Chapter 26
What made Li Xiaoyao even more troublesome was the wonderful specialties in those resumes.He found that every time he screened a few normal resumes, there would be a strange specialty on a resume.Xiaotong called this phenomenon: [Wonderful Law]

And these specialties are still unique, so it is impossible to use the "keyword filtering" method to speed up work efficiency.

What makes Li Xiaoyao speechless is that these wonderful specialties can always make him laugh and cry.For example.
Fourth resume.

【Name: Xiao Xia Hexagram】

【Speciality: Picking up Girls】

[Achievements related to specialties: I once dated seventeen girls at the same time. 】

[I think I can contribute to the Xiaoyao faction: I can use the beauty trick to seduce fairies from other sects, and then trick them into being undercover agents of the Xiaoyao faction. 】

Xiao Tong: "My lord, do you want this specialty?"

Li Xiaoyao shook his head helplessly, a scumbag is not welcome even in the spirit world.

No. 11 resumes.

【Name: Yao Chengcai】

【Speciality: multitasking】

[Achievements related to specialties: I once finished a [-]-word truancy check while watching a whole movie; I once defecated in the toilet while playing Monster Hunter and eating instant noodles; I once listened to the teacher’s lecture, While reading a novel under the stage.]

[Think of the contribution I can make to the Xiaoyao faction: Is there any spell like left and right fighting, I must learn it the fastest! 】

Li Xiaoyao: "Delete your resume."

No.20 three resumes.

【Name: Shi Deku】

【Specialty: Extremely Liver】

[Achievements related to specialties: The highest record of playing games is 78.5 hours in a row, and there is no meal in between. 】

[I think the contribution I can make to the Xiaoyao faction: I am a brick of Xiaoyao, and I can move it wherever it is needed! 】

Li Xiaoyao shook his head helplessly.

No.60 nine resumes.

【Name: Ji Congliang】

【Specialty: Selfie Master】

[Achievements related to specialty: Selfie can take 200 consecutive poses without repetition. 】

[Think of the contribution I can make to the Xiaoyao faction: If I learn to fly with the sword, I can perform a thousand consecutive poses in the air without repeating the same, breaking the world record! 】

Li Xiaoyao's face was covered with black lines.

The 560th second resume.

【Name: Ruan Shanshan】

[Features: large capacity for alcohol, first-class wine quality]

[Achievements related to specialties: I have never been drunk, and after drinking a case of beer, I can perfectly imitate comedians such as Xiao Shenyang, Zhao Si, Song Xiaobao, and Yue Yunpeng. 】

[I think I can make a contribution to the Xiaoyao faction: Leave all the entertainment of the Xiaoyao faction after the Xiaoyao faction to me! 】

When Li Xiaoyao saw the resume, he repeatedly confirmed the gender of the owner of the resume.

Well, that's right, it's a woman.

The first thousand 790 six resumes.

[Think of the contribution I can make to the Xiaoyao faction: If the Xiaoyao faction sets up a cultural entertainment hall, then I must be the No. 1 choice for the head of the hall! 】

When Li Xiaoyao saw this, he had nothing to say. With just one look, Xiao Tong quickly eliminated the resume.

The 630th [-]th seven resumes.

【Name: Liu Chan】

[Specialty: MAX game ability, no matter how hardcore the game is, it can pass the level perfectly. 】

[Achievements related to specialty: Play Fruit Ninja with 2000+ points, pass the perverted version of Super Mario Undead! 】

[I think I can make a contribution to the Xiaoyao faction: If you encounter a game that needs to be explored, such as a secret realm, a treasure chest level, etc., I am definitely NO.1]

disuse!

960 eight resumes.

【Name: Qin Shousheng】

[Speciality: Wen Neng can carry a pen to secure the world, Wu Neng can mount a horse to determine the universe, the sun and the moon rotate, and time does not wait for me. 】

[Achievements related to specialties: Kindergarten monitor, elementary school study committee member, junior high school monitor, high school mutual aid association president, university student union president. 】

[Thinking of the contribution I can make to the Xiaoyao faction: It would be a waste for me not to be the leader of your Xiaoyao faction. 】

disuse!

No. 19 four resumes.

【Name: Yue Jing】

[Specialty: Son of the Chosen, koi carp. 】

[Achievements related to specialties: When I was born, my family was in a rural area, and it was not easy to obtain a household registration. When my mother was worried, she found out that the aunt who gave birth to the child with the delivery room was in charge of the household registration. In this way, my household registration was easily implemented.When I bought drinks in primary school, I 100% "have another bottle", and I can drink for a year for three yuan.During the senior high school entrance examination, I stepped on the line and entered the key high schools in the province.In the college entrance examination, his grades were only [-] points above the first line, but because Jinghua University was out of the province, he was admitted to Jinghua University with a score that was nearly [-] points lower than in previous years.After work, it is normal to watch a live broadcast and apply for a card to get a prize of [-] yuan; the maximum amount of Alipay Huahua card has not been exhausted so far.There are so many things about my luck that I can't finish talking about it for three days and three nights. 】

[I think I can make a contribution to the Xiaoyao faction: Maybe as long as I sit in the Xiaoyao faction, I may be able to revitalize the Xiaoyao faction. 】

Another wonder!
Xiaotong was going to eliminate this resume habitually, but was stopped by Li Xiaoyao.

Li Xiaoyao: "This fucking is a peerless talent!"

He resolutely kept this resume, because Li Xiaoyao knew that there was indeed a theory of luck in the dark.

Li Xiaoyao is willing to give it a try, no matter whether this Guapi's resume is real or not.

380 A resume.

【Name: Rao Xueran】

[Speciality: No other specialties, just looks beautiful (the earth-shattering kind)]

[Achievements related to specialties: When I was seven years old, a little boy bumped into a tree because of looking at me; In our class, I always look at me distractedly; when I was in college, I must wear a mask and hat when I go out, otherwise it will easily cause commotion. 】

[I think I can contribute to the Xiaoyao faction: The Xiaoyao faction needs a vase like me. 】

Li Xiaoyao also left this resume, and what he said to Xiaotong was to improve the overall appearance of the Xiaoyao faction.

And definitely not interested in her earth-shattering beauty.

Except for a very few strange specialties that can be kept, most of the strange specialties are directly eliminated by Li Xiaoyao.

During the selection process, although they encountered many such wonderful things, most of them were those talents who had positive significance for the revival of the Xiaoyao Sect!
Those melon talents are Li Xiaoyao's main target this time.

(End of this chapter)

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