Domineering migrant workers

Chapter 523 Concerned About Your IQ

"Tang Feng, what are you doing here? You don't mean to treat me to dinner, do you? Sorry, I'm already full, I just came out to digest it." Meng Yi said lightly.

"Meng Yi, thousands of mistakes, all my faults, I am here to confess to you." Tang Feng desperately lowered his posture, knelt and licked!

"Repent? Hmph! A few days ago, at your class reunion, didn't you repent once?"

Meng Yi snorted heavily from her throat, and said in a very calm tone.

It's really a dog who can't change eating shit. A few days ago, at the class reunion, I only forgave you once. I thought that you would turn over a new leaf and be a good person. I didn't expect that after you got the news of my downfall, Suddenly jumped out again, and brought someone to slap me in the face!
Since you come to me again and again to pretend to be aggressive, can I still give you a good face?I haven't bitten you twice, you can already recite Amitabha Buddha!The corner of Meng Yi's mouth raised a very dangerous arc.

Hearing that Meng Yi turned over the old account, Tang Feng wanted bad food!
How do I know that after Meng Yi lost his position as the owner of Tianyu Restaurant, he is still hot!Even Lin Tianfang, President Lin wants to give him face!After all, he is a horseman!If I had known earlier, I would not have offended him.

Immediately, Tang Feng's dog's head was covered with fine sweat, and his face was pale with fear and fear. The adrenaline was secreted rapidly, as if his kidneys were overdrawn.

What to do?I reckoned that it was impossible for Meng Yi to forgive myself. It seemed that I had to do something magical, so Tang Feng turned his heart and closed his dog's eyes. on the ground.

Oh my god, Tang Feng's behavior of kneeling shamelessly really shocked Meng Yi a lot.

After all, men have gold under their knees, kneeling to the sky, kneeling to the ground, kneeling to their parents, kneeling to their wives or girlfriends. Of course, there are soft bones that will kneel at every turn, but those cases are very rare.

And you, Tang Feng, are also a legendary white-collar worker after all, but a white-collar worker is a person with strong self-esteem, why can you kneel down at every turn!Where is your pride!Meng Yi wanted to ask a question.

"Meng Yi, I was wrong, I was stupid and innocent, give me a chance!" Tang Feng, who was kneeling on the ground, howled with all his body on the ground, his voice was full of tears.

"Tang Feng, your posture of begging for mercy is wrong! I remember saying that if someone provokes me again, I will sing "conquer" while learning how a dog crawls." Meng Yi shook the dog's head and looked up at the dog at a 45-degree angle. Ceiling, said with a faint smile.

"Yes, yes, I learn how to crawl like a dog, I sing about conquering, I am conquered by you just like that, the whole world can't stop me..."

Tang Feng's dog's eyes were filled with tears of humiliation, and he sang Conquer, learning how to crawl like a puppy, and circling Meng Yi in circles.

Tang Feng's weird behavior immediately attracted the attention of other customers. Once they spread it to ten, ten to hundreds, a large group of people immediately surrounded Tang Feng, and each of them had malicious intentions. He took out his mobile phone and posted this wonderful scene on Weibo and Moments.

Hold back, please hold back!Seeing helplessly that he reckoned to become an Internet celebrity, Tang Feng was so frightened that his prostatitis was about to collapse.

With the development of the Internet today, if the boss made it, and I did such a humiliating behavior in broad daylight, I guess it would be a rush to be fired!However, what if the boss doesn't read Weibo or Moments?Didn't I just get away with it?
The most important thing right now is not to discuss, whether my boss will read Weibo, whether he will read Moments, whether he will cause me to act in such a humiliating manner, the most important thing is to get Meng Yi's understanding.

As long as Meng Yi can forgive me, I will have the opportunity to meet Lan Yuxin. As long as I meet Lan Yuxin, I will have the opportunity to discuss cooperation. At that time, the boss will also show a kind smile to me.

"Meng Yi, I have already learned how to crawl like a dog while singing Conquer, can you forgive me and help me make an appointment with Assistant Lan to discuss cooperation?"

Regardless of the strong onlookers who were patting him from all sides, Tang Feng raised his dog's head and said to Meng Yi pitifully.

"I just said that if you offend me again, you have to learn how to crawl like a dog while singing Conquer. I never said that as long as you do it, I will forgive you and help you ask Lan Yuxin to discuss business. !"

With a sound of "puchi", Meng Yi couldn't control the prehistoric power in his body, so he laughed decisively, and then he patted Tang Feng's dog's head with a smile.

Your IQ is flawed!It was you who took the initiative to learn how to crawl like a dog, and took the initiative to sing and conquer. It was not your daddy, your mother, or the old man next door. !Really worry about your IQ.

"Meng Yi, you're playing tricks on me!"

Tang Feng was stunned for a moment, and he was stunned for about a minute before he realized it. It has to be said that his reflex arc was indeed long enough.

After he reacted, his expression suddenly became very exciting!From surprise, to humiliation, sadness, and finally rage!
"No, no, you misunderstood yourself, it's none of my business! Besides, I only play monkeys, never people! Tang Feng, I really worry about your IQ! Sao Nian, you should take medicine "Meng Yi immediately shook the dog's head and said seriously.

"You actually said that I'm a monkey! I'm a dog, okay?" Tang Feng's reaction this time was quite quick, and he made it right away. Meng Yi was scolding him!

I am not only being played by you as a monkey, but also as a dog. If this is the case, then I will kill you, woof.

Tang Feng, who was born with evil and courage, immediately jumped towards Meng Yi like a puppy that took off aggressively, and opened his sharp fangs.

I'll go, are you a dog?Why do you just bite?If I was bitten by you in front of so many people, I'm afraid I'll get rabies if I don't want to save face!
So, Meng Yi performed a very beautiful backflip, and escaped from Tang Feng's attack range. Then, this guy clapped his little hands, and looked at Tang Feng triumphantly. His little appearance seemed to say, you can't bite me. , you can't bite me!If you have the guts, you can flip over and bite me too!

Whoops, let me go, Meng Yi actually performed the legendary somersault in broad daylight, in front of so many strong onlookers and me?

Wait, I'm a little confused, why does Meng Yi want to perform somersaults?Just now, I was going to bite Meng Yi, but the other party did a beautiful somersault and escaped from my attack range!

Oh my god, the Tianyu restaurant is Meng Yi's territory, and there are a bunch of his little friends in the box, why would I have the idea of ​​biting him and put it into practice?

Run, I have to run quickly, so Tang Feng quickly jumped up from the ground, the wind was so tight that he jumped over the wall, so he was about to jump over the wall and run away!

you run?If you can run to a monk, you can't run to a temple; if you can run to a nun, you can't get to a nunnery!Watch me perform it for you again, the magic horse is called a backflip, so Meng Yi performed a backflip again.

Then, at a distance of 5 meters from Tang Feng, Meng Yi made a gorgeous 360-degree turn, instantly shocking Tang Feng who was jumping over the wall.

What?Meng Yi took off 5 meters away, and was able to turn 360 degrees in the air. It felt as if she fell from the sky. This is simply more powerful than the movie after!Is this scientific?
When Tang Feng and the strong onlookers were still staring at the dog's eyes wide, and when they were shocked, the moment they landed in a 360-degree somersault, Meng Yi decisively stretched out her hoof, and kicked Tang Feng, a vicious dog, to eat him. fly!
Flying, under this hoof, Tang Feng flew, just like the kind of flying in the sky, it is estimated that it is more than 2 meters!It turns out that the loneliness at a high place is really unbearable!

Tang Feng was still sighing with emotion, but in the next second, he couldn't express his emotions anymore, because his body fell heavily.

The strong onlookers watched Tang Feng fall, not only did not open their warm arms to catch him, but they ran as far as they could, just because they were afraid of being hurt by him.

I said, why are you so swollen?Didn't you see that I was about to have the closest contact with the ground?Don't you want to use your ** spirit to pick me up?Will you die if you pick me up?

Tang Feng kept drawing circles in his heart, cursing these powerful onlookers who were patronizing and watching the excitement.

However, soon, he couldn't curse anymore, because he finally fell to the ground, and slid 3 or 4 meters away, and after a while, he howled like a pig.

Seeing Tang Feng fall so badly, Meng Yi didn't have the slightest sympathy, because today this guy was going to pretend to slap me in the face, just now, just now, he even opened his blood With a big mouth, showing sharp fangs to bite me!
Well, as the saying goes, taking advantage of your illness and killing you, since you are already falling like a dead dog, shouldn't I add insult to injury and happily clean you up!
Originally, I should have made Jiang Zi, but, oh no, I can hardly hold back!
Well, if it wasn't for Meng Yi who was holding back his urine at this time and was in a hurry to go to the toilet, he would definitely run up Shi Shiran and give Tang Feng two kicks, not hoping to kick him until he can't take care of himself and hemiplegia What a god, I can only kick his cock and urine out, that's great.

However, when Meng Yi came out, he came to go to the bathroom happily. He had taught Tang Feng a lesson just now, and his urge to urinate had already reached Tianlinggai. At this time, where would he have time to clean up Tang Feng again, or wait for happy After peeing, let's clean him up again.

So, Meng Yi left Tang Feng behind and launched a charge towards the toilet.

Seeing Meng Yi running away with her dog's legs between her legs, Tang Feng wondered if Meng Yi had prostatitis, and was in a hurry to go to the bathroom.

Whether it's good or bad, taking advantage of the great opportunity for this guy to go to the bathroom, I happen to be running happily!So, Tang Feng quickly got up from the ground, covered his face and ran in tears.

So, Tang Feng, who has jumped the wall in a hurry, what unexpected situation awaits him?
(End of this chapter)