Superspace Future Technology

Chapter 2 I can't forget to pretend to be a shit

"Oh my god! That fat man is calling again! Oh my god! That fat man is calling again..."

A ringtone specially tailored for Guo Haitao at the same table came from the mobile phone. Bai Xiaodao came back to his senses and connected the phone casually. Fatty's curses came from the other end of the phone.

"Grandma, Xiong Er! Why haven't you packed it yet! Did you go on a date with a girl!"

Bai Xiaodao said helplessly: "Acquaintance with a bear, all the girls are fucked by porcupines, and I'm still queuing up in the cafeteria! You just have to wait another half an hour! Hungry for a while, it's all about losing weight!"

"Go to your Jiumei! It will be almost two o'clock in half an hour..."

Before the fat man could finish speaking, Bai Xiaodao hung up the phone resolutely. He really wanted to know all the functions of this ring thoroughly, but it was already past one o'clock, and if it was later, there might be no food left.

Forget it, I can’t eat hot tofu in a hurry!After class tonight, find a place where no one is around and study it!
Reluctantly pressing and holding the sapphire on the ring for three seconds, the ring computer began to enter sleep mode.

"Where is the spring, where is the spring..."

Although it was winter, Bai Xiaodao was humming a little song like a spring breeze. He quickly changed the soaked clothes, and finally put on sandals, grabbed the umbrella at the end of the fat man's bed, and rushed to the cafeteria at the speed of running a red light.

By the time he finished his meal and delivered it to the class, it was already 13:48. The fat man was devouring his meal while chattering non-stop.At this time, he suddenly found that Bai Xiaodao was eating faster than him!I swallowed half of the food in two or three bites, and swallowed it in my stomach almost without chewing!
"Master Dao, have you lost your love? Don't be overwhelmed! There is no grass in the end of the world, if it doesn't work, just change to another girl! You are not particularly bad-looking, so don't ruin your bright life because of this setback." what!"

Bai Xiaodao was almost choked to death by the fat man's words. It would be fine if there was no one around, but there are still more than a dozen students sitting in the class!

"Get out! You Dao master, I am handsome, unrestrained, suave and suave, and everyone loves me. The beauties lined up from the West Sixth Ring Road to the East Sixth Ring Road just to take a look at me. Do you think the word broken love has something to do with me?"

Everyone wanted to vomit, but they never thought that a mediocre poor man would dare to praise himself so smugly. Of course, Bai Xiaodao was just talking casually, but he never imagined that in the near future, he would say something casually. Words have become reality!
At this time, Guo Haitao discovered that Bai Xiaodao was actually wearing a gorgeous ring on his left middle finger, and he couldn't help but exclaimed: "Damn it! What's the matter with your ring? Which good girl from a good family was taken by you! Come on, then Which class does the girl belong to, is it melon seed face or steamed stuffed bun face? Is it the airport or small steamed buns and big breads!"

puff……

The food from Bai Xiaodao's mouth spewed out immediately, but fortunately there were no classmates sitting in front of him, otherwise he would have beaten the fat man up, and then asked him to apologize to others.

This time Bai Xiaodao was dumb and ate Coptis chinensis, the dozen or so girls looked at him gossipingly, while the rest of the boys congratulated and questioned him.

"Don't listen to the fat man's nonsense!" Bai Xiaodao shook his head helplessly, but it was useless for him to explain, this kind of gossip news might spread to every corner of the class in a while.

Feeling Bai Xiaodao's murderous eyes, the fat man immediately picked up the lunch box and ran to the small room behind as if to escape, otherwise he would not have a good meal.

Count you running fast!Otherwise, Lord Dao will let you experience what it means to lose [-] kilograms suddenly and return to the original essence|worm form!

Although he felt helpless, Bai Xiaodao was not the kind of stingy person. Fatty was just a little weak, and he seemed to be inferior to Bai Xiaodao in everything else except that he was better at studying.But if you really want to fight, Bai Xiaodao's slender figure is really no match for Fatty.

Looking at the electronic clock on the blackboard, it was 38 minutes before class time, Bai Xiaodao directly put the lunch box on the fat man's desk for him to watch and deal with, and then quickly ran towards the toilet.

"Why did everyone squat in the toilet for so long!"

Bai Xiaodao frowned, it was fine if there were no vacancies in the bathroom on the fifth floor, but he ran to the sixth floor, unexpectedly it was full!

He knocked on the doors of the five toilets one by one. If Bai Xiaodao didn't want to understand the functions of the ring computer, he wouldn't bother to enter such a smelly place!
"Damn! What bastard is knocking on the door! Believe it or not, I asked someone to chop you! His grandma's b, it took a long time to feel it, and now it's back again!"

Hey, what an arrogance!I just like a guy like you who can't even forget to pretend to be a jerk, Mr. Dao, I will pick you to shoot, what's the matter?Some kind come out to bite the Lord!

The matter of Wang Dafu grabbing the umbrella made Bai Xiaodao suffocate, so he put on a posture of a series of killing palms, and slapped the door in the corner at the four corners with both hands.

Accompanied by a loud knock on the door, there was a roar of fury from inside!
"Your grandma's bb! Don't let me catch you! Otherwise, I will torture you in a hundred ways! You won't be able to stay in Huatian No. [-] Middle School! What a fool! I won't let you down!"

After a short pause, there was a sudden loud noise from the toilet, and the last door was kicked out, and soon a tall and cold man with red and yellow hair came out.

If Bai Xiaodao is still in the bathroom now, he must have been scared to pee, but he just offended this ruthless character!
This guy is the well-known Li Yunbiao in the third year of high school. This person is not only a rich second generation, but also a well-known devil king. Almost no one in this school dares to provoke him. Unexpectedly, Bai Xiaodao accidentally provoked him!

"What are you looking at! Anyone who dares to speak out about this matter will be caught and beaten! Do you know who knocked on the door here just now!"

The two boys who just came in to pee shook their heads in unison. Li Yunbiao was not someone they dared to provoke.

The three classes in the afternoon passed very slowly. Bai Xiaodao looked at the book without any mood. He just wanted to finish the get out of class quickly, and then find a place to study the functions of this super ring computer and consult some information 300 years later.

Before that, Li Yunbiao said harshly that he would use a hundred ways to torture the guy who provoked him in the toilet, and Bai Xiaodao heard that the chrysanthemum was also cold.Fortunately, no one knew that he was playing tricks at that time, otherwise he would have been dragged out by others and beaten several times.

Hmph, what the hell, Li Yunbiao, I will torture you when I am the first one to be the first one to become a master of the knife!There are still a hundred ways, Lord Dao, I still have a thousand and one ways!When the time comes, the first one will let you kneel and lick the fat man's butt!Hey, this is sour...

"Bai! Small! Knife!"

On the podium, the chalk in the Chinese teacher's hand suddenly broke into two pieces. Unexpectedly, in his class, someone was absent-minded, and even showed a wicked smile!

Fatty's heart skipped a beat, and he secretly hammered Bai Xiaodao's thigh, but he didn't expect this guy to shout helplessly: "What are you doing!"

Fatty's complexion suddenly became ugly...

The atmosphere in the classroom suddenly became depressing. Many people held back their laughter, but they didn't dare to laugh out loud.

Looking at the nine teachers of Chinese, Mathematics, English, Politics, History, Geography, Physical Education, Music, and Computer, the Chinese teacher in front of me is the most mean and disgusting one, so everyone can already guess Bai Xiaodao's tragic ending .

(End of this chapter)