Chapter 98 Combat
Soon the bus arrived at the next stop, a group of people rushed up, and the bus was packed to the brim in an instant.

"The men nowadays are getting more and more perverted. They always surround me, buzzing like a fly. I hate it to death."

A beautiful woman in a tight short skirt grabbed the armrest while taking out an iPhone 6 to call her best friend, her superior tone made Meng Yi's egg hurt.

At this time, the bus braked suddenly, Meng Yi accidentally bumped into the back of this beauty under the influence of this inertia, it was really just an accident.

"Smelly migrant workers, why are you squeezing, squeeze your hair, if you squeeze my old lady's Apple 6, I won't be able to pay you if I sell you." The beauty glanced at Meng Yi and said contemptuously.

"I'm sorry." Although it was not intentional, Meng Yi still apologized because of the wrongdoing. Otherwise, with his domineering migrant worker temper, he would definitely make her understand why Hua'er is so red.

"Ah, it's okay. I was taken advantage of by a migrant worker when braking just now, and it's another big-headed fly. I'm really annoying."

The beauty was still chattering on the phone, her disdainful eyes almost pierced Meng Yi's double eggs like sharp arrows.

"Brother, what is a fly?" Xiangxiang blinked a pair of beautiful eyes, with such a strong desire for knowledge.

"Here, it's just outside the window, the bugs circling around the garbage and toilet excrement." The corner of Meng Yi's mouth twitched into a funny arc.

"Oh, that means the flies are circling around garbage and shit! Could it be shit that is surrounded by flies!" Xiangxiang suddenly realized.

"It's not shit, the flies won't be around." Meng Yi's mouth showed sarcasm and disdain.

"How dare you call me shit?" The beauty's body exuded a bit of cold air, Meng Yi felt a burst of coolness, and really felt like drinking Sprite to cool her heart, and she saved two yuan and a half. .

My dear mother, this effect is comparable to the air conditioner of the bus, quack, let the coolness come more violently.

"Is there no gum in your eyes? Is there no earwax in your ears? Is there no shit in your stomach? Tell me, do you have shit? Are you shit?" Meng Yi asked with her head tilted.

"Haha." The two brothers and sisters sang together, which made everyone laugh.

"You!" The beauty's face turned green and white, but she was speechless.

Huh, the world is finally quiet, buy a mobile phone for Xiangxiang first, and then go shopping for clothes.

Meng Yi took out that old Nokia mobile phone, it couldn't be turned on anymore, so she just took it to have it repaired, and there are some precious photos in it that she didn't keep at the end, it's been five years, it's full of memories.

"Cut, this kind of broken mobile phone worth several hundred yuan is still used by people! Do you know what brand of mobile phone it is? Fruit 6! More than 5000 oceans! It scares you to death!"

The beauty raised the iPhone 6 in her hand, and a look of disdain appeared on her face, finally she could save some face.

"Are you rich?" Meng Yi asked back.

"Anyway, I'm richer than you, and what you can do with money, I can." The beauty replied not to be outdone.

"That's what you said." The corners of Meng Yi's mouth rose 45 degrees.

He used all his strength to throw the Nokia mobile phone onto the car, and stepped on it a few times with the car. Finally, the magic weapon that claimed to be able to block bullets was completely scrapped.

After doing all this, Meng Yi glanced at the beauty provocatively.

"Isn't it just a broken phone, what a rarity." The beauty held up the iPhone 6, and threw it onto the car like Meng Yi, without even stepping on it, the screen was torn apart.

"Idiot." Meng Yi gracefully took out the Nokia Lumia 1520, and took a close-up of the beauty and her broken iPhone 6.

"Ah, stinky migrant worker, you are fucking me, driver, I want to get out of the car." The beauty screamed, grabbed the broken Apple 6, and slammed on the car door hard.

Apple 6 is what she got in exchange for spending three nights with her boss. You must know that her boss is so ugly that she can't even open her legs.

Why did she spread her legs again later? It was because her boss promised to give her this iPhone 6 for pretending, which is her sweetheart!The immediate priority is to fix it quickly.

The driver opened the door, and the beauty rushed out like a wind.

"Xiangxiang, brother will buy you a new mobile phone later." Meng Yi said apologetically.

You must know that Xiangxiang's mobile phone has been used for five years. In this era of changing mobile phones in less than half a year, it is really hard for her.

"Well, but don't buy too expensive ones, it's not easy for you to make money." Xiangxiang nodded and said thoughtfully.

"Silly sister, my brother's money is spent on my sister's money. Do you want to keep it as a dowry? My brother will soon become a rich man. I will definitely give you the most domineering wedding of the century. There is a seat, go and sit."

Meng Yi muttered to herself, pressed Xiangxiang's shoulder to let her sit down, and stood beside her, holding on to the armrest.

At this time, a young man dressed as Sha Matt got into the car, and his mung bean-sized eyes glanced into the car, and his eyes lit up when he saw Xiangxiang, a superb goddess.

"Migrant worker, this position is mine, get out of the way." Sha Matt walked to Meng Yi's side and said arrogantly.

It seemed that it was another person who wanted to strike up a conversation. He was shot even while standing, and I was shot in the knee again. Meng Yi looked at Xiang Xiang speechlessly, and Xiang Xiang stuck out her tongue mischievously.

Sha Matt, do you think you are Sha Qianmo's younger brother?With your attitude, you also want to date my sister?Eat shit and go you!woof!
"You're sick, you peed here yesterday, has this become your territory?"

Meng Yi tilted her neck, squinted her eyes, with an expression that deserved a beating.

"Haha."

Dogs take up space when they pee!Meng Yi cursed without a word of swearing, everyone burst into laughter.

Sha Matt blushed, and ran away at the next stop.

After a few more stops, the number of people gradually decreased, and the two got off the bus together, and finally got a seat, Meng Yi took a seat by the window.

After a while, a girl with a white dress, long hair fluttering, and light makeup, with a low collar and big eyes, sat beside him.

Her skin is fair and her appearance is average. Although she is wearing a low-necked dress, she has rich experience in big love action movies in the island country. She has read countless dreams about her breasts and can tell that the breasts are fake. would be interested.

And this big-eyed girl sat far away from Meng Yi, frowning from time to time to show that she doesn't like to sit here, although the ten centimeter high heels on her body make her look taller, but standing for a long time will make her tired, Who let there be only such a seat at this time!We can only make do with it.

Cut, what are you pretending to be, pretending to be noble, do you look down on me dressed as a migrant worker?You don't want to sit next to me while you're standing, Meng Yi scorned her fiercely in her heart, she didn't feel the excitement of sitting with a beautiful woman at all.

The sun was a bit too bright, so Meng Yi put her hand on her forehead to block the sun, and suddenly remembered a joke, saying that girls are afraid of the sun and use their hands to cover the sun, while old men love birds and use cloth to cover the sun. The scene should be that the handsome guy is afraid of the sun and uses his hands to shade him, hehe!

Meng Yi smiled cheaply, and suddenly felt a sharp pain in her leg. At this moment, the big-eyed girl next to her was glaring at her, her beautiful little eyes seemed to be able to spew fire.

"What's wrong? Why are you pinching me?" Meng Yi frowned, could it be that her smile was too cheap and abrupt for the beauty?

"Shameless, obscene, take your claws away quickly."

The big-eyed girl pointed to her chest, her eyes widened, those innocent eyes almost melted the scorching sun outside.

My dear mother, I was really bitten by a dog, and I finally knew why I was pinched. It turned out that Meng Yi put his hand on his forehead, and under the sun's rays, a projection was produced, and the projection was just reflected on the big-eyed girl's chest superior.

Coupled with the fact that Meng Yi laughed so cheaply just now, she must have been labeled as an obscene label for attacking breasts.

"Why should I take it away? I'm covering the sun." Damn, I hate green tea whores like you the most, why are you pretending to be innocent.

"The stinky man is attacking his chest, come quickly." The big-eyed girl suddenly screamed loudly.

"Beast, let go of that girl."

"Bus Wolf, you're too arrogant. If you grab him, you'll break his hands, kick his balls, and bend his gun!"

"Call the police uncle [-] quickly, don't let the bad guys get away."

The crowd who didn't know the facts rioted, and immediately formed a semi-surrounding circle, but the scene in front of them surprised them a little, the promised breast attack!It's just the shadow of your hand cast on your chest, which is also called breast attack!

are you kidding me!You must be kidding me!I want to talk to talk about the ideal of life!
"Sister, did he touch your breasts? Isn't this a crap!"

"This young man is just covering the sun, you are too unskilled for wronging people."

"This sister, brother, he didn't really touch your chest. The projection is a natural phenomenon, and it's not even an accident."

Xiangxiang also squeezed over. Seeing this situation, she was full of black lines. This woman must have gone too far.

"Yes, yes." The strong onlookers were not unreasonable, no matter how you looked at it, it was this woman who was making trouble for no reason.

"He just touched my chest, I'm going to call the police."

A flush of embarrassment and anger appeared on the face of the big-eyed girl, she lowered her head and rummaged through the bag, then took out the phone.

"Girl, your chest muscles are so big, it's not covered with thick silicone! Even if I did touch it, I only touched the hood and the silicone outside, not the flesh, right?"

The word "silicone" is very heavy, it is estimated that the main point of Meng Yi's words is here, as long as it is a woman, who can stand this.

"You dare to say that my breasts are fake, filled with silicone?" The big-eyed girl's fierce eyes seemed to want to eat Meng Yi.

"Sister, when you took the bag just now, the silicone in your chest fell out! The eyes of the people are sharp, not only me, but everyone has seen things that shouldn't be seen. On such a hot day, You still stick to the silicone pad for a long time, which is not breathable, and your chest will be red and swollen, and it is not worth the candle to use extreme means to pursue perfection."

Meng Yi suppressed her laughter, and said earnestly.

"Hmm! Ah!" The big-eyed girl looked down, and sure enough, something had been exposed from the silica gel, and she screamed instantly, and a rainbow appeared on her face!

"Master, I want to get out of the car." The big-eyed girl cried, protecting her chest with one hand and clutching her bag with the other, and left in shame.

Just finished admonishing this girl, and not long after, in the mobile phone shop, Meng Yi taught the clerk a lesson again.

(End of this chapter)

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