Quick wear: The full-level boss has torn up the cannon fodder script again

Chapter 73 Learning is the real thing (73)

If in the past, someone told Cheng Gui that one day he would tell someone a joke, he would probably have sneered in his heart, and with a straight face persuaded that person to go to the hospital for a brain check.

However, at this moment, Cheng Gui recalled the various jokes he recited last night in his mind, feeling absurd on the one hand, and on the other hand hoping that the girls around him would like him more because of it.

After eating absent-mindedly, Cheng Gui thought for a moment and said, "I have a question for you."

Shu Liang raised his head, glanced at him, and stuffed a chopstick of stewed meat into his mouth: "You ask."

"Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, what has the longest legs?"

Hearing this, Shu Liang froze in mid-air as if he had been cast a spell on his body, his eyes were wide open, and he tried hard to keep his jaw from falling to the ground: "Huh?"

Did she hear it right? ? ?
Why is this question so like a brain teaser?

Hearing brain teasers from someone as cold as Cheng Gui, especially when he said it in a serious tone, was like a dream.

Shu Liang thought hesitantly, could it be that she thought too superficially?In fact, this is a very academic question, but she didn't catch it?

She tentatively replied: "Wood?"

Cheng Gui shook his head: "No."

Shu Liang just guessed the answer casually, and didn't bother to think about it after guessing wrong, so he asked directly: "What is that?"

Cheng Gui: "It's fire." Fire?

Shu Liang silently repeated Cheng Gui's question, and in a flash of electricity, an answer that she couldn't believe came out.

Holding the last hope, Shu Liang asked hesitantly: "Why?" Cheng Gui said seriously: "Because of the ham." The young man didn't look like he was joking at all, and when he talked about the ham, he deliberately paused between each word About a second or two, in case she didn't understand.

Shu Liang couldn't bear it anymore, "Pfft."

Help, it's really a cold joke.

so cold.

But seeing his serious appearance, and wondering if he realized that he was telling a bad joke, Shu Liang somehow felt that the person in front of him was a little cute.

To be honest, Cheng Gui was also apprehensive before speaking.

After all, he found hundreds of jokes last night, but he didn't find anything funny. When he recited them, his expression was numb, and he even felt a little stupid.

"You laughed," Cheng Gui said with a little joy on his brows, "You like to listen, so I'll continue."

"…………"

No, are you really telling a bad joke?

too frightening.

Which of your eyes can see that Gu likes to listen to such stupid jokes?

Does smiling mean liking?

Shu Liang had a dull face, listening to the young man spouting cold jokes, he felt that the food in front of him was no longer tasty.
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After eating, Cheng Gui finally calmed down.

Shu Liang's head was full of all kinds of cold jokes that were forcibly brainwashed, and he felt a little headache, so he raised his hand and rubbed his forehead.

Cheng Gui's tone was natural: "Is there any place you want to go next?"

Hearing the meaning behind his words, Shu Liang shook his head repeatedly in his heart.

Cheng Gui seemed to have taken the wrong medicine today, her whole body was abnormal, she was so scared that she missed half a bowl of rice just now.

Shu Liang hiccupped, eyes full of sincerity: "I promise my mother will go home for dinner tonight." Cheng Gui blinked slowly, his slender and thick eyelashes were as beautiful as the wings of a butterfly, and the amber eyes sparkled Lianyan, feeling irritable, the corners of her mouth unconsciously pursed, "You mean... are you going to abandon me?" "..." What kind of tone is this?
It made her look like a scumbag who always messed up and abandoned.

(End of this chapter)