My dad is so rude

Chapter 15 Why is your head so hard
Chen Mu found that he was happy too early.

Being a senior sparring partner is not as easy as I imagined.

The etiquette courses in optics take one month.

Because I can only study after work, the time will be so long.

"MD, these rich people really know how to pretend to be aggressive, and they are so stinking about training..."

Chen Mu complained for a while, and had to think of other ways.

A month was too long, and he couldn't wait that long.

It seems that we can only hunt alien beasts.

But there is a problem.

It would take a day to go back and forth to the area occupied by alien beasts, plus the time required for hunting, it would take at least three days to go out once.

So what about his job?
Moreover, Chen Changqing and Lin Xiangru are now in the final sprint of the college entrance examination, so he can't leave for too long.

For a while, Chen Mu had a hard time making a choice.

He took out his phone and searched.

The major news sections are all about warriors, alien beasts, and new wormholes discovered somewhere.

【shock!The half-step master challenged Governor Ma and was beaten to death on the spot! 】

[A mutated man-eating lizard was found in Anyangzhou, and a high-level warrior was killed in one blow! 】

[Storm wormholes have recently appeared in the southern part of the Western Regions. Scientists have discovered that this is a new type of space crack, and the charged particles released in it will cause serious magnetic field disturbances...]

"..."

Looking at the messages one after another, Chen Mu's mood gradually became heavy.

This world is far less beautiful than what he sees. In places he cannot see, death, pain, virus, and plague happen all the time.

He needs to become stronger in order to protect himself and his family in this world of crisis!

Chen Mu switched to the adventurer registration platform and began to register adventurers.

Anyway, no matter whether you go or not, you always have to register.

Only by becoming an adventurer can you enter the area occupied by alien beasts.

Choose to register anonymously.

Account ID: [Prince of Heartlessness]

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At night, the lights are dimmed.

On the main road at the gate of Donghua Community, Chen Mu was wandering alone.

These days people eat horse chews, and the 7000 yuan of 'spiritual damage fee' is almost spent again, he wants to see where there are still people being taken advantage of?

Unknowingly, I walked to the 'Red Lantern Elderly Dance Room'.

The 7000 yuan last time was stolen here... No, it was compensation.

At this time, in the huge dance room, groups of middle-aged and elderly people are dancing to the sound of passionate music, with every move and style, every move is pleasing to the eye, and at the same time, they are vigorous.

Seeing Chen Mu coming in, the old men and women standing at the base of the wall drinking tea and resting quickly showed contempt on their faces.

One of the uncles said: "Damn it, you young man doesn't talk about martial arts, and you come to touch porcelain again."

Chen Mu glared and said: "Don't talk nonsense, old guy, which eye did you see me touch porcelain?"

"I saw it with my left eye, and I saw it with my right eye!"

"Who are you lying to? You have glaucoma, and you can't tell the difference between men and women two meters away. What do you think? Others say what they say."

"Young man, I advise you to accumulate some virtue, rat tail juice!"

"Don't accept hitting me..."

The uncle weighed his pension, and gradually loosened his clenched fists.

Chen Mu ignored the old man with a bad mouth, and walked forward along the base of the wall.

He quickly walked to the front of the martial arts room, and sure enough, all the beautiful aunts were gathered in front.

Facing the squinting eyes of the old men around them, these aunts didn't show any stage fright at all, they punched fiercely, and the strong wind brought by it made people's faces hurt.

Chen Mu admired the graceful martial arts of the aunts for a while, but didn't notice the foolishness, so he turned and left.

Walking not far along the road in front of the dance room, I saw a woman squatting beside the ditch on the side of the road, calling anxiously, "Mi (mǐ) Mi (mí)... Come out."

"Meow~~Meow~~~" A meow howled from the ditch.

Chen Mu walked over and saw that it was a big black cat stuck in the ditch.

Because the exit was narrow and covered with an iron cover, the big black cat couldn't move forward or retreat, and could only howl loudly.

"Stop barking, it's stuck and can't move."

"Then... how about that?"

Only now did Chen Mu realize that she was a beautiful woman in her 30s, full of charm, with a melon-seeded face, seductive eyes, and smooth and smooth skin.

Especially at this time, lying prone on the ground, with white flowers in the mouth of the low-cut shirt, and the scenery is unobstructed.

See no evil, Chen Mu immediately took a closer look...

"Get out of the way." He reached out his hand to grab the gap in the cast iron grille cover, and pulled it hard, the iron cover pressed by the roadbed asphalt was lifted, and a large piece of asphalt beside it was lifted off.

Chen Mu leaned down and reached out to grab the black cat.

However, at this moment, he suddenly felt someone pushing him from behind.

Chen Mu suddenly felt bad, and subconsciously planned to withdraw his right hand.

At this moment, the sudden change occurred!
"呲呲!!"

The big black cat stuck in the ditch made two weird calls.

Then the mouth rapidly enlarged, and at the same time, rows of fine and sharp teeth grew out of it, swallowing his right hand and his arm completely.

Shocked, Chen Mu swung his left fist fiercely!
"boom!"

A punch hit the demon cat's mouth.

"Ow!!"

The demon cat howled miserably, revealing its main body, a second-level "Phantom Beast" with a big head and small tail, blue-faced fangs, and fish scales all over its body.

Don't look at it as a second-level alien beast, because it is good at confusing people, and sneak attacks by animals disguised as humans are more dangerous than some third-level or even fourth-level alien beasts.

At this time, the Eudemons who had been punched still bit down hard with its big mouth.

"Crack!"

The sharp teeth sank more than an inch into Chen Mu's arm.

[Continuous damage, pain transfer -158, -154, -161...healing power +3, +3, +3...]

[Corrosive damage, damage transfer -57, -56, -48, -36... Corrosion resistance +2, +1, +1...]

"You're lighting a lantern in the toilet... you're courting death!"

Chen Mu took out the self-harming alloy fruit knife from the waistband of his trousers with his backhand, aimed at the big nostril above the Eudemons' mouth and stabbed it.

The ten centimeter long blade was all inserted into the nostrils of the Eudemons.

Then give it a hard twist.

The phantom beast immediately let go of its mouth, howling miserably.

"Jie Jie~~~~"

At the same time, the seductive beautiful woman behind her took out a delicate hammer from nowhere.

When Chen Mu was entangled with the phantom beast, with a sinister smile, he aimed at the back of Chen Mu's head and knocked hard.

"Duang——"

A cold mechanical sound came from Chen Mu's ear.

[Attacked, internal force transfer -111, impact force transfer -125, internal force +3, skull strength +1]

The eyes of the beautiful woman behind him almost fell out of shock.

She never expected that the head of this man who was fighting the phantom beast could make a muffled sound like a bronze bell.

It's like... just like what she knocked was not the head, but the big bell of Shaolin Temple...

The beautiful woman didn't believe in evil, so she swung the hammer and aimed it at the top of Chen Mu's head again.

This time, she poured all her internal energy into the hammer!
Not to mention ordinary people, she is confident that even a third-level warrior will have her head smashed with a hammer.

"Duang——"

There was another dull sound like Huang Zhong Dalu.

Looking at Chen Mu's head again, it was intact.

Not to mention his head was bleeding, his brains were flying, and he didn't even lose his hair.

It seems that what is wrapped under the scalp is not a skull, but a head made of alloy.

Beautiful woman: "*&%...*&#@!"

She knew it was over and kicked the iron board.

I feel extremely regretful. There are knives, guns, and spray neurotoxins at home... so many weapons, why did I choose a hammer?

She has no other choice, running is absolutely impossible.

This kind of master, once he let him free his hands, she would still be dead.

All he could do was swing the hammer, smashing it wildly at Chen Mu's head.

"Duang...Duang...Duang...Duang..."

[Continuously attacked, internal strength transfer -82, -70, -54... Internal strength +3, mental strength +2, skull strength +1]

[Continuously attacked, impact force transfer -74, -60, -47...Bone marrow strength +2, skull strength +1]

[Continuous attack, damage transfer -37, -26,, -16, skull strength +1]

"..."

Chen Mu, who was severely hit on the head with a hammer, saw that the beautiful woman could not break the defense, so he left her alone.

Focusing on aiming at the phantom beast's head and outputting crazily, he stabbed more than a dozen times, stabbing the second-level beast to death.

And the power of the beautiful woman's hammer behind him could no longer bring him attribute points.

Chen Mu turned around and stood up and asked, "Why did you hit me?"

The beautiful woman was almost on the verge of collapse at this moment. Even the head of the alloy would be flattened after so much hammering, but the man in front of her didn't lose a single hair.

"It's just... just seeing you alone, and wanting to seduce you..."

Chen Mu nodded, "Then kill me and feed it to your phantom beast, right? Seeing how skillful you are, you must have killed many people with this method, right?"

Among human beings, there are many who raise strange beasts to help them fight.

However, most of the beasts are cruel and difficult to tame, and in the end they often turn back on their masters.

What's more, there are some evil people who will use the bodies of human warriors to feed alien beasts, in order to make them grow rapidly.

Therefore, the government stipulates that, except for some special species of animals that have been reported, it is not allowed to raise animals without permission.

Non-my family, its heart must be different!
And the Eudemons are in the banned list.

The fear of death made the beautiful woman beg for mercy, "No...you are the first..."

"I do not believe!"

"Pfft!"

Before the beautiful woman finished speaking, Chen Mu gently inserted the fruit knife into her stomach and twisted it habitually.

Then pull out the paring knife and insert it again.

Black blood gushed out of the beautiful woman's abdomen quickly, which was caused by a ruptured liver.

The beautiful woman slowly went limp, with a pained look on her face.

However, he still firmly supported Chen Mu's thigh, and asked unwillingly, "Can...can you tell me why your... head is so hard..."

Chen Mu rubbed his head: "You may not believe it when you say it, so let's not say it."

The beautiful woman tilted her head and fell under his jeans.

(End of this chapter)