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Chapter 59 Black History

familiar ceiling.

I am back to Sujiawan.

Oh, that's right, the battle is over and I'm back.

Su Xi felt her head buzzing.

The door of the room was pushed open, Su Xi turned her head to look, a little girl was standing at the door, seeing Su Xi's bewildered expression, she ran out quickly.

"Lang Jun is awake, Lang Jun is awake."

Hearing the little girl's cry, Su Xi was a little dazed, what's the matter, she just woke up, why did she become like this.

Could it be that they have gone crazy after being away from home for too long.

Su Xi doesn't understand.

Not long after, Lao Wu, Lao Li, Zhang San, Da Niangzi and others rushed in quickly, watching with wide eyes around Su Xi.

"What's wrong with me? You all look like you've seen a ghost."

Rubbing her head, Su Xi died of discomfort.

The hangover feeling, really bad.

He couldn't understand at all how those senior traversers drank the ancient wine as water and never got drunk.

"Have you forgotten what happened last night?"

Zhang San looked like he had seen a ghost.

"What did I do last night?"

Su Xi was confused.

Did I tell you that I am a time traveler after drinking too much?

Impossible, if I say it, I should be in prison now.

"Last night, the king of the county and General Yuchi personally sent you back.

You are yelling about being invincible in the world, the iron cavalry of the Tang Dynasty is invincible in the world, you...  "

The big lady in the back didn't dare to say anything, she blinked her big eyes.

Su Xi slapped his face with a slap, he seemed to have guessed something, black history, proper black history.

"go on."

Gritting her molar teeth, Su Xi still decided to finish listening.

It's just black history, he doesn't care.

The eldest lady wanted to listen to Su Xi, her eyes bent into crescent moons, and said with a smile: "You also said that you are invincible in the world for drinking, you are not drunk, you can court ten girls at night, and you also said that you want to learn from a certain great god surnamed Zhang. Walking down the bird, you have to take off your pants, playing with the chicken and turning into a phoenix.

Say you’re old enough to have a girlfriend……. "

"say no more."

Su Xi shouted loudly, interrupting the eldest lady's words.

"You guys, go out first, I want to be quiet."

Su Xi was about to collapse, trying to suppress her anger as much as possible.

After everyone went out, Su Xi lay down on the bed and covered her head with the quilt.

He is so difficult.

"This is a proper dark history, and it can be laughed at by those two old hooligans for a lifetime."

Su Xi is glad that there are no cameras and smartphones in this era, otherwise, with the personalities of Yu Chi Gong and Li Xiao Gong, they would be kept as family heirlooms.

It was almost noon when Li Xiaogong and Yu Chigong came to look for Su Xi after packing up.

The two men measured Su Xi, so they didn't come too early.

The Su Family Courtyard is very simple. Su Xi lives in a yard alone, guards live in a yard, guests live in a yard, the eldest lady waits for girls in a yard, and Zhang San and his group of boys live in a yard.

Compared with those dukes' mansions, it is definitely not comparable, but it is also very good.

The boys in the Su family, headed by Zhang San, have already started to learn about labor and other knowledge.

The girls brought by the eldest lady are relatively free and young, and Su Xi doesn't want to force them.

Because recently the [-] in Li Yifu was obsessed with the beauty of the eldest lady and often ran here, these little ladies followed Li Yifu to learn cultural knowledge.

In short, it is just a word, everyone has their own affairs, and there is no idler.

Therefore, when Yu Chigong and Li Xiaogong wandered into Su Xi's courtyard, Su Xi was sitting alone on the steps, looking at the sky, thinking about life.

"Boy, we have all heard what the eldest lady said.

It's just the unbearable past, who doesn't have it.

This can only prove that you are not young and want a wife. "

Yu Chigong laughed shamelessly.

Su Xi turned her head stiffly.

"I won't admit it. No one has recorded it anyway. It will be just a joke in the market at most, and it will disappear after a while."

Seeing Su Xi's self-deception, Yu Chigong and Li Xiaogong laughed even happier.

"Wow, kid, have you forgotten where we had dinner yesterday?"

"It's just Pingkangfang, so what, I didn't spoil the girl."

Su Xi has already made up her mind, and she will not admit it even if she dies.

Whoever he loves, he won't admit it anyway.

"There are many idlers who paint for girls in Pingkangfang."

Li Xiaogong's wild laughter shattered Su Xi's last fantasy.

"Sure enough, I started drinking like crazy in Pingkangfang." At this time, Su Xi's head was crooked, her eyes were dull, and there were some white objects floating around her mouth.

Frustrated and bent forward, this is Su Xi's state.

"Boy, you don't have to be disappointed, the long and short sentence you sang drunk last night was good.

Many girls in Pingkangfang are clamoring to marry you. "

Yu Chigong may feel that it is not a good thing to hit blindly, so he comforted him instead.

Su Xi managed to regain her senses: "What am I singing?"

He was afraid, afraid that he would sing something inappropriate and add black history.

"What smoke is rising, the country looks north.

Don't tell me, you can sing pretty well. When you come back, you can write down this long and short sentence, and the old man will try it. "

Yuchi Gong thought about it carefully, then grinned.

This time Su Xi recovered a little spirit.

It's okay, I didn't sing any nonsense, are you loyal to the country?Small things, although they were sung in Pingkangfang, are a bit out of date.

However, compared with black history, it is a trivial matter.

Su Xi doesn't care anymore, just think this song is for these seniors who have fought for the Great Tang all their lives, what a big deal.

Su Xi was on the verge of being autistic. For him, as long as he didn't continue to create black history, he could accept any situation.

As soon as Su Xi regained some energy, Li Xiaogong started hitting him again.

"Boy, is it true that you said that there are two countries that succeeded in renewing the life of the country by relying on non-stop conquests?"

Lee Hyo-gong directly asked a hot topic.

Su Xi turned her head stiffly again.

"You should tell me in detail what I did yesterday."

Su Xi felt that she might have dug a hole and buried herself.

Yu Chigong and Li Xiaogong are really not human, they don't do anything with people at all.

Su Xi asked the two of them to recall what they did last night, and the two of them sang together and introduced Su Xi's drinking madness yesterday.

It's not terrible to be drunk, the terrible thing is that someone helps you remember.

Su Xi was in such a ghost situation, the two old guys focused on helping him recall the black history stage.

In the end, Su Xi bit the bullet and said: "It's true, there are really two countries that succeeded in renewing their lives.

They are Anxi and Yuezhi, the predecessors of Persia. "

"You have to know that we are an empire. For ordinary kingdoms, we can take them away with a single blow. As long as we want, we can seize large tracts of land and wealth at any time."

Su Xi explained softly.

"Using war to divert domestic conflicts is a good way, but unfortunately, Emperor Sui Yang is a two hundred and five."

Speaking of this method, Su Xi thought of Emperor Sui Yang.

I have to say, that man is an idiot.

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Chapter 1 on the [-]th, I fell asleep and wrote it first. It is estimated that it is impossible to get up early.

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