Chapter 84

As a keyboard warrior...

No, master of the vibe keyboard.

Du Jia had to make a new copy.

After typing more than 2000 words, Du Jia had an idea. I didn’t use the mouse to copy and paste. I used CTRL+A to select all, then CTRL+C to copy, and finally CTRL+V to paste. Is it typed with a resonant keyboard? ?

test.

Done in two seconds!
read it again!
Tears flowed down my face.

It really works!
Du Jia felt that half an hour was wasted, and his typing hands were sore.

Typing the key is like being a thief. When Xiaoyu comes over, he has to switch the interface immediately, otherwise Xiaoyu will think that he is a bad writer and type it again according to Baimiao's manuscript.

Bai Miao's article is definitely super-level performance.

After adding 30% of the resonance effect, Du Jia felt that there was a change in mood after watching it. In the early stage, he could feel the loneliness of A Zhai, who was out of gregariousness, and in the mid-term, he was training with high morale. When snuggling with aliens, there are wormholes behind, which makes people creepy.

Since it is the pursuit of clicks, of course it will be published on many platforms.

Because it is a job creation, the copyright must belong to Xigua Network, but the authorship must still be given to Bai Miao.

Du Jia even registered accounts on many online novel websites and published them directly as short stories.

The company's WeChat official account and Weibo are also posted, and there are other petals and careers, all posted!

Any station with a little traffic will send it.

Anyway, click-through rate is a good thing.

After finishing, Du Jia wondered why my operation looked so familiar.

Then came to a realization.

Let me go, isn't that what people post small advertisements on the Internet?

Interestingly, Du Jia also received a message from a certain literature site, asking Du Jia if he had any intention to sign a contract.

Sign a contract with a hammer, just [-] words.

Just ignore it.

By the way, Du Jia posted the video on Station P yesterday, and also posted it on Douyin, Weibo and other platforms at the same time, but there are no recommendations in those places, obviously not very popular.

It can be seen that the relationship is still very useful.

On the second day, after Du Jia came to the company, he checked the click-through rate of the short story named "A Zhai's Starry Sky Travel" on various website forums one by one.

startled.

Really startled, no exaggeration.

When he logged into a certain forum, he saw a new message, clicked to read it, and the web page crashed directly.

After trying six or seven times in a row, I clicked on it. There are 13 pages of news, and each page can display 20 messages.

There are website editors and publishing houses, and they all ask the author's contact information.

Someone else asked if it could be reproduced?

There are also readers who send in discussions.

I have to say that the resonance of the keyboard increases by 30%, which is really terrible data!How much resonance can you have when you read a book or watch a movie and find it very enjoyable?
A 30% increase is scary!

What's more, the story was originally well written.

By the afternoon, Du Jia had received 8 transposition coins, which means that 80 people had read his article...maybe less, because some people may read it two or three times, but no matter how few There must be more than 40.

Du Jia felt that it would be a waste not to use this data drainage, but in any case, the pseudonym Bai Miao became popular, which is a good thing.

That night, Du Jia started to get busy.

Put on sportswear, sweatpants and sneakers, and carry a schoolbag, which contains blood collection test tubes and needles, some thick and some thin, and the thick ones are ready to deal with big guys like hippos.

Du Jia went to the zoo during the day, and what he did was release ants.

At this time, the zoo was quiet at night, only the roars of single animals who couldn't sleep and the sounds of non-single animals...

Du Jia remotely controlled the ants, and the ants were divided into 7 teams, and each team climbed to the surveillance camera of the corresponding venue.

Following Du Jia's order.

The wires of the surveillance cameras in the hippo pavilion were bitten off.

Surveillance camera wires in Jaguar Pavilion were chewed off.

The wires of the surveillance cameras in the Siberian Tiger Pavilion were bitten off.

……

Surveillance camera wires were bitten off at a total of seven venues.

Du Jia put on the gloves and flicked the exchange coin.

Swish!
Appeared in the hippopotamus.

Hippo is sleeping.

Du Jia directly inserted a needle into his fat back....

"Reckless..."

The hippo roared, its cry was a bit like that of a cow, but stronger.

Turn around and look back.

Du Jia flicked the coin and disappeared.

An ant appeared on the spot.

But the angry hippo ignored the ant.

It's really exciting to run after the needle is inserted!

This time he switched to the Siberian Tiger's pavilion.

The Siberian tiger is much more sensitive than the hippopotamus. When Du Jia first appeared, its nose moved, then it opened its eyes and saw a human being, so it did not attack rashly.

Instead, he stood up and looked at Du Jia proudly.

"As expected of a tiger in the zoo, he has seen a lot!" Du Jia exclaimed.

He reached into his pocket, and a piece of meat was in his hand.

"Look over there!"

Throw it hard.

The tiger saw that it was meat, and wondered if the shit-shoveling officer was replaced today?It's okay, just give me something to eat.

Happily chasing the meat.

Du Jia immediately stepped forward and stroked the tiger's fur.

Tiger is not angry at all.

Du Jia took out the needle and pierced it!
"Ow!"

The tiger screamed wildly and wanted to move, but Du Jia held him tightly.

Du Jia's strength was not as strong as that of the tiger, but he had the upper hand and held the tiger down, making it difficult for the tiger to exert its strength.

When he couldn't hold on anymore, the blood collection had been completed, and the coin was thrown.

Disappear.

……

Teng Shengjie is the director of Ning'an Zoo.

He had a very bad headache in the morning.

Why did the eight-year-old hippo scream all night.

Why is the northeast tigress restless.

……

Is all this a distortion of human nature or a moral depravity?
And the monitoring is also broken.

Teng Shengjie reported to the inspection department.

The inspection department is now investigating.

At about 11 o'clock, people from the inspection department came and said, "Director Teng, I think everything is a coincidence!"

"Coincidence?" Teng Shengjie was anxious, "The monitoring equipment of the seven venues are all broken. Is it a coincidence?"

"Yes!" said the person from the inspection department, "don't worry, just listen to my explanation!"

"you say!"

"First, we checked the monitoring of nearby venues and entrances, and there were no strangers at night!"

"Ok!"

"Second, who do you think would dare to go wild in the hippo and tiger's pavilion?"

"Hey, what you said seems to make sense!" Teng Shengjie took a breath, and dared to go to these two restaurants, would he die?
"The third and most important point is that all the damaged equipment, we looked at, were not damaged by tools, and the marks seemed to be bitten!"

"Bite?"

"Yes, I'll show you the photo!" The inspector said and showed Teng Shengjie the enlarged photo on his phone.

"Hey, look at this rough edge, it doesn't look like it was cut by a knife, it really looks like a bug bite, but what kind of bug would bite the monitoring wire?"

"Who knows? It could be a cockroach, as far as I know, it eats anything!"

After sending off the people from the inspection department, Teng Shengjie ordered: "Start a one-month campaign to kill cockroaches! Everyone, please do your best!"

cockroach:"???"

 This article is fictitious, please do not imitate.

  
 
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