Chapter 54

"Xiang...you really haven't graduated from high school?" the noodle youth asked weakly.

"Yes." Meng Yi nodded, not knowing what the hell this kid was going to do.

"You didn't lie to me?" the noodle youth asked uncertainly.

"A liar doesn't have a third leg." Meng Yi said confidently.

"Do you dare to compare your test scores with me?" the powder-faced youth asked disdainfully.

Cut, an illiterate person, so what if he is rich, if a man dares to swear by his third leg, it must be true.

"What about the loser?" Meng Yi said lightly.

"Whoever loses will pay 1 yuan, and invite everyone here to go to the hotel for a cool night."

The powder-faced youth showed a meaningful smile, and everyone agreed with him understandingly.

"Are you sure you can get 1 yuan for the imitation Armani on your body? Would you like to ask Armani's beautiful clerk to verify the authenticity in person?" Meng Yi gave an even more disdainful look.

"You...huh! Could it be that you are afraid? You can't afford even 1 yuan? Or I'll just pawn the suit you are wearing!" said the powder-faced youth even more arrogantly.

"Oh, well, if I lose, I'll pay 1 yuan, if you lose, you can pay [-] cents! It's enough to treat everyone to a popsicle!" Meng Yi said flatly.

"You...Okay, I bet."

Now some shopping malls are not easy to give change for [-] cents!You actually want to bet fifty cents with me!Insulting!How insulting!The noodle youth blushed and sat down on the seat resentfully.

The head of the rich second generation is either a woman or shit. I see how you can win me, hehe, you may not know it, but I am a very outstanding undergraduate graduate!

Back in the day, I punched Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked Beihai Kindergarten. Those under [-] meter including [-] meters were easily put down without sweating!In the morgue, I stomped my feet and stood up for Lao Tzu who was dissatisfied. No one dared to take a breath.

"Hi everyone, I'm Lan Yuxin, the secretary of President Lin of Baibaoge Group, and I'm also the chief examiner of your written test. The test lasts for one hour. If you score [-] points in the written test, you can enter the next round of interviews."

Lan Yuxin smiled and said, with a wave of her pretty little hand, two female assistants in professional office attire came in with exam papers, a scent of fragrance wafted by, and the exam papers were handed out one by one.

After Meng Yi got the exam paper, she glanced at it hastily, thinking how difficult it was!It's just some simple questions, such as the knowledge and understanding of a series of luxury cars such as Maserati, Lamborghini, and Ferrari, as well as some common sense questions about the bodyguard profession.

It's just pediatrics!Originally, I was still screaming in my heart, "Brother Xinchun, you won't fail the exam", but now, I don't need to be decisive at all, because Meng Yi finished it in less than 5 minutes.

Like an obedient primary school student, Meng Yi raised her hand and asked, "Excuse me, Examiner Lan, can I hand in the paper?"

"Ah? You finished it so quickly, don't you need to check it again?" Lan Yuxin said in surprise.

5 minutes, it's over so quickly, Meng Yi can't be a quick shooter, right?
If Meng Yi knew that Lan Yuxin automatically put a "quick shooter" hat on him, he would definitely vomit blood three liters of depression.

Men, sometimes you really can't be fast. Things that can be done in 2 minutes must not be done in 1 minute. You will understand when you have a girlfriend!If you talk too much, you will cry, what a painful realization!
"No, thank you." Meng Yi said confidently, picked up the test paper and got up.

"You can die if you don't pretend to be cool?! If you want to be cool, please go!" said the noodle youth dissatisfied.

Cut it, it’s not too early to draw conclusions with 13 brains!Who loses and who wins is not sure!

Usually the supporting role insults the main character, and then the main character fights back. This kind of classic scene will happen to me soon, because I am the main character, and because I have activated the aura of invincibility!Meng Yi laughed in her heart.

snort!The noodle youth turned on his horsepower and accelerated the speed of answering the questions. Losing to Meng Yi, an illiterate who didn't even graduate from high school, is really embarrassing, too embarrassing.

Five minutes later, the noodle youth checked the exam paper hastily, and handed it in impatiently under the envious eyes of everyone.

When Lan Yuxin was reviewing Meng Yi's exam papers, she had a dignified face and her eyebrows were furrowed at first, but then her eyebrows gradually relaxed, and the corners of her mouth raised a very nice arc.

Laughed, the goddess smiled, what is inside, suddenly like a night of spring breeze, thousands of pear blossoms bloom, making people feel relaxed.

Chen Caicai, the noodle youth, also laughed. Yes, it must be her excellent grades that touched the beautiful secretary, and she smiled so sweetly.

Oh mom, but this smile is too sweet. Will I get diabetes if I watch it for a long time?If you really get diabetes, I would like to do it one thousand, ten thousand!

Just why is her face so flushed?Could it be that he got full marks!
Chen Caicai's heart beat violently, as if when he met his first love, the heartbeat seemed to be messed up all of a sudden.

It is true that someone got full marks, but it was not Chen Caicai's, but Meng Yi's!
Recalling that when I was a child, in order to get [-] points in the exam, Ma Ma cooked breakfast for herself, which consisted of a sausage and two eggs, with the sausage in the middle and the eggs on the left and the right.

This kind of weird arrangement caught Lan Yuxin's eyes every day. Even though she was the purest girl in the world at that time, maybe she was one of them, but at that age, she should have understood it more or less. Some pictures of the basic structure of the human body, the structure of men and women is different.

It caused Lan Yuxin to blush every day after breakfast, like a child who has done something bad!Although she had to pass every exam, she never got [-] points.

Since getting married, although the daily breakfast is still the same, but because of my husband's congenital defects, I have said goodbye to sausages and eggs since then, and replaced my breakfast with milk and bread.

Unexpectedly, it was actually here, Meng Yi let herself relive this feeling of blushing and heartbeat, alas, little enemy, was it right or wrong to meet you!

"Chen Caicai, 99 points." After 10 minutes, all the test papers were graded, and the beautiful assistant announced the scores on the spot.

"Wow!" The voice of the beautiful assistant fell, and there was a commotion immediately.

Tired, too tired!I'm so bored that I can't add it! 99 points, infinitely close to the full score, isn't it 100 points if rounded up!

Chen Caicai looked proudly, raised his chin arrogantly, and looked at Meng Yi contemptuously.

Usually the one with the highest score is announced first, it seems that No.1 is in his pocket!
Alas, I'm still pretending too much, if it's not that I don't want to lose too much to Meng Yi in terms of time, if I check it carefully again, I will definitely not be able to get a perfect score, what a pity, what a pity!There is still a little bit of regret for this pretense!Mistakes, pure mistakes!

The beautiful assistant announced the results of the other people one by one, and finally took Meng Yi's exam paper, met Meng Yi's charming eyes, her pretty face instantly flushed red, with a shy look on her face.

It has to be said that Chen Caicai's high score of 99 is a well-deserved leader. Unfortunately, when he meets such a monster-level existence as Meng Yi, his sense of existence is weak!In the end, it can only be reduced to green leaves, in order to set off the existence of red flowers!
No matter how great the "second" is, it is also "second" and cannot replace the position of "first".

Of course, the greatest "second" in the history of mankind is called "man's little tadpole".

Several famous people in history, who were assassinated many times in their lives and almost died, they all survived tenaciously. It can be said that the time when they were closest to death was when they were almost overtaken by the second-ranked little tadpole. !

"Beauty, could it be that this talented man who didn't even graduate from high school got too low a score, are you embarrassed to announce it? Let me guess, is it seven points or three points? Isn't there a lyrics that sing like this? 'Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, hard work will win'."

Chen Caicai smiled sinisterly, and finally sang it out, not to mention, it was very flavorful.

"Okay, good singing."

"Brother Chen's singing voice can be selected as a good voice of Huaxia, a good song of Huaxia! It is definitely a dark horse."

"Brother Chen, please accept my knee."

Everyone cheered and jumped up, scrambling to flatter.

The beautiful assistant gave Chen Caicai a strange look, then quietly winked at Mengyi, paused, and after attracting everyone's attention, she screamed: "Mengyi, one! One hundred! Points!" !..."

Petrochemical, everyone instantly petrified!What do you mean by the way you announce it!That's not how the storyline works at all!

If you want to play, you should start with the lowest score and announce the highest score at the end!From low to high, the level advances until it finally pushes to the highest wave.

You suddenly announced a high score of 99, and the audience thought that this was the highest wave. After the happy feeling, it was followed by a low tide. People’s psychology has silently accepted it, and you suddenly came to a higher one. The strong drop, the sourness, is really awesome!

Is it cheating?Like a light shining in the dark night, a ridiculous idea took root and sprouted in Chen Caicai's little head.

However, this idea is like the IQ of a three-year-old child. In a group as big as Baibao Pavilion, the female secretary and female assistant are of such high quality, like a fairy, how could it be possible to cheat!
If Meng Yi didn't cheat, there is only one possibility, that is, the other party is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!I'm actually so stupid to hit the muzzle of the gun!

Show off!The brain show is funny!
Make a fool of yourself!Lao Tzu was so stupid that he used his own embarrassment to complement his pretentiousness!It's really good at pretending!

Wait, what does Meng Yi mean when he walked towards me?What does it mean that there is still an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth?Chen Caicai's eyes on Meng Yi suddenly became serious.

"Next, please go to meeting room No. [-] with me if the test scores are over [-] points." Lan Yuxin said, leading the way first.

At this time, Meng Yi had already come in front of Chen Caicai, and stretched out that evil black hand towards him.

"Yeah, congratulations, congratulations." Chen Caicai stretched out his hand and gave Meng Yi a high-five against his will.

"Yeah, sister, bring me some money, fifty cents." Meng Yi said unhappily, high fives are also high fives with beautiful women, you gay, you deliberately take advantage of me, right?

Chen Caicai made a long face, like a donkey, and asked coldly on purpose, "What fifty cents?"

bilk!You have to pretend to be foolish and renege on your debts!Although wearing the hat of "Lao Lai" is not good for his reputation, but if he is fooled by me, wouldn't he be fine?Hehe, I, Chen Caicai, am really a genius.

(End of this chapter)

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