The animal world of the head of the village

Chapter 30 Three Unlucky Snake Catchers
Seeing that there was no one around, Huang Xiaohu slapped himself, his ears began to buzz, and a strange sound appeared.

"Master, you don't like this woman again, do you? I still think the previous woman is better."

"Xiao Bei, I have something to warn you, don't mess around, when the time comes, the male dogs in the village will regard you as an enemy, and we will see how you mess up in the future."

"No, besides the hot girls, there are also Erhei, just two."

"What kind of wind did you receive from Erhei?"

"Hahaha, master, do you know that the village chief often goes to Erhei's house, and seems to have an affair with Erhei's mistress."

"Damn it, it's no wonder that the village chief's legs and feet are inconvenient. This widow grandson is too restrictive."

"I heard from Erhei that the hostess often uses cucumbers."

"Hey, Xiaobei, you know all about this?"

"Is there something I don't understand? My previous mistress used not only cucumbers, but imitation sticks."

"Don't be disgusting, let's not talk about this, the mood of the hot girl seems not right recently, have you noticed?"

"It seems to be that you are not feeling well, can you have it?"

"Damn, so fast?"

"It's been more than a month, so it's not too fast. At that time, I may have to ask the master to help me and ask the doctor to come and help me."

"I said why the hot girl has a big belly, why didn't I think of it?"

"Master, now can you understand why I went to Erhei during this time?"

"Okay, you have to take good care of your children in the future, you know?"

"Don't you raise it? We are all raised by you, so you don't care about the child?"

"Beck, I mean you treat hot girls and kids well."

"Do you need to say? Of course I know, I'm a good dog!"

After returning home, Huang Xiaohu had a special chat with the hot girl. At this time, Huang Xiaohu discovered that the hot girl was really pregnant, and the hot girl had a really good personality. She might have been abandoned once and had a new home and a new owner. The hot girls are very obedient and don't want to trouble the owner.

Huang Xiaohu's trouble is that after communicating with animals, he no longer treats them as ordinary animals, and actually has feelings for them, so now that he doesn't eat meat, he doesn't even have the heart to slap ants and mosquitoes to death.

It is said that the network in the village has already started construction, but this day Huang Xiaohu saw a few extra pieces of bamboo on the window sill of his house.

Huang Xiaohu hurried to the bamboo forest in the back mountain.

Huang Xiaohu slapped himself, his ears began to buzz, and a strange sound appeared.

"Brother Snake, Brother Snake!"

"You're finally here, how's it going? Last time I told you that there were snake catchers, you promised to help me!"

"Have those people appeared? Where are they?"

"I came here yesterday and caught more than 20 of my partners. I guess I should come here soon!"

"Are they catching snakes here?"

"The latest news, they have gone up the mountain and will be here soon. Help us, please!"

"Okay, Brother Snake! I'll find a way now."

After a while, I saw three people sneaking into the bamboo forest.

Huang Xiaohu immediately ran over and asked, "What do you guys do?"

The leader was carrying a sack on his back and was smoking Double Happiness brand cigarettes. After seeing Huang Xiaohu, he didn't even run away. He walked up to him and asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a villager here! What are you guys doing up the mountain?"

"Does this mountain belong to your family? Or does this land belong to your family?"

"It's not mine."

"It's not your family, can you control it?"

"I know what you are here for, hurry up now, you can't just catch snakes here!"

"You kid is quite interesting. I have been catching snakes for so many years. You told me that it is not allowed here? Is it not allowed here or you? Why do you not allow it?"

"Anyway, I won't let you catch snakes casually when I see it. If you continue, don't blame me for being rude!"

The three snake catchers actually burst out laughing after hearing Huang Xiaohu's words.

A guy took out the fork and shook it at Huang Xiaohu, and said sharply: "Are you being rude, or am I being rude to you? If you dare to babble again, I will beat you now!"

Just as he was talking, suddenly a guy seemed to have discovered a snake in the bamboo forest. He hurriedly used a wooden stick to test it, and even called his companions to rush over to help.

Huang Xiaohu was worried that Brother Snake would be caught, so he rushed over in a moment of impatience, snatched the man's stick and threw it aside.

The guy with the wooden stick didn't react, and the stick was snatched away. At this moment, another guy with the snake fork kicked Huang Xiaohu to the ground.

Huang Xiaohu got up and wrestled with the guy holding the snake fork.

The leader went up and punched Huang Xiaohu, just above Huang Xiaohu's ear.

Huang Xiaohu's ears began to buzz, and a miraculous scene appeared.

"What should I do? Do you want to go up and help?"

"It looks like that kid is going to be beaten this time!"

"Three hit one, I guess he will be miserable!"

"Courage is commendable, but skill is too poor!"

"Where's the boss? Shall we go out and bite people?"

……

After waiting for so many sounds, Huang Xiaohu knew that they were all from the snakes lurking nearby.

Being surrounded and beaten by three guys, Huang Xiaohu could hardly hold on anymore, suddenly Huang Xiaohu thought of a way.

"Brother Snake, bring all your brothers out! Surround them! Don't bite them, I have a way to make them leave! Remember, don't kill anyone, otherwise your life will not be easy!"

"Okay, let's come out with hundreds of brothers now!"

"Hurry up, go out and help!"

"Surround them? What if they are in a hurry and cross us?"

"Don't worry, if it's a man, go out and help!"

After a while, hundreds of soil snakes and other soil snakes suddenly appeared from all around, surrounding Huang Xiaohu and the others.

The snake catchers had never seen such a big battle, and several people were terrified, and they were ready to fight a bloody road.

Huang Xiaohu said to them: "The mountain, although it is not my mountain; the land, although it is not my land. But these snakes are all my snakes!"

"The snake belongs to your family?"

"Don't fucking brag! Your snake, did you mark it?"

"There are so many snakes, damn it, boss, I'm afraid it will be over this time."

Huang Xiaohu continued: "Believe it or not, if I say a word, they will all leave. Of course, if I say another word, they will reappear!"

"Just brag, you think this is a circus? Even if you raise snakes, these snakes can still obey your orders?"

"Boy, have you been beaten stupid? If you can make the snake disappear, I will obey you!"

Huang Xiaohu turned to Snake and said, "Brother Snake, cooperate with me later! I whistle and you disappear, and I scream and you come out again!"

"Okay, brothers, do you hear me, cooperate!"

"Whistling goes away, shouting comes out, right?"

"Whistle? What whistle?"

"Stop making trouble, hurry up and cooperate!"

The three snake catchers watched Huang Xiaohu twist his body constantly and make inexplicable noises. Of course they didn't know that Huang Xiaohu was talking to snakes, they just thought they were meeting a mentally abnormal person.

After Huang Xiaohu finished talking with Brother Snake, he immediately said to the three guys: "Look!"

Huang Xiaohu whistled, and as soon as he heard the whistle, hundreds of snakes disappeared without a trace in an instant.

The three snake catchers couldn't close their mouths in surprise.

Huang Xiaohu said proudly: "Do you still want to watch a play? I'll call out all my snake brothers again?"

"Little brother, stop making trouble! I can't see that you are quite powerful!"

"We beat you just now, you won't take revenge?"

Huang Xiaohu ignored their feelings and shouted directly.

In an instant, hundreds of them suddenly appeared, and surrounded the three snake catchers again.

"Stop making trouble, are you good? Little brother, I hit you just now, I'm sorry!"

"Yeah, we really don't know Taishan with our eyes. Little brother, you are really a strange person!"

"It's not just a strange person, it's a god-man. You can control so many snakes. Now you say that this snake belongs to your family, we all believe it, and you say that this snake was born by you, we all believe it! Oh my god, too terrifying!"

Huang Xiaohu looked at them sweating profusely from the fright, and was very proud of himself, but he pretended to be very flat and said: "You hit me just now, I was going to let the snake bite you, but I was worried about killing people! Later, I figured it out, you guys were originally going up the mountain to catch snakes, don’t you deserve it if you were bitten by a snake?”

"Brother, don't be so cruel, okay?"

"Brother, please forgive me!"

"Brother, what do you say you want to do?"

Huang Xiaohu stared at them, then pretended to think for a while, and then said: "Okay, I wanted to let you go, but I was beaten up by you guys, my snake brothers saw it, you said, I Isn't it embarrassing?"

"Yes, yes, oh, no, no! Brother, you have face!"

"Brother, save face, tell me, how can I make you feel face?"

"How about you beat us up too?"

Huang Xiaohu smiled and said: "Okay, good idea! Come over one by one and let me hit you a few times, just to make sense of it. Otherwise, in front of so many snake brothers, you hit me, and I didn't get the prize back, indeed. It’s hard to explain to my thousands of snake brothers. There are still hundreds of snake brothers coming over! Think about it yourself.”

At this time, the three snake catchers were of course the most important thing to save their lives. Without further ado, they walked up to Huang Xiaohu one by one, and Huang Xiaohu slapped several times and kicked several times.

After lecturing them, Huang Xiaohu deliberately asked again: "Are you still coming tomorrow? If you do, how about I let you see the scene of thousands of snakes dancing?"

"Do you still dare to come here? We won't come here to catch snakes, definitely not!"

"Brother, if we can save our lives and go back today, how dare we come again next time? Do you think we are stupid?"

Huang Xiaohu was about to let them go, when suddenly several voices came from his ears.

(End of this chapter)