Start punching from being Zhuge Dali's boyfriend

Chapter 80 The slap in the face came too fast, like a tornado
"Ah! So big? We can't afford Su Chen." Zhuge Dali pouted.

If gaze could melt ice, Dali would have melted the entire North and South Poles long ago.

It was the first time for Su Chen to see such a look from the girlfriend of a straight female schoolmaster, and he must be very guilty.

Deal yourself such a lousy card.

"Brother Su Chen, I'm sorry too."

Curry Sauce said to Su Chen that if she could afford it, she would definitely play, and then she would play a small card.

In this way, Su Chen might have a chance.

"Do you want it? Otherwise, I will continue."

Zhao Haitang smiled very proudly, seeing Su Chen deflated, he was so happy.

But Su Chen said very calmly:
"Three k's are such a small card, are you willing to play, Zhao Haitang?"

Everyone was taken aback when they heard it, three K's are still young?

Su Chen looked at the puzzled look of the crowd, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and explained in a serious manner:

"This proverb goes well, one old man carries water to drink, two old men carry water to drink, and three old men have no water to drink. So three K's are the smallest cards in Dou Di Zhu!"

Nima!

There is such a weird statement, but what he said seems to make sense.

Zhuge Dali and Curry Sauce both thought in their hearts.

Su Chen threw three cards over and said, "Three threes, enough to blow up your three kings!"

After speaking, he rubbed Dali's head.

I saw that Zhao Haitang was a little confused, what is this thing, can three threes hit three ks?

What the hell, bullying me with low IQ?
"Su Chen, you are talking nonsense! You tampered with the rules of the game!" Zhao Haitang said unconvinced.

There is an ominous premonition in my heart, and I must stop Su Chen's coquettish operation as soon as possible.

"Rules are made by people, and of course they can be changed by people, and don't you think what I just said is unreasonable?" Su Chen smiled lightly.

Su Chen's words made Zhao Haitang speechless.

He found that since he had no words to respond to Su Chen's seemingly reasonable words.

"That's right, the rules are made by people."

After the curry sauce was shot and applauded, I thought to myself, Brother Su Chen is really too smart.

Dali also opened his pink lips slightly, and looked at Su Chen cutely, my boyfriend seemed a bit enchanting.

"Okay, you're right, but I'll see how you block the next card! Four twos!"

Zhao Haitang rolled up his sleeves, looked at Su Chen unconvinced, and directly punched out the four twos.

Dali and Curry Sauce looked at Su Chen at the same time, wanting to see how he would respond next.

This is a bomb, what should be done?
Dali turned his head, his eyes lit up, and said: "Su Chen, I know what you want to do."

"As expected of my girlfriend, so smart."

Su Chen looked down at Dali, and smiled gently. With her IQ, it's not surprising that she could guess it.

In the next second, Su Chen grabbed the three cards in his hand and threw them over, two A's and one 9!

"What is this?" Zhao Haitang was confused again.

"This is my magic weapon! Keep reading, 1-1-9! This is the fire brigade! The bomb seems to be a dud for me!"

Su Chen smiled playfully, staring at Zhao Haitang, this time you are not kneeling, let you pretend.

Pfft!

Both Dali and Curry Sauce burst out laughing, and Curry Sauce danced and said, "It's amazing, this way of playing is really interesting."

"Su Chen, you are shameless!!!"

Zhao Haitang glared at Su Chen angrily, feeling extremely aggrieved and unhappy.

This guy Su Chen was clearly talking nonsense about the rules, but he couldn't find any good reason to refute, his lungs exploded!

Curry Sauce laughed so hard that he couldn't even stand up anymore, while Dali lay quietly in Su Chen's arms.

The male trainee ticket is really too black-bellied, he can play this kind of crooked cards, and Zhao Haitang is speechless!

quite funny!

Fighting the Landlords went on.

Zhao Haitang was indignant, threw a pair over and shouted, "A pair of Qs."

Curry Sauce looked at the cards in his hand, shook his head, then looked at Su Chen and said, "I don't have a pair of cards anymore, brother Su Chen, do you still have any?"

"Me neither." Su Chen shook his head.

"Then I will"

Zhao Haitang was ecstatic, and was throwing out a few cards again, when a voice stopped him.

"Who said it must be right~ right!"

Su Chen smiled faintly, then grabbed the three cards in his hand and threw them there, a 7, a 4, and a 5.

Three against two, Zhao Haitang was confused again.

Zhao Haitang came back to his senses, pointed at the three cards, and almost cried: "What kind of trick are you doing!"

Su Chen smiled and asked back: "Then you read to me what letter is this?"

Zhao Haitang froze for a moment, then replied: "QQ!"

"A car worth 4 yuan! This is a BMW 745, BMW! It's not a matter of minutes to kill a QQ!" Su Chen explained.

The audience was suddenly silent, damn it!

How could it be better than a car when playing cards!
Since the two Qs have become Chery QQs! Now that 745 has become a BMW BMW!

What the hell is this!Is my IQ still online? !Zhao Haitang shouted loudly in his heart.

"Hahaha Brother Su Chen! You are too good, you can say you won this."

Curry Sauce was so happy that she couldn't straighten her waist. She really convinced Su Chen, and he would kill the dead.

Su Chen smiled lightly, this is Chen Meijia's classic Fighting the Landlord in his previous life!

He just took it out and borrowed it first!
The game is over, and Zhao Haitang, who won two kings and four twos, lost!
Instead, Su Chen, who had a bad hand, won!

Zhao Haitang felt that the whole person was not well.

Just now, I thought that if I got such a good card, I could beat Su Chen severely.

I let out all my cruel words.

Unexpectedly, Su Chen's coquettish operation made the slaps come too fast, like a tornado.

I just want to cry now~~ Zhao Haitang squeezed out a tear.

"Brother Su Chen, please accept my worship."

Curry Sauce solemnly faced Su Chen, pretending to throw himself on the ground.

Su Chen couldn't help laughing.

"Zhao Haitang, are you still coming?" Su Chen looked at Zhao Haitang who was in despair, and teased.

"Come on wool, only fools will come."

Zhao Haitang covered her head with a pillow.

"Bang~~"

Suddenly, the door of 3602 was pushed open, and a figure in red came over slowly, and said with a smile:
"What is so joyous? Tell me, let me have fun."

"Sister Yifei, Zhao Haitang was hanged and beaten by Brother Su, and he lost very badly." Curry Sauce replied.

"I can't tell, Dr. Su has two tricks."

Yifei glanced at Su Chen in surprise.

"Fart~~ He's cheating, I have a pair of qs, and he actually sold a BMW 745, how do you let me win." Zhao Haitang still wanted to quibble.

"Wait."

Yifei was stunned for a moment, then asked, "Are there any firefighters and three old men without water?"

"how do you know?"

Dali, Curry Sauce, and Zhao Haitang said in unison, can Yifei tell fortunes?

"Hahahaha~~~"

Yifei held her belly, almost bursting into tears, "This is Mika's routine~ I didn't expect Su Chen to do it too, I laughed so hard~~Ahahaha."

After a while.

Hu Yifei explained her disastrous experience back then, and Zhao Haitang barely calmed down.

"By the way, Mika has been a little weird recently."

Yifei looked at Su Chen and asked, "You are a doctor, what should you do about depression in pregnant women?"

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