The animal world of the head of the village

Chapter 217
Bai Yang drove Huang Xiaohu to find a place to eat, and finally chose a food stall.

After getting out of the car, Bai Yang saw Huang Xiaohu's surprised expression, couldn't help but smiled and said, "Have you never eaten a food stall? The fried noodles here are delicious."

"I'm not surprised that you come to this kind of place to eat, I'm just surprised how you know this kind of place."

"I still have a lot of friends. They brought me here once, but only once. I don't like him, so I didn't date him again. Now I suddenly think of the fried noodles here, so I will bring you here to try."

"Your former boyfriend?"

"It's not a boyfriend. He chased me, but I didn't accept it."

"Because he's a poor boy?"

"No, it's not because he has no money, but because I really don't have feelings for him. Although he is very handsome and used to be a hair stylist, I once invested 30 in him to open a hair design studio. But later I still felt that it was inappropriate to be with him, so we separated."

"You have invested in him, which proves that you once liked him, right?"

"I don't like it, I just think he is a very talented person. The key is the handsome guy. I am not immune to handsome guys, but after meeting you, how come I don't like handsome guys so much?"

"Damn it, Bai Yang, you don't have to play around and say I'm ugly. Why don't I think it myself? Although it's not fresh meat, at least it's not pork belly."

"Haha, you are big fat."

"Do you want to eat fried noodles again? If you insult me ​​like this again, I'm going to lose my face?"

"Actually, you're not fat, but you look a bit like a man."

"Who? Is it a star?"

"Of course it's a star."

"I'll go, which star do you think I look like?"

"Ge You, haha, you are the younger version of Ge You with long hair."

"Forget it, I'll find a place to cry for a while. Bai Yang, you say I look like Ge You, and you still say you like me."

"What's wrong with Ge You? Apart from being a bit older, there doesn't seem to be anything bad about it. Besides, you are not a person who depends on your appearance, so what are you afraid of?"

"I don't rely on my face for food, but the inferiority complex in my heart is unwilling to be spoken out directly, do you understand?"

"Huang Xiaohu, this doesn't look like you either. Don't you have three girlfriends? All of them are beauties, why do people fall in love with you? Is it really because you are handsome?"

"It's really not true. One is my childhood sweetheart, one was saved by me, and the other is probably completely conquered by my personal charm."

"Hahaha, personal charm? What kind of charm?"

"I'll go, then tell me, what do you think I have to attract women?"

"I'm telling the truth, don't be angry."

"Tell me, if it really irritates me, I promise not to kill you!"

"Do you remember the first time we met?"

"The time I hit you?"

"Yeah, do you know how arrogant you were at that time? I have never seen a man who is more arrogant than you, and he is really that awesome. Many people are also very arrogant, but they are not powerful on their own, and they have to rely on their side You are completely alone, although your words are ugly and vulgar, but it just makes me feel that you are very powerful, a real man!"

"Miss, brother was also forced. You can't look at your face, you can only practice hard. The so-called expert will know if you have a shot. At that time, I really knew that the winning ticket was in my hands, so I pretended to be coercive. If you Because of this, I really want to advise you, in fact, I am not this kind of person, at least not most of the time."

"Huang Xiaohu, didn't you say that we will meet each other naturally? What if it is really fate? You don't even believe in fate, do you?"

"Okay, I won't discuss these issues with you. Do you want fried noodles or not?"

"Eat, go and eat now."

After getting out of the car, Bai Yang and Huang Xiaohu found an empty table and sat down, then shouted: "Boss, two bowls of fried noodles, slightly spicy."

Huang Xiaohu added: "Give me an fried egg."

Bai Yang said, "Then I want one too."

The fried noodles came out quickly, Huang Xiaohu took a bite, it was really delicious.

Bai Yang had already started to gobble it up, as if he was really starving.

"Bai Yang, can you be a little more ladylike when you eat?"

"I usually don't dare to look like this. Just leave me alone today. I really want to do it just once."

"This is casual, but it's not really possible to be casual. Well, I can't control you anyway, so you can do whatever you want."

"Isn't it up to you? It's said in the movies."

"Don't confuse reality with what's in the movie. Everything in the movie is basically fiction."

"No way, art is also derived from life, the movie is just a little exaggerated, in fact, sometimes reality is even more confusing."

"Let's make a bet. Today is our normal life. In the movie, the hero and heroine are bound to encounter trouble. If we eat today, we won't encounter any trouble. Do you believe it?"

"Not necessarily, if you want to get into trouble, I can help you."

Huang Xiaohu was not yet mentally prepared, Bai Yang suddenly shouted at a group of men and women next to him: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a beautiful woman?"

Huang Xiaohu turned his head and looked, my dear, these people are all killers, five or six people, you can say they are all men, but if you say they are all women, it is probably also possible, even if you say they are monsters , it is estimated that many people believe it.

Black eye circles, colorful hair, messy hairstyle, earrings in the nostrils, chains in the ears, and even more messy clothes.

A guy with rainbow hair glared at Huang Xiaohu and said, "Who the hell is looking at you, you bitch."

When Bai Yang was called a bitch, he was naturally angry. He stood up directly, picked up the soy sauce bottle, and threw it on the opponent's table. That posture was about to start a war.

Huang Xiaohu didn't move his expression, and continued to eat noodles.This chow mein is delicious, don't let it go to waste.

The other party came up and pushed Bai Yang to the ground, Huang Xiaohu deliberately said: "Don't look at me, I don't know her."

Several people actually ignored Huang Xiaohu and went straight to Baiyang.

Bai Yang got up early and hid behind Huang Xiaohu.

The rainbow-haired guy cursed, "Get out, get out for me."

Bai Yang scolded Huang Xiaohu: "You are so cruel, you actually ignored me, I misjudged you."

Huang Xiaohu said: "Why don't you apologize to these little brothers? You were indeed wrong just now, how could you be so rude?"

Bai Yang said: "I don't apologize, if you ignore me, I'll let them beat me up."

Speaking of this, Bai Yang walked out, and the guy with the rainbow hair actually slapped Bai Yang conveniently, making Bai Yang cry.

Huang Xiaohu said: "That's enough for now. It's wrong for this woman to swear at others, and it's also wrong to throw the bottle, but it seems wrong for you to bully her like this?"

The rainbow-haired guy yelled, "I just bullied her, what's wrong?"

Huang Xiaohu said with a smile on his face: "Are you sure? If you apologize to her now, maybe I can pretend nothing happened."

The rainbow-haired guy laughed and said, "Is it up to you? Who is your mother?"

Huang Xiaohu stopped talking, stood up, swished, swished, combined long and short fists, and directly knocked these killers to the ground, and even tore off their ear chains, and pulled off the rings on their noses.

"In the future, if you dress like this, don't come out and scare people!"

Bai Yang laughed foolishly, but punched Huang Xiaohu a few more times, and said, "I was really slapped in the face by him, you can see that my face is almost swollen."

Huang Xiaohu said: "You are the one who cursed people, and you even threw the bottle. If I protect you because you bully others, wouldn't that be a bit unreasonable and unreasonable?"

"Are they honest now? In fact, I can't bear to see them dressed like this, so I deliberately provoked them. I knew you would definitely make a move, and they must not be your opponent."

"Miss, you insist on having a meal and causing trouble. I don't know what to say about you. It's all my fault. I'm free to talk about movies and reality with you."

"How? You lost, you don't want to be lazy."

"Okay, I lost, but I didn't promise you anything?"

"Don't worry, my request is very simple, you just need to kiss me. My face is swollen, can't you comfort him?"

"Just once, never again."

Huang Xiaohu kissed Bai Yang's cheek, and couldn't help but kiss Bai Yang's forehead again.

Bai Yang held Huang Xiaohu in his arms and said softly, "Tell me, if you can be my personal bodyguard, that would be great."

"How's it going?"

"When I go out in the future, I don't have to worry about anyone daring to bully me anymore."

"I'll go, just go out now and don't bully others. After others know your identity, who would dare to bully you?"

"Why don't I mess with a few hooligans again?"

"Forgive me, even if I can fight, it's very powerful, but I don't want to cause trouble everywhere. Besides, there are still police in this world. What should I do if I hurt a gangster and call the police? "

"It's okay. I'll hire a lawyer for you. Even if you go in, I can visit the prison every day."

"Your family runs the prison, and you visit it every day. I don't cause trouble, so don't force me. This time, it's because of me, but it's not an example."

The two of them were chatting, when suddenly a group of people rushed over, holding a thing in their hands, and rushed towards Huang Xiaohu.

The situation at that time was really critical, and there was no time to think or speak at all. In order to protect Bai Yang's safety, Huang Xiaohu could only concentrate on fighting them.

(End of this chapter)