Chapter 149
"Dad, but I still want to play for a few more years. I don't want to go on a blind date so early. The bloody blind date just now has caused me ten thousand points of real damage." Meng Yi said weakly.

"If you want to play for a few more years, you can only play masturbation, what's the point? You won't find a woman to masturbate for you! Jiang Zi, your future wife will not be played by other men for a few more years .” The black line on Mengfu’s face, he hates iron but not steel!
"Yeah, son, you have so many little love movies on your phone, and you can do so many poses, but you can only use it for masturbation. Isn't that tragic? It's time to find a woman." The dream mother revealed Kind smile.

"Dad didn't force you to go on a blind date. If you don't go on a blind date, when will you find a wife? When will our Mengjia have a grandson? They are all forced out." Father Meng looked up at the sky at 45 degrees indifferently and helplessly.

"Dad, there are people who are forced out, and those who are born by caesarean section." Meng Yi said quietly.

"Stinky boy, you have to talk to your own father like this, and reflect on it." Mengfu looked at Mengyi with a black line on his face, and looked at Mengyi with a fake smile.

Kneeling, Meng Yi kneeling, you are really my dear father!
So a certain wolf knelt down to the corner and counted the ants to reflect.At this time, a puppy from the neighbor next door ran over and rubbed his feet affectionately.

"Xiao Hua, come and give me a hug." The bored Meng Yi teased the puppy to play.

"My old lady was always teasing you at your age, but now you can only tease dogs." Mengmu had a look of resentment.

Kneeling, Meng Yi kneeling again!Mom, you are really my real mother, I don't want you to hit people like this.

Being so disgusted by her parents, Meng Yi's heart is broken!Tears all over the face!Am I my own?Why didn't your two elders force Xiangxiang to have a blind date?

Ok?No, Xiangxiang is only 18 years old and still in school, okay?Really worried about my IQ!
Don't play with puppies, brother, can I watch TV?So Meng Yi went to watch TV in a hurry.

At this time, a piece of news that made Meng Yi's heart hurt was playing on the TV. Science, which was too idle, found a planet that was very similar to the earth in every way, that is to say, even the earth had found its other half. Singles!
what!what!Even a broken TV and broken news bully me!Young master, I don't show my power, you guys treat me as a sick cat!
So, Meng Yi picked up the remote control in her hand, and ruthlessly pressed the off switch towards the TV.

"Let go of that remote and let me do it."

It was too late to say it, but it was so fast, Mengfu jumped on a tiger and snatched the remote control in his hand with a beautiful jump.

"It turned out to be the news that the earth got out of singles. Look, even the earth under your feet has found a partner, and you are still single." Father Meng began to criticize Meng Yi again.

Is there anything comparable to this?Let’s fall in love on earth, the whole world will help you find it, let’s find a love for my young master, if I didn’t meet Lin Mengyao by accident, I would go to the whole world to find a woman to fall in love with.

"However, you can find a partner at the age of the earth. I'm only 23 years old. Why should I be anxious?"

Meng Yi retorted weakly, and there was another point that he didn't say, because he was afraid of being hit by his father again.

That's why the earth can find objects, that's because it is rich, you see, it has 60 tons of gold, 25 billion carats of diamonds, 5 million square meters of land, 11 billion super-large swimming pools, billions of My little brother, if I am so rich, why worry about not being able to find a partner!

If Lao Tzu is as rich as the earth, no, even if he can only own one tenth or one hundredth of the earth's wealth, even if it is Lin Mengyao with a net worth of over [-] million, he still has to cry and beg me to marry her what.

"Then when you are so old, you can only play with the leftovers from other people's games." Mengmu appeared behind Mengyi like a ghost, and said this sentence.

Well, I can't stop watching TV, I'd better wash up and sleep, so Meng Yi went to the room, ready to go to bed first.

"Brother." Xiangxiang suddenly called out from outside the door.

"Don't call me for anything other than dating." Meng Yi replied impatiently.

"It's really dating, if you don't believe me, look at the door." Xiang Xiang looked at Meng Yi with a strange expression, and pointed to the door.

Meng Yi suddenly had a bad premonition, and ran to the door to have a look, only to see
There was a red notice posted in big letters:

Mengjia is sincerely looking for a daughter-in-law. The requirements are as follows:

one, female

Two, alive
Although this notice is only 20 short characters with punctuation marks, it has caused [-] points of real damage to Meng Yi, a single dog!
Kneeling, Meng Yi kneeling again!Don't let anyone stop me, hey, Uncle Policeman?This dream house can no longer accommodate me, I want to run away from home!
Because I will not marry Lin Mengyao in this life, they actually force me to go on a blind date!Who is not convinced?Come, come, fight, even if you kill me, I will marry Lin Mengyao.

"Xiangxiang, how do we view the issue of blind dates?"

Meng Yi glanced at the notice again, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, feeling a little sad.

"It wasn't your mother who forced it, it was his mother who forced it, it wasn't your father who forced it, it was his father who forced it, anyway." Xiangxiang tilted his head and stuck out his lovely tongue.

"But your brother will not marry Lin Mengyao in this life, so what should we do?" Meng Yi's eyes showed firm belief.

Me: I want Lin Mengyao to be my future daughter-in-law→a good wife and mother who can enter the kitchen and exit the hall.

Xiangxiang: I want Lin Mengyao to be your sister-in-law→gentle and gentle, and treat my sister-in-law as a younger sister.

Parents: I want Lin Mengyao to be the daughter-in-law of the second elder → be filial to parents and respect elders.

Police Uncle: I want Lin Mengyao to be my future wife → she is so pretty, arrest her.

Forget it, anyway, during the few days of the Dragon Boat Festival holiday, I will follow the old man's wish. After the holiday, I will go back to the construction site, and then the sky will be high and the birds will fly, and the sea will let the fish leap, croaking.

The sun is still so big, sleep on wool, go online first, so Meng Yi turned on the wireless and went online.

But what Meng Yi didn't expect was that because he didn't set a password for his wifi, so a large number of Internet users passed by here and charged towards the corner.

In addition, all the young men in Mengjia Village have gone to other places to work, leaving only some young girls, so a large number of girls who use the Internet are all squatting in the corner of Mengyi's house. Just thinking about the scene, Also drunk.

So Mengjia Village began to have rumors, and they said it clearly.

"Have you heard? Meng Yi's young man is very attractive. There are girls of marriageable age squatting on the wall of their house, and they are rushing to make calls there."

"Impossible? Isn't that young man in Mengyi working as a migrant worker on a construction site? Will girls in this village fall in love with him?"

"I'm really worried about your IQ. I heard that not only the land in the East Village, but even the entire Mengjia Village will be demolished. By then, that boy Mengyi will take the demolition money and compensation housing. When he has money, he will be a fool." Migrant workers?"

"Yeah, yeah, I've seen this young man, he looks fine, he doesn't look like a migrant worker on the construction site at all, he also assembled a truckload of furniture and electrical appliances in the afternoon, he must have developed outside. "

"Looking at it this way, this is a top-quality piece of fresh meat, right? No, I want to introduce my granddaughter to him."

"Uncle Liu, isn't your granddaughter only going to kindergarten this year? I think your daughter is about the same."

"No, no, my daughter is married twice, so she is not good enough for this young man, Meng Yi."

Similar rumors and conversations made Meng Yi an instant celebrity in Mengjia Village, and a large number of matchmakers were also moved after hearing the news, almost knocking down the threshold of his family.

Among them, the most active one is Uncle Meng, a professional householder of Pengci. Why?Because he is the only person in Mengjia Village who knows that Meng Yi is driving an Audi A8 back to Calais, this kid must be developed, otherwise how can he afford a luxury car?
It's a pity that he has no daughter under his knees, only a granddaughter who is still in college, and Meng Yi is three years behind, and only a few months behind the legal marriage age.

However, young people don't always say that age is not a problem, do they?Do you still like Loli Raising Project?This uncle will give him a loli granddaughter!
Even if you accidentally make your belly bigger, it doesn't matter, the old man will help you after you give birth.

Books, you can read if you want, it’s okay if you don’t read, come home to bring your baby or find a job, whatever you want.

Fines, fines as much as you like, that's not a big deal!Lord is rich, self-willed!
When the granddaughter reaches the age, it will not be too late to discuss the marriage certificate and make up the banquet.

So Meng Yi has been in pain and happiness these past few days, even going to the bathroom can't be peaceful, he thought of resisting, but unfortunately it was useless.

He thought of going on a hunger strike, but it was a pity that people are like iron, and food is like steel.

He thought of committing suicide by smashing tofu, but unfortunately the tofu was smashed by himself!

He thought of using noodles to hang himself, but unfortunately the noodles were broken by himself!
Uncle Meng, just let your granddaughter go, she is still just a child!The pained Meng Yi finally sent the old man away after paying the price of a pack of Chinese cigarettes.

But as soon as the old man left, a large number of matchmakers charged towards the threshold of their house!Well, Meng Yi's egg hurts again.

Those who want a car, those who want a house, those who need to write the woman’s name on the house, those who need XX amount and XX things for the dowry, those who do not live with their parents after marriage, those who do not want children within a few years, those who have to hand in their salary cards, and cannot interfere with the woman’s affairs Private life, married life X times a night...

Crazy, Meng Yi is going crazy, her face is full of tears, she wants to cry but has no tears!I am a migrant worker, and I am really embarrassed by your request!Just let me go!

The entire Mengjia Village is about to be demolished. I am also a rich and handsome man with money and a house. Of course you don’t know that I have a car, and of course you don’t know that I am actually the second generation of gods in the legend.

You girls ran over to kneel and lick without fart, crying and yelling for me to soak, and you are so snobbish!I especially want to tell you one thing: diaosi will finally have a bright future, and when the fungus will come back to fans again!

Foreman, I want to go back and move bricks!Lin Mengyao, when I move more than [-] million yuan, I will definitely marry you!great!

So, Meng Yi escaped by urinating, but this escape allowed him to save a person, became a well-known genius doctor in Mengjia Village, and even provoked his deadly enemy.

(End of this chapter)

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