Chapter 94
"Haha, okay, you hit six at the school gate, you didn't get hurt, you have some martial arts skills, you are a good seed, and you are so smart, I am optimistic about you, come to our Dongcheng martial arts school as a special recruit."

Li Yong rubbed his hands excitedly. If he could pull Meng Yi into this thief boat, maybe within a year, a rising star in the martial arts world would be born in his own hands. This is even more painful than giving birth to a child. Excited and looking forward to it!Ho Ho!

Who said men can't have children?Can a woman bear a child without a man?There is also half of the credit for the man, okay?

"Xiangxiang, what is special enrollment?" Meng Yi asked weakly.

"It's just that you don't need to take the exam, and you are directly admitted by the school." Xiangxiang looked defeated by you.

"To put it simply, he went through the back door." Lin Shiyu's expression was full of hatred.

I don't understand, and it's my fault!It’s not okay to ask!But I don't want to go through a man's back door, I just want to go through a beautiful woman's back door, Meng Yi's eyes are full of resentment.

"Li Yong, you graduate from that school either as a security guard or as a coach. How can you embarrass these two girls next to Meng Yi! Why don't you come to our Dongcheng University, I just recruited the three of you together."

The elegant middle-aged man's eyes are so poisonous, he has already seen it, the two girls guarding Meng Yi's body, one is Meng Yi's younger sister, Meng Xiangxiang, a three-good student with excellent character and learning, and the other is Meng Yi. Lin Shiyu, the second daughter of the chairman of Dongcheng Middle School, has a lot of background.

The relationship between these two women and Meng Yi is extremely close, the three of them must be in the same school, let the two delicate beauties go to Li Yong's school to dance swords and guns, what an international joke!Lin Tianyu will definitely not agree.So these three people, I have to decide.

I was really bitten by a dog. What did this migrant worker do? The luck of the dog's shit can make two universities compete for special recruits?With the addition of Lin Shiyu's two daughters, three of the five places for special recruits were taken up at once!

Heaven, earth, open your eyes, and let the lightning strike this evildoer to death!All the girls are so envious and jealous, they have the heart to kill each other and replace them.

"The two admissions directors, I don't agree. Lin Shiyu is the daughter of the chairman of Dongcheng Middle School. She has a prominent position. She occupies a special recruitment spot. I admit it. Meng Xiangxiang is the No. 2 mock exam in the city. She is excellent in character and learning. I also admitted it, but people are the same, they eat and shit, I was in the top ten of the mock exams in the city, Meng Yi is just a migrant worker who dropped out of school for five years, why did he also take up a spot?" A girl He stood up with a haughty look on his face.

I really don't know where her sense of superiority comes from!She is not tall, looks bad, and her skin is not white. The key point is that her breasts are relatively small. If a woman doesn't even have breasts, how can she control a man's heart!So her complaint in front of several admissions directors was doomed to fail.

"Gudong!" Director Zhao swallowed hard, not coveting this girl, after all, his taste is not that strong.

But what he heard!The two girls standing in front of this migrant worker are actually so big, and I just let go of my bold words not to admit them!
God, if the principal finds out, he will cut off the skin of my feet and make soup for me to drink!How come there is a creepy feeling that Da Lang should drink medicine!

The world was spinning, and Director Zhao only felt that his eyes went dark.

Why is it purple?Could it be that he was tortured by that school belle until midnight last night, resulting in physical exhaustion and severe brain hypoxia caused by overuse of the brain?
The floor here is so hard, if I fall like this, will I fall to my death?I have arrived in the underworld, can I continue to be the director of the admissions office there?Is there a school belle female ghost to date?
No, I can't die, I'm about to fall down, Director Zhao grabbed at random in desperation, and tore off the hood of a girl next to me, don't ask what the consequences are, his face hurts badly.

After slapping Director Zhao, the girl enthusiastically joined the discussion.

"All of a sudden, there are only two places left, and the competition is getting fiercer. No wonder Xiaoli dared to take the risk of offending Lin Shiyu. It seems that she is also fighting hard."

"How can people be the same? Have you seen the luxurious mobile phone in Meng Yi's hand? Its value is comparable to that of an Apple machine. I'm afraid his shit is more nutritious than Xiao Li's food."

"Look down on migrant workers? Maybe he has someone behind him like Lin Shiyu, the son of a contractor? The second generation? Otherwise, which migrant worker can afford a Nokia Lumia 1520 phone!"

"Xiao Li is a top student. He is only one step away from a god of learning. His IQ is really high. It seems that this migrant worker is dangerous."

"Xiao Li is our sister, we must not let the migrant workers bully us, Xiao Li, we support you."

The girls onlookers were divided into two factions, and Yingying and Yanyan belonged to each other, whispering to each other, very lively.

"Then how can you admit that Meng Yi is worthy of a spot?" the principal asked kindly.

"As long as the knowledge of this migrant worker surpasses mine, I will recognize it." Xiao Li raised his chin like a proud peacock!

"Meng Yi, what do you mean?" the headmaster asked with squinted eyes, and Li Yong and others showed interest.

"There is no pressure at all, you can come up with a question." Meng Yi flicked lightly that there was no dust on her body, with a relaxed expression on her face.

"Since there are mostly girls here, why don't you explain what the word 'female' means." Xiaoli rolled his eyes, thinking about it.

"This word is so difficult, I can't figure out what it means."

"Even a scumbag like me is stumped. It seems that this migrant worker is out of business."

"Ah, hurry up and check with Du Niang."

"Hmph, no matter how good Du Niang is, she can't find the point of my G, so just focus on this point. I believe Meng Yi can explain it."

"A man understands women better, maybe he can really figure it out."

The girls were bustling like hundreds of ducks, while Lin Shiyu and Xiangxiang were frowning.

"The word 'female' has a head protruding from it, which represents the head portrait. In this era of looking at faces, it must be beautiful, just like Xiangxiang." A wicked smile appeared on the corner of Meng Yi's mouth.

Brother really got it out, Xiangxiang held his little hand, blushing.

"Then look down, a horizontal line represents chest, that is to say, the chest should be big, just like Lin Shiyu."

Rubbing her chin, Meng Yi showed a wretched smile.

Meng Yi, how good or bad are you, Lin Shiyu kicked her feet, blushing instantly.

"The image in the middle represents a pregnant belly, just like this auntie in charge." Meng Yi put on a kind smile again.

"Auntie, you have it, how many months?"

"Auntie, how embarrassing are you for single dogs like us!"

"Auntie, uncle is really growing old and strong."

"Auntie, what position did you conceive, give us a pose."

The dormitory aunt in her 40s blushed. She only found out that she was pregnant after the examination today, and the uncle didn't know it yet!

Unexpectedly, Meng Yi pointed it out, alas, how can I see people, how can I play happily with the female students!

"The next step is the split legs. A woman has to split her legs to get pregnant. Of course, this process is a win-win process for both men and women. You are happy, I am happy, and I will not explain in depth what everyone is happy about. You know Yes, I use three characters to describe the process from girl to woman, are you satisfied with this explanation?"

Meng Yi raised her lips slightly, turned her head to look at Xiao Li, and showed her signature evil smile again.

"This..." Xiao Li's forehead was almost sweating.

I didn't expect Meng Yi to be so annoying, such a difficult problem, she mistakenly found it in a doctor's QQ group. She thought that there were very few people in Dongcheng City who could solve it, but she didn't expect to be solved by a migrant worker!

"God explained."

"Wenhao, please accept my knee."

"Great God, I love you, and I want to give birth to a baby boy for you."

"Xiao Li has nothing to say now."

"What kind of bullshit academic master is actually no match for a migrant worker, I'm pissed."

"Reading is worthless, it is better to move bricks!"

As soon as Meng Yi finished speaking, most of the girls were jumping, laughing, screaming, venting, and some even tore their hair and clothes, covering up, flying all over the sky, and the scene got out of control for a while.

Xiangxiang and Lin Shiyu looked at each other and smiled tacitly.

The principal's smile is brighter than an orchid, and his tail is almost up to the sky. This is the pride of Dongcheng Middle School!

Li Yong and the elegant middle-aged man had satisfied smiles on their faces, and they strengthened their determination to recruit people, while the expressions on Director Zhao's face were much more exciting, annoyed, remorseful, and gnashing of teeth.

"Although...although your knowledge beat me, it is useless. The allocation of places should also refer to the degree of contribution to the school. I am the top ten in the Dongcheng city mock exam, and I have won honor for the school. What have you done for your alma mater?"

Xiaoli's words are reasonable and reasonable, and people really can't find any faults.

"Excessive words." Lin Shiyu really wanted to pounce on Xiaoli and bite Xiaoli hard.

"That's right, I haven't made any contribution to my alma mater, and I have to take up a quota. I'm a transfer student from another school. Not only am I not acclimatized, but my aunt is also not."

"Typically occupying the latrine and not shitting, wasting school resources."

"Principal, we are your own daughters. This guy can be regarded as a daughter at most. You can't be too partial."

"Principal, is this migrant worker your illegitimate child?"

What a mess, the principal and the others had black lines on their faces.

"You can eat indiscriminately, you can fart indiscriminately, and you can't talk indiscriminately. Since you say that I have not made any contribution to Dongcheng Middle School, then you can make a request for your alma mater. As long as I can do it, I will be considered a winner. how?"

Meng Yi smiled confidently, what else could be difficult for my domineering migrant worker brother.

"Okay, that's what you said." Xiao Li murmured with these girls, and there were bursts of smirks.

The headmaster also shook his head, I'm afraid this bullshit is exaggerated.

"We don't make it difficult for you, just ask a very simple question. As the college entrance examination is approaching, some students go over the wall to go online outside the stipulated time, and have physical conflicts with the guards. , and then to hire a security company, but the conflict still exists, what’s the solution?”

Xiao Li smiled confidently. This problem is a long-standing problem. The school has studied it for several days without finding a solution. She doesn't believe that a mere migrant worker can have any tricks up his sleeve!
"Ah, this question is too difficult. I can't figure it out. Maybe my sister will have a solution." Lin Shiyu bit her lip, that cute look really wanted to be hugged and chewed on.

"Brother." Xiang Xiang frowned funny, and looked at Meng Yi worriedly. Although she is a talented woman, she is not omnipotent, and she can't think of a solution to this problem.

"Skip? Ask for help outside the venue? Designate someone else to answer?" Meng Yi asked weakly.

(End of this chapter)

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