marry a noble wife

Chapter 524: King Qi Chapter, What Can You Do To Me (6)
I don't know why, but Fu Mu felt a lot more at ease in his heart, and he didn't refuse, so he ate up all the noodles.Seeing that it was almost time for the little one to stand by, he came over and asked them to collect the money, "Can you two little brothers? It's a total of three taels of silver..."

Fu Yunan laughed and said, "Thank you, little brother, we've already used it up, brother, let's go."

The little girl didn't hear about their mention of the money, so she became anxious, grabbed Fu Yunan and said loudly, "Eh? I haven't given you the money yet, do you two poor kids want to eat the overlord's meal? Quickly give me the money." .”

Hearing the noise, everyone around turned their gazes over, but Fu Yunan asked Xiao Er in a good voice, "Who said we have to give money?"

Xiaoer said angrily: "Of course you have to pay for the food, otherwise we will go to see the official."

"You don't need to see an official." Fu Yunan said with a smile: "Let me ask you, did you exchange the bowl of cold noodles for my hot noodles just now?"

Xiao Er nodded hesitantly, "Yes."

Fu Yunan asked again, "Did I exchange that plate of cold-salted beef with my plate of stewed beef?"

Xiao Er nodded again, "Yes."

Fu Yunan spread his hands, "Then it's over, I exchange my hot noodles for cold noodles, and my beef for cold spelled, why do I need to pay?"

Xiao Er was taken aback by what he said, and what this kid said seemed to make sense.

Fu Yunan had already dragged Fu Mu away.

The diners next to him didn't understand why, they only said that the little boy was arrogant and bullying other children.And Xiaoer was stunned and thought for a long time, before the shopkeeper took the time to run over and scolded: "What are you doing here, how much money do you get?"

Xiao Er rubbed his head and said, "The boy said he would exchange his hot noodles for cold noodles, and the beef for cold spelled noodles, without paying any money."

The shopkeeper was so angry that he slapped him on the forehead and cursed: "Idiot, you didn't pay for the hot noodles and beef, how could it be his?"

Only then did Xiao Er suddenly realize that he quickly rolled his sleeves and chased after him, cursing as he ran, "You two bastards, watch me catch you and not peel you..."

Fu Yunan pulled Fu Mu and ran a long way, and when he couldn't see Xiao Er's figure, Fu Mu sat on the ground with his stomach in his arms and laughed until he fell down, "It's fun and fun, now I'm going to knock Xiao Er on the ground, too It's fun..."

Fu Yunan flicked the ashes on his shoulders, and said as if nothing had happened: "What is this? If you follow uncle, you can learn a lot from him... How should I put it? To use the words that my mother often said, it's called Huyou You can learn a lot of tricks from uncle, and keeping them will make you more enjoyable to watch."

Fu Mu couldn't help but yearn for it, got up and pulled Fu Yunan's arm and said happily: "Brother, if there is a chance in the future, you must take me to see that uncle, he is really talented."

Fu Yunan grinned and patted his head, "No problem, there must be many opportunities."

And Fu Mu learned this trick from Fu Yunan, and immediately learned it by analogy, and followed suit in a decent manner.

One day, he actually ran to Xiaonanmen and played tricks on a small vendor who usually likes to deceive customers.

At that time, there were people coming and going on the street, and he didn't care what others thought of him as a child, so he actually took out a tael of silver, pointed at a jade Ruyi of extremely poor quality and said with an air, "Boss, how much is this?"

The sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked boss, who was busy tallying the goods, looked up at him impatiently, "Five coins."

Fu Mu shook his head solemnly, "Boss, don't lie to me that I'm young. I asked. Yu Ruyi, who is not on the stage, is worth at most one penny."

The boss stopped what he was doing and started to look him up and down. Seeing that he was also a rich young man, he joked, "It's even a penny, do you have it?"

Fu Mu put a tael of silver in front of him, and said innocently, "I'll buy it for a tael of silver."

The boss saw the white money in front of his eyes, and he was afraid that the little guy would regret it later, so he immediately put it away. He would earn half of this kind of jade Ruyi for every penny, "One penny, one penny."

As he said that, he found nine pieces of silver for Fu Mu, but Fu Mu turned his pocket at this time, and said in a childish voice: "Oh, I have a piece of silver here, the boss returned me one or two pieces of silver." .”

Seeing that he really took out a piece of silver, the boss returned a tael of silver to him.Fu Mu then pointed to a lantern with a rabbit on it and said, "How much is this?"

Seeing that he wanted to buy something, the boss got even more excited, and said with an apologetic smile, "Twenty cents, do you want one? Now I'm selling it at a loss, and the workmanship is fine, and it's much cheaper than other stores. It's a good deal to buy now."

Fu Mu listened to people's persuasion, and asked the boss to look for another penny. After the money was settled, he also bought some Langhao brushes, stone inkstones, etc., and spent another penny. When it was full, I asked the boss to wrap it up and left with the things.Before leaving, he politely said to the boss, "The boss is very nice, and he will come to take care of business next time."

The boss laughed, thinking that at least he had made a penny this time, and immediately took out the money happily, but when he finished counting, he found that the goods and the money were missing a tael, and he suddenly became angry. Turned pale with shock, how could his money be sold less and less?Could it be that the child moved his hands and feet?But I don't see that child stealing money?

He couldn't figure it out. After a long time, he didn't think about it. He thought that the child had some kind of sorcery and deliberately punished him. Since then, he never did anything to deceive customers.

When Jiu Ya heard the guards report the heroic deeds of the two brothers, she really couldn't laugh or cry. First she reprimanded Fu Yunan not to deceive people like this in the future, and then she pointed at Fu Mu's forehead and said, "You think your brain is so fast that you can turn people's Yinzi cheated for a while, if you meet someone with a faster brain than you, will you not suffer? In the future, you are not allowed to deceive people like this. It is his fault that people cheat customers. It is your fault if you deceive people like this. You can't do it again in the future, you know?"

Now that Fu Mu is clinging to Fu Yunan all day long, his temperament has also become cheerful and outgoing, and he often accepts her accusations with humility.Holding Jiuya's fingertips, he said with a smile, "Yes, Mu'er must obey what Mother told me."

With such an appearance, Jiu Ya would not lose her temper anymore, she could only be amused.

(End of this chapter)