Uncle Deyun

Chapter 552 Fanwai 22 Yi Yang said I want to be a star in cross talk
"Thank you for your applause, today I will talk about a stand-up comic..."

"When two people are on stage, do you say a stand-up?"

"Why are you here? Didn't you agree, I'll come alone for a while."

"Who did you discuss with? On stage, I'm a star. Can the show start if I don't come?"

"Look at it, everyone, this is called inflation, returning a star, a star... You teach me, I want to be a star too."

"Being a star is not something anyone can do if they want to. First of all, you have to pass the test of appearance."

"My appearance, you heard from that young lady, I'm the most handsome, which means I'm qualified."

"Your appearance can barely qualify you, but you can't do anything else."

"Tell me and listen."

"Besides your appearance, you have to have strengths."

"I'm pretty tall."

"You are so happy to hear something, you paid for it."

"They may have some bad thoughts about me."

"I'm talking about having a skill, whether you can sing, dance or act, such a skill."

"If you say that, don't I understand? I thought it was going to grow, and it scared me."

"You still startled me, do you have these skills?"

"I have, I have already prepared to be a star."

"Tell me about you, let me see if you are qualified."

"No problem, don't talk about anything else, just talk about singing, I think I can't find anyone in the world who is better than me in singing."

"Is it that powerful?"

"No problem, let me sing a song for everyone."

"The audience applauded, what are you going to sing?"

"I don't sing anything else, how about a popular song?"

"Can you still pop songs?"

"no problem."

"Then let's listen."

"Listen up, everyone. I am your little lover, you are my big bread, and I am...your...."

"Wait a minute, what is this nonsense, is this a popular song?"

"what happened?"

"That's the hooligan song."

"Really, my master taught me this."

"There is also inheritance, you have to sing something we all know."

"Sing something familiar?"

"correct."

"If you had said earlier, I would have known."

"It's my fault."

"I don't sing anything else, just the song I wrote secretly."

"I wrote it."

"It's the one about being your grandma."

"When you are a grandma, your child will scold the street when he is not on stage."

"Didn't you write this, as your grandma, sitting by the stove and cooking or something."

"Without those, that's when you're old."

"When you are old?"

"Correct."

"Then I can't sing."

"Can you sing to be your grandma?"

"another."

"What should I change to?"

"It's a popular song, and it's also my favorite song. I'm with you."

"It's serious pop."

"I am with you, there is no secret, I am with you, the ends of the earth will not be separated, I am with you, it is the most beautiful encounter... Applause."

"it is good."

"How did I sing this song?"

"Singing is really good, but it's still a bit short of being a star."

"It's still close, tell me."

"Being a celebrity is all about knowing a lot. What education do you have?"

"Give me back my education, you are my uncle, don't you know, I, education, undergraduate."

"The audience doesn't believe it. You still have an undergraduate degree, which school's undergraduate degree."

"No. [-], Unit [-], Santiao Community, Shenyang, Liaoning."

"This is?"

"My house number."

"Well, I graduated at home."

"Let me tell you that education does not represent culture. Although I am not highly educated, I study. What are the Four Books and Five Classics, what are the gossip about Zhouyi, what are Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, what are Yang Guifei and Li Bai have to say I've seen all the stories."

"What you see is a mess. The front is quite normal, but where is the unofficial history behind?"

"Then don't worry about it. Anyway, I read books, so you can tell me whether I am educated or not."

"That's okay, but you still can't do it."

"What else is there?"

"If you want to be a star, you need someone to support you."

"It's fans."

"That's right."

"I have fans, not to mention anything else, if I go out without wearing a mask and hat, I dare not go out."

"Then the popularity is not low."

"I'm afraid of meeting that kind of crazy fans. Some time ago, I had some fans just looking for me. I heard that they were all published in the newspapers."

"I like you that much."

"Yeah, they didn't find me in the newspapers, so they thought of another way."

"There is still a way."

"A reward."

"A reward?"

"By the way, the newspaper is ready and the content is written on it. As long as there is news about me, I will give you [-] yuan."

"It's quite a lot."

"As long as you have my photo, give [-]."

"rich."

"Bring me to him and give 20."

"This fan loves you so much."

"Just say what about my fan?"

"It's really good. I'll also ask you what the newspaper they asked you for wrote. I'll let fans learn later."

"Actually, it's not difficult. The main thing is my photo, and my ID number. Write down my appearance, mainly on the back."

"What happened behind?"

"Two phone numbers must be written on the back, one is Officer Wang and the other is Officer Li."

"A wanted warrant."

……

"I finished talking just now. I see that many viewers have called to claim their rewards."

"They are all ready to call the police."

"It's just a short joke, and it's also telling everyone not to break the law, and don't use this method known to the public."

"Yes, you must know the law and obey the law."

"Actually, take us as an example, many things are related to the law."

"Indeed."

"Not to mention anything else, paying taxes, this is our obligation to fulfill. Many people say tax evasion, but in fact this is not abiding by the law."

"This is a serious breach of the law."

"In fact, we can avoid these things, but it is often because many people have a fluke mentality that so many people do not abide by the law."

"Sooner or later, it will be revealed."

"My uncle."

"I."

"Most law-abiding."

"That's how it should be done."

"A while ago, the two of us went out to eat. During the process of eating, I knew that my uncle was a law-abiding person."

"How did you get it."

"When we arrived at the restaurant, the two of us were ready to order. The waiter came and asked us what to order. My uncle said a few dishes. After a while, the dishes were ready, so we ate. After we finished eating, the waiter came to ask for the bill. I just wanted Take out the money, my uncle has spoken."

"How did I say that?"

"My uncle said we can't give this money."

"There must be a reason."

"The waiter also asked, why didn't you give it?"

"Yeah, what's the reason?"

"My uncle took out half a worm from the soup, pointed at the waiter and shouted, look."

"Look at what."

"I still have half a day left in my mouth."

"Go to hell."

(End of this chapter)