Konoha's Bizarre Adventure

Chapter 84
Beer Bear: Ding Ding Ding Ding ~~~~~ Welcome to the second episode of "The Bizarre Adventure of Konoha"!I never imagined that I would be able to meet all the readers again so soon, it's really amazing.
Xiao Hinata: Cough cough.

Beer Bear: Ah, sorry, I forgot to introduce today’s special guest, who is one of the important characters in this work
Kohinata: Hello everyone, I am the "only" "heroine" of "Konoha's Bizarre Adventure", Hinata Hinata, thank you for your support~~~~~~~ Mu Q.

Beer Bear: Is it my illusion, I always feel that you seem to have aggravated your tone in two places. And what the hell is shit?Is this fanfic so bad?

Xiao Hinata: Not at all. At best, it is only a hundred levels worse than "X No Sora" and "Sun in X Garden".

Beer Bear: Thank you so much for your compliment!By the way, why is your character completely different from the original setting?I don't remember Hinata's mouth being so poisonous!

Kohinata: Setting?That's just the character of the characters in the script, right now we're not in a real drama, do you think your setting will be effective?

Beer Bear: Forget it. Anyway, this is the place to break the fourth wall. It's a bit stupid to get so entangled.

Kohinata: So what?Is there nothing you want to do to me, the chief and only heroine?
Beer Bear: Huh?to you?do what?
Xiao Hinata: In order to express your apology, first kneel down and kowtow a hundred heads until the brains flow out.

Beer Bear: Why did I kneel down and apologize to the character I wrote!
Xiao Hinata: Because you wrote too many useless plots before, you didn't treat me as a heroine at all, didn't you have a bodhisattva-like heart in not letting you cut your belly on the spot? ('')
Beer Bear: No, you are only seven years old in the drama!A seven year old can do it
Kohinata: Lie!I read a lot of fan fiction!The level of a seven-year-old child is usually punching Uchiha Madara and kicking Otsuki Kaguya!No matter how bad you are, you have to be a joint commander of the ninja world or something, why come to me, there is no role in anything other than being cute and cute!Angry [○｀Д○]!

Beer Bear: What kind of novels are you reading? I don’t deny that there are such things, but I think the protagonist still has to grow up slowly to be king. If it is too fast, it will collapse in the middle and late stages.

Kohinata: Isn't it already broken?I've read the original draft before, and it's obviously two different stories from the present, especially the protagonist of the first draft should be Miss Ben, right?The older brother was the one who forcibly inserted at the last moment.

Beer Bear: You can still peek at the script, hey!Ah, wait, the first draft seems to have asked you to come to rehearsal, forget it, then I will admit it generously, the protagonist set at the beginning is indeed you, and "Kaguya Princess" is also your stand-in.

Kohinata: So what?Why did you give up the heart-throb Miss Ben as the protagonist, and replace Miss Ben as the protagonist, the current popularity must be more than ten times, and the rewards I receive every day should be enough to buy an aircraft carrier.

Beer Bear: But it can't be done, male fans can't write female protagonists, and now they don't write transformation texts, what can we do?I can only fabricate a young master Hinata out of thin air to let you relegate to the position of heroine.

Xiao Hinata: That’s it, why don’t you just buy the website, write whatever you want, and this lady can be the protagonist, right?
Beer Bear: Will you give me money!Don't put forward such unreasonable demands that seem to be achievable, but in fact there are no doors, okay!
Xiao Hinata: Then you mean not to do it?
Beer Bear: What are you doing!You are asking too much.
Xiao Hinata used the "[-] Kuang Meridian Forms".

Xiao Hinata opened the "Reincarnation Pure God Eye".

Xiao Hinata resorted to the "Soft Fist Method. Bagua Baizhaoshenkong strike".

Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola! ! ! ! ! ! !A hundred trillion Eulers are omitted here!The effect is outstanding!

The beer bear fell, and the beer bear played GG.

Little Hinata: How is it?Are you motivated?
Beer Bear: Okay, you can count on what you say, you are a big sister, I don't know that you have so many skills that can split the earth, the Otsutsuki clan has to kneel down to you.

Xiao Hinata: Very good, so from today onwards, you have to make money brazenly, then buy the website, and write a novel with Miss Ben as the main character, understand?

Beer Bear: What does it mean to make money brazenly?
Xiao Hinata: In your online literature circle, it seems to be called putting it on the shelves. Writing a book and charging people for it, isn’t that called shameless?

Beer Bear: Sorry!Hurry up and apologize to hundreds of thousands of web writers!Who can write a book without profit!People have to live!Am I supposed to live off weeds and keyboard dust!You are simply sorry I was wrong!

Xiao Hinata: (withdraws the posture of preparing to shoot, and nods) In short, when this dung work is about to be put on the shelves, let's set a small goal, probably
Beer Bear: I am satisfied with 7500 average subscriptions when [-] words are updated every day. At least as a full-time author, I can be self-sufficient in basic living expenses, and I can continue to write with security. I don’t dare to ask too much for other things.

Kohinata: I don’t have any ambitions, let’s set the goal at 100 million. How about doing seppuku if you don’t finish it within a year?Men have to be tough on themselves.

Beer Bear: This is not a bit cruel anymore, you might as well say that my death will be in one year.

Xiao Hinata: It’s okay, if you want to open up, anyway, it doesn’t matter if there are more or less people like you.

Beer Bear: Thank you so much for your sincere comfort!Didn't make me feel any better at all!
Xiao Hinata: Wait, answer the phone. Hey, hey?Is there any other fanfiction that Miss Ben should catch up with?I'll be here soon, and I'm almost done talking with Pujie here, um, okay.

Beer Bear: Do you have any other fanfiction?

Xiao Hinata: Of course, there are about [-] copies, and you would have starved to death with your appearance fee alone (^｀).

Beer Bear: Er. Anyway!Taking advantage of this excellent opportunity, I beg all the readers to donate generously after it goes on shelves this Friday, to give you a few bites of food, to help this book continue to be written, and so on. Come, Hinata, you can also say a few words.
Xiao Hinata: (picking up the phone) Hello, hello?So fast, here we come. 88, Street Bear, all set to 100 million and then call Miss Ben (leaves quickly without looking back).

Beer Bear: Hey!Hinata?Missy?Say something to the readers! .gone.

Beer Bear: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ Your sister is on the street! No human rights on the street!
Hey?It seems that there is no
(End of this chapter)