Thousands of clones starting from ants

Chapter 125 traffic accident

Du Jia sometimes misses the Spring Festival when he was a child. He was carefree. When he returned to his grandma’s house in the countryside, what he looked forward to most was to pick up the firecrackers that didn’t go off after setting off the firecrackers.

Especially when several friends go to pick up cannons together, the feeling of picking up one is like picking up money.

Throw one into the dry toilet in the countryside.

Hey!

Of course, if you want to say it's cool, this year's Spring Festival is the coolest, after all, it's the happiness of the rich.

On the first day of the new year, driving back to grandma's house, Du Jia found that relatives and friends became more polite, and more people came to visit.

It's not very comfortable to live in my hometown for one night.

It's cold, and the countryside in Donglai County doesn't have sewers, and the tap water was only connected a few years ago, so there are dry toilets. When it's cold at night, I use a portable toilet.

Early the next morning, Du Jia suggested: "Let's rebuild the old house!"

"No need? Isn't this pretty good?"

"Recovering is too wasteful!"

"With that money, it's better to buy a set in the county!"

Each has its own reasons, but in fact there is only one reason, and I don't want to spend money.

Du Jia's father's generation is not counted as a woman. There are three brothers, and Du Chao is the eldest.

Du Chao's two younger brothers are also ordinary workers, and they don't have to worry about food and drink, but they really can't spend tens of thousands of yuan to build a house.

Du Jia asked, "Grandma, would you like to live in the county?"

Grandma shook her head: "I don't know anyone in the county, but I'm familiar with the folks in the village here! Actually, I live here very well. You're used to living in the city, so you're not used to living here!"

"A little bit! But I think there are still a little few houses now! The younger brothers and sisters are still young, but it is easy to solve! If the younger brothers and sisters are all married in a few years, and they come back to bring their families during the Chinese New Year, there must be at least twenty or thirty Let’s talk about people, the family will definitely not fit in!”

Du Jia also has two aunts, and there are 10 of them in the second generation alone.

The third generation is all brothers and sisters, so there are 10 people, and they will become 20 immediately after marriage. If there are more children...

When Grandma heard what Du Jia said, she laughed from ear to ear: "How can I live until then!"

Du Jia said: "You are in good health now, and it is easy to live for more than 20 or 90 years! Besides, it is normal for modern people to live to be [-] or [-] years old!"

"Don't dare to think, dare not think!" Grandma smiled and waved her hands.

But everyone also admitted that what Du Jia said made sense.

And when Du Jia said that he paid for the house, everyone felt that his words made more sense.

According to Du Jia's idea, there should be at least 15 bedrooms in this house, and each bedroom should have an independent bathroom, which is equivalent to a small suite.

The most important thing is to enter the water, which is solved in the form of a septic tank.

15 bedrooms, in a big city, even a villa is unthinkable.

But it’s really not a problem in the countryside. The household registrations of the three Du Chao brothers are all in the countryside, and they all have homesteads. The combined area is large enough to build.

That night, Du Chao drank too much, and he was very happy: "Mother is here, our family is here! After the house is built, and after mother is gone, I will let us brothers and sisters get together every year, knowing that our family is here." Still there!"

Some people think it is unlucky to say "I'm gone" during Chinese New Year.

In fact, the elderly in rural areas are not so particular. Many people prepare their coffins 20 years before they die. They are not afraid of death, but are afraid of not being prepared.

Du Jia is going to go back to his hometown after May [-]st. The main reason is that the natural environment here is too comfortable. It is too bad not to let a nest of ants here.

During the Chinese New Year, he was resting, and Anna was busy all the time, leading the ants to fight in all directions, and must unify the underground world of Ning'an Mansion as soon as possible.

Du Jia also participated in a class reunion during the period.

He didn't drive to the small county town, he just walked there.

Then I watched a few "successful" classmates regard the class reunion as their home field, yelling at each other, and a dozen or so who flattered them.

And the remaining [-] or [-] people ate there like Du Jia.

To be honest, the class reunion has changed a bit.

What made Du Jia feel that he could eat all he could eat was that after the party, several married couples walked together hand in hand without any shyness.

Sure enough, it is a pair that breaks up a pair.

This kind of extramarital situation seems to be very common in modern society.

Having nothing to do these few days, Du Jia taught Du He how to drive.

In fact, Du He learned a driver's license during the summer vacation of the year after the college entrance examination, but he hadn't touched a car for more than two years, so he really didn't dare to drive. "Itchy hands" state.

Du Jia said: "Study hard, if you can be admitted to graduate school, I will give you a car!"

"Huh? I still want to go to work after graduating from college!" Du He said.

"What is work? I was thinking about making money back then! Now our family is not short of money, isn't it a waste if you don't study hard?" Du Jia directly showed the momentum of a brother, "Anyway, that's it, can you When you are admitted to graduate school, it depends on the school you go to, which determines whether the car you drive is a sports car or a Chery QQ!"

This trick is so cruel!

Du Jia plans to return to Ning'an after fifteen days at home.

This day, as usual, he dragged the deck chair to the yard, lay on it to bask in the sun, and then manipulated the ant colony in the yard to attack.

Now the ant hole in his house, the underground passage leads directly to more than 20 neighbors.

In the yard of every family, there are footprints of Du Jia fighting.

Eight queen ants were then captured.

Du Jia also went to the countryside two days ago, sending 2 queen ants and 1 ants there to open up sub-bases.

Now he has just opened the passage to the 25th neighbor's house, manipulated the ants to stand in the yard, and saw the newly married young daughter-in-law squatting on the ground washing her hair, with the outline of her back...

At this time his cell phone rang suddenly.

Looking at the phone number, it belongs to Du He.

When Du Jia answered the phone, he heard Du He say, "Brother, come quickly, I've had a traffic accident!"

Du He can still drive these few days, and Du Jia is also relieved to let him drive by himself.

Du Jia was taken aback by this, and quickly asked, "Is everyone alright?"

"People are fine, it's the car!" Du He said with tears.

Du Jia understands that for Du He, traffic accidents are still relatively big and terrible things. He comforted him: "It's as long as people are fine, anyway, everything is insured, you wait for me to come!"

"it is good!"

After Du Jia went to the place according to the address Du He sent him, he saw a half-new BMW parked in front of his Audi, and four young people surrounded Du He, talking there.

Du Jia approached.

"Boy, hurry up and give me the money!"

"Don't even think about leaving today if you don't pay me!"

"Even if the Heavenly King Lao Tzu is here, it's useless!"

Du Jia immediately felt that this should not be an ordinary traffic accident, it should be blackmailed, and the reason should be that his Audi has a foreign license plate.

(End of this chapter)