The animal world of the head of the village

Chapter 372

The matter of the H country's presidential election came to an end. Huang Xiaohu left the Girls' Team and flew back to the Shenlong Township Autonomous Region in an expert.

According to Huang Xiaohu's plan in advance, that day was the global press conference of the Shenlong Township Autonomous Region.

(The following conversations have all been translated.)
Huang Xiaohu announced to journalists and media workers all over the world: "God's will, the president of country M has been punished by heaven because he failed to keep his promise. I officially announce that the mother, wife and daughter of the president of country M are all pregnant Already!"

The audience was in an uproar, because the news was so shocking, but because country M hadn't announced it at all, many reporters began to doubt the authenticity of this matter.

A reporter from Country M asked: "As far as we know, Head Huang has never visited Country M recently, and the government of Country M has restricted the entry of Head Huang, so now that the president's mother, wife and daughter are pregnant, what about Huang? Where did the mayor find out about it? And whose child does it belong to?"

Huang Xiaohu said: "It doesn't matter who the child is now, but the pregnancy incident must be true and reliable."

A reporter from country D asked, "Why didn't the government of country M announce the news?"

Huang Xiaohu said: "The government of country M will definitely block the news about this kind of thing, so I held this press conference to let the government of country M announce the truth."

A reporter from country E asked: "Since the mayor Huang said that the mother, wife and daughter of the president of country M are pregnant, does he already have some evidence? Now that there is such evidence, why not directly announce it?"

Huang Xiaohu said: "I think it is more appropriate for this matter to be officially announced by the government of country M. After all, everyone has their own right to privacy. I don't want to disclose personal privacy, but I just remind the government of country M not to Continue to hide the truth, otherwise it will only cause more trouble."

An Australian reporter asked: "The bigger trouble, what does the head of Huang Township refer to?"

Huang Xiaohu said: "We all know that country M has been playing the role of the justice police of the United Nations all over the world, so integrity and candor are very important, but if the government of country M conceals the truth, it will eventually be known by the whole world After the final truth, I think the government of country M will stop coming out to make a fool of itself.”

A reporter from country M said: "Major Huang, according to the laws of country M, your irresponsible nonsense is already a crime. If you have evidence, please publish it now!"

Huang Xiaohu said: "You also said that it is the law of country M, but now this is the Shenlong Township Autonomous Region. I also want to say that according to the laws of the Shenlong Township Autonomous Region, what you just did is considered an insult to the chief executive, not a simple crime. It is a vicious crime that can be directly executed."

The country M reporter was too frightened to speak nonsense, and the rest of the reporters burst into laughter.

After the press conference ended, the global news media began to press the government of country M.

Basically, it is such a debate now, and it also represents the mainstream disputes in news media around the world.

The affirmative's point of view is: since Huang Xiaohu said that the government of country M concealed the truth, then Huang Xiaohu should produce evidence of the specific truth, not just talk about it.

The opposite point of view is: Since the government of country M declares that Huang Xiaohu is a bunch of nonsense, it should produce factual evidence to prove that the mother, wife and daughter of the president of country M are not pregnant at all, but the government of country M has been avoiding this issue, so It is very doubtful that the government of country M is indeed concealing the truth.

It is estimated that the most painful thing now is the president of country M himself, because his mother, wife and daughter are pregnant separately, and if the children are all alone, how to straighten out the seniority and relationship between them after the children are born Woolen cloth?
The most embarrassing thing is that this pregnancy incident was announced by the global news media. What's even more frightening is that when I went to the hospital for treatment in secret, I realized that the pregnant little life is integrated with the life of the pregnant person Yes, that is, there is no way to abort unless the adults and children finish playing together.

If such a thing as pregnancy cannot be dealt with in time, it will be impossible to hide it sooner or later. Therefore, after careful consideration, the government of country M also held a global press conference to confirm the fact that the president's mother, wife and daughter are pregnant, but they They each found a father for their children.

The president of country M should be glad that his father is still there, so the news diplomat of country M explained as follows: "The president's father and mother are as loving as ever, and they have successfully created a man recently; the president and his wife have always been loving husband and wife, and it happened that his wife was pregnant The president’s daughter’s boyfriend and she accidentally had a child, but the president’s family has forgiven and encouraged them to have the child.”

Reporters and news media around the world were in an uproar, because this was too much of a coincidence, and it was unimaginable that all three of them happened to be pregnant together.

The crisis public relations of the government of country M has had a counterproductive effect this time.

It is actually not important to prove who the father of the child is. What is important now is that the government of country M recognizes the fact that the president's mother, wife and daughter are pregnant.

That is to say, what Huang Xiaohu said at the press conference earlier was all true, and more people believed that it was God's will, and it was a punishment for country M's dishonesty.

At this time, the government of Country M actually invited Huang Xiaohu to visit Country M, and some news media reporters speculated that this was a political conspiracy by the government of Country M, and they wanted to take this opportunity to take revenge on Huang Xiaohu.

After discussing with the officials of the autonomous region, Huang Xiaohu decided to kick the ball to the country Z government.So Yu Suhua and Director Sun of the Ministry of Government Affairs went to B Beijing together and reported the matter to Commissioner Huang.

After receiving the highest instructions from the government leaders, Commissioner Huang said to Su Hua and Director Sun: "Since the government of Country M invites you, then let the Chief Huang go over."

Huang Xiaohu received the latest instructions, so he was ready to accept the invitation from the M country government.

This matter was strongly opposed by Zhao Yali and Zhang Yalan. They believed that the country M government invited Huang Xiaohu over with malicious intentions, and would definitely plan to deal with Huang Xiaohu secretly.

Zhao Yali said: "Some time ago, you have been away for more than a month, and you are from country H, country R, ​​and Thailand. Now you have come back with great difficulty. You have not been with us for a few days, and you have to go out again. Husband, think about it." Do we feel good?"

Zhang Yalan said: "Huang Xiaohu, after you left, I can't sleep every night. I can only sleep normally when you are here. I beg you, don't go out again, okay?"

Huang Xiaohu knew that Zhang Yalan couldn't sleep because he didn't apply the biological medicine, but he couldn't say anything about it, so he could only say, "I promise you, I'm going to country M this time, and I'll be back in two days. OK?"

Zhao Yali said: "Aren't you afraid that the government of country M will make small moves? This time they invited you over, it must be for the last time you made a high-profile impregnation of the president's mother, wife and daughter, and you humiliated the president, they can let them go You?"

Zhang Yalan said: "If you don't go to country M, I don't think it's a big problem, and I can accept it, but now the government of country M has made it clear that it wants to fight with you, so you still go? To die?"

Huang Xiaohu explained: "In fact, I didn't want to go at first, so I reported this to the government, but the higher authorities asked me to go, can I still not go?"

Speaking of this, Zhao Yali and Zhang Yalan didn't know what to say. After all, the government of Country Z couldn't be offended. Since the government leaders said to let Huang Xiaohu go, then Huang Xiaohu really had no reason to refuse.

Zhao Yali could only say: "Husband, you have to be careful, we are all waiting for you to come back at home. If you have something to do, we will all be with you."

Huang Xiaohu hugged Zhao Yali and Zhang Yalan in his arms, and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely be careful this time. It doesn't matter if I have a problem. I don't want to see you unprotected by then. For you and the children I will come back safe and sound."

After Yu Suhua communicated and coordinated with the government of country M, he finalized the itinerary of his visit to country M and sent it to Huang Xiaohu for confirmation.

Huang Xiaohu saw that this trip did not include New York, but just Los Angeles, so he agreed without thinking too much.

In fact, Huang Xiaohu still doesn't know what tricks the country M government is doing this time, but if they dare to invite you over, they must have made sufficient preparations, so Huang Xiaohu has also made sufficient preparations for this trip to country M .

First of all, in terms of bodyguards, Huang Xiaohu carefully selected four bio-soldiers, plus Bai Yang, so there were five guards.

Huang Xiaohu even went to a doctor of biology and got some special biological medicines, mainly for detoxification after poisoning and physical recovery after severe injuries.

Finally, it was time for the visit. After saying goodbye to Zhao Yali, Zhang Yalan, Princess Jiazi and the children, Huang Xiaohu left the Shenlong Township Autonomous Region, went to the provincial capital airport, and took a special plane to M country Los Angeles.

After arriving in Los Angeles, Huang Xiaohu felt the hostility of the people of country M, because Huang Xiaohu had been completely demonized in country M, and Huang Xiaohu was almost called a terrorist.

Huang Xiaohu originally had some good feelings for the people of country M, but after this violent pick-up incident, Huang Xiaohu's only good feelings for the people of country M disappeared.

The first stop in Los Angeles, the global press conference.

The government of country M asked Huang Xiaohu to clarify the truth, that is, the pregnancy incident of the president's mother, wife and daughter had nothing to do with Huang Xiaohu.

It makes sense, and the facts seem to be the same, because Huang Xiaohu was restricted from entering the country when they were pregnant, that is to say, Huang Xiaohu had no contact with them at all, so it was impossible for them to become pregnant.

(End of this chapter)