Nine Transformations Dragon

Chapter 170
Nine Changes is finally on the shelves. Here, Lamb would like to thank Feng Mingxuan for providing a platform to express himself, and then he would like to thank the editor and readers who have always supported and helped Lamb.Without you, there would be no Nine Changes today, and there would be no Lamb today. To be honest, sitting in front of the computer for four or five hours a day facing word documents is a very painful thing, but with the support of readers, the pain gradually turned into happiness.Maybe this is the meaning of the pain and happiness sung in the song. Writing a book is very tiring, not a lamb complaining, but a real experience.

Here Lamb would like to explain the update problem.The normal update time is [-]:[-] am and [-]:[-] pm, and if there is an update, it will appear at [-]:[-] noon.This is a normal update. If it is not updated normally, it is because you didn’t stay up late to code words that night, and you didn’t save the manuscript and upload it the next day.So I can only make it up after get off work the next day. This abnormal update is usually completed before ten o’clock. However, sometimes only one chapter may be updated. I don’t want this to happen, but everyone is a bit messy and delayed. The situation of codewords will naturally appear, so I hope readers and friends will bear with me when such a situation occurs.

In the end, Lamb would like to say a few words, what kind of tickets are those who don't need money!comment!I also hope that readers and friends will not be stingy, and give them all to the lamb. Don't worry, the lamb will not be stunned, on the contrary, the more you smash, the more energetic you will be!Ha ha!

I won’t say much about the recharge issue. Friends who like Jiubian can go to the Fengmingxuan website to see the recharge and renewal instructions.

The following is a bunch of nonsense. To publish this chapter, you need to make up [-] words, so it doesn’t matter whether you read it or not:

No matter how annoying you are, don't forget to smile; no matter how anxious you are, pay attention to your tone of voice;

No matter how hard it is, don't forget to persevere; no matter how tired you are, love yourself.

Be a low-key person, and you will become more stable every time; do things with a high profile, and you will be better every time.

Don't forget the past when you succeed; don't forget the future when you fail.

If you want to get what you want, you have to work hard, if you don't want to get it, you don't mind, and you will look good no matter you win or lose.

Life is not a one-way street. If you can't go one way, you can turn around.

The chemical composition of tears and sweat is similar, but the former can only get you sympathy, but the latter can win you success.

Getting old is a compulsory course in life, and becoming mature is an optional course.

Based on exercise, learn to be healthy; based on self-cultivation, learn to seek knowledge;
Based on morality, learn to be a human being; based on adaptation, learn to survive.

Four basic principles of life: know how to choose, learn to give up, endure loneliness, and withstand temptation/temptation.

When everyone is low-key, you can be high-key, but not off-key.

Learning to forget is the skill of life, and learning to smile is the art of living.

What is a good job: First, it does not affect the daily life, second, it does not affect family reunion, and third, it can support the family.

Laziness, like rust, consumes the body more than toil.

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.

A philosopher has no worries, and a wise man is always happy.Not because he has everything he loves, but because he loves everything he has.

There are several things in life that must never be lost: the power of self-control, a calm mind, hope and confidence!
1. Society is full of injustice.You don't want to change it first, you can only get used to it first. (Because you can't control it).

2. The world doesn't care about your self-esteem, people only care about your achievements.Never overemphasize your self-esteem until you have achieved nothing. (Because the more you emphasize your self-esteem, the more it works against you).

3. You just finished high school and usually don't become a CEO until you get the CEO job. (Until this point, people don't mind that you're just out of high school).

4. When you fall into artificial difficulties, don't complain, you can only learn lessons silently. (You have to quietly pick yourself up and get up again).

5. You have to understand: Before you, your parents were not as "boring" as they are now.You should think that this is a huge price they paid for raising you. (You must always be grateful and honor them, that is the last word).

6. In school, your grade is not so important, but it is not so when you enter the society.No matter where you go, you have to be ranked. (It is a common thing for society and companies to rank, and it is necessary to muster up the courage to compete).

7. There are holidays in school, but it is not the case when you work in a company. You can hardly rest, and you can rarely spend holidays easily. (Otherwise you'll be behind in your career running all the way, and it could even put you behind forever).

8. In school, the teacher will help you study, but not in the company.If you think that the teachers in the school require you to be very strict, it means that you have not yet entered the company to work.Because, if the company isn't tough on you, you're going to lose your job. (You must be soberly aware that companies are more strict with themselves than schools).

9. People like to watch TV dramas, but if you don’t watch them, it’s not your life.As long as you work in a company, you have no time to watch TV dramas. (I advise you not to watch it, otherwise you will embark on the road of watching TV series and watch them with gusto, then you will lose your qualifications for success).

10. Never criticize others behind their backs, especially your boss for ignorance, meanness and incompetence. (Because such a mentality will make you embark on a bumpy and difficult growth path).

Jokes;
1. In the middle of the night in the dormitory building of the school, in the dead of night, a mentally disabled person on the fourth floor suddenly yelled: My family lives on a loess high slope, and the whole building was speechless... Then a sentence floated out from a window on the third floor: You Dad is your mother's cousin... The whole building is boiling.

2. There was a woman in front of me on my way home last night. We all walked very slowly, keeping a distance of about two meters. At that time, the whole street was deserted and very quiet...about ten minutes after walking , the woman's footsteps became slower and slower, and suddenly she turned her head and said to me: "I'll be home if you don't do anything."

5. On the bus, a young mother was breastfeeding her baby, but the baby was dishonest in eating. The young mother was angry and said to the child: "Do you want to eat? If not, I will feed it to the uncle next to me." She said several times in a row.The uncle sitting next to him couldn't help but said: "My little master, I will give you a letter if you eat or not. Uncle has already sat for more than two stops."

4. The reporter interviewed an old woman!The reporter asked: "What do you think about setting off firecrackers casually in the city?" The old lady: "What else can I think about? Just climb on the window to watch..."

5. Husband and wife are sleeping in the same quilt. The husband sneezes and sprays his wife all over the face.The wife said: Let me know in advance when there is a situation, after a while.The husband said loudly: Get ready...the wife hurriedly got into the quilt, only to hear a "bang", and the husband farted.

6. There is a couple who are talented and beautiful. They have a child who is almost two years old, but they always feel that the child does not look like the couple.The couple became more and more uneasy, wondering if the hospital had made a mistake when they gave birth in the hospital, so the family of three took a DNA paternity test.The result of the appraisal: the husband has blood relationship with the child, but the wife does not.

7. My grandfather told me that he only used "half a bucket of rice" when he married his grandmother; my father told me that he used "half a pig" when he married his mother; when I was going to get married, I used my parents "Half-Life".

8. One day, a barber beat up a candied haws seller. When he went to the police station, the policeman asked the barber: Why did you beat up the candied haws seller?The barber said: Fuck, I permed my hair in the house, and he yelled "It's hot, it's hot" outside

9. As soon as the boss entered the office, the wife of the department manager barged in, waved a pair of women's briefs and said to the boss: "My husband even wore women's underwear when he came home at night. You must take care of it."The boss nodded again and again, and stuffed the briefs into his pocket.When I came home at night, the boss's wife found the briefs in the boss's pocket while washing the clothes, and said to the boss: "Don't make such jokes in the future, it will cause people to look for it all day."

10. One time, my 7-year-old niece insisted on taking a bath with me. While washing, she said, "Auntie, why are your breasts so small?" She glanced at me calmly and said comfortingly, "It's okay, mine is small too."

11. In this world, those who respond slowly will be played to death, those with poor ability will be idled to death, those who are timid will be scared to death, those who drink little will be starved to death, those with poor health will be exhausted, and those who speak straight will be killed. Those who can work will be used to death.So you don't have to be too serious about doing anything.Otherwise people are in heaven and money is in the bank...

12. A woman went to see a doctor with her baby in her arms.The male doctor looked at the baby, then touched the woman's tits.The male doctor said: "Insufficient milk, the baby is malnourished!" The woman scolded angrily: "You fucking touch it without asking first? I'm the child's aunt..."

13. A gentleman went to test his driver's license.During the oral test, the examiner asked him: "When you see a dog and a person in front of the car, do you crush the dog or the person?" The gentleman replied without thinking: "Of course it is the dog." The examiner He shook his head and said, "You can take the test next time." The gentleman was very unconvinced: "I don't run over dogs, do I run over people?" The examiner reprimanded loudly: "You should brake!"

14. One day, a beautiful woman asked me for directions on the road.I swear I have never seen such a beautiful girl... I don't know if I was nervous or excited, so I told her the address of my home.

15. A boy asked his favorite girl to go up the mountain to watch the night view. At this time, a cool wind blew, and the boy lowered his head and asked, "Is it cold?" The girl thought he was really considerate, and replied with a smile, "It's not cold, thank you!" The boy Said: "Then can you take off your coat and wear it for me, I'm so cold..."

(End of this chapter)