The animal world of the head of the village
Chapter 95 Meeting the Siberian Tiger's Needs
Chapter 95 Meeting the Siberian Tiger's Needs
Siberian tigers looked at the pictures of these female tigress, and their eyes began to glow green.
"Brother, don't make so many tigresses come to lure me, okay?"
"Brother Siberian Tiger, it's no wonder you don't have a nosebleed tonight. I still have high-definition and uncensored ones here, and I'll throw them into the cage for you later."
"Brother, I can't stand it anymore, I can't stand it anymore, brother, what do you think?"
"I know that you are so good, everyone has breeders, and you are very restless when you live alone. I knew it, so you are a ****!"
"Stop it, brother, please stop it. Oh my god, I can't take it anymore, I can't stand it anymore."
"Do you know how uncomfortable it is? Do you beg me?"
"Brother, do you really have a younger sister? I like one with a bigger butt."
"I'll go, you Siberian tiger, if you're looking for a tigress, it's a tigress, and you can also find a little sister. Okay, I promise you, you can choose by yourself in the photo, there are many tigresses with big butts, as long as you listen to me tomorrow."
"Listen to you, absolutely listen to you."
"Siberian tiger, listen carefully, if you dissatisfy me tomorrow, then you will never think about your little sister in this life, I told them that if you are disobedient, you will be eunuched when you go back. "
"Errated? What do you mean? I will definitely listen to you. Did you choose randomly from the photos? Then I really chose, you must make arrangements!"
"Don't worry, Siberian Tiger, this matter is on me."
At this time, the breeder came to feed and saw Huang Xiaohu pretending to be a tiger. He couldn't help but smiled and said, "Mr. Huang, do you think you can learn how to speak like a tiger? Save yourself, I have worked in the zoo for more than ten years." It’s been years, and I’ve never seen a person who can talk to animals.”
Huang Xiaohu smiled awkwardly, and said, "I'm just playing with the tiger."
After saying this, Huang Xiaohu said to the tiger in the cage: "I'll throw the photos in, and you choose slowly. I'll come to you tomorrow. If you don't obey me, you'll have nothing. If you satisfy me, you'll have a big ass." My little sister is definitely indispensable."
After finishing the tiger, Huang Xiaohu came to a car, and Hu Xiaomei had been waiting for a while.
Hu Xiaomei drove Huang Xiaohu back, and said while driving, "Is it done?"
"Almost, it shouldn't be a big problem."
"Be careful tomorrow, it's a tiger after all, and it's quite dangerous."
"If you don't do this, how can you convince the villagers?"
"What if there are villagers questioning tomorrow?"
"I've already figured out a way, and I don't think anyone will dare to question it."
"The cost of inviting tigers to perform this time is 20 yuan, which is still a relative price. Usually they come out."
"20 is not cheap, Hu Xiaomei, is this a big deal for us?"
"No, the big money is still to come. Since you have this ability, I think there must be bigger scenes in the future. By the way, why does your ability fail when you reach the county seat?"
"I don't know very well. It may have something to do with Huilong Village. As for what is the relationship, I am trying to find out. Hu Xiaomei, didn't we buy two cars? When will the other one arrive?"
"In a few days, I'll have someone bring it over, and I'll replace it with a Jinbei van. I think two small cars are wasted, and a van can carry some things."
"Who drives the van?"
"It's really not good, let me drive. I also know that Zhao Yali and Zhang Yalan don't drive very much. They both have a driver's license and don't have much actual driving experience. I guess Zhang Yalan is better. Zhao Yali only drove on the road twice."
"Well, you decide. There are not many cars on the road from Huilong Village to Longgui Town now, so they can practice more. There is one more thing I am going to discuss with you."
"whats the matter?"
"I'm going to send Yu Su Hua and Zhang Qiuyan to study abroad."
"Are you crazy? What do you care about them?"
"Hu Xiaomei, don't you think we need to train some business elites?"
"Huang Xiaohu, you also know that you are a business elite, not an elite who sleeps with you. Do Yu Suhua and Zhang Qiuyan have that condition?"
"Yes, of course there is, but there is a lack of opportunity. It is actually a kind of packaging, do you understand?"
"You mean sending them abroad for gold plating? It's the kind of study abroad where you get a pheasant college diploma in a year?"
"That's right, Hu Xiaomei, it's much easier to talk to you. I told Zhao Yali about it, and it didn't drive me crazy."
"Zhao Yali is so innocent, she probably doesn't even know that studying abroad can play like this."
"What do you think of my thoughts?"
"It's not that good. Let's see how they perform tomorrow."
When they drove to the temporary parking lot, a few wolfhounds ran over wagging their tails, and Huang Xiaohu greeted them after getting off the car.
Hu Xiaomei parked the car and followed Huang Xiaohu to go home directly.
After going back, Hu Xiaomei handed over the car keys to Zhao Yali, and said, "You and Zhang Yalan have nothing to do. You need to go out and practice the car. If you go on the road more often, it will definitely be useful in the future. Now go back to Longcun to Longgui Town, basically There is no one and no cars on the road, which is just suitable for you beginners to practice. Two people go together, and there is also a care."
Huang Xiaohu also confessed: "Take Xiao Bei with you, he will take care of you."
When it came to Xiao Bei, Xiao Bei ran over in a hurry, and then started to lick Huang Xiaohu's shoes.This was a secret signal from Xiaobei and Huang Xiaohu, so Huang Xiaohu slapped himself, his ears began to buzz, and a strange sound appeared.
"Master, it's not good. Recently, many male dogs have started pestering Xiao Qi. What should I do?"
"Hold Xiao Qi?"
"Yeah, they fired electricity at Xiaoqi, and even licked Xiaoqi around."
"I'll go, is this okay?"
"Master, how should I handle this matter? Those wolfhounds are very powerful, I'm afraid I can't handle it myself, but I don't want Xiao Qi to be bullied."
"Okay, I even forgot that Xiaoqi is a girl dog. Tomorrow I will make it clear to the police dog instructor and the others so that they cannot harass Xiaoqi. What do you think?"
"Well, the master is still wise. Thank you, master."
"Anything else?"
"Yes, I also recently fell in love with a wolf girl."
"Wolf girl?"
"Yes, it's called Belle."
"Beile? Police dog instructor? Isn't it, Xiaobei, so this is a female instructor?"
"I know those powerful police dogs are all around him, so I have no chance to attack, master, can you help me find a way!?"
"Xiao Bei, you are too, what should I say? Well, let me help you ask what Bei Lei means, but be careful, although you are my friend, you can't force people to do things they don't want , otherwise I will really castrate you!"
"Understood, am I the kind of dog to rely on people's power? So, didn't I discuss it with you? Master, what do you think?"
"Okay, I know what to do. As for Xiao Qi's matter, don't worry, there will be no more wolf dogs harassing her. Your Bei Lei, let me ask for you. If others are willing, you can try it. But Xiaobei, if you dare to seduce a police officer, you are really desperate to pick up girls."
"Master, I can't help it. Didn't I learn this from you? Master, you are surrounded by beauties, so I can't pursue the wolf girl?"
Hu Xiaomei and Zhao Yali watched Huang Xiaohu and Xiaobei yelling back and forth. Although they didn't understand what they were talking about, they couldn't help laughing out loud.
After chatting with Xiaobei, Huang Xiaohu suddenly thought of Xiaoqing, so he asked Hu Xiaomei: "Why don't you bring Xiaoqing back?"
Hu Xiaomei pursed her lips and said, "I wanted to take it back this time, but my mother wouldn't let me take Xiaoqing away, and said that Xiaoqing was much more obedient and cuter than me. It seems that Xiaoqing has completely fascinated my mother." gone."
Huang Xiaohu said with a smile: "Then do you want to adopt another one?"
Hu Xiaomei hurriedly said: "Don't do it, I am very afraid of the recurrence of the last tragedy. Now I dare not keep pets, because I am really worried that I will not be able to bear the sadness and loss."
Early the next morning, Hu Xiaomei asked Zhao Yali and Zhang Yalan to drive out, with the purpose of taking the truck and the animal trainer back to Longcun, and practicing Zhang Yalan and Zhao Yali's driving skills.
Everything seemed to be going well. Zhang Yalan had her own task in Longgui Town, which was to prevent the village party secretary Sun Changfu from going back and forth to the Longcun Village Committee.
Hu Xiaomei asked Zhao Yali to drive the big truck to the temporary parking lot at the entrance of Huilong Village.
It was about ten o'clock at this time, so the animal trainer and his assistants made preparations, and the tiger had been driven into a small iron cage, which could be unloaded and pushed to the village committee at any time.
Everything was ready, and it was almost time for lunch.Hu Xiaomei took the driver and animal trainer to the village committee, where Yu Su Hua and Zhang Qiuyan happened to be waiting.
Lunch is arranged to be eaten at Su Hua's house. The men of the animal trainer's eyes are straightened when they see the beautiful women, so what Yu Su Hua says is what they say.
Hu Xiaomei and Huang Xiaohu deliberately didn't eat with them, the purpose was to create a chance for them to be alone together, and of course the bigger purpose was to get the animal trainer and his assistant drunk.
It is estimated that after drinking for a while, Yu Suhua realized that something was wrong. Those people drank too much, and the driver refused to drink anything because he wanted to drive, so the situation was a little out of control.If you drink any more, I'm afraid it will be Yu Suhua and Zhang Qiuyan who will fall down.
Fortunately, Hu Xiaomei had already prepared a second plan, asking someone to deliver a bottle of supreme brandy.
Yu Suhua and Zhang Qiuyan were determined to go all out. In short, after a lot of hard work, the animal trainer, assistant and the breeder all drank the supreme brandy.
There are drugs in the wine, and I was fine at first after drinking it, but I fell down when I saw the wind.
The animal trainer, his assistant, and the breeder all fainted as soon as they went out, so the driver could only call Hu Xiaomei for help.
Huang Xiaohu and Hu Xiaomei rushed over and found that besides the driver, Yu Suhua and Zhang Qiuyan were drunk and unconscious, while the animal trainer, his assistant and the breeder fell asleep directly outside the door.
Huang Xiaohu hurriedly called the villagers to help them into the house, and found a sofa and a bed, barely settling these people down.
The driver said, "What should I do now? What kind of wine is this? It can't be poisonous, can it?"
Hu Xiaomei said: "It's fine to drink foreign wine, but it's probably because of the cold wind, so they all fainted. Don't worry, they are just drunk, it's nothing serious."
The driver asked again: "How about the performance in the afternoon?"
Hu Xiaomei said: "Well, I'll find someone to go to the town and ask the doctor to come over, and the driver brother will trouble you to take care of them here first."
The driver had no choice but to agree, and Hu Xiaomei asked the female accountant in the village to take care of Yu Suhua and Zhang Qiuyan, and then went to the village committee with Huang Xiaohu.
(End of this chapter)
Siberian tigers looked at the pictures of these female tigress, and their eyes began to glow green.
"Brother, don't make so many tigresses come to lure me, okay?"
"Brother Siberian Tiger, it's no wonder you don't have a nosebleed tonight. I still have high-definition and uncensored ones here, and I'll throw them into the cage for you later."
"Brother, I can't stand it anymore, I can't stand it anymore, brother, what do you think?"
"I know that you are so good, everyone has breeders, and you are very restless when you live alone. I knew it, so you are a ****!"
"Stop it, brother, please stop it. Oh my god, I can't take it anymore, I can't stand it anymore."
"Do you know how uncomfortable it is? Do you beg me?"
"Brother, do you really have a younger sister? I like one with a bigger butt."
"I'll go, you Siberian tiger, if you're looking for a tigress, it's a tigress, and you can also find a little sister. Okay, I promise you, you can choose by yourself in the photo, there are many tigresses with big butts, as long as you listen to me tomorrow."
"Listen to you, absolutely listen to you."
"Siberian tiger, listen carefully, if you dissatisfy me tomorrow, then you will never think about your little sister in this life, I told them that if you are disobedient, you will be eunuched when you go back. "
"Errated? What do you mean? I will definitely listen to you. Did you choose randomly from the photos? Then I really chose, you must make arrangements!"
"Don't worry, Siberian Tiger, this matter is on me."
At this time, the breeder came to feed and saw Huang Xiaohu pretending to be a tiger. He couldn't help but smiled and said, "Mr. Huang, do you think you can learn how to speak like a tiger? Save yourself, I have worked in the zoo for more than ten years." It’s been years, and I’ve never seen a person who can talk to animals.”
Huang Xiaohu smiled awkwardly, and said, "I'm just playing with the tiger."
After saying this, Huang Xiaohu said to the tiger in the cage: "I'll throw the photos in, and you choose slowly. I'll come to you tomorrow. If you don't obey me, you'll have nothing. If you satisfy me, you'll have a big ass." My little sister is definitely indispensable."
After finishing the tiger, Huang Xiaohu came to a car, and Hu Xiaomei had been waiting for a while.
Hu Xiaomei drove Huang Xiaohu back, and said while driving, "Is it done?"
"Almost, it shouldn't be a big problem."
"Be careful tomorrow, it's a tiger after all, and it's quite dangerous."
"If you don't do this, how can you convince the villagers?"
"What if there are villagers questioning tomorrow?"
"I've already figured out a way, and I don't think anyone will dare to question it."
"The cost of inviting tigers to perform this time is 20 yuan, which is still a relative price. Usually they come out."
"20 is not cheap, Hu Xiaomei, is this a big deal for us?"
"No, the big money is still to come. Since you have this ability, I think there must be bigger scenes in the future. By the way, why does your ability fail when you reach the county seat?"
"I don't know very well. It may have something to do with Huilong Village. As for what is the relationship, I am trying to find out. Hu Xiaomei, didn't we buy two cars? When will the other one arrive?"
"In a few days, I'll have someone bring it over, and I'll replace it with a Jinbei van. I think two small cars are wasted, and a van can carry some things."
"Who drives the van?"
"It's really not good, let me drive. I also know that Zhao Yali and Zhang Yalan don't drive very much. They both have a driver's license and don't have much actual driving experience. I guess Zhang Yalan is better. Zhao Yali only drove on the road twice."
"Well, you decide. There are not many cars on the road from Huilong Village to Longgui Town now, so they can practice more. There is one more thing I am going to discuss with you."
"whats the matter?"
"I'm going to send Yu Su Hua and Zhang Qiuyan to study abroad."
"Are you crazy? What do you care about them?"
"Hu Xiaomei, don't you think we need to train some business elites?"
"Huang Xiaohu, you also know that you are a business elite, not an elite who sleeps with you. Do Yu Suhua and Zhang Qiuyan have that condition?"
"Yes, of course there is, but there is a lack of opportunity. It is actually a kind of packaging, do you understand?"
"You mean sending them abroad for gold plating? It's the kind of study abroad where you get a pheasant college diploma in a year?"
"That's right, Hu Xiaomei, it's much easier to talk to you. I told Zhao Yali about it, and it didn't drive me crazy."
"Zhao Yali is so innocent, she probably doesn't even know that studying abroad can play like this."
"What do you think of my thoughts?"
"It's not that good. Let's see how they perform tomorrow."
When they drove to the temporary parking lot, a few wolfhounds ran over wagging their tails, and Huang Xiaohu greeted them after getting off the car.
Hu Xiaomei parked the car and followed Huang Xiaohu to go home directly.
After going back, Hu Xiaomei handed over the car keys to Zhao Yali, and said, "You and Zhang Yalan have nothing to do. You need to go out and practice the car. If you go on the road more often, it will definitely be useful in the future. Now go back to Longcun to Longgui Town, basically There is no one and no cars on the road, which is just suitable for you beginners to practice. Two people go together, and there is also a care."
Huang Xiaohu also confessed: "Take Xiao Bei with you, he will take care of you."
When it came to Xiao Bei, Xiao Bei ran over in a hurry, and then started to lick Huang Xiaohu's shoes.This was a secret signal from Xiaobei and Huang Xiaohu, so Huang Xiaohu slapped himself, his ears began to buzz, and a strange sound appeared.
"Master, it's not good. Recently, many male dogs have started pestering Xiao Qi. What should I do?"
"Hold Xiao Qi?"
"Yeah, they fired electricity at Xiaoqi, and even licked Xiaoqi around."
"I'll go, is this okay?"
"Master, how should I handle this matter? Those wolfhounds are very powerful, I'm afraid I can't handle it myself, but I don't want Xiao Qi to be bullied."
"Okay, I even forgot that Xiaoqi is a girl dog. Tomorrow I will make it clear to the police dog instructor and the others so that they cannot harass Xiaoqi. What do you think?"
"Well, the master is still wise. Thank you, master."
"Anything else?"
"Yes, I also recently fell in love with a wolf girl."
"Wolf girl?"
"Yes, it's called Belle."
"Beile? Police dog instructor? Isn't it, Xiaobei, so this is a female instructor?"
"I know those powerful police dogs are all around him, so I have no chance to attack, master, can you help me find a way!?"
"Xiao Bei, you are too, what should I say? Well, let me help you ask what Bei Lei means, but be careful, although you are my friend, you can't force people to do things they don't want , otherwise I will really castrate you!"
"Understood, am I the kind of dog to rely on people's power? So, didn't I discuss it with you? Master, what do you think?"
"Okay, I know what to do. As for Xiao Qi's matter, don't worry, there will be no more wolf dogs harassing her. Your Bei Lei, let me ask for you. If others are willing, you can try it. But Xiaobei, if you dare to seduce a police officer, you are really desperate to pick up girls."
"Master, I can't help it. Didn't I learn this from you? Master, you are surrounded by beauties, so I can't pursue the wolf girl?"
Hu Xiaomei and Zhao Yali watched Huang Xiaohu and Xiaobei yelling back and forth. Although they didn't understand what they were talking about, they couldn't help laughing out loud.
After chatting with Xiaobei, Huang Xiaohu suddenly thought of Xiaoqing, so he asked Hu Xiaomei: "Why don't you bring Xiaoqing back?"
Hu Xiaomei pursed her lips and said, "I wanted to take it back this time, but my mother wouldn't let me take Xiaoqing away, and said that Xiaoqing was much more obedient and cuter than me. It seems that Xiaoqing has completely fascinated my mother." gone."
Huang Xiaohu said with a smile: "Then do you want to adopt another one?"
Hu Xiaomei hurriedly said: "Don't do it, I am very afraid of the recurrence of the last tragedy. Now I dare not keep pets, because I am really worried that I will not be able to bear the sadness and loss."
Early the next morning, Hu Xiaomei asked Zhao Yali and Zhang Yalan to drive out, with the purpose of taking the truck and the animal trainer back to Longcun, and practicing Zhang Yalan and Zhao Yali's driving skills.
Everything seemed to be going well. Zhang Yalan had her own task in Longgui Town, which was to prevent the village party secretary Sun Changfu from going back and forth to the Longcun Village Committee.
Hu Xiaomei asked Zhao Yali to drive the big truck to the temporary parking lot at the entrance of Huilong Village.
It was about ten o'clock at this time, so the animal trainer and his assistants made preparations, and the tiger had been driven into a small iron cage, which could be unloaded and pushed to the village committee at any time.
Everything was ready, and it was almost time for lunch.Hu Xiaomei took the driver and animal trainer to the village committee, where Yu Su Hua and Zhang Qiuyan happened to be waiting.
Lunch is arranged to be eaten at Su Hua's house. The men of the animal trainer's eyes are straightened when they see the beautiful women, so what Yu Su Hua says is what they say.
Hu Xiaomei and Huang Xiaohu deliberately didn't eat with them, the purpose was to create a chance for them to be alone together, and of course the bigger purpose was to get the animal trainer and his assistant drunk.
It is estimated that after drinking for a while, Yu Suhua realized that something was wrong. Those people drank too much, and the driver refused to drink anything because he wanted to drive, so the situation was a little out of control.If you drink any more, I'm afraid it will be Yu Suhua and Zhang Qiuyan who will fall down.
Fortunately, Hu Xiaomei had already prepared a second plan, asking someone to deliver a bottle of supreme brandy.
Yu Suhua and Zhang Qiuyan were determined to go all out. In short, after a lot of hard work, the animal trainer, assistant and the breeder all drank the supreme brandy.
There are drugs in the wine, and I was fine at first after drinking it, but I fell down when I saw the wind.
The animal trainer, his assistant, and the breeder all fainted as soon as they went out, so the driver could only call Hu Xiaomei for help.
Huang Xiaohu and Hu Xiaomei rushed over and found that besides the driver, Yu Suhua and Zhang Qiuyan were drunk and unconscious, while the animal trainer, his assistant and the breeder fell asleep directly outside the door.
Huang Xiaohu hurriedly called the villagers to help them into the house, and found a sofa and a bed, barely settling these people down.
The driver said, "What should I do now? What kind of wine is this? It can't be poisonous, can it?"
Hu Xiaomei said: "It's fine to drink foreign wine, but it's probably because of the cold wind, so they all fainted. Don't worry, they are just drunk, it's nothing serious."
The driver asked again: "How about the performance in the afternoon?"
Hu Xiaomei said: "Well, I'll find someone to go to the town and ask the doctor to come over, and the driver brother will trouble you to take care of them here first."
The driver had no choice but to agree, and Hu Xiaomei asked the female accountant in the village to take care of Yu Suhua and Zhang Qiuyan, and then went to the village committee with Huang Xiaohu.
(End of this chapter)
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