Black tech dad

Chapter 138 139. A man and a woman start with only one dog (two chapters in one)

"I have walked on Everest, the roof of the world, and crossed the death desert Sahara; I have parachuted from an extreme altitude of [-] meters, and I have dived into the bottom of the sea to dance with sharks. I am Li Ergou, the most powerful wilderness anchor in history."

Over the vast ocean, a helicopter roared so loudly that Li Ergou in the cabin had to roar loudly in order for the live broadcast equipment in his hand to record the sound.

"Here, I'm going to show you how to survive in some of the most dangerous places on earth, and taste the delicious gifts of nature! I will survive here for a week, and without professional skills, you can't even last a day go down."

After the classic and unchanged opening remarks, Li Ergou took a break, turned the camera to the outside, and continued to introduce.

"I'm flying over the Pacific Ocean, which is the world's largest, deepest ocean with the largest number of marginal seas and islands. Many of the islands are uninhabited and look like paradise, but they actually hide murderous intentions. Huge waves, unpredictable ocean currents, And man-eating sharks, making these waters one of the most dangerous places on earth."

As a huge uninhabited island appeared in the field of vision, Li Ergou gestured to the captain, and the plane headed towards the lush jungle.

"This is an uninhabited island I discovered based on the secrets left by my ancestors. It is far away from the mainland and has beautiful scenery. Look, isn't it very beautiful? It is comparable to the rainforest. But every year, many people get lost in the rainforest. For many animals that live in the forest, people are their food, and I'm going to show you how to survive in the forest, and how to avoid becoming a link in that deadly food chain."

"Except for this suit, I carried very little equipment with me, a knife, a water bottle, much less than the average hiker. I am going to parachute in the heart of a lush jungle. My equipment..."

Li Ergou suddenly changed his tone, "Thank you for the Kunpeng unmanned live broadcast machine provided by Dijun Technology Company. The signal is full and the battery life is long. Using the latest battery technology, it can be charged for 10 minutes and last for a week! Mom no longer has to live broadcast for me in the wilderness Worrying about no signal."

[Pfft, Mr. Dog was caught off guard while driving. 】

[Be honest, how much did Dijun Technology give you?I will give you ten times in DJI! 】

[Folks, the man at the top of the food chain is here, everyone, run away. 】

Already accustomed to the noise of barrage, Li Ergou laughed it off and was about to continue, but was reminded by the staff on the plane, his face was a little anxious.

"Just now the crew reminded me that there is no open area here, and the helicopter cannot descend, so I am going to show you an alternative skydiving, a method used by special forces in jungle infiltration missions. The risk factor is very high, please do not imitate."

After speaking, Li Ergou jumped out of the helicopter without any warning.Wearing Dijun live broadcast equipment on his head, followed by Dijun drones behind him, making his every move fall into the live broadcast, 360° without dead ends.

[Rolling, jumping, I closed my eyes. 】

[Bald, bald, Mr. Dog is bald! 】

【I'm bald, but I've become stronger. 】

At this time, Li Ergou, who was in mid-air, was not in the mood to interact with the audience. He controlled the flying posture, opened the parachute at the right time, then adjusted the direction, and fell towards a tall tree crown.

puff-

The sound of branches being hung up came and went, and Li Ergou was hung on the tree.Then he slid down the rope while live broadcasting. After landing, he looked at the parachute and rope that were very helpful for survival, and Li Ergou chose to give up recycling.

【Grandpa Dog is a real warrior. For the sake of realistic effect, he gave up recycling parachutes and ropes. This is to die and survive.Just ask if you are more realistic than realistic. 】

[I found that all the audience here are master drivers, and they start the car accidentally.Drop, the hole is deep and stuck. 】

[Everywhere in the jungle is the same, if I get lost in the jungle, I will definitely not survive a second. 】

[The dead house just stays at home honestly, what kind of social animal. 】

[Look, there are monkeys in the tree! 】

[You said, will there be bears here?Wolf?leopard?tiger? 】

[How could there be...MMP, I just saw a big guy when the camera swept over me! 】

Li Ergou, who was teaching survival, did not realize that the danger had come quietly. In order to go out, he had to find a stream or river first, but the road in the jungle was wet and slippery, and Li Ergou looked very embarrassed.

"It would be nice to have a crutch." Li Ergou said, "But don't touch the branch with your hands, it is very likely that it is a snake."

After walking for another twenty minutes, Li Ergou, who didn't see the stream, showed a distressed expression on his face.

"It's so hard to walk here, it's eerily quiet, and the air is humid, physically and mentally tormenting. The dense tree branches make it difficult to see the sky, making me feel claustrophobic. Oh, no , who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?"

Li Ergou sighed up to the sky, looked around, chose a huge tree, and climbed up like an ape: "I am climbing very high now, and those monkeys are all under my feet. This place is almost equivalent to the height of a three-story building." , and then climb up, I think, I can see the surrounding terrain clearly, determine the direction of progress... Oh, wait, what is that? Oh, my God!"

Before Li Ergou finished expressing his amazement, the camera rotated, causing bullets to fly in the live broadcast room.

【what's going on? 】

【Scanning the camera just now, I seem to have seen a cat. Could it be a leopard? 】

[Hold the grass, what a leopard! 】

[Master Dog, run! 】

Without the audience's reminder, Li Ergou started running happily. As for the live broadcast equipment, throw it away if you can. He doesn't want to be buried in the belly of the leopard.Moreover, he didn't bother to think about why there were leopards here.It's important to escape!

But he is fast, the leopard is faster!

What's more, the walking process just now has exhausted Li Ergou's physical strength and energy, coupled with the lack of food supplements and ignorance of the environment, Li Ergou was quickly chased by the leopard.

Howl!

When the leopard roared, Li Ergou felt his back tense, his ears were windy, and he subconsciously fell forward, feeling a pain in his back, and the leopard brushed past him.

Due to the effect of inertia, the leopard rolled forward a few meters before stabilizing its figure, then turned around and pounced again.

MMP, play big this time!

Li Ergou wailed in his heart, but remained calm and calm, holding a dagger in his hand, and the brave wins when they meet on a narrow road.

However, when the nerves were highly tense, a man and a woman fell from the sky.The man even stretched out his hand in the air, hugged the girl into his arms, and at the same time punched out with his right hand, with a bang, the leopard was sent flying, and then...

The leopard was punched to death like this!
"Hold the grass, god!"

Li Ergou was dumbfounded, and quickly turned to the only portable and wearable live broadcast camera left, and said with lingering fear, "You may not believe me if I say it, but I just saw an immortal descending from the sky and punched him to death A leopard!"

【…】

[I don't study much, Mr. Dog, don't lie to me. 】

【Master Dog sings to me, there has never been a savior, nor does it depend on a fairy emperor. To create human happiness, it all depends on ourselves. 】

It's a pity that the only live broadcast footage left has no screen. Li Ergou couldn't see the audience's complaints, but he was also in a state of shock and didn't care to explain to the audience. He wanted to say hello to the person who fell from the sky, but was ignored directly, so he had to adjust The camera focused on the motionless leopard not far away, then broke off a branch and walked over cautiously.At the same time, hold the dagger tightly to prevent the leopard from feigning death.

When he got close to the leopard, Li Ergou lowered his center of gravity and maintained a defensive posture ready to move, then stretched out the branch, and stretched it slowly. The distance of less than one meter was like a moat. I don't know how long it took him. Touch the leopard's body with the branch, and poke it.

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Really got punched to death!

Li Ergou opened his mouth, speechless.

After the special forces retired, in order to make a living, Li Ergou decided to use the survival knowledge he learned during the special forces period combined with live broadcasting to make a living. Unexpectedly, it was quite popular, very popular, and became a popular anchor, known as the dog master. The man at the top of the food chain.

Surviving for so long, what dangers have you never encountered?Even when he met a bear, he escaped death and survived until now.He has killed even leopards.Maybe he could kill a leopard with one punch, but he thought he couldn't do it.Even, no one in this world can do it.Are there really gods in this world?In other words, he met the so-called Donghai cultivator in ancient times?
When Li Ergou was in a state of collapse, Feng Hao protected his daughter and looked at the surrounding environment, and contacted Jarvis: "Where is this place?"

【Sir, this should be an uninhabited island in the Pacific Ocean, the geographical coordinates are...】

call--

Feng Hao let out a long breath.

Fortunately, it is an uninhabited island. If you go to a strange place, although it will not be life-threatening, it will still cause a lot of trouble.

"Dad, where is this?" Feng Yuechan opened her eyes wide, looking at the environment she was in.The jungle that covered the sky and the sun, the warm and humid climate, every environment reminded her that this was not a school, but something else.

"Don't worry, Dad is here." Feng Hao looked up at the arbitrary door five meters away, with a helpless expression on his face.

Any door, from the black technology product of "Doraemon", that is, "Doraemon".The working principle is very simple. In fact, it is a connection device between two spaces. It uses warping space to realize the connection of spaces, similar to wormholes.

Before using it, you need to transfer the place you want to go to the arbitrary door calculator, and then use the space coordinate determiner to read the destination from the world map in the arbitrary door.Then use the space warping device installed on the door frame to warp the space to realize the connection of the spaces on both sides, so that one foot is at home and the other foot is where we want to go.

The reason for this situation is that when obtaining any gate, Jarvis randomly selected a target location after inputting map information into the gate computer.But Feng Yuechan hastily pressed the doorknob and didn't give the place she wanted to go, which led to the current situation.

"An arbitrary door? There really is an arbitrary door! The story my father told me has come true." Feng Yuechan clapped her hands happily.

Feng Hao is "selfish", but he will not bring out any stories he tells his daughter.Because those are daughter's things.

"Dad, can we go to ancient times? To the age of dinosaurs? To the depths of the universe? Anywhere?" Feng Yuechan asked curiously.

"No. Any Door is a black technology, not magic, and there are things it can't do." Feng Hao shook his head.

According to the system introduction, this generation of arbitrary doors is a portable civilian arbitrary door, which cannot travel through time, and the space distance that can be connected is also very limited, and it cannot go out of the earth.It can be portable and stored in the dimensional space, similar to the universal capsule of "Dragon Ball".

"Oh." Feng Yuechan was slightly disappointed, but soon fell into curiosity about new things in the outside world.She is also a bold person with high skills, especially when her father is by her side, which gives her an absolute sense of security. She looked around boldly, and suddenly said: "Dad, if you come here, you can rest easy. Why don't we play Jungle Adventure Bar."

"Row."

Feng Hao readily agreed to any request from his daughter.

While closing any door, give Jarvis an instruction to send supersonic drones for support in case of emergencies.

Before coming here, my daughter was wearing sportswear with closed collar and cuffs, which is also suitable for jungle adventures.But for the sake of safety, Feng Hao activated the Dijun IV detachable portable battle suit on his body, pressed the wrist watch of his right hand with his left hand, wiped and pulled it, and wrapped his right hand with a suit glove.As for other parts, they are on standby.

Seeing that the two were about to leave, Li Ergou couldn't care less about studying why the leopard was beaten to death. He hurried up and said, "Please wait a moment. I am Li Ergou from the Xia Kingdom in the 21st century. Are you two Qi practitioners from the pre-Qin period?"

"Pfft—Qi practitioner in the pre-Qin period, you have read too many novels." Feng Yuechan smiled sweetly, bouncing up and down to keep up with her father's pace.

What a nice view!

Li Ergou was blinded by the "flash", and he was like a little fairy. When he regained his senses, the two had already walked away.

The sudden incident of the leopard made him a little bit out of his wits, so he misjudged the two of them as gods, but now it can be seen from the way they dress and behave that they are clearly contemporaries of him.As for why he was able to kill a leopard with one punch, I heard that there is a super soldier in China who can do it.Could it be him?Not like it.

Li Ergou quickly chased after him.

The barrage in the live broadcast room also boiled.

[Master Dog’s script is great, first the leopard raids, then the hero saves the beauty, bah, the god saves the dog, the key is that the supporting roles are also talented and beautiful, especially the girls, they are so beautiful. 】

[Supporting role?I don't know why, when those two people appeared in the camera, they completely forgot the existence of Lord Dog. 】

[Welcome to Survival in the Wilderness where a man and a woman start with only one dog. 】

Fortunately, Li Ergou couldn't see the barrage, otherwise he would definitely be blown up.

But as soon as he caught up with the two of them, his face suddenly changed, and he shouted loudly: "Don't move, it's a spearhead snake, it's very poisonous, and it will seal its throat with blood..."

(End of this chapter)