Good deeds

Chapter 28 Are You Pregnant? (Nine hundred recommendations plus updates)

This vomit completely vomited most of Shanxing's life, and his face was also pale and pale, looking like a ghost.

Shanxing was annoyed secretly, this time it was her miscalculation, two of the three buses had Mr. Body Odor, and they all sat in front of her, the bursts of wonderful smell did not faint her, but made her vomit .

Kang Ri's words cheered her up again, and she cursed angrily with her hands on her hips, "I can't even get pregnant if you've been crooked!"

After scolding, she immediately collapsed again, staggered back to the sofa and continued to play dead.

Kang Ri was quite skeptical. He was alive and well just now, but now he only has half his life left?
This trip is also jumping too fast, right?
"Hey, are you really pregnant? Could it be that you didn't know it yourself? Didn't it say on the Internet that many brain-dead women didn't know they were pregnant, and finally gave birth to the baby and flushed it down the toilet." Kang Ri said seriously, Can't tell it's a joke.

"Why don't I take you to the hospital for a checkup? After all, it's a small life, so don't treat it casually!" Kang Ri kindly suggested that he was very shameless about abortion under the influence of Grandma Kang since he was a child.

God, quickly Piaoduoyun take this idiot away!

Shanxing, who was already dizzy, was even more dizzy by Kang Ri's pregnancy theory, and the handsome face in front of him looked more hateful than a fly.

He punched him with a fist, but the strength was too weak, it didn't look like a beating, but more like flirting, softer than the spring breeze.

"Are you mentally ill? This girl is still a big girl, how could she be pregnant?" Shanxing retorted weakly, but accidentally revealed his privacy.

"It turned out to be an old maid!" Kang Ri said in a strange voice with a long tail, but he couldn't figure it out, why was there a little joy in his heart?
Is it because of the joy of finally seeing a friend of the same kind?

Just wanting to share with Shanxing how to protect his future spouse like jade, Shanxing is pissed off by his strange tone, what old maid?Is it just that she hasn't met the right person?
"I'm keeping myself clean. You think everyone is like you. Changing girlfriends is faster than changing clothes!"

From Shanxing's point of view, these rich young men are all of dead virtue, for example, Shou Jiajun, who is like a butterfly all day long, passing among thousands of flowers without touching his body.

"I don't"

Kang Ri stopped in the middle of his speech, so dangerous!

My elder brother said that if a man has never had a girlfriend, he will be looked down upon.

He is the young master Kang who everyone loves flowers, how could he be so inferior?
"That means I'm attractive. I'm a bunch of women waving my hands. I don't look like someone. Even if I waving four hands, there are no men to comfort me. Tsk tsk, it's so miserable!"

Seeing Shanxing's gnashing bun face, Kang Ri felt inexplicably at ease.

"I smile smugly, I smile smugly"

Humming a song, he spacewalked back to his room.

"Damn guy, stinky guy, don't get AIDS someday!" Shan Xing cursed angrily.

Being so angered by Kang Ri, she recovered most of her vitality, and then took out the leftover sour plum from eating last time, swallowed a piece, and immediately revived with blood.

"Kang Ri, help me organize things together." The free labor is not in vain, and Shan Xing unceremoniously yelled at Kang Ri who was playing games in the room.

Kang Ri came out lazily stepping on his slippers, and blinked when he saw the frisky Shan Xing, feeling a little weird.

Why did it start crowing again?

What panacea did you take?
The speed of returning from the dead is too fast, isn't it?

"Hurry up, why are you standing there stupidly? Hurry up and help me put the things into the kitchen!" Shanxing the lion roared, and all signs showed that the buzzing mosquito just came out to play tricks.

There is no way, who made Shanxing have this dead virtue since he was a child!

The heroines on TV get pneumonia when they are exposed to light rain, sprain their feet after running a few steps, stomach pain after a few meals, and a cold when the wind blows. will happen.

When I was a child, other children would become wilted when they had a fever, and they would not think about eating or drinking, but she was different. Even if the fever reached 39 degrees, she was still alive and kicking, and there were only two bowls of braised broth with rice, so she had to take her temperature. The nurse sister always suspects that the thermometers in the hospital are fake products.

This advantage of Shanshan is well-known in Chencun. No matter who mentions Shanshan, he will give a thumbs up: Shanshan is a good boy, stronger than a calf!

But, are you sure this is a compliment?
Especially the object is a delicate and soft girl!

Shanxing, who entered adolescence, was influenced by Aunt Qiong Yao's love novels for a while, and hated her strong body like a calf, especially when she was still secretly in love with a certain male god in the class.

In order to obtain the temperament of a weak willow supporting the wind, I did a lot of stupid things, took a cold shower in the snow, stood in the storm and shouted like a Haiyan, and starved for three days
result--

Whether it was taking a cold shower or raining, Miss Xiaoxiaozi Shanxing just sneezed a few times calmly, and didn't even come out to clear her nose to cooperate.

Going hungry for three days had some effect, because Shanxing, who was hungry and red-eyed, wiped out most of the fat people and three bowls of rice after returning home, causing her father to scold the school cafeteria for three days and three nights, scolding the school cafeteria for being too dark, see How hungry is his daughter?

After the male god and Lin's sister-like goddess entered the rivers and lakes hand in hand, Shanxing completely gave up on the transformation of the lady.

What to eat, what to drink, what to do, what to do, the body and skin, and the parents, you can't ruin it at will!
Shanxing brought a lot of things, such as rice, green vegetables, dried vegetables, rice cakes, cane stems (rice vermicelli), green balls, salted pork, air-dried chicken, air-dried duck, dried fish, etc., and even a stewed fat man .

The fat man was specially stewed by Chen Hao for his daughter.

"The meat in the big cities is not delicious. Dad has stewed it for you, so that you don't have to cook it with a gas stove and waste gas!"

Of course, Chen Hao's focus is on the latter sentence.

The Chen family seldom uses gas for cooking. They usually use earth and coal stoves in the countryside—to save money on gas!
When Kang Ri saw these cute chickens, ducks, fish, meat and vegetables, he was suddenly in a mess!
There is actually a stewed fat man?

"Couldn't it be that you moved all the things in your house?"

"No, I can't carry it anymore. My dad said I'll take it after eating." Shanxing replied honestly.

The corner of Kang Ri's mouth twitched, as expected of a fool, he didn't even realize that what he said was ironic.

"Won't you bring the fat man here to stew? It's so good to eat fresh!" Seeing the fat man tightly wrapped in a fresh-keeping bag, Kang Ri couldn't help it.

"It's too much gas to stew by yourself!" Shan Xing had an expression of 'you're too bad at living'.

The corner of Kang Ri's mouth twitched again, I took YOU!

What kind of weird parents can raise such a super weird thing like an iron rooster?

　PS: Because the old sheep is stupid, so the old sheep has to beg for recommendations and collections, begging with a loud voice!

　　This is an addition recommended by Jiubai. The recommendation ticket is big. Lao Yang only writes one book now, and some of them are time code words. We can afford it!
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　　The old sheep seems to be a little convulsed!The main reason is that I was greatly stimulated, so please be considerate!
　　


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