Uncle Deyun

Chapter 125 Molested by Nephew [-]

"Actually, let's not watch the audience laugh when we say these things, but they probably don't understand what's going on."

"Then explain it to me."

"Shall I explain?"

"Yes, you have to introduce it to let the audience know why you are happy."

"Okay, then let me tell you something. Everyone knows that we have many comedians in Deyun, but there is also a special character. He doesn't talk about cross talks, but he likes to go to bars to save girls who have lost their feet. This..."

"Okay, stop talking, you won't be afraid that he will rush to the stage and beat you if you say this later."

"What are you doing for a while, let's let him come up now, shall we?"

In the end, Tao Yang was obviously picking on the audience's emotions. Some of the audience almost guessed it, but many people still didn't guess it, but regardless of whether it was right or not, they all followed suit. The two younger ones were even more direct, pulling Yi Yang up as soon as they stepped off the stage Let's go, Yi Yang gave Lin Yu several looks for help, but he pretended he didn't see him and was still applauding there. His arms couldn't twist his thighs, so Yi Yang could only follow him on stage.

"I'm sorry everyone, I'm not here today. These two forced me to come up, so I won't add any money to you. Don't forget to put on your beauty face if you take pictures, yeah."

Yi Yang was on the stage, and the audience heard the person adding money back to him was:

"Alas……"

"Da Lin, do we have to introduce him?"

"That's right, I must introduce this girl who is the most popular woman on our Deyun website."

"Young girls are not right either."

"Then let Tao Yang tell me how to introduce it. I'm stupid and I can't speak well."

"Then let me introduce you, this is the most popular shrew."

The audience burst out laughing, this kind of bastard baggage sometimes works very well, but Yi Yang expressed his displeasure, and if he said that the two of them didn't discuss well, he wouldn't believe it if he was killed.

"Okay, don't be joking, let me introduce you seriously, this is our uncle, Yi Yang, the only son of Peking Opera master Mr. Yi."

The audience applauded, and Yi Yang cupped his hands.

"Don't be surprised, everyone. Why don't these two children grow up? This is the reason. They are so bad."

Yi Yang pretended to spit, then turned the microphone up on purpose, and the two younger ones walked to both sides, put their hands in their sleeves, and stopped talking.

"Look at this damn tacit understanding. If the two of them don't come over, I won't go over. If I were you, what should I call at this time? One, two, three, let's come together."

Yi Yang shouted one, two, three, one, and the following shouted directly:

"Refund, refund, refund."

The voice was loud, those who didn't know thought it was a performance accident, the two younger ones didn't expect Yi Yang to stir up the crowd, so they looked at each other and walked back.

"If you refund the ticket, you can go back, but if there are some people who come in with fake tickets, let it go."

When they were talking, the two of them pointed to Yi Yang in tacit agreement, but Yi Yang didn't see it, it's not that he didn't want to talk back, who made us ignore it.

"No, what on earth are you two calling me up for, or else I can go down."

Yi Yang made a gesture to leave, but the two hurriedly stopped him.

"That's right, the two of us want to perform with you, see if we can catch your popularity, and let's be Internet celebrities or something."

While talking, Tao Yang gestured, as if applying rouge and powder.

"You're not like an internet celebrity."

"Then what do you think I look like?"

"I think you are like the... woman he said."

Yi Yang had only one idea on stage, to try not to suffer.

Several people chatted for a few more minutes, that is, you hurt me and I hurt you. The time is almost up, and if we don't get into the main topic, we can't finish the performance. Tao Yang said:
"Da Lin, I suddenly remembered something, do we have to pay extra to listen to cross talk on this stage?"

"Hey, you're right, you have to add more money, as far as we are concerned, uncle, hey, don't go, uncle, come back, just give five hundred."

Yi Yang bowed his hands and stepped off the stage, and the audience applauded. He knew that the impromptu performance was over and the performance was about to start, so it was time to invite people down.

When the show was about to end, Da Lin sent a message to Yi Yang, asking if he wanted to go home together. Yi Yang asked Lin Yu if he wanted a drink tonight, and Lin Yu asked his girlfriend. Knowing that the parents of the child hadn't come yet, he called I called and said that I hit someone or was hit by someone. I was in the hospital. I begged for help to take care of me. I could only talk to the teacher in the dormitory and found a bed for the student to sleep in. She was there to accompany her. Fortunately, it was a girl. Well, the boy doesn't know what's going on yet, Lin Yu sees nothing wrong, so he's going to have another fight with Yi Yang, Da Lin and the others also leave by themselves, without mixing with them.

"Really, did you really write me a song?"

Lin Yu put down his glass and asked Yi Yang excitedly.

(End of this chapter)