Who is my upstairs
Chapter 86 Dried Zongzi
Chapter 86 Dried Zongzi
After Xu Gang turned on the speakerphone, Yang Xiaofan heard Li Shaohuang's voice on the other end of the phone.
Li Shaohuang on the other end of the phone said with a smile: "Xu Feichang, I give you a chance to act as a flower protector, how dare you complain? Sister Xiaofan, I will come back after finishing my affairs here. When I am away, you If you have anything to do, just call Xu Gang. Let Xu Gang seal the basement entrance first with a talisman drawn by his master. If you encounter ghosts calling the door, you can consider moving out, and Xu Gang will help you find a house. "
"Oh, taking care of beautiful women is of course a beautiful job. In order to take care of Miss Xiaofan, I even found a master to learn art from a teacher and learned a lot of skills. You can rest assured to stay in the land of capitalism, and I will take care of beautiful women. You don't know, the female ghost in the attic has six heads, eighteen eyes, and a long tongue sticking out. It's always scary. I went up and pasted a piece of yellow paper on her forehead, and then sent it back. "Xu Gang continued to brag and talk about the mountains, and he even said like a beautiful woman or a beautiful woman in his mouth.
Yang Xiaofan has always felt that she is quite ordinary. Whenever someone calls her a beauty, she feels that she is being put on a high hat and feels uncomfortable.
But Li Shaohuang immediately exposed Xu Gang, "As far as your ability is concerned, it's better to save yourself! Saying that your master is a first-rate Mr. Yin and Yang, you are at most a six-rate one. Don't slap your face all day long to make yourself fat. The one in the attic That should not be a female ghost, but a dried rice dumpling that has been immortal for thousands of years."
Dried zongzi is a lingo in the tomb robbery industry. Zongzi refers to corpses, and dried zongzi is mummy. Some people are willing to call the hairy zombies after the corpse is changed into old zongzi.
Of course, some people call the corpses with richer funeral objects the meat dumplings.
However, this kind of statement should easily affect people's appetite when people eat zongzi during the Dragon Boat Festival.Especially those who like to eat meat dumplings, think about this jargon, and don't know whether to swallow the meat dumplings in their mouths.
Yang Xiaofan didn't understand the business of these tomb robbers, she only remembered that Li Shaohuang moved the mummy of a Tang Dynasty woman to the attic, and she vaguely felt that the dried zongzi should be referring to this mummy.
A good rice dumpling, connected with the ancient corpse, always has a weird feeling, the current Yang Xiaofan must not be able to eat rice dumplings anymore.
Don't look at Xu Gang, who speaks quite improperly when chatting, but when he is talking about business, he restrained his expression and said clearly: "It is reasonable to say that it is impossible for a mummy to change, because it The moisture in the body has evaporated, and the weight has become so light that it can’t even stand up. Also, the mouth of the mummy is already stiff, how does it speak by it.”
There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while, and then Li Shaohuang continued the conversation, "Maybe I really have to ask your master about this matter, isn't he working for the cultural relics bureau? He should be good at it, let him come to help Let's see."
"But, you always have to tell me what happened, so that there is a mummy hidden in your house, right? Otherwise, how can I tell my master. In case he finds out about the digging of your ancestor's grave..." Xu Gang said worriedly.
Li Shaohuang on the other end of the phone said without hesitation: "Right now, Miss Xiaofan's safety is the most important thing. I'm afraid the things in the basement are not as simple as imagined. Miss Xiaofan's seal is very powerful. It doesn't make sense for her to be destroyed by evil spirits." And I, here for a while, can't get away and go back."
"This matter is tricky. In order to protect Miss Xiaofan, you don't care about it anymore. Huangzi, your concern for Miss Xiaofan is a bit too much. Why don't you two..." Xu Gang teased with a smirk With Li Shaohuang.
Yang Xiaofan was nervous, and didn't take Xu Gang's words to heart. She opened her mouth and said, "Shaohuang, the seal of the kitchen wasn't destroyed because of the invasion of evil spirits, but... was torn apart. And on the gate, I also put a talisman on it, but it’s gone too. I’m wondering if someone else has sneaked into the house?”
There was another long silence on the other end of the phone, and Li Shaohuang slowly replied, "I know about this matter. We will discuss everything after I come back. Don't investigate by yourself."
"Sister Xiaofan, apart from ghosts, strangers have broken into this house? Aren't you very dangerous?" Xu Gang hurriedly looked at Yang Xiaofan, worried.
On the other end of the phone, Li Shaohuang's voice was particularly heavy: "Xu Gang, when I'm not around, you must protect Miss Xiaofan. You must help me with this favor, do you hear me?"
"Okay, okay, I understand, do you want me to borrow a few people from the army to protect Miss Xiaofan before I am satisfied?" Although Xu Gang still spoke in such a foolish tone, he knew in his heart that Li Shaohuang really cared about what was in front of him. this woman.
Because Li Shaohuang has never been short of money since he was a child, and has no need for many things, so he rarely asks for help. This is probably the first time he has seriously asked Xu Gang for help.
In Xu Gang's eyes, Yang Xiaofan, although she doesn't look so young anymore, she is very intellectual and kind, and there is a rare kind of gentleness in her character, but she is strong enough to make people feel affectionate.
If she wasn't someone Li Shaohuang liked, he might not be able to resist pursuing this woman.
If someone really broke into Li's ancestral house, it means that someone has already targeted Li's ancestral house, and whether Yang Xiaofan is in danger depends on the person's purpose.
"If you can borrow someone from the army, and your father finds out and doesn't break your leg, I have no problem." Li Shaohuang's voice was a little tired, probably because he didn't expect that "someone" would also be eyeing the Li family's ancestral house .
This made the original Li family's ancestral house covered with a layer of suspicion of a conspiracy set up by people with ulterior motives.
For such a thing, unless the person who entered Li's ancestral house was caught on the spot, it would be difficult to find out the truth of the matter.
Xu Gang's identity is probably considered to be of the fourth generation of red, and he has been a soldier since his grandfather's generation.
His grandfather and father both have military ranks.Only Xu Gang himself, who had no mother to take care of him since he was a child, was used to being a fool. After finishing university abroad, he neither joined the army nor looked for a job.
Discipline is strict in the army. Xu Gang just said that he can call someone to come, but he is not protecting the important person.
After giggling a few times, Xu Gang asked, "Huangzi, do you have anything else to say? Or Miss Xiaofan, what do you need to say to Huangzi?"
Before Yang Xiaofan could speak, Li Shaohuang said, "I'll talk about it when I get back, Xu Gang, have you forgotten that?"
Xu Gang grunted and immediately hung up the phone.
(End of this chapter)
After Xu Gang turned on the speakerphone, Yang Xiaofan heard Li Shaohuang's voice on the other end of the phone.
Li Shaohuang on the other end of the phone said with a smile: "Xu Feichang, I give you a chance to act as a flower protector, how dare you complain? Sister Xiaofan, I will come back after finishing my affairs here. When I am away, you If you have anything to do, just call Xu Gang. Let Xu Gang seal the basement entrance first with a talisman drawn by his master. If you encounter ghosts calling the door, you can consider moving out, and Xu Gang will help you find a house. "
"Oh, taking care of beautiful women is of course a beautiful job. In order to take care of Miss Xiaofan, I even found a master to learn art from a teacher and learned a lot of skills. You can rest assured to stay in the land of capitalism, and I will take care of beautiful women. You don't know, the female ghost in the attic has six heads, eighteen eyes, and a long tongue sticking out. It's always scary. I went up and pasted a piece of yellow paper on her forehead, and then sent it back. "Xu Gang continued to brag and talk about the mountains, and he even said like a beautiful woman or a beautiful woman in his mouth.
Yang Xiaofan has always felt that she is quite ordinary. Whenever someone calls her a beauty, she feels that she is being put on a high hat and feels uncomfortable.
But Li Shaohuang immediately exposed Xu Gang, "As far as your ability is concerned, it's better to save yourself! Saying that your master is a first-rate Mr. Yin and Yang, you are at most a six-rate one. Don't slap your face all day long to make yourself fat. The one in the attic That should not be a female ghost, but a dried rice dumpling that has been immortal for thousands of years."
Dried zongzi is a lingo in the tomb robbery industry. Zongzi refers to corpses, and dried zongzi is mummy. Some people are willing to call the hairy zombies after the corpse is changed into old zongzi.
Of course, some people call the corpses with richer funeral objects the meat dumplings.
However, this kind of statement should easily affect people's appetite when people eat zongzi during the Dragon Boat Festival.Especially those who like to eat meat dumplings, think about this jargon, and don't know whether to swallow the meat dumplings in their mouths.
Yang Xiaofan didn't understand the business of these tomb robbers, she only remembered that Li Shaohuang moved the mummy of a Tang Dynasty woman to the attic, and she vaguely felt that the dried zongzi should be referring to this mummy.
A good rice dumpling, connected with the ancient corpse, always has a weird feeling, the current Yang Xiaofan must not be able to eat rice dumplings anymore.
Don't look at Xu Gang, who speaks quite improperly when chatting, but when he is talking about business, he restrained his expression and said clearly: "It is reasonable to say that it is impossible for a mummy to change, because it The moisture in the body has evaporated, and the weight has become so light that it can’t even stand up. Also, the mouth of the mummy is already stiff, how does it speak by it.”
There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while, and then Li Shaohuang continued the conversation, "Maybe I really have to ask your master about this matter, isn't he working for the cultural relics bureau? He should be good at it, let him come to help Let's see."
"But, you always have to tell me what happened, so that there is a mummy hidden in your house, right? Otherwise, how can I tell my master. In case he finds out about the digging of your ancestor's grave..." Xu Gang said worriedly.
Li Shaohuang on the other end of the phone said without hesitation: "Right now, Miss Xiaofan's safety is the most important thing. I'm afraid the things in the basement are not as simple as imagined. Miss Xiaofan's seal is very powerful. It doesn't make sense for her to be destroyed by evil spirits." And I, here for a while, can't get away and go back."
"This matter is tricky. In order to protect Miss Xiaofan, you don't care about it anymore. Huangzi, your concern for Miss Xiaofan is a bit too much. Why don't you two..." Xu Gang teased with a smirk With Li Shaohuang.
Yang Xiaofan was nervous, and didn't take Xu Gang's words to heart. She opened her mouth and said, "Shaohuang, the seal of the kitchen wasn't destroyed because of the invasion of evil spirits, but... was torn apart. And on the gate, I also put a talisman on it, but it’s gone too. I’m wondering if someone else has sneaked into the house?”
There was another long silence on the other end of the phone, and Li Shaohuang slowly replied, "I know about this matter. We will discuss everything after I come back. Don't investigate by yourself."
"Sister Xiaofan, apart from ghosts, strangers have broken into this house? Aren't you very dangerous?" Xu Gang hurriedly looked at Yang Xiaofan, worried.
On the other end of the phone, Li Shaohuang's voice was particularly heavy: "Xu Gang, when I'm not around, you must protect Miss Xiaofan. You must help me with this favor, do you hear me?"
"Okay, okay, I understand, do you want me to borrow a few people from the army to protect Miss Xiaofan before I am satisfied?" Although Xu Gang still spoke in such a foolish tone, he knew in his heart that Li Shaohuang really cared about what was in front of him. this woman.
Because Li Shaohuang has never been short of money since he was a child, and has no need for many things, so he rarely asks for help. This is probably the first time he has seriously asked Xu Gang for help.
In Xu Gang's eyes, Yang Xiaofan, although she doesn't look so young anymore, she is very intellectual and kind, and there is a rare kind of gentleness in her character, but she is strong enough to make people feel affectionate.
If she wasn't someone Li Shaohuang liked, he might not be able to resist pursuing this woman.
If someone really broke into Li's ancestral house, it means that someone has already targeted Li's ancestral house, and whether Yang Xiaofan is in danger depends on the person's purpose.
"If you can borrow someone from the army, and your father finds out and doesn't break your leg, I have no problem." Li Shaohuang's voice was a little tired, probably because he didn't expect that "someone" would also be eyeing the Li family's ancestral house .
This made the original Li family's ancestral house covered with a layer of suspicion of a conspiracy set up by people with ulterior motives.
For such a thing, unless the person who entered Li's ancestral house was caught on the spot, it would be difficult to find out the truth of the matter.
Xu Gang's identity is probably considered to be of the fourth generation of red, and he has been a soldier since his grandfather's generation.
His grandfather and father both have military ranks.Only Xu Gang himself, who had no mother to take care of him since he was a child, was used to being a fool. After finishing university abroad, he neither joined the army nor looked for a job.
Discipline is strict in the army. Xu Gang just said that he can call someone to come, but he is not protecting the important person.
After giggling a few times, Xu Gang asked, "Huangzi, do you have anything else to say? Or Miss Xiaofan, what do you need to say to Huangzi?"
Before Yang Xiaofan could speak, Li Shaohuang said, "I'll talk about it when I get back, Xu Gang, have you forgotten that?"
Xu Gang grunted and immediately hung up the phone.
(End of this chapter)
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