Start punching from being Zhuge Dali's boyfriend

Chapter 60 Strange Questions
The next morning.

"Honey, there's no Owo."

Zi Qiao quietly opened the window, poked her head out of the bedroom, rolled her eyes several times, and then retracted her body.

"Husband, the operation has officially begun."

Meijia closed the notebook in her hand, tiptoedly put on her shoes: "Have you memorized all the passwords?"

"Don't worry." Zi Qiao patted her chest and said to herself, "If your husband's IQ increases by another forty, the championship with the strongest brain will be mine."

"It's still early and they haven't woken up yet, let's act quickly, gogogogo~~"

"Husbands and wives are of the same mind, and their profits cut money."

"action!"

Meijia and Ziqiao folded their hands together, released them abruptly, and quickly left the bedroom.

With a weapon and a feather duster in his hand, Zi Qiao wandered carelessly in every corner of the hall.

While pretending to be cleaning, he was secretly looking for the private money that Mika hid.

"Pig girl in the dirt??"

Ziqiao muttered and looked around, "What is it?? I can't find it!"

Sudden.

The door of 3601 was pushed open, and two figures walked in.

Ziqiao instantly raised the feather duster to protect his chest, "Who is coming, tell me your name!!"

Su Chen: "???"

Zhuge Dali: "????"

As soon as he entered the door, there was such a big shock.

"Old Bu, are you cleaning the room?"

Dali looked shocked, Lao Bu woke up so early to clean up, am I not dreaming?

Su Chen was also surprised when he saw this scene.

"Brother Ziqiao is really a good man at home." Su Chen sighed sincerely.

Marriage is worthy of being a man's grave! !

Lively let a little white dragon in the waves who was high until three in the morning and slept until twelve noon.

He became an obedient family boy who got up at six in the morning to clean up.

"Strongly? Su Chen? Why are you going out so early?" Zi Qiao put away the feather duster, narrowed her eyes slightly: "Besides, you two are sweating profusely."

"Don't think about it, force me to go for a morning jog, saying it's good for my body."

Su Chen yawned. Last night, the code was written until twelve o'clock, and he had to get up for a run in the morning.

I really can't stand it! !
"Hmph." Dali let out a soft hum, "I won't take you out for a run in the future."

"I just ran a little faster than you, but you actually carried me behind your back and chatted with four beauties."

As he spoke, the corners of his mouth could not help but slightly turned up, and his eyes were full of pride.

Su Chen immediately put his hands on his head, with a look of grievance on his face: "My girlfriend, you are wronged!! Obviously they are pulling me to chat with me, it's none of my business."

"Hmph, you also gave them your WeChat."

Dali said arrogantly.

"Hey, you're wrong." Su Chen couldn't help smiling, hugged Dali, and said happily: "You're jealous again! The WeChat I gave them is yours."

"mine……"

After muttering for a while, he turned around vigorously, raised his head to look at Su Chen, and said with great interest:

"So, you were lying to me just now?"

The painting style is wrong, why is Dali not moved?
I'm furious! !
"Stop!!" Zi Qiao looked at the two who were throwing dog food speechlessly, and said, "I want to ask you a question."

"Old Bu, tell me."

With a blushing face, he broke away from Su Chen's embrace.

Seeing Zi Qiao's serious face, Su Chen decided to temporarily put aside his children's affair and help his roommate solve the problem.

"Do you know what the pig girl in the dirt means?" Zi Qiao asked mysteriously.

He really didn't expect that Su Chen and Dali are super academic masters, it would be better to ask them.

"Old Bu, is this a strange question for you?"

Dali has black question marks all over his face, but it looks very challenging.

"Well, I saw on the Internet that many top students are challenging." Ziqiao rubbed her nose in embarrassment.

"interesting."

Nodding vigorously, he stroked his chin and began to think.

Su Chen's eyes lit up. This question seems really difficult. Even Einstein might not be able to solve it, because Meijia's brain circuit is too weird.

Fortunately, he is the man who opened the perspective of God.

"Brother Zi Qiao, the most critical part of your question should be the dirt and the pig girl."

"The soil may represent plants, and the pig girl should refer to the word obesity."

"Plants add fat, succulent potted plants!!"

Su Chen analyzed it seriously.

"Yes, it's meaty!!"

Hearing Su Chen's words, Ziqiao's eyes lit up.

Isn't the pig girl in the dirt just succulent?

What is the most obvious thing about pig girls?Fat, fat means more meat! !

It is simply a word that awakens the dreamer.

Ziqiao held Su Chen's hand and said gratefully, "Brother, accept my bow."

"Small things don't need to be polite."

Su Chen smiled slightly, and held Brother Zi Qiao's hands with his hands.

Zi Qiao: "."

This kid, really want me to worship him? ?

"Don't say it."

Zi Qiao charged towards 3602 with a feather duster: "Succulent potted plants, Lu Bu is here!"

Because 3601 did not have succulent potted plants, he remembered that 3602 had them.

Mika's money must have been hidden there.

Then, Ziqiao rushed towards 3602 in a flash, and quickly disappeared in front of Su Chen and Dali.

"Su Chen, you are really smart."

Dali also suddenly realized that he raised his head and looked at him with the eyes of a little girl.

"So-so, the second in the world, as your male ticket, this operation is trivial."

Seeing that Dali is so cute, Su Chen couldn't help pulling her into his arms and stroking her head.

"boast."

He tilted his head vigorously and smiled slightly, "Hurry up and take a bath, or you'll catch a cold."

"Dali, are you together?"

Su Chen lowered his head and blinked at her.

"You and I ignore you."

The powerful fist lightly hammered on Su Chen's chest, his pretty face turned red, and he turned and ran away.

"Don't run so fast, you'll fall."

The corner of Su Chen's mouth raised slightly, and he trotted after him. His plan to develop his girlfriend went well.

3602.

"Meijia, the money is really here."

Ziqiao took a pot of succulents, hid in a corner with Meijia, and took out the money.

"Really, one for one gets one, two for four gets eight, and Women's Day on March [-]." Meijia counted the money excitedly.

"Honey, how did you find it?"

"Do you still need to ask? Who am I?" Zi Qiao raised his chin slightly, "With my IQ, I can crack a code in minutes."

"Without any effort!"

"Boom~~"

Meijia nodded, stood on tiptoe and kissed Ziqiao on the cheek, and said with a smile, "Husband, you are so smart."

"Hehehe~~~"

Zi Qiao showed a simple and honest smile.

Su Chen, I don't think you should blame me, hahaha~~~
At this time.

"Uncle, sister Meijia, what do you two want to do with a pot of plants in your arms in the morning?"

Curry Sauce rubbed his eyes, looking confused.

"It's nothing, we breathe the fresh air of the plants." Mika waved her hand and took a deep breath.

Zi Qiao followed suit, exhaling and inhaling.

Curry paste: "????"

Why are these two people so strange?
(Kneeling for rewards and recommendation tickets, thank you)

(End of this chapter)