Domineering migrant workers

Chapter 314 The first day of living together

"You are now in the probationary period, try to increase your salary. As for deducting 2 yuan, do you think it is too little? Then deduct 3 yuan." Lin Mengyao's beautiful eyes narrowed slightly again, and she looked at Meng Yi again. Fangs bared.

"Don't mind me, talking about money hurts feelings so much, deduct 2, just deduct 2."

Alas, living under the fence, even the second generation of gods have to bow their heads. As the saying goes, the head can be broken, the blood can flow, the goddess must pursue her, and the goddess also has a superb sister-in-law and a superb girlfriend, for the sake of the future A happy and fulfilling life, I recognize it!

So, with tears in her eyes, Meng Yi laughed and signed his dog's name, and then marked his dog's paw.

The shamelessly compromised Meng Yi finally lived in a villa and lived with the goddess. Next, Meng Yi, the domineering migrant worker's sturdy, wretched, black-bellied beauty career officially kicked off.

"Very good, Meng Yi, everyone is hungry too, shouldn't it be time to cook?" Lin Mengyao happily put away the agreement, and Lin Mengyao smiled charmingly at Meng Yi.

"Okay, I'm going to cook right now." Meng Yi, who was very sad physically and mentally, walked into the kitchen step by step with a lonely figure.

"Brother Meng, I'm here to help you." Like a barking dog, Lin Shiyu broke into the kitchen without any explanation.

"Okay then, help me prepare the bowls and chopsticks first." Meng Yi said after thinking about it.

"Okay, this is simple." Lin Shiyu said enthusiastically, and took out the bowls and chopsticks from the cupboard.

Then, one thousandth of a second later, Meng Yi heard a "boom", and the kitchen knife in his hand almost fell to the ground in fright.

"Lin Shiyu, what's the matter?" Looking at the innocent bowls that fell to pieces on the ground, Meng Yi was speechless.

"The inner bowl is too slippery, I didn't do it on purpose." Lin Shiyu felt wronged, her head almost dropped to her chest.

"It's okay, Suisui is safe, Suisui is safe, otherwise, you should go outside and wait for me?" Meng Yi said while the iron was hot.

If you leave this foodie chick in the kitchen, it must be a disservice. I'd better get her out first.

"No, I just want to help Brother Meng. Don't tell me, Brother Meng, you despise me for being clumsy?" When she was about to cry, Lin Shiyu's tears of grievance were brewing.

"It's up to you." Meng Yi said very weakly.

Alas, Lin Shiyu, it's fine if you're happy, as long as you don't tear down this kitchen, even if she tears down this kitchen, with her family's strength, she can rebuild it in minutes, which is even better than the current kitchen. Bigger is better.

"Then I'll kill the fish." Lin Shiyu's saliva dripped down again when he saw the fat carp in the fish tank.

So, without waiting for Meng Yi to speak, she picked up a fishing net bag, fished out the fattest, largest, and most beautiful carp, and put it on the cutting board.

Then, aggressively, she took down a kitchen knife with a figure flashing, and slashed at the unarmed carp with a serious face.

"Sister, can I call you sister? You Jiang Zi, how can you kill fish?" Seeing the scene in front of her, Meng Yi was also drunk.

I saw a lively big carp, it was jumping happily on the cutting board, and Lin Shiyu, as if facing a big enemy, was holding a sharp kitchen knife tightly in her chubby little hand, facing the fish head back and forth Gesticating, the small mouth does not know what to mutter.

"But, Brother Meng, Jiang Zi killed this fish, wouldn't it be too cruel, after all, it is still a life!" Lin Shiyu put down the kitchen knife with a sad face, she really couldn't do this.

"Since you are so kind, then I will bear the crime of killing fish."

Meng Yi snatched the kitchen knife from Lin Shiyu's hand without hesitation, first knocked the fish unconscious with the back of the knife, then disemboweled the fish, gutted it, etc. After a while, the fish was processed.

"Well, it tastes better when it's cooked well, remember to add more green onions." Seeing Meng Yi kill this fish, the blood was flowing everywhere, Lin Shiyu said mercifully.

"The fish is killed, forget it, you still help me peel the cucumber, be careful, don't cut your hands."

Seeing the light in Lin Shiyu's eyes, it was impossible to drive her out, Meng Yi thought about it, washed a cucumber and handed it to her.

"It's simple, I can do it."

Lin Shiyu took the cucumber, took a peeler from the shelf, and began to peel it.

"Is the skin peeled?" 2 minutes later, Meng Yi asked without looking back.

"The inner one..." Lin Shiyu suddenly said vaguely.

This chick is going to mess with me again, right?Meng Yi quickly turned the dog's head, only to see that 5/4 of the cucumber had entered the foodie's stomach.

"Why is it purple? Aren't cooked ones more delicious than raw ones?" A sense of powerlessness arose in Meng Yi's heart, and it was still the soft powerlessness that made him fall down immediately.

"I don't make it, it's just that this cucumber seems to be sweeter than usual." Lin Shiyu looked at Meng Yi with a bit of embarrassment, and took another bite of the cucumber.

no?There seems to be nothing special about this cucumber!After all, true knowledge comes from practice, so, regardless of Lin Shiyu's sad eyes, Meng Yi snatched the small piece of cucumber that was left in her hand, and carefully took a bite.

Hmm, not bad, it's really sweeter than the usual cucumbers!But why?

"Huh? Brother Meng, I also bought this cucumber together. Why isn't the one I washed sweet?"

While Meng Yi was still in a daze, Lin Shiyu picked out a cucumber by herself, and after washing it, it was crumbled into pieces.

The cucumbers Lin Shiyu washed were not sweet, but the cucumbers I washed were sweet!What is going on?By the way, Meng Yi slapped his head, because he is the second generation of gods, I guess when I was washing the cucumbers, the sweat dripped on the cucumbers, that's why it was so sweet.

It seems that apart from my divine blood, my sweat, saliva and so on are also treasures!In the future, it will definitely not be defecation, spitting, or spitting on other people's faces. This is a magical treasure.

After all, if I attract the attention of the scientific community and aliens, then I will be in danger, so keep a low profile, people must keep a low profile.

"Maybe you were too hungry just now, that's why you thought the first cucumber was sweet. Forget it, you'd better go out and wait for dinner." Meng Yi purposely put on a straight face.

"Then I'll go outside and wait."

Lin Shiyu finally recognized herself. For the kitchen, this is Brother Meng's stage. She should just quietly be a beautiful girl and loli foodie outside!

"I told you to go out and wait outside, but you didn't listen."

Meng Yi said angrily, "If you don't come to help, it would be a waste of help, now I, a dick, have had a happy meal with the goddess Lin Mengyao.

Hearing this, Lin Shiyu pouts her beautiful lips, and walks out of the kitchen aggrieved, and together with Xiangxiang, they hold a Qiaohu doll and watch TV.

"dinner's ready."

Half an hour later, Meng Yi came out with 6 dishes and 1 soup, it was really good in color, fragrance, and nourishing yin and kidney.

The girls were quickly attracted by the scent, and the food was wiped out with three strokes, and then Meng Yi was ruthlessly driven to wash the dishes.

When Meng Yi finished washing the dishes and came out, the girls had already gone upstairs. There was also a gigantic LCD TV upstairs, and each room was equipped with a computer with a fiber optic speed of [-]M, so it wouldn't be boring at all.

Oh, why is there no one to talk to?Meng Yi watched TV for a while, then surfed the Internet for a while, then went back to the bedroom to sleep.

The next day, Meng Yi was woken up again by herself, and quickly ran out to the hall to go to the toilet.

Pushing open the bathroom door, the scene inside almost blinded Meng Yi, only to see Lin Mengyao changing clothes inside.

"Ah, Mengyao, I'm sorry, I didn't know you changed clothes in there. Didn't you say yesterday that the bathroom on the first floor is for my exclusive use? I thought no one would come here except me."

While apologizing sincerely like a gentleman, Meng Yi closed the door with lightning speed.

"Hurry up and fuck off my old lady."

Lin Mengyao stared at Meng Yi stubbornly, and picked up the toilet brush casually, the smell of threat was too strong.

Well, Meng Yi closed the door just now, but he closed the door from the inside, that is to say, now he and Lin Mengyao are inside the bathroom, not outside the bathroom. This animal is really cheap. .

"I'm going to get out of here." Meng Yi held her head, opened the door howling like a mad dog, and then ran away.

Huh, in the bathroom, Lin Mengyao quickly locked the door, and then let out a deep breath, but her little face was even redder than that of her auntie, which showed that her heart was not at peace.

She had forgotten, since yesterday, Meng Yi and Meng Xiangxiang, the two brothers and sisters have officially lived with us.

It seems that some of my habits also need to be changed. For example, if I like to change clothes early in the morning, I change clothes in the bathroom on the first floor.

"Mengyao, have you changed yet? She has to go to the toilet and can't hold it anymore." Less than 10 seconds after she left, Meng Yi knocked on the door meanly.

Because, if a woman changes clothes, the fastest record is half an hour, and if a goddess changes clothes, the fastest record is 1 hour. You also ask Meng Yi why he knows, because, Meng Yi once had one, said More girlfriends are tears.

Lin Mengyao is at the level of a goddess, so if she changes clothes, it must take no less than an hour. If I just hold it like this, after an hour, I will definitely have a series of problems such as enlarged prostate and benign prostatic hyperplasia. drop.

Can this be considered a work injury?Can it be reimbursed?After all, he is now a bodyguard, and he was hurt for the goddess boss.

"What's the rush, hold on." Lin Mengyao said angrily and funny, changed her clothes in a hurry, and left with a black face.

Huh, as soon as Lin Mengyao walked out of the bathroom, Meng Yi rushed in like the wind, first tore a few pieces of paper and threw it into the toilet to prevent the water from splashing on his butt when he was pulling, and then he happily defecated.

Huh?Could it be that the underwear hanging on the hanger was just put on by Lin Mengyao and it was too late to take it away?

Pulling Meng Yi half way through, the dog's eyes were looking around unscrupulously, suddenly something abnormal happened.

So, will Meng Yi do something dishonest?Will Lin Mengyao get mad and even chase Meng Yi out of the villa?

(End of this chapter)