Start punching from being Zhuge Dali's boyfriend

Chapter 77

"what is this?"

Hu Yifei was dumbfounded, looking at the corridor ahead covered with yellow curtains.

Su Chen and Dali were also a little confused, whoever hung the yellow cloth on their paintings really cared.

"Hee hee~~ Uncle Zi Qiao gave me a suggestion. It would be a little more mysterious to add a frame to the painting, but I think it will be more pleasant to hang it with yellow cloth."

"A few days ago, there was a big promotion in the supermarket. Originally, a piece of yellow cloth cost four yuan, but now it only costs 38 yuan for ten yuan."

"So I hang up for everyone."

Curry Sauce scratched his head and smiled shyly.

Everyone: "."

This promotion is really big.
"Ahem~~ Curry sauce has a heart, very good."

Yifei laughed dryly, patted Curry Sauce on the shoulder, and looked at her encouragingly.

Then, everyone started walking to the front of the first painting, waiting for the answer to be revealed.

"This pair, whose?"

Sister Yifei pointed to the wall and said expectantly.

"Mr. Hu, I drew this."

He vigorously let go of Su Chen's hand, took a step forward, and said with a smile: "Don't look so small, it means a lot."

Su Chen turned his head to the side, afraid that he would not be able to help laughing when he saw the portrait of the ape.

"Oh? Significant?" Hearing this, Yifei's eyes lit up, "Quickly open it for me to see."

"Ah."

Nodding vigorously, he lifted the yellow cloth with a swish.

Everyone fixed their eyes and saw that on the wall were Australopithecus, Homo habilis, Homo erectus, Homo sapiens and modern man!

A vivid picture of the history of human evolution.

"Pfft~~-"

Even after reading the curry sauce, I still couldn't help laughing.

As expected of you, Xueba Zhuge Dali!
Then, looking vigorously at Hu Yifei, he explained:
"Mr. Hu, I have thought about it for a long time. Looking at the theory of evolution, the theory of relativity, and the theory of the Big Bang, I still think that the picture of human evolution history has the most scientific and rational charm."

"How is it, do you like it?"

The corner of Yifei's mouth twitched slightly, she nodded half-understanding, and said with a smile, "Well, not bad! The perfect combination of science and art, magnificent!"

"Why did Dali say that, and the painting suddenly became taller?" Meijia asked suspiciously.

"That's the beauty of science."

Ziqiao nodded. Although he couldn't understand what Dali was saying, he just nodded strategically.

Yifei calmed down, walked to the second picture, and asked, "Who drew this?"

"Hey, I'm here."

Ziqiao couldn't wait to stand in front of the painting, looked at everyone seriously, and introduced, "Yifei, this is a portrait of you and Teacher Zeng loving each other that I drew."

Curry Sauce couldn't help lowering his head and covering his mouth with his hand, he knew what was painted on it.

Wonderful!

Hu Yifei frowned, not seeing Zeng Xiaoxian for a long time, and still missed him a little.

What was our love like back then?
In this way, Yifei remembered the night when she was drunk, she dragged Zeng Xiaoxian to dance.

Unfortunately, reality is cruel.

Swish.

Uncovering the canvas, there are only two large human silhouettes on the snow-white wall.

Immediately, Yifei was stunned.

"Is this, before death? Or after death?" Hu Yifei smiled politely but awkwardly.

"Can't you tell? This is how you guys are in love!" Ziqiao's eyes were a little confused, just in time to see Mijia winking at him, so she picked up the pen in a flash,
"If you don't like it, just add two more strokes!"

Lu Ziqiao took out a paintbrush and simply drew a few checkmarks, which were regarded as eyes.

"Uh, okay, okay, next one!" Hu Yifei waved.

Even buy Karma, my trigeminal nerve hurts a bit!
She rubbed her temples and walked to the next pair. This yellow cloth looked quite big.

Like is a surprise, not a fright.

Chen Meijia and Curry Sauce couldn't hold back anymore, they ran to the front of the painting and said in unison: "Sister Yifei, this is a painting jointly created by me and Sister Meijia (Curry Sauce), dendenden~~~"

The two of them took the yellow pull down on one side.

One is a mountain and a stream drawn with two strokes, the mountain is an arc, and the stream is a tortuous line.

Curry sauce is barely a painting by a primary school student.

As for Meijia's... ball of wool?
This should be the handwriting of aliens.

"What the hell is this painting? Magical realism?" Yifei pointed at Mijia's painting, feeling her trigeminal nerve hurt even more.

God, give them a thunder to wake them up!

"How many lines can I draw with one stroke! Isn't it very artistic? A combination of science and art."

Mika said proudly.

"Ke" Yifei only felt that his brain was suffocated and his body was crooked.

Fortunately, Dali had sharp eyes and quick hands, supported her, and said: "Mr. Hu, don't get dizzy, there is Su Chen."

"That's right. I believe your doctor Su will not disappoint me. I'll read other people's first."

Yifei helped his forehead, pulled himself together, and continued to walk in front of the next painting.

"What about this, be conscious!"

Her tone was already a little bad.

"Mine, mine!"

Zhang Wei smiled, raised his hand and came to claim it, looked at Hu Yifei solemnly, and said, "Yifei, they are too unreliable, look at mine, they are definitely new."

"Oh?" Yifei glanced at Zhang Wei in surprise, and said with great interest, "Quickly, open it and have a look."

"Look, everyone, the magical Pinocchio!"

Zhang Wei narrowed his eyes into a line and smiled.

"Pinocchio? These are obviously two threads!"

Lu Ziqiao looked like "don't try to lie to me".

"Heh, why don't you say that you don't have artistic talents! The real answer is here! You should be right!"

Zhang Wei walked to the wall and pointed at a small man the size of a palm.

"Fuck?! These two lines are actually the nose of this villain?!" Zhao Haitang said speechlessly

Everyone felt that their three views had been subverted!

"How is it, isn't it?"

Zhang Wei still looked very proud. At this time, Yifei was already in a hurry and shouted:
"Next pair!!"

She was afraid that if she took another look at Pinocchio, she would beat Zhang Wei into a dwarf.

Zhao Haitang walked to his painting and bowed slightly.

"Thank you Teacher Hu for giving me the opportunity to create this time, and even gave me the opportunity to defeat Su Chen..."

"Stop talking nonsense! Open it for my old lady!"

Hu Yifei was already furious and shouted directly.

Wrath +1000
"Okay, okay!"

Zhao Haitang lifted the canvas, revealing...

Everyone: "."

Curry sauce: "Spicy eyes!"

Meijia: "I'll go, is this considered a painting? You just splashed red paint on the wall, okay?!"

Zi Qiao: "Zhao Haitang, is your family a debt collection company? This paint-splashing technique is so proficient that it makes people feel distressed."

"It's better to write a debt repayment, it's only natural!" Zhang Wei nodded slightly.

Unexpectedly, there are people who are simpler than myself, just splashing paint on it.

Why didn't I think of that?

fart!This is the picture of Yingyan Qiaoju I gave to Teacher Hu! " Zhao Haitang retorted with wide-eyed eyes.

"Ying? Yan? Where?"

Curry Sauce asked stupidly.

"No, this is Yan, this is Ying"

Zhao Haitang made a gesture of waving the wings of a bird, very pretentious!

next second.

Bang!
Hu Yifei slapped him flying.

"Next one!!"

Hu Yifei's roar was heard.

Immediately, his eyes fell on Su Chen, with an appearance of "I believe in you".

"Su Chen, let's go."

Dali sweetly smiled.

(Kneeling for a recommendation ticket, woo woo woo~~)

(End of this chapter)