Domineering migrant workers

Chapter 317

"Yes, look at the temperament of these beauties, if you need a discount, waiter, charge it to my account. In addition, as long as a few beauties accompany me for a cup of coffee, I will give you a Land Rover, how about it?"

Luxury car, I believe these beauties will be moved to tears, and immediately gallop into his warm embrace, Home Inn 203 at night, I will book it for the next week, ho ho, a drop of crystal saliva, soon It dripped onto Ma Xiaotian's fat belly.

"You idiot, Land Rover can bite people. Besides, if we raise a Land Rover, we don't want to buy meat for it every day, no." Meng Yi said deliberately displeased.

"Hehe." All the girls suppressed their laughter, wondering if they might have a leucorrhea abnormality.

Those of them who are familiar with Mengyi's personality naturally know that this animal Mengyi is going to play tricks on purpose again.

"You country bumpkin, you are from the countryside! The Land Rover I gave you is not the kind of tiger in the zoo."

Ma Xiaotian seemed to be really aware of the existence of Meng Yi at this time, seeing the cheap clothes on the other party's body, which seemed to have a very strong smell of oily smoke, he must be a dick like a chef.

Thinking of this, his face is very stinky. The atmosphere I created with great difficulty was ruined by you, a country bumpkin. You should go back to your country and don't embarrass yourself here.

"It's not a tiger in a zoo, it's a wild tiger. That's even scarier. Don't want it. If you really want to give it away, then give it to Tmall. Beauty or something, I like small animals the most." Meng Yi said honestly. smiled.

"Hey... Tmall?" Hearing this, Ma Xiaotian immediately had black lines all over his face and body.

Can he afford Tmall?Even a hair on Tmall's body, he can't afford to give it away!

"That's right, Tmall matches the goddess, it's all right! You're not so poor, you can't even afford Tmall."

Meng Yi made a special appearance, you want to pick up girls, you have no money in your pocket, but you are here to pretend to be aggressive, which surprised me.

"Stinky boy, are you trying to play tricks on me?" Ma Xiaotian growled like a wild wolf, his face turning livid.

"I'm just kidding you, what's wrong?" Meng Yi simply stopped pretending, her fists are already hungry and thirsty, come and hit me, Houhou.

"Country bumpkin, I don't have time to play with you, get the hell out of here." Ma Xiaotian raised his dog's paw and pushed it towards Meng Yi's shoulder.

Whoops, how dare you push me!Don't you know that your domineering migrant worker brother usually doesn't make a move, and if you do, someone will be in trouble!Blind, brain-damaged, and kidney-deficiency, you still dare to take the initiative to push me?

Since you are so active, if I don’t beat you, I will definitely suffer from insomnia at night, and I will get dark circles under my eyes, and I won’t be handsome. So, I will beat you, baby, you are ready to be beaten Yet?Don't worry baby, he will be very gentle.

Meng Yi, who didn't know how to be polite at all, directly grabbed Ma Xiaotian's wrist and led him to turn 99 small circles on the spot. Yes, it's like when a man leads a lady to circle in a dance. That kind of spin.

Turn and turn, it turns fast like a big windmill, it turns so beautifully, turning to this thing is about to spit out bile, so Meng Yi unhurriedly raised her malicious right dog leg, He kicked his little butt lightly.

Everyone heard a heart-wrenching scream of Ouch, and then Ma Xiaotian hit a bed 10 meters away, like a shell fired from its chamber.

Then, like floating in water, bounce from this bed to the next bed, and then from the next bed, bounce to the next bed, such a cycle, until after the 99th bed, this thing stopped down.

"Okay! Very good, I will kill you today with a Land Rover, let you see what a Land Rover is." A hundred meters away, Ma Xiaotian roared with a ferocious face, turned and left.

"Oh, you want to drive a Land Rover and hit me to death? It seems that I have to be more careful when crossing the road in the future. Even if I want to cross the road, I have to walk on the zebra crossing. Only when Jiang Zi is hit to death can I be compensated. Zebra crossing, climb, even if I climb with my tongue, I will climb back to the zebra crossing.”

Seeing Ma Xiaotian's figure hurrying away, Meng Yi talked to herself.

"Brother Meng, it seems that you have to be careful when crossing the road in the future. If you are killed, who will cook for them?" Lin Shiyu turned her eyes and said very seriously.

"That's right, Meng Yi, do you want me to ask the personnel department to buy you an accident insurance?" Lin Mengyao smiled faintly.

"Brother, you'll have to look at the car when you walk in the future." Xiangxiang had a worried expression on his face.

You heartless ones, you have male pig horns with an aura of immortality, how could you be hit to death if they are swollen!Even in the TV series, it is the kind that tenaciously survives from the first episode to the finale, and then survives to the finale of the remake of the TV series. We are monsters who will not die for a thousand years.

"Mu Shi, don't worry, if he wants to hit me, it will be useless for him to go back and practice for another 100 years. Don't mention this spoiler. I bought this bed." Don't care about the face.

There was a burst of screaming at the door, and the beauties who greeted the guests at the door seemed to have big aunts on their faces, and they didn't bring aunt's towels, and they just happened to be wearing white skirts or pants. He was screaming and running, jumping around like a frightened rabbit.

People fell down from time to time, and Meng Yi was also drunk in the spring that fell all over the ground. If it wasn't for Lin Mengyao and her daughters being by her side, if it wasn't for not knowing what happened, Meng Yi's dog eyes would definitely fall there. On the spring light of the whole place, stay for another two or three seconds.

"Run!" screamed one of the cheongsam beauties who turned pale with fright.

"What's the matter with the swelling? Why did you run?" Meng Yi looked out along the panicked crowd.

With just one glance, he felt uncomfortable, because a Land Rover was driving towards his direction at a speed of over 120 mph, and the person sitting in the driver's seat was none other than Ma Xiaotian.

I rely on!Just now you kid said harshly, you said you were going to kill me with a Land Rover, I just took it as a joke, never thought that you would actually drive a Land Rover to kill me?You really do what you say and do what you say, a person with integrity!

It's just that the plot shouldn't be acted in sauce, it should be acted, people are walking happily on the street, humming, not knowing the danger is coming.

Then, you drove a Land Rover and came out from a very hidden corner. Note that there should be no surveillance here. Maybe you took off the license plate, or blocked the license plate with an aunt's towel, and then you Just knocked me into the air.

Then, Lao Tzu drew a very slow, but very beautiful arc in the camera, and was knocked into the air for more than 10 meters in an instant under the stunned eyes of passing pedestrians and vehicles.

At this moment, Lao Tzu's mind kept replaying the past bit by bit. Finally, when Lao Tzu fell to the ground and fell into a pool of blood, the picture should freeze on the person I love the most. draw down.

And then there was a whirlwind, I closed my eyes, and you ran away in the Land Rover.

Then, there are a large number of strong onlookers, those who take pictures, those who call 110, those who call 110, those who call 120, those who call 120, those who post on Weibo, those who post on Weibo, and those on Moments Post it to Moments, and then the sirens of police cars and rescuers sounded.

Finally, the style of painting changed and we came to the hospital. The medical staff pushed the blood-soaked Lao Tzu into the operating room screaming, and then the family members also came, waiting anxiously outside the operating room.

Finally, after half an hour or an hour, the tired-looking doctor came out. The sad ending was that the doctor said that we did our best, but the patient became a vegetable or died. The happy ending was that the doctor said that the operation was very difficult. success or something.

In the end, the uncle of the police came to take notes, and told you an unfortunate fact in a very sad tone, that is, there is no surveillance in the area, and the escaped vehicles cannot be photographed. It seems that the other party has a certain degree of anti-investigation capacity, our police will do our best.

After Meng Yi's mind flashed through the bloody plot in this TV series, the Land Rover was less than 10 meters away from Meng Yi and the others.

"Meng Yao, take Shi Yu and Xiang Xiang to hide aside, don't worry, I will be fine." Meng Yi said in a serious voice.

"Alright, Meng Yi, be careful yourself."

Lin Mengyao said, pulling Lin Shiyu and Xiangxiang aside with each hand, and using those beds as a cover, it must be the safest.

Although she is a taekwondo master, no matter how high a master is, in front of this fast-moving Land Rover, a little bit of egg is useless. If you come to one, you will be knocked away. If you come two, you will be knocked away. a pair!
"Stop, stop."

The security guard in the furniture city noticed the anomaly here, and shouted harshly.

However, Ma Xiaotian didn't care about these security guards at all, he still slammed on the gas pedal with a ferocious face, with an expression that even if he didn't kill Meng Yi, he would knock his Xiang out.

Anyway, the insurance of this car is enough to kill someone. Even if it doesn't kill you, if Meng Yi is crippled, it's a big deal to pay a few pocket money. Since we can afford a luxury car, we don't care about that money?

What is Meng Yi doing at this time?This is, he is a little bit tangled, what he is tangled about is, what level of force should I pretend to be!
A-level pretense, that is, running and dodging, leading Ma Xiaotian around until his car ran out of gas.

B-level pretentiousness means not running away, but running towards the fast-moving Land Rover with a brave face, and then at that moment, with both hands on the hood of the car, perform a classic jumping goat action.

It is best to be able to turn 1060 degrees in the air, complete a particularly difficult and difficult movement with a difficulty coefficient exceeding 5, and finally, be able to land perfectly and steadily.

In the end, there was thunderous applause from Lin Mengyao and others.It would be great if Lin Mengyao could be moved to agree with him.

It’s a little dangerous to pretend to be a C-level. If you want to use the invincible unicorn arm of Ben Diaosi 23, you will use your brute force to push against the front of the Land Rover, force it to stop, and create an image of a tough guy.

So, which level of pretense will Meng Yi choose?

(End of this chapter)