big sister headed home

Chapter 40

"Damn 'stupid donkey' don't move'I'm going to be thrown off by you'do you hear that's not allowed to run, stop quickly, drive~" The man on the donkey's back tightly grasped the reins'holding the donkey with both hands It is not easy for the neck to not be dropped under the violent bumps.

"Elder sister, look, the donkey thief is going to steal our donkey." Dou Qing hurriedly stood up with a grass knife.

"It's okay. He can't run away. I'm here." Dou Hua took out the one-foot-long hatchet from her waist and blocked it in front of her.

When Little Huizi saw Dou Hua, they felt like they were seeing a savior' while howling, he ran to them, and after stopping, he still couldn't stop writhing', thinking about getting the guy on his back off.

The guy on the donkey's back was stunned by the bumps, his stomach couldn't help but roll over after being hungry for a day, and he almost vomited. When he saw Dou Hua in front of him, he seemed to see a savior, and he let go of his hand and reached out to them , shouted, "Help, help me~ah! Help!..."

Before the guy finished speaking, he was kicked and thrown by Xiao Huizi, and fell heavily on the ground, making a muffled "bang".

"Help~ ouch~~ah!" This guy was really unlucky, his head hit a hard rock by accident, his head was bloody, he let out a cry of pain, and fainted.

Just looking at it, Dou Hua felt that the other party must be in pain, closed her eyes hard, and then went to see the other party's miserable condition, her head was bloody, and she glanced at Xiao Huizi in admiration, thinking that this guy is a donkey, so powerful It's too awesome to handle a big living person, no, it's too donkey.

Dou Hua didn't like the person who tried to steal her donkey, but she couldn't let him just lie on the ground like this. It's better not to kill someone for his life or something, so she frowned and walked up to him and kicked her, "Hey, I'm dead Is it? Didn't die." The other party didn't make a sound.

"Elder Sister, did Little Huizi throw someone to death?" Dou Qing asked uncertainly, with a bit of fear on his face.

"It's nothing. People don't die so easily. I guess they fell unconscious." Dou Hua knelt down, stretched out a finger, and tested the other's nose, "Well, I'm still breathing, so I'm not dead."

"Hey, hey, wake up, wake up!" Dou Hua bluntly slapped the other person's face a few times, with a loud crackling sound, that guy's pretty face was instantly blushed.

"Why haven't you woke up yet? Do you want to splash some cold water on it?" Dou Hua said to herself. This place is in the woods and there is no water at all. Way, waved to Dou Lin, said, "Lin'er, do you want to pee? Come here, pee on him."

"Elder Sister, can this work?" Dou Qing couldn't care less about being afraid at the moment, and only thought that Eldest Sister's method was so strange.

"I don't know, let's try it. A dead horse is a living horse doctor." Dou Hua ninja said deliberately with a smile. When she slapped the other party just now, she found the other party's eyelids moved. His eyes were rolling, and at this moment she knew that the other party must be awake, but he deliberately did not open his eyes, so she didn't know what he was up to.

"Sister, I pissed, I'm just holding back to urinate." Dou Lin was very interested in this kind of funny, and immediately wanted to drag his pants to urinate.

"Well, let's pee." Dou Hua laughed.

As soon as she finished speaking, the guy who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dizzy sat up. The movement was so fast that he was facing Dou Lin's dick. When he just yelled "Don't pee!" Heat poured from head to face.

The guy immediately exploded, jumped three feet high, ran several meters away, swung his sleeves and wiped his face vigorously, then pointed at Dou Hua and cursed angrily, "You are sick, first slap me a few times, Let your brother pee on me again, I think you are crazy, go find a doctor quickly."

When she heard about the neuropathy, Dou Hua was shocked, her eyes widened, and her face was full of disbelief. Did she meet a "folk"?Then he uttered a word tacitly, "Do you have any medicine?"

This time it was this guy's turn to be dumbfounded, and then he said happily, "Damn, comrade, I found an organization." After saying that, he stepped forward excitedly and wanted to hug Dou Hua, but she avoided her, and wanted to shake hands with her , was also avoided in disgust.

Dou Hua wiped her sweat silently, wondering what kind of word this is, but she couldn't care less about it, she didn't expect to meet a "fellow townsman" this time, so it's not a big surprise.

"I said comrade, don't get excited, you have blood on your head, uh, my brother's urine is still stained on your clothes, just stand like this, I think this is fine." Dou Hua Make a stop motion.

"Oh, I'm so unlucky, this donkey belongs to your family, it's so ruthless, it threw me to the ground in no time, my head, it really hurts~ I said comrade, don't just Stand and watch, bring me a piece of cloth, wrap it up for me, if the blood keeps flowing like this, I will have to lose too much blood and die, I finally survived.” This guy touched the wound on his head with a painful expression on his face When he smelled the smell of urine on his clothes, he looked disgusted again,
"I said, comrade, you are too cruel. Anyway, I am also a wounded person. If you don't talk about treating my wounds, you slap me a few times first, and let your brother pee on me. It's really insincere. gone."

"Ahem~ Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I don't know that you are a good person and a bad person. Just now you stole my donkey. I didn't give you two punches. It was a face for you." Speaking of cloth, there is no such thing here. Turning her back, she cut off a piece of her inner garment with a hatchet. This is how it was played in TV dramas. Dou Hua also remembered clearly that the clothes were clean and newly changed. There is no condition for sanitation and disinfection, so I have to deal with it first. The bleeding can be stopped.

Hearing this, the other party gave Dou Hua a thumbs up, "I understand, you were definitely a female man before, even now you are a standard female man, stronger than me."

"Stop talking nonsense, I'll tie this cloth strip for you first, so that you won't lose blood and die." Dou Hua unceremoniously wrapped the cloth strip around the opponent's head twice, and finally tied a knot forcefully. Being strangled in pain, he couldn't help screaming.

"Oh, hey, I told you to take it easy, big sister, it hurts, I'm a wounded patient, so take it easy~"

"You are not allowed to call me Eldest Sister, she is our Eldest Sister." When Dou Lin heard the other party call Eldest Sister Dou Hua, he looked displeased, ran up to him, and kicked the other party's calf.

The other party yelled "Ouch" in pain, pointed at Dou Lin in dissatisfaction, and said, "Look at your brother, you are not polite at all."

"You don't have a headache anymore, and you're still in the mood to talk about my brother, huh?" Dou Hua didn't want him to talk about her brother, so she reached out and tapped him twice on the head as a warning.

"You are a calf protector." The other party was dissatisfied, "My name is Qin Feng, Qin from the Qin Dynasty, and the wind from Dafeng. Let’s get to know each other, we’re all fellow villagers, and we can help each other when we’re in trouble.”

Dou Hua heartily said to help each other, seeing how down and out you are, I'm the one who will help you, she hummed in her heart, hesitated for a moment before saying her name.

Qin Feng listened to Dou Hua's name with his ears pricked up. Who would have thought that Dou Hua would give such a horrible name, and immediately "puchi" and couldn't help laughing, "Hahaha~, Dou Hua, Hua'er, Oh, let me go, why does your name sound so nice, hahaha..."

"Eldest sister, he is a lunatic, let's go, don't be bitten by him, I heard that he is insane." Dou Qing said solemnly.

Dou Hua was depressed when she was laughed, and Dou Qing's words made her laugh, and this time it was her turn to "hahaha".

"Hahaha, Qing'er, you are right, he is a lunatic, he has a problem with his brain, didn't you see his head was broken? Haha~"

Dou Qing and the younger ones all looked unclear, so I don’t understand why the eldest sister also giggled. Dou Qing wondered if what I said just now was funny. That's right.

"Eldest sister, let's go back quickly, you've been hooked by him, you must let Uncle Lin take a look for you, let's go, let's go quickly." Dou Qing took Dou Hua's hand and was about to go back, afraid that she would After staying with Qin Feng for a while, he fell insane.

This time Dou Hua stopped laughing, and changed to embarrassing, "Qing'er, big sister is fine, I was just joking, that person, named Qin Feng, is not crazy, his brain is not sick, don't worry."

"Really, big sister, you are fine." Dou Qing said with concern, and the faces of the other children were also concerned.

Dou Hua was surrounded by strong family affection, her heart was warm, she nodded vigorously, "I'm fine, I'm fine."

Qin Feng on the side spoke up, "Your elder sister is fine, she is fine, now I have something to do, oops, my head is so dizzy, I can't even stand up."

"You deserve it, who told you to steal my donkey." Dou Lin said.

"I didn't intend to steal your donkey, I just wanted to borrow it." Qin Feng put on a helpless face.

"If you don't ask, you will be regarded as stealing, and you will be punished by the government and put in prison. Hmph, you are such an adult, you don't even know about this." Dou Lin gave Qin Feng a white look, and his appearance was very cute.

Qin Feng never expected to be taught a lesson by a child. This really lost his face. He looked at Dou Hua with a face of accusation, which meant that you take care of your younger brother.

Dou Hua laughed after hearing this, touched Dou Lin's head, and boasted, "My Lin'er is so smart, I remember everything my eldest sister said."

"I only remember a little bit." Dou Lin said shyly.

Qin Feng on the side fell to the ground and couldn't afford it. He had never seen someone who dotes on his younger brother so much.

(End of this chapter)