Thousands of clones starting from ants

Chapter 89 Three Bottles of Tiger Bone Wine

Chapter 89 Three Bottles of Tiger Bone Wine

Du Jia had to correct: "We don't eat bones! Even though it... um... it's very precious! So don't put it in your pocket!"

"Yes, Master!" Anna explained, "After you corrected my behavior, I realized it! But I think these bones are also very precious food for ants! It can save you, Master. The time and effort spent finding food for the ants! Was great!"

You really shouldn't be called "Anna the Strategist".

You should be called "Anna the Frugal Housekeeper"!
Du Jia complained in his heart, and said firmly: "No, you don't lack food, and ants don't need food either! In addition, oil is a good thing, but you can't eat too much! You can't put yourself in the body for the fat between the organs and the ability to resist shocks." Eat like a big fat man!"

"But master, why? I calculated just now, if I can get a little fatter, my ability to resist blows will be much stronger!" Anna's eyes widened, with a look of incomprehension.

Imagine Ana getting fat Na.

Du Jia's tone was firm and flickering... persuasion?
"No matter how powerful the ability to be beaten is, isn't it also being beaten?" Du Jia looked at Anna seriously and said, "You have to understand that your advantage lies in speed, and killing with one blow is your demeanor, instead of looking for opportunities in continuous beatings! "

Anna thought about it for a while, then nodded earnestly: "Well, a lot of fat will indeed affect the speed! Master, Anna understands, Anna will maintain her current body shape!"

But she still firmly believes that the remaining bones should be left to the ants.

Because the top priority of the ant colony is to achieve self-sufficiency in food.

Du Jia couldn't convince her, so he just went to get a plastic bag and packed the bones into the bag with his own hands: "Don't put it in your pocket, it will stain your clothes! And this is a bit contrary to common sense in a normal society!"

Speaking of the latter, Anna paid attention and remembered it carefully.

Although Anna's appetite is large, it is not surprising, and it is about the same as the appetite of young people in the growing body.

After returning to the rental house, Du Jia realized that he should change the house.

There's nothing wrong with a bed when you're single...

Hey, it sounds like people who are not single need two beds?
Mainly because there are guests, it is not convenient.

Du Jia first taught Anna how to use the bathroom and how to turn on the hot and cold water.

Then he said to Anna: "You sleep here first, I will go out and find a place to deal with it overnight!"

Anna was terrified: "Master, how can this be done! If you are like this, I will never dare to sleep!"

Seeing her sincerity, Du Jia compromised: "Then I'll make a floor shop, anyway, it's not too cold now!" After finishing speaking, he went to mop the floor, then put cardboard on the floor to prevent moisture and dirt, then spread a mat, and then put the fresh air on it. Futon pulled from the closet.

Anna said: "Master, you should sleep on the bed, and Anna sleeps on the floor!"

"That won't work, I'm a man!" Du Jia still had a gentlemanly demeanor, "And you call me master, you should listen to me!"

"Other things are fine, but there is a difference between dignity and inferiority, and things that violate the dignity and inferiority are absolutely not allowed!" Anna insisted very much.

Du Jia had no choice but to agree.

Before going to bed, Du Jia taught Anna how to use the computer. Anna knew how to use the computer as soon as she learned it, and knew all the characters, which saved a lot of trouble.

Du Jia felt more and more that it was wise to use his own blood at that time, otherwise the ant queen was like a beast, and communication was inconvenient.

Du Jia took a bath and lay on the bed. Due to the blood collection last night and the trip back and forth to Linhai during the day, he didn't sleep well, so he fell asleep drowsily after a while.

When I woke up the next morning, I saw Anna laying the floor.

He was in a trance for a while before accepting the existence of this beast mother.

Anna's whole body was surrounded by the quilt, and the quilt on both sides of her head was still pulled up, so that the quilt surrounded her head in a "concave" shape. The two brown antennae moved occasionally, showing that she was different.

Du Jia saw several sheets of paper neatly placed on the computer desk, with neatly written words on them.

Apparently Anna wrote it last night.

Du Jia took it over and took a look, and saw something like "daily plan", "five-day plan", "half-month plan", "one-month plan" and so on written on it.

He felt a bit of a headache.

Then it is written in bold and large font at the end.

"Self-sufficient, give back to the master!"

Du Jia scratched his head, I am a big man, I am very satisfied that the consciousness of the universe can give me all kinds of wonderful rewards through continuous tasks, and I still count on ants to give me back?
He smiled, put the paper back, and finished washing softly.

He took out 500 yuan and put it on the table, and then wrote a note, asking Anna to contact him directly after getting up.

No cell phone is required to communicate.

Like communicating with an ant colony, Du Jia can communicate directly with Anna in consciousness.

The difference is that Anna needs to apply to communicate, while Du Jia can communicate directly.

It's a bit like the difference between a BP machine and a mobile phone.

Younger friends may not know the BP machine. It is a product of the 90s. It is an electronic device slightly smaller than a cigarette box. There is a line of LCD screen on it that is about the size of an electronic calculator. Display information such as, so and so looking for you, asking you to call back.

You can choose to return, or you can choose not to return, the initiative is yours.

Du Jia didn't plan to drive, and as soon as he walked out of the community, he received a call from Zai Xiuyong, with an affectionate tone: "Xiao Du, do you still have that medicine?"

"Medicine? The one I gave you yesterday?"

"That's right, that's it!"

"Did you eat?"

"That's for sure, I can ask you this if I haven't eaten!"

Du Jia suddenly became interested: "Hey, what are the side effects?"

"Hey, what are the side effects? Your medicine is very effective! Don't talk about anything else, is there any more? Get me some!" Zai Xiuyong said directly.

"That's from home, I'll ask later!"

"Okay, I'll leave this to you!"

Hanging up the phone, Du Jia felt strange, thinking that Jin Shan, who loves to dance, didn't need to lie to me. It said there would be side effects, so there must be side effects.

But why did Zai Xiuyong say no?

Who would have thought that the side effect of stamina medicine would be to revive one's glory.

As soon as Du Jia arrived at the company, Zai Xiuyong called him down before his butt was hot.

Du Jia said inexplicably: "Why can't you go up and tell me to come down!"

Zai Xiuyong said indifferently: "There are three bottles of tiger bone wine in the trunk. If I carry this stuff into your office, do you still have the prestige of a man?"

Du Jia couldn't laugh or cry: "No, why do I want that thing?"

Zai Xiuyong had a dirty face: "You don't need it, and I don't need it either? Ask me about the medicine at home later! You young people don't take that kind of medicine too much, just drink some tiger bone wine!"

Du Jia was stunned for a while, what is this.

(End of this chapter)

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