Rebirth of the 80s New Farmer
Chapter 806 Resolutely Not Being a Smurf
Chapter 806 Resolutely Not Becoming a Smurf ([-] more)
After Luan Feng went out, Wan Feng realized that there was also a pair of earrings left behind.
"And uncles." Wan Feng yelled, but Luan Feng had already flown to the east room.
Luan Feng excitedly ran to the east room, took out the earrings and put them on her mother's ears.
"Damn girl, what are you doing? I'll beat you to death if you bark your teeth and claws all day long!"
Luan Feng pouted: "I'll wear earrings for you, I don't know how to rely on others."
"Where did you get the earrings?"
"I picked it up in the ditch, Mom, your ears and eyes are going to die."
"Nonsense, ears and eyes are still dead. Oh, it hurts me to death. Damn girl, are you wearing earrings for me? Get out, I will wear them myself."
Luan Feng pouted and threw the earring into her mother's hand: "I won't buy it for you again."
After speaking, he turned around and ran out to go to Wanfeng's grandma's house.
Wan Feng also came out: "Let's go there together, and my brothers-in-law will pay for it."
Pass the small jewelry box in your hand to the uncles.
"When I get married you're going to buy me earrings the size of a bracelet."
These bastards, even pig ears can't wear such a heavy thing!
"Take off the bracelet first."
"What?"
"You wear such a big thing and then buy a small earring for others, it looks so good!"
Luan Feng made sense after thinking about it, and reluctantly took off the bracelet.
"Give it to me! Put it in your pocket and maybe lose it when you come back. Who will look for it outside with you in the middle of the night."
Luan Feng reluctantly gave the bracelet to Wan Feng.
When I arrived at my grandma's house, almost everyone in my grandma's house was at home except my uncle, watching TV.
Luan Feng got on the kang and first put earrings on Wan Feng's grandmother, and put the earrings on Wan Feng's grandmother very carefully and lightly.
If her mother sees that the broom beats her wildly, she will wear earrings as if she has revenge.
Grandma Wan Feng was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth. It was the first time in her life that she was wearing gold, so there is no reason for you to be happy.
Then it was my future mother-in-law's turn, but unfortunately the future mother-in-law didn't pierce her ears, Luan Feng spent a long time looking for it before getting discouraged.
"I'll take you to the market tomorrow to have your ears pierced."
"I still wear this at any age."
"Of course you have to wear it. Grandma has already worn it. Of course you have to wear it. It's not that you can't afford it."
As for Wanfeng's uncles, Luan Feng would not wear them for her. Although she is the uncles, she is still the director of the garment factory, so taking the earrings into Jiang Xue's hands is considered over.
During this period, Wan Feng was chatting with his grandfather on the kang, talking about the messy things in the team.
After Luan Feng finished working on the earrings, Wan Feng talked about his aunt's birthday.
The grandma's house and the aunt's house were always moving around, and the relatives did not leave behind, so they began to discuss who would go to celebrate the birthday.
On the grandma's side, the person who finally decided to go was my uncle.
The aunt also said that day that she would go, but whether the second aunt and uncle will go or not will have to be verified tomorrow.
Wan Feng happened to be going to Cuitun tomorrow to see the second aunt's plastic factory.
Wan Feng, his mother, and Luan Feng must go there. As for the car, Wan Feng plans to rent a small passenger car that day.
After discussing and chatting for a while, it was almost ten o'clock, and I went home to sleep.
This time the classmate left Wan Feng thought he could finally have a good night's sleep, but he didn't sleep well in the past few nights.
Those of his classmates got on the bus at [-]:[-] p.m. and would not be able to arrive at Harbin until tomorrow morning. If everything went well, they would arrive at Longzhen at midnight tomorrow and take a bus to Wu County the next day.
For some reason, Wan Feng suddenly thought of the flying bird and the sadness that was carried on it.
Wan Feng went home and went to the kang, drew the curtains and prepared to go to sleep, and then a dumbfounding thing happened.
Luan Feng ran over with a smile on her face, took off her shoes and got on the kang.
Wan Feng's eyeballs and neck can't turn anymore.
"Hey! Who told you to come? Be careful that your mother breaks your dog's leg!"
"When I sneaked out just now, my mother wasn't asleep yet, but she didn't say anything, she just said that we should be careful so that nothing happens."
Wan Feng leaned back on the kang with a bang, planning to be unconscious from now on.
What kind of mother-in-law is this?Did you take the wrong medicine?Don't care about your daughter once you have a pair of earrings?
"Hurry up and get the hell out of here. We can't sleep together blatantly now. If people find out, we'll get stabbed in the back."
"If we don't tell ourselves at home, who will know! I won't go back! You haven't come back for several months, I miss you."
"You are a woman, even if you have thoughts, you have to hold back, and you have to pretend, that's how you look like a lady."
"I'm not a lady, it's so uncomfortable to be hypocritical."
Forget it, just let her go with her temperament.
"Tell me about what happened between you and Zhang Xuan these past few days. I heard from He Yanfei that the two of you slept in the same bed at night. Tell me honestly."
"What's the matter with you, man? You're also jealous when two women sleep under the quilt. What's the matter?"
What can be the matter?It's a serious matter, if the two of you become lesbians, where should I put them?
"Don't give me a sloppy eye, say! What have you all done?"
"No...didn't do anything?"
It's okay to see that it's not smooth if you don't speak.
"Go back if you don't say anything!"
"She just touched my horn."
"how about you?"
"Of course I touched it back, otherwise it would be a disadvantage!"
It's over, it's over, it's over, the signs have come out, a shiny green... no, men's are green, what color should women be?The red ones or the blue ones?
This old woman must be cleaned up. This is to put a hat on my head. Although it is not a green hat, it is also a red hat or a blue hat.
It takes four or five beatings.
then…
"Didn't you say you were going to teach me four times, why did you lie down twice?"
"I'm sleepy, my anger is gone, I don't care about any hats, go to sleep!"
"A man must mean what he says, you can't play tricks."
Wan Feng, a dead pig, is not afraid of boiling water, let you thunder and lightning, I will not move.
Luan Fengzuan giggled under the quilt: "You failed bragging again."
It's for the sake of my body's health, otherwise I can't kill you like this.
"When do you think Zhang Xuan and the others will be able to return home?"
This woman is so stupid that she is still thinking about Zhang Xuan. She was planning to take over your nest, but in the end she was too embarrassed.
"What are you always thinking about? Are you really planning to put a blue hat on Lao Tzu's head?"
If I get a blue hat, will I become a Smurf?
There is a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain...
Pooh!I can't be a Smurf!
"Zhang Xuan is smart. Really, she knows everything at a glance, and some old workers in our factory can't make things. I plan to invite her to manage the branch after she graduates."
Wan Feng, who was already in a daze, woke up on the spot.
This is trying to lure wolves into the house!
(End of this chapter)
After Luan Feng went out, Wan Feng realized that there was also a pair of earrings left behind.
"And uncles." Wan Feng yelled, but Luan Feng had already flown to the east room.
Luan Feng excitedly ran to the east room, took out the earrings and put them on her mother's ears.
"Damn girl, what are you doing? I'll beat you to death if you bark your teeth and claws all day long!"
Luan Feng pouted: "I'll wear earrings for you, I don't know how to rely on others."
"Where did you get the earrings?"
"I picked it up in the ditch, Mom, your ears and eyes are going to die."
"Nonsense, ears and eyes are still dead. Oh, it hurts me to death. Damn girl, are you wearing earrings for me? Get out, I will wear them myself."
Luan Feng pouted and threw the earring into her mother's hand: "I won't buy it for you again."
After speaking, he turned around and ran out to go to Wanfeng's grandma's house.
Wan Feng also came out: "Let's go there together, and my brothers-in-law will pay for it."
Pass the small jewelry box in your hand to the uncles.
"When I get married you're going to buy me earrings the size of a bracelet."
These bastards, even pig ears can't wear such a heavy thing!
"Take off the bracelet first."
"What?"
"You wear such a big thing and then buy a small earring for others, it looks so good!"
Luan Feng made sense after thinking about it, and reluctantly took off the bracelet.
"Give it to me! Put it in your pocket and maybe lose it when you come back. Who will look for it outside with you in the middle of the night."
Luan Feng reluctantly gave the bracelet to Wan Feng.
When I arrived at my grandma's house, almost everyone in my grandma's house was at home except my uncle, watching TV.
Luan Feng got on the kang and first put earrings on Wan Feng's grandmother, and put the earrings on Wan Feng's grandmother very carefully and lightly.
If her mother sees that the broom beats her wildly, she will wear earrings as if she has revenge.
Grandma Wan Feng was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth. It was the first time in her life that she was wearing gold, so there is no reason for you to be happy.
Then it was my future mother-in-law's turn, but unfortunately the future mother-in-law didn't pierce her ears, Luan Feng spent a long time looking for it before getting discouraged.
"I'll take you to the market tomorrow to have your ears pierced."
"I still wear this at any age."
"Of course you have to wear it. Grandma has already worn it. Of course you have to wear it. It's not that you can't afford it."
As for Wanfeng's uncles, Luan Feng would not wear them for her. Although she is the uncles, she is still the director of the garment factory, so taking the earrings into Jiang Xue's hands is considered over.
During this period, Wan Feng was chatting with his grandfather on the kang, talking about the messy things in the team.
After Luan Feng finished working on the earrings, Wan Feng talked about his aunt's birthday.
The grandma's house and the aunt's house were always moving around, and the relatives did not leave behind, so they began to discuss who would go to celebrate the birthday.
On the grandma's side, the person who finally decided to go was my uncle.
The aunt also said that day that she would go, but whether the second aunt and uncle will go or not will have to be verified tomorrow.
Wan Feng happened to be going to Cuitun tomorrow to see the second aunt's plastic factory.
Wan Feng, his mother, and Luan Feng must go there. As for the car, Wan Feng plans to rent a small passenger car that day.
After discussing and chatting for a while, it was almost ten o'clock, and I went home to sleep.
This time the classmate left Wan Feng thought he could finally have a good night's sleep, but he didn't sleep well in the past few nights.
Those of his classmates got on the bus at [-]:[-] p.m. and would not be able to arrive at Harbin until tomorrow morning. If everything went well, they would arrive at Longzhen at midnight tomorrow and take a bus to Wu County the next day.
For some reason, Wan Feng suddenly thought of the flying bird and the sadness that was carried on it.
Wan Feng went home and went to the kang, drew the curtains and prepared to go to sleep, and then a dumbfounding thing happened.
Luan Feng ran over with a smile on her face, took off her shoes and got on the kang.
Wan Feng's eyeballs and neck can't turn anymore.
"Hey! Who told you to come? Be careful that your mother breaks your dog's leg!"
"When I sneaked out just now, my mother wasn't asleep yet, but she didn't say anything, she just said that we should be careful so that nothing happens."
Wan Feng leaned back on the kang with a bang, planning to be unconscious from now on.
What kind of mother-in-law is this?Did you take the wrong medicine?Don't care about your daughter once you have a pair of earrings?
"Hurry up and get the hell out of here. We can't sleep together blatantly now. If people find out, we'll get stabbed in the back."
"If we don't tell ourselves at home, who will know! I won't go back! You haven't come back for several months, I miss you."
"You are a woman, even if you have thoughts, you have to hold back, and you have to pretend, that's how you look like a lady."
"I'm not a lady, it's so uncomfortable to be hypocritical."
Forget it, just let her go with her temperament.
"Tell me about what happened between you and Zhang Xuan these past few days. I heard from He Yanfei that the two of you slept in the same bed at night. Tell me honestly."
"What's the matter with you, man? You're also jealous when two women sleep under the quilt. What's the matter?"
What can be the matter?It's a serious matter, if the two of you become lesbians, where should I put them?
"Don't give me a sloppy eye, say! What have you all done?"
"No...didn't do anything?"
It's okay to see that it's not smooth if you don't speak.
"Go back if you don't say anything!"
"She just touched my horn."
"how about you?"
"Of course I touched it back, otherwise it would be a disadvantage!"
It's over, it's over, it's over, the signs have come out, a shiny green... no, men's are green, what color should women be?The red ones or the blue ones?
This old woman must be cleaned up. This is to put a hat on my head. Although it is not a green hat, it is also a red hat or a blue hat.
It takes four or five beatings.
then…
"Didn't you say you were going to teach me four times, why did you lie down twice?"
"I'm sleepy, my anger is gone, I don't care about any hats, go to sleep!"
"A man must mean what he says, you can't play tricks."
Wan Feng, a dead pig, is not afraid of boiling water, let you thunder and lightning, I will not move.
Luan Fengzuan giggled under the quilt: "You failed bragging again."
It's for the sake of my body's health, otherwise I can't kill you like this.
"When do you think Zhang Xuan and the others will be able to return home?"
This woman is so stupid that she is still thinking about Zhang Xuan. She was planning to take over your nest, but in the end she was too embarrassed.
"What are you always thinking about? Are you really planning to put a blue hat on Lao Tzu's head?"
If I get a blue hat, will I become a Smurf?
There is a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain...
Pooh!I can't be a Smurf!
"Zhang Xuan is smart. Really, she knows everything at a glance, and some old workers in our factory can't make things. I plan to invite her to manage the branch after she graduates."
Wan Feng, who was already in a daze, woke up on the spot.
This is trying to lure wolves into the house!
(End of this chapter)
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