Almighty legend life

Chapter 326

"Good evening, viewers of the English Premier League in front of the TV. Welcome to the Premier League's best football every Friday brought to you by Sean Ledley." Sean Ledley was originally just an intern at Sky TV However, he used his spare time to collect all kinds of video materials and produced a small column of Friday's best ball. As a result, he did not expect that this column was warmly welcomed by the audience after it was broadcast on the TV station. This made Sean Ledley Not only did he quickly become an official employee of Sky TV, but he also became a host who is very popular with the audience. This small column has been in operation for four full years, and many viewers are looking forward to this week at [-] pm every weekend. The Premier League's top five goals.

"The fifth ball, first of all, I would like to recommend you Han Liu, who may be the best basketball player among football players. Although at the beginning I thought he was just here to 'sell jerseys', but now I think my eyes may Time to check it out, or check your head, well, yes, but I think Ferguson 'quasi-sir' may have the same idea. Let's enjoy the goal first, maybe you think I will make such a simple It's an insult to the audience's IQ to put his header in fifth place, but if you know that the player who scored the goal had only one professional football experience before this game and he also played as a defender in this game I don't think anyone would be surprised if the waist came out. This is a classic, powerful header scored by a center forward in England's tradition. Liu made us appreciate the sheer strength and physical talent. Skin, I would think I was watching Shearer score." The reason why Sean Ledley was able to be loved by many people with this short 10-minute program is that he has this very interesting way of explaining, which is different from the previous ones. The difference is that Sean's commentary is very self-deprecating and group ridicule.

"The fourth goal is still this Easterner who plays basketball better than football, uh, sorry, maybe you will think that his football should be better than basketball after watching this goal. Please look at the picture, this is An unconventional long-range shot, when Liu was nearly 30 meters away from the goal, Liu single-handedly shot, but he chose to shoot directly. The huge shot power made the goalkeeper of Leicester City unresponsive, or he did not respond at all. Thinking of this guy shooting a 'three-pointer', uh, sorry, I remembered Liu's three-pointer performance before, as wonderful as this goal, but if I explain it like this, the boss will fire me, I But serious football commentary."

"The third goal is a free kick brought to you by David Beckham... wait, I read it wrong, damn it, it's him again, why is he wearing an Arsenal shirt, this move, this foot Fah, it's exactly David, although it seems that the shooter is taller than David. Oh, God, I have to check the information of this oriental guy to see if he is related to David , or find out if David has oriental ancestry. I hope that David fans who watch my show will not smash the glass of my house after this show. I agree with all four limbs for David being English. Well, I raise all five limbs It’s gone.” Sean Ledley was often attacked by some players and fans who had been ridiculed by him because of his show. It is said that the glass in his house was smashed five times a month at most.

"Second ball, well, look at the footage, it's, uh, damn it, it's the 'bald' (Batez) in goal, oh, sorry, I think I got the footage wrong, it's In the scene in the Confederations Cup final in 97, Roberto Carlos shot a wonderful free kick with his left foot. Although they lost 98-1.6 to the same opponent in the next [-] World Cup, Carlos This free kick left a deep impression on everyone. Next we look at the second ball, uh, why does it feel so familiar, this guy again, is he imitating a madman, is he trying to put Imitate all star free kicks? This is not good, but his goal is comparable to that of Carlos, and he is even better than Carlos in terms of ball speed. After all, he is physically fit He is much better than Carlos in appearance, well, what I mean is that I don’t like that [-]-meter-eight dwarf.” I don’t like the English in Brazil. Although there is no hatred between them, England fans don’t like it. Identify with the Brazilian style.

"First ball, I admit, there's a possibility that after this episode I'll be investigated by MI90.00 (British intelligence) and they might think I'm a communist, or that I've taken some bribes from the East , However, today's most exciting goal I still think it should be awarded to this one, although I don't even know who to count this goal. It is still the familiar tall oriental man, well, at least today is very familiar, Asen The Nana team played a wonderful teamwork. Their two rookies, Thierry Henry and Liu, had a wonderful cooperation with the veteran Dutchman Bergkamp, ​​although this time Liu almost failed in the process. Touched the ball, but I think at least [-]% of the credit for this goal should be attributed to him. First, he missed the ball twice in a row. He became familiar with the running position of his teammates in just three games, and then It was the most exciting scene, when Liu faced the goalkeeper, he used his proficient acting skills to give a vivid lesson to all the Oscar Award Best Actor and British Academy Award Best Actor, even our sidelines The cameras were tricked by him, poor Derby goalkeeper and defender, watching the football roll into the goal at five kilometers an hour."

"Okay, the above is our program for this episode, then, I have to leave quickly, I want to see if my account has been frozen by those MI[-] bastards. See you next week, friends, Uh, maybe I won't be around next week."

Liu Han scored another goal in the second round of the Premier League match. That wonderful teamwork goal was finally counted on the Dutchman. After all, Liu Han did not touch the ball the whole time, but this does not prevent Liu Han After just three games, he has become the new darling of the Premier League. Fans appreciate his excellent free kicks and strong physical fitness, while the head coaches of each team are even more envious of Wenger's bold signing of such a guy with high football intelligence. There will be no shortage of such people in any team, because they are very clear about their abilities and positioning, and at the same time they will use the situation on the court to create opportunities. This is the coach's favorite player.

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