?"

If a viewer who is not clear about the cause and effect of the incident may mistakenly think that Daniel Carvalho is a famous figure, he has the support of a large number of hostile fans, but as long as he understands the whole process of the incident, he will definitely be recognized. die laughing.

The sudden situation caught the hapless CSKA Moscow by surprise. Not only was Daniel Carvalho himself ashamed, but even the club couldn't lift their heads.

CSKA Moscow wanted to take the opportunity to complain to UEFA, but in the end they had no choice but to play dumb, because the slogan of the Benfica fans was not a problem at all, and the naked slaps were all hidden in the words. Under the circumstances, such swearing is much more vicious than direct swearing.

"Daniel is an idiot, why do you want to provoke the little bastard from Benfica?"

This is the UEFA Europa League game, and many countries will broadcast it live. These unique slogans are enough to make Daniel Carvalho and CSKA firmly remembered by everyone, but this name is not the good reputation they want. They can't get rid of Taiwan's negative reputation.

Unless, Daniel Carvalho can prove in the game that he is qualified to teach Ronaldo a lesson!
Daniel Carvalho and Ronaldo have completely become a pair of enemies. He is holding back his strength and wants to fight back against Ronaldo in the game. His agent has told him in disappointment that if he can't play in the game He has achieved a better performance than Ronando in the middle, and the European giants will definitely not introduce him this summer.

In other words, he will waste at least half or an extra season!This is a big blow to Daniel Carvalho, who aspires to become a first-class star...

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However, to the disappointment of CSKA, back in the warm southern Europe, Benfica is no longer as easy to deal with as in Moscow!
If the Benfica Trident has not yet formed, CSKA may have the possibility of regaining the defeat. However, the combination of Simao + Nuno Gomez + Ronando has just made its debut, and the opponent team has not yet found effective containment. When it comes to methods, not to mention CSKA, which has a smeared eyes, even the Portuguese Super League team is helpless against Benfica, a new frontcourt combination.

Only 8 minutes into the game, the Benfica Trident gave the visiting team a hard blow.

Ronando broke through the defense of No. 24 Vasily Berezutsky in the middle and passed the ball to Nuno Gomez. With a mid-range shot, the ball flew into the CSKA goal.

1: 0!

Benfica's offensive power surprised everyone, they were too fierce!

"GOAL! GOAL! G————O—————A————L——————————L————————————————— ——L!!"

"Simão Sabrosa! Patron Saint of the Stadium of Light!"

"Another exquisite cooperation between the three stars from the Benfica Trident! CSKA Moscow's defense has nothing to do with this goal, they can only be passively beaten! Benfica's frontcourt is too strong. It seems that, Brazil's best striker doesn't have the ability to save CSKA. The total score is 2:1! Benfica has an away goal!"

The commentator Burger Gomez yelled proudly, not forgetting to take the opportunity to insult Daniel Carvalho.

On the court, Nuno Gomez and Ronando ran in front of Simao, and the three of them danced happily with their heads twisting and dancing.

This is the first time their combination has faced a non-Portuguese Super League team. Facts have proved that with the three of them, Benfica's offensive ability has doubled compared to before!

"The trident is invincible!"

"This is the chemical reaction! The existence of Ronaldinho made the captain and deputy captain of Benfica reach the pinnacle!"

"Yeah! The team can play such an offense with just one more Ronaldinho. Ronaldinho is an important part! He is even equivalent to Rui Costa!"

The fans in the stands are very keen-eyed, and everyone can easily analyze the secret of Benfica's strong offensive ability.

In the Portuguese national team, the fixed midfielder combination is Rui Costa + Simão. They form the midfielder duo of the Portuguese national team, delivering shells for Luis Figo, Pauletta and others on the front line. Now, Simão + Ronando is almost similar to the role of the national team's midfield dual-core, but in the national team, Simão plays a supplementary role, while in Benfica, Simão plays the main role and Ronando supplements.

To put it vividly, the Benfica Trident at this time already has 7 to 8% of the Portuguese national team's frontcourt offensive power, so they seem to be invincible!
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Benfica's powerful attack power made the CSKA players of the visiting team dizzy.

CSKA's overall strength is already weaker than Benfica's. In addition, conceding the ball so early made their mentality a little unbalanced and their turnover rate increased.

What the hell, why did the same Benfica become so powerful after a week?
Everyone's heart was filled with panic.

In the 21st minute of the first half, No. 8 Roland Gusev, the core midfielder, dribbled the ball too much and was intercepted by the alert Fernandez. After losing the ball, Roland Gusev screamed angrily, turned around and ran after the ball desperately However, his efforts have no effect, he is fast, and Ronando is faster than him.

"No. 22 Ronaldinho rushed to the spot where the ball landed first, a good shot! Ronaldinho's speed is very fast, he hooked the ball to his feet with his right foot!"

"Turn around flexibly! Xiao Luo launched a charge!"

"CSKA Moscow's No. 9 Ivica Olić flew to press! Ronaldinho quickly slammed across and avoided the opponent's kick! We noticed that this young player's performance on the court has matured day by day. This kick The horizontal transfer is quite the style of Benfica captain Simao, fast! Accurate! He has the shadow of Simão and Rui Costa! The future Portuguese national team has an heir to the midfield commander!"

"Ronaldo caught up quickly, stopped the ball, and turned towards CSKA's goal! This is an opportunity for a quick break!"

(End of this chapter)