Uncle Deyun

Chapter 568 Episode 38: Yi Yang Says I'm a Liar in Cross Talk

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk I am a liar, the performer Tao Yun..."

"Thank you for the applause, and I'm very happy to see so many audiences. It's been a long time since I've been on stage, and I'm still a little nervous. It's another collaboration with my uncle. Now everyone knows that my uncle is a leading figure in the entertainment industry. We were terrified to see him."

"Hello, let me ask, do you think that person is me?"

"Of course it's you. When others say that you are the leader, everyone disagrees, but when it comes to you, everyone says you are this."

"You play with that finger, whether it is up or down."

"Sorry the sleeves are too long."

"You have short arms."

"Then down."

"It's kind of vengeful."

"Just kidding, of course it's going up. Your reputation in China can be said to be the loudest now, and you are also famous abroad."

"More people know."

"You are being modest. Your popularity is not a little bit more, it can be said to be all over the world. Yesterday I passed the toilet, and it was convenient to go in. It said Yi Yang, I love you."

"Huh? Is this love for me?"

"It shows that you are always remembered no matter where you are."

"There are some places that don't have to be remembered."

"I can't compare with you."

"what happened to you?"

"To be honest, who doesn't want to be famous, who doesn't want to have fans, but there is no way, those few people are really famous in our industry. Sometimes I also think, how can I be famous."

"Then what good idea did you think of?"

"Don't tell me, I really thought of a way."

"Oh?"

"Everyone must be stunned when this method is said."

"Then tell me quickly."

"Be a liar."

"Being a liar?"

"By the way, what do you think of this method?"

"This? It's not so good to be true. You can be famous as a liar?"

"You don't understand this. Liars have ways of liars. I tried it some time ago."

"Tell me."

"I was at home that day, and I saw that my fans were a bit small, but I have a way to buy fans. This fan is a fan. Don't think about it, but there is a prerequisite for selling fans."

"What's the premise of this?"

"That's the need for money."

"Is not this nonsensical."

"Although I am financially free, if I really want to say that it is okay to spend money to buy something, but my family will definitely not agree to buy fans. What should I do, then I can only be a liar."

"Cheat money from home?"

"You've done it as soon as you see it, you know me."

"Who?"

"I'm calling my mom. Don't ask me why I'm calling my mom. I want to save face for my dad."

"You've already said it."

"Really? Dad, I'm sorry."

"Father forgives you."

"Do you want to make this cross talk more ethical?"

"Come on, you'd better talk about it."

"Call my mother, in fact, you can't say too much at first."

"Is there still a foreshadowing?"

"There must be a foreshadowing, otherwise she will not believe it. I told my mother, "Mom, I won't say anything like this."

"They also expressed concern for their son."

"Then you do need to care."

"You are the son."

"I am my mother's son."

"Nonsense, who isn't my mother's son?"

"Okay, okay, you can do it too."

"Who is it? Hurry up and tell me how to lie to your mother."

"It's actually quite simple. I first said some words of concern, and then told my mother that my father hid private money. The amount is not small. Give me a little and I will tell her where it is hidden."

"Your father is such a good son."

"That can't be wrong. As soon as I finished speaking, my mother agreed, and told me that as long as I found it, I would pay fifty-fifty. After I finished talking to my mother, I hung up the phone."

"The phone is hung up? The money hasn't arrived yet?"

"Don't worry, I have to call my dad after my mother said it. Once connected, I went straight to the topic and told my dad that my mother said that your private money has been found. My mother said that I should go back and help Let’s see if there are any, please tell me the location quickly, and I’ll take it down. When my dad heard it, he was overjoyed at the time, thinking that I was really doing it for his own good. Later, I got 230 yuan. Three thousand two hundred and thirty two yuan and fifty cents."

"There are still zeros and wholes."

"Once you get the money, find someone to buy fans. You can buy 300 fans. There is a saying about buying fans. Some people buy [-] million fans, but they don't even have a single interaction. This is what we call zombie fans, and there is another kind. It is operated by someone, and will interact with you in your comments from time to time, the prices of these two are different, and the one I bought can be interacted with.”

"Is there any benefit to interacting?"

"Of course I have. I can't put the fans back when I bought them. I have to use these fans to make money back. I haven't done anything for a month, just interact with these fans. No matter what they get back, I will chat. Finally chat It’s almost done, I’m ready to make money.”

"Are you starting to lie?"

"First find a business, this business must like to advertise, and then go to chat, first of all, I have an advantage, although I am not popular, but I have a certain reputation, the other party will not doubt me when they see me, I am putting my After thinking about it, I told him that as long as I send a message, the fans will definitely buy all his products, and when this guy hears a good deal, he will do it, so the advertising fee will be paid."

"Is this person not investigating?"

"Of course I did an investigation. It's useless to investigate, because the person who investigated was also deceived by me."

"You have such great ability?"

"That's right, the boss sent someone to my home to discuss cooperation with me. I sent a message in front of him. To put it bluntly, it was also an advertisement. As soon as this advertisement was sent out, the contents of it were immediately snatched up. "

"What is so popular?"

"Tickets for Deyun."

"Well, you put your two biological fathers in it at once."

"How can there be two biological fathers?"

"Forget to count me, that's three."

"Just one, my master is my godfather. Don't tell me, I don't know if this guy doesn't know what we are selling. He was very happy when he saw that the tickets were gone in a blink of an eye. He called the boss directly. Call, tell the boss, no problem."

"Those things are done."

"As soon as I finished talking here, the boss over there made the payment directly. I waited and waited at home. At this moment, my parents called."

"This is a discovery."

"It was also my dad who slipped the tongue when he went home and admitted his mistake directly. When my mother heard that I was a double-faced person, she came over to Xingshi to ask me to blame. After finally dealing with this, my master also called and asked me if I was wrong. I went out to accept advertisements, and this one has passed, and this time I’m waiting for money.”

"Then just wait."

"After waiting for two and a half years, the money has not yet arrived, and I finally found a problem."

"what is the problem."

"I was duped by a liar."

"That's it."

(End of this chapter)