Black tech dad

Chapter 140 141. The third of the three-piece set for admission (three chapters in one, adding more rewards for [Light and Darkness])

Li Ergou picked up the live broadcast device after drinking two coconut juices and then smearing the exposed skin with coconut oil.

"When the water is available, the next thing to do is to deal with the fire and prepare a beacon for help. Once you see a ship or plane flying by, immediately light up the beacon. If the situation is not optimistic, you can only make a raft and drift out to sea to save yourself..."

【Yes, we need fire! 】

【We used to love this world deeply, we used to believe in breaking through, but this evil society deceived us... The war is imminent... The fault is not us, but the world... Please hold up the torch in your hand, the jihad has begun! 】

【Gentlemen, our flames and crosses are at this moment... come on, raise that flag!Come on, light up the raging flames! ...this is war!We are going to shout it out loud now! Long live the FFF group!Long live the stake! 】

【Burning Burning Burning——】

[Heretics don't stop, holy wars don't stop! 】

[Master Dog, burn that heterosexual couple to death! 】

emmmm
Why am I working so hard as a savage live broadcast to survive?
money!
What do you want when you have money?
Girl, the cute one!

Burn your sister's heterosexuality!I'm not gay!
special.

Resisting the idea of ​​turning off the barrage again, Li Ergou walked to the woods and began to chop the branches for making kindling.

"Teach everyone a trick of chopping branches. Hold a dagger with your left hand and place it on a branch as thick as your arm. Then use your right hand to lift a big stone and smash it down on the dagger. After hitting it many times in a row, the trunk will break... "

After chopping enough branches, Li Ergou's hands were peeled off.But he ignored these, searched out dry branches and pine needles as "igniters" and piled them on the sand, then folded large pieces of coconut tree dead branches in half to cover the igniters like a tent, and then covered the dry green branches and leaves. On the "tent", it is not only waterproof but also keeps the beacon dry and produces thick smoke.

"The beacon fire is well prepared. Once I find a plane or a ship, I will immediately ignite it, hoping to be rescued. Next, I will use the fire farming technique to obtain the fire."

Li Ergou dug a hole in the sand, put in the igniter, took out a branch as thick as an arm, sharpened one end, and rubbed it repeatedly on the hibiscus that had been dug out in advance.By creating enough friction between the wooden handle and the groove, the moment the embers are generated, the embers are carefully placed on a group of igniters, and immediately swing left and right, and as the billowing smoke rises, a few seconds Finally, a flame appears and the kindling is ignited.

Li Ergou immediately put the ignited igniter under the pile of wood that had been set up in advance, and repeatedly blown air, and the bonfire took shape!
[Master Dog is working so hard, his face is blackened, he looks more like an African refugee. (￣_,￣)】

[You don’t know how difficult it is to make fire by fire. Master Dog’s hands were covered with blood blisters, and his fingers were cut several times.Lord Dog is working so hard, you are still talking sarcasticly, are you still human? 】

Seeing the gifts being brushed up one by one, Li Ergou's heart became inexplicably hot.

There are still many good people in this world.

But before warming my heart for three seconds, I saw a man stretching out his right palm in the distance, and the blue-white light began to condense. With a bang, the trunk in front of him seemed to be easily flattened, and the branches were all over the ground.Then, the big bonfire blazed!

Looking at the small bonfire that he had worked so hard to ignite, and then at the huge bonfire opposite that could accommodate nearly a hundred people, Li Ergou felt that the whole world was full of deep malice towards him.

There is a sentence that can't be spit out!
Hold back!

You can do it, you are the best, you can't lose followers!

Li Ergou swallowed a few mouthfuls of spit, walked into the jungle, came to the bamboo forest, and cut off a bamboo.

In order to prevent the bamboo pole from cracking, he tied the bamboo pole with hibiscus bark, then cut one end of the bamboo pole into a cross, and stuffed the folded leaves into the crack. Then use a dagger to cut, and cut out four sharp spearheads.

Holding the formed sharp harpoon, Li Ergou returned to the safe haven, untied his top and bottom clothes, kept only his underwear, held the prepared harpoon, plunged into the bottom of the sea.

"There are a lot of fish in the sea, as long as I catch them, I will eat them. But some fish are poisonous, and some fish will attack you, so keep your hands away from any dark crevices and corners. The vicious moray eels will attack Anything that comes into view, and you can't eat it poisonous."

After searching for two or three minutes in the shallow water area, Li Ergou did not see any fish he was satisfied with. After persisting for another one or two minutes, he surfaced. After taking a breath, he was ready to go to the deep sea to catch good food.

But before he dived in, he saw a man on the beach throwing something into the sea forcefully. Accompanied by the gradual and rapid sound, Li Ergou felt the crisis for no reason, and immediately ignored fishing and swam desperately to the beach.But before he swam three meters, he heard a dull sound from the bottom of the sea, and then, his body was swept up by the huge waves and hit the shore heavily.

clap clap-

Before he could catch his breath, he felt a lot of things being dropped from his body, and in the end, something weighing 30 kilograms hit his head, which almost made him faint.

Li Ergou didn't understand what happened, but the audience watching the live broadcast were stunned.

[I'm so angry, I will fry fish if I disagree with you!And fried a lot of fish!Even tiger sharks blew up on shore! 】

【Is Master Dog okay? 】

Yes, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine!

Li Ergou was furious, stood up, and went straight to the two people who were picking up fish. Before he could speak, the girl frowned and said, "Are you a victim? We fried a lot of fish. We can't finish them. I can share some of them with you." .”

"Well, thank you."

I don't know why, the girl's words made Li Ergou forget the reason for coming, just about to turn around and leave, suddenly remembered the reason for coming, turned around quickly, passed the girl, looked at the man, and said angrily, "Do you know how dangerous it was just now? If I don't control the force well, I will be blown to death like a fish!"

"But aren't you okay?" Feng Hao frowned.

"That's my luck!" Li Ergou blushed.

lucky?
Feng Hao shook his head.

With Jarvis assisting in the calculation, even if Li Ergou didn't take any countermeasures, he wouldn't be hurt.

"Fish, everyone who sees it has a share, it's an apology to you, so it's shocking."

"That's like talking!"

Satisfied, Li Ergou picked up a big fish and returned to his small bonfire to start making grilled fish.

[Grandpa Dog gets alms from the master, happiness +2. 】

While eating fish, Li Ergou caught a glimpse of the barrage, and in a panic, accidentally swallowed the fish with thorns, and immediately coughed violently.

[Master Dog, drink water quickly and take a shower. 】

【Grandpa Dog eats the pulp and presses down the fishbone. 】

[If you don’t understand, don’t beep!If the fishbone gets stuck in a coincident position, your forced swallowing method will cause massive bleeding in the throat, who is to blame! 】

[What should I do then? 】

[Help. 】

help?

I will never ask for help in my life!

Even if you die...

Li Ergou's eyes were red, and he walked up to Feng Hao with his last breath, showing a painful expression, and pointed to his throat.

"Stuck?" Feng Yuechan asked, "Such a big person can still get stuck eating fish. Your mother never taught you that you should be careful when eating fish?"

If it was a man who reprimanded him, Li Ergou would definitely turn around and leave, but the girl's reprimand made him happy.In other words, this is cheap!

"Okay, open your mouth and let me see."

Feng Hao took out the searchlight, pinched Li Ergou's mouth, and looked at it, "Fortunately, it's not deep, and you didn't swallow it forcibly, otherwise, the throat would be torn by fishbone and bleeding profusely. In this environment Now, hemorrhage means death."

While talking, he used props to help Li Ergou take out the fishbone.

Like a wounded stray dog, Li Ergou returned to the campfire listlessly.

Since it is a beach, there is no need to worry about ants and other small animals. Instead of building a hammock, Li Ergou temporarily built a shelter tent next to the campfire, waiting for the night to fall.As for the wooden house built by Feng Hao, Li Ergou chose to turn a blind eye.

There is no harm without comparison, this sentence is so true!

[Master Dog, your litter is nothing compared to others! 】

[Master Dog doesn't live in a kennel, does he live in a gold and silver nest? 】

"Hehe, a golden nest and a silver nest are not as good as your own doghouse."

【Master Dog, are you giving up on yourself? 】

"Please remember, don't call me a dog in the future, I am a wolf, I am a wolf from the north, woohoo—"

[MMP, Mr. Dog sang when he disagreed, almost scared me to death. 】

[Others want money for singing, but you are dying for singing! 】

【what?Who is singing, it sounds nice. 】

[It's the "couple" over there. 】

[Master Dog, your survival skills are inferior to others, and your appearance is even worse. Now you can't even sing, you say, you are so useless, what use are you for? 】

[It's the first time I found out that Master Dog's live broadcast content is quite boring, let's go! 】

MMP.

Are you fucking with me?

Lord Dog, what do I do, what do you do too?
Obviously I was the first to pick coconut milk, make a fire, fish, and sing, but you always stole the limelight. Who is the protagonist?Who gave you the illusion that I am the protagonist?

No, I want to teach you a lesson!
Li Ergou couldn't bear it anymore, stood up, walked over, with a kind smile on his face, pointed to the camera, and introduced himself: "I am the wilderness survival type anchor of Haotian Live Broadcasting Platform, Li Ergou, known as Lord Dog Thank you for helping me take out the fishbone just now, otherwise, my life may be in danger."

Glancing at the live broadcast equipment, Feng Hao remained silent.

He didn't expect Andy to tinker with these devices, which really surprised him.

Noticing Feng Hao's gaze, Li Ergou raised the device in his hand and said in a snarl.

"Oh, haven't you seen this live broadcast device? This is the latest product of Dijun Technology Company, the Jinwu outdoor live broadcast device series. It includes drones, portable lenses, etc."

"Although they are all existing products on the market, the Golden Crow series is completely worthy of the golden brand of Dijun Technology. Not only is the process integrated, but the lens processing is also a Japanese country."

"You know, in terms of optical processing, Japan claims to be the first and no one dares to be the second. I don't know how much money it makes every year. Now, Dijun Technology has interrupted their monopoly and introduced even more powerful optical technology. It is simply amazing. .”

"And, let me tell you, Dijun Technology adopts the latest battery technology from Dijun Automobile, so that the live broadcast equipment can be charged for 10 minutes, last for a week, and the signal is full. It is simply the gospel of our outdoor live broadcast."

"In the past, it was unthinkable to come to such a deserted island to live broadcast, but now, you can live broadcast wherever you want!"

"Let me tell you another news. The first mass-produced car of Dijun Automobile is about to go on sale. I have already grabbed a spot. Brother, you are also a rich man. Do you want me to give you the spot? Don't be too busy Refuse. Let me tell you, the mass-produced car of Dijun Automobile is not something you can buy with money and power, so you have to lottery!"

Looking at Li Ergou, who was completely planted by Dijun, Feng Yuechan turned her head and chuckled, and asked after a while, "Do you know where all these technologies come from?"

"Well, according to gossip, all these high technologies come from the chairman of Shenlong who has no head or tail. But his identity is very secret, no one knows, and he is also listed in the world's top ten unsolved mysteries." Li Ergouyi Face worshiped, "If I can see this great god, I will definitely pay homage to it."

puff-

Feng Yuechan smiled again, and turned her eyes to her father, her talking eyes seemed to be saying, look, if someone wants to kowtow to you, it's still an idiot.

Feng Hao stared back helplessly.Just say you're happy.

"By the way, the night is long, how about I tell you a story to relieve boredom."

Li Ergou said, "This kind of empty and uninhabited wilderness is the most suitable for telling ghost stories..."

Without giving them a chance to object, Li Ergou spoke eloquently.

"Last month, a friend of mine came home at night. His apartment building had the kind of old elevator, which was very slow. But today, the elevator opened quickly, and he didn't care. He walked into the empty elevator, and when the door was about to When it was closing, two people hurried over and glanced at the elevator door that opened again, indicating that they would not go in. When the elevator door was about to close, my friend vaguely heard the two people outside the door say... ..."

Li Ergou suddenly lowered his voice, his expression frightened...

"Did your friend say that there are many people in the elevator?" Feng Yuechan said calmly.

"Have you heard the ghost story?"

"No, guess."

"..." Li Ergou rubbed his face, felt that the performance just now was in vain, and continued, "That day, late at night, it was windy and cold. I stood at the station entrance, waiting for the last train from Yuanmingyuan. After the car, I found that there were only the driver and the female conductor in the car. When I sat down, I found an elderly lady sitting next to me. There were so many empty seats, she didn’t sit, but sat next to me, which made me a little scared ..."

"The bus drove two stops. Usually there are no people at this point, but today there were two black shadows standing on the platform and waving to the bus. When the car pulled up to the stop, I found that it was not two people, but three people, one of them They were held up by two people. After getting into the car, they didn't say a word, and the head of the person held up was even disheveled. The two were wearing official robes of the Qing Dynasty, and their faces were pale..."

"Suddenly, the old lady grabbed me and beat me like crazy, insisting that I stole his wallet, and then dragged me out of the car to the police station. First, I didn't steal the wallet, and second, it was so late and the old lady was so weird. It's impossible to get off the car alone! But I don't know where the old lady got the strength to drag me out of the car. After getting off the car, she let out a long breath and said to me earnestly, young man, I just rescued you. How can you thank me for killing you. I was wondering when I heard the old lady lower her voice..."

"When the wind blew just now, they rolled up their clothes, and I found that they..."

"No, yes, legs!"

"Hiss—" Feng Yuechan shrugged her shoulders and shrank her neck, obviously startled by Li Ergou's last bewitching tone.

At this time, the wind on the beach blew past her back, as if someone was patting her on the shoulder, and when she was about to turn around, she heard Li Ergou suddenly say: "Grandma, why are you here? Just to tell them, Those two are humans and ghosts!"

"ah!"

Feng Yuechan was so frightened that her eyes turned red, she tightly grabbed her father's arm.

[Grandpa Dog did a great job! 】

[Happy people. 】

[Aren't you worried that Lord Dog will be killed by two people and then dumped on a deserted island? 】

Seeing the man's dissatisfied gaze, Li Ergou quickly put his hands together and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't expect her to be so timid. In order to express my apology, I will share a secret with you."

"A secret about the treasure."

Li Ergou continued to whisper: "My ancestor was once a pirate leader. He didn't leave us any treasure, but only a book, which records the story about Henry the Pirate King."

"At the end of the 17th century and the beginning of the 18th century, there was a notorious pirate Henry. He joined the Royal Navy in 1689 and participated in the Nine Years War between Britain and France. He failed at the Battle of Beech Point and was dismissed from the Royal Navy and turned to the illegal slave trade. , against the monopoly of the Royal African Company, had a legal plunder license in 1693, and expanded rapidly, becoming a well-known big pirate, even threatening the British East India Company, if he did not hang his designated flag, he would let his men attack Their ships..."

"After plundering enough wealth and population, Henry was not satisfied. He was going to do something big and make himself famous in history. He learned that the fleet of the Mughal Empire in India would go on a pilgrimage to Mecca along the same route every year, and The fleet carried a huge amount of treasure, so he united five other pirates to form a huge pirate group, with a total of more than 6 people on 400 ships, defeated the Mughal fleet composed of 25 ships, and intercepted all the treasures. This made Henry became the richest island, the most wanted No.1 in the world..."

"However evil prevails, Henry was finally captured by the British fleet and was escorted to the guillotine. The One Piece King Henry, who had a huge treasure and invincible reputation, said this before he died: 'Want my treasure? Want my treasure? Go get it if you want, go find it, I put all my wealth there!' His last words before he died, opened the era of great pirates!"

[I don't study much, Mr. Dog, don't lie to me. 】

"Henry is indeed a person in history, but he never said this before his death!" Feng Yuechan questioned.

"Hey, don't believe me, let me tell you, the book handed down from my ancestors not only clearly recorded this sentence, but also said a lot of key information. For so many years, why have I been live broadcasting? "

【for money! 】

[For **, slip of the tongue, woman! 】

Ignoring the booing barrage, Li Ergou said seriously: "In order to find the location of the treasure through collecting information through clues!"

"You mean, this deserted island is where Henry the One Piece hides all his treasures?" Feng Yuechan asked.

"Yes!" Li Ergou said to himself, "Through observation during the day, especially this island has many animals from all over the world, which is unreasonable! Besides, haven't you noticed? Only this safe haven has coconut trees, Nowhere else. In other words, these coconut trees, including those animals, were brought in by people."

Li Ergou said firmly: "That is to say, someone has been to this deserted island before and lived there for a long time. Therefore, according to my speculation over the past few years, this deserted island is very likely to be the treasure of the pirate king Henry." !"

[I rely on (‵o′) convex, true or false? 】

[Don't stop me, I'm going to a deserted island now. 】

[It is better to believe that there is something than not to believe that there is nothing. 】

Seeing that he aroused the girl's strong interest, Li Ergou looked at Feng Hao provocatively.

What a woman, especially a young girl like her, yearns for most is not money, but excitement, and a man who can bring him excitement!
Just wait, watch me steal your woman and humiliate you!

Uneasy and kind, Li Ergou boasted to Feng Yuechan all over the world again, and his self-esteem was over the top. Seeing that it was late at night, he went back to his kennel to sleep.

In the wooden house, Feng Yuechan, who was not at all sleepy, asked curiously: "Dad, is there really a treasure of the One Piece here?"

"Have."

"Ah?" Feng Yuechan was stunned for a moment, "I didn't expect that... um, the man's guess is true. Then let's go treasure hunting together tomorrow."

"No, we'll go by ourselves."

"But, only he has the information to go to the location of the treasure."

"What age is it now, and the ancient reasoning method is still used. You know, technology is the primary productive force."

[Sir, I have detected the mountain through the enhanced Dabai scanner, and I have found the location of the treasure. 】

Send me the route.

【Has been sent. 】

"Since you can't sleep, let's go treasure hunting together."

After the words were finished, the voices of the machine came one after another, and the multiple modules worn on the body began to spread and cover the whole body, forming the No. [-] battle suit of Emperor Jun.

"Ooh!"

Looking at her father in the iron suit as if by magic, Feng Yuechan exclaimed enviously.

I really want to have such a domineering suit!

Seemingly in agreement, Feng Hao said to his daughter, "Close your eyes and open your arms."

Feng Yuechan acted obediently, but before she could react, a drone controlled by Jarvis rushed towards her, and when it was about to hit her, it changed suddenly, forming a set of silver with moon white as the main color. Battle suit.

The third of the three-piece set for admission——Changxi No. [-]!
"Wow, that's pretty cool!"

Under her father's instruction, Feng Yuechan, who was in control of the battle suit easily, flew up and kissed her father's face, and said impatiently, "Bao Zang, I'm coming!"

hum-

Two shooting stars, one red and one silver, streaked across the sky.

Li Ergou, who was awakened by the urge to urinate, rubbed his eyes and checked the time, it was 4:[-] in the morning.Just as he was about to irrigate the flowers and plants, he saw bullets flying across the live broadcast screen.

[Master Dog, Lord Dog, get up quickly, something serious has happened! 】

[I watched the video just now, and the men and women in it couldn't see their faces clearly at all! 】

hiss--

Li Ergou gasped.

I quickly checked the video and found that all the frames that captured the face were abnormal and blurred.This made Li Ergou feel a chill from the bottom of his heart, reaching his tailbone.

However, this is not over yet. When he saw the last frame, the faces of the man and woman suddenly turned from their backs, and they looked at Li Ergou with piercing eyes. Then there was a strange smile on their faces, and even the equipment gave out an alarm. There was a burst of laughter.Immediately afterwards, all the men and women in the video disappeared!
"ghost!"

Li Ergou wailed and fell unconscious.Below the buttocks, a cloudy liquid spread out...

……

A military base in the Pacific Ocean of the US Empire.

"After multiple confirmations by experts, the suspected treasure of Henry One Piece appeared at the coordinate XX. The desert island is the closest to us. We were ordered to dispatch the fleet immediately to completely block the desert island. Then we found a summer anchor named Li Ergou and captured him. him, and ordered him to find the treasure for us!"

(End of this chapter)