Imperial Marshal Feeding Log

Chapter 49 Pig Intestine

【—Thank you for the invitation, it’s not scary.

——I'm sorry, Miss, I didn't laugh on purpose.But eyebrow loss is really no threat!

--Eyebrow?What it is?Does my hairline matter?
——LS+1, if possible, I would like to transplant all my eyebrows to the hairline!

——+1, the hairline is the existence that deserves to be sad. (touching the hairline of the untimely death, revealing a stubborn smile)
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Obviously, things like eyebrow loss can't attract the audience's attention at all, but instead turn the topic to the hairline.Du Xixi smiled, and just put the cooked shredded pork with edamame kernels out of the pot and placed them within the view of the audience in the live broadcast room.

Stir-fried shredded pork with edamame kernels is just a very common home-cooked dish. Du Xixi chooses to cook it, largely because the ingredients on hand limit her performance, so she thought about it and said to the audience: "Tomorrow , I will teach you to make a delicacy with a strong taste, I hope everyone is ready."

Du Xixi's smile under the mask was a bit narrow, and his tone was also meaningful, as if he had dug a big hole, waiting for this group of "innocent" audiences to jump into it.

It's a pity that the audience who are obsessed with food in the shared space of perception have no intention of paying attention to what Du Xixi said. They only know that this dish is delicious, and the edamame kernels are so tender and crisp.

The audience tasted the perfect food, and Du Xixi turned off the live broadcast with a smile. Ignoring the barrage of a group of viewers who tried their best to keep it, she just turned around and said to 2569 who approached: "Tomorrow, when you kill pigs, put It's... stay, hear?"

Du Xixi said three of the words very lightly, so lightly that only a butler robot like 2569 could hear her, not even Miao Miao, who was keenly listening, and Ke Lian, who was trying to eavesdrop outside the door. He could clearly hear what Du Xixi wanted 2569 to keep.

Miao Miao thought it didn't matter, but Ke Lian outside the door was overwhelmed with curiosity, with one foot propped up and the other dangling in the air, pulling the door hard with both hands, his ears wishing he could pass through the door and get into the kitchen. It can be said that eavesdropping was very hard.

With Ke Lian's ability to hide, Du Xixi didn't even know that there was an eavesdropper at the door in the kitchen, so he just quietly informed 2569 of the ingredients and ingredients needed tomorrow, and told it to prepare everything.
But there are always accidents in the world. When Ke Lian felt that if he worked harder, he could hear what Du Xixi was saying inside, Ke Xing, who had gone out for a walk after lunch, came back.

Ke Xing saw at a glance that his son was trying to stuff himself into the door frame like a fool. He looked just like the gecko Du Xixi had described before.

Ke Lian was a vigilant person again, when he sensed someone coming in through the gate, he immediately cast a glance over him, and met his old father's playful eyes very smoothly.

Ke Xing: Hey!
Ke Lian: ...

Few people can do two things at once. Ke Lian can do it on the battlefield, but at home, he is slack and naturally pays attention to one end and not the other.Noticing Ke Xing's return, he didn't realize that 2569 had already grasped the handle and opened the kitchen door.

Just like that, under the watchful eyes of Du Xixi, Miao Miao, and Ke Xing, Ke Lian, who was still lying on the door, had a close contact with 2569, and they both fell to the ground.Especially when Ke Lian fell on 2569, he still maintained the ridiculous posture of the gecko just now.

Crowd: ...

how to say?It can only be said to be very ridiculous.

Ke Xing coughed, turned his head to look at the scenery outside; Miaomiao lowered her head, staring closely at the hem of her long skirt; Du Xixi... Du Xixi laughed wantonly.

"Hahaha, Ke Lian, what are you doing?" Du Xixi was worried about her age, and although she smiled presumptuously, she didn't have much control, "Don't tell me, you just used this The gesture is opening the door."

Ke Lian got up from the ground with a slightly red face at this moment, and he didn't forget to lift up 2569, which was swinging the robot arm and almost fell short.He licked the corner of his slightly dry mouth, and said in a slightly embarrassed tone, "I don't want to know what you guys are talking about inside?"

Du Xixi lowered her eyes and tried her best to hold back her smile: "I want to know, why didn't you just come in?"

Ke Lian walked up to Du Xixi, embarrassed to say it was because he forgot, but Du Xixi saw that he was a bit embarrassed, and took the lead in changing the subject: "Tomorrow I want to invite Sister Mo Ying to bring Ye Wenting to my house as a guest." , do you think it's okay?"

"Just say yes." How could Ke Lian not speak well of the topic that Du Xixi took the initiative to bring up?He patted Du Xixi's head, rejoicing that the little accident just now had been overturned.

Mo Ying and Ye Wenting have been together for a long time, but Du Xixi has only met Mo Ying, a boyfriend who is said to have been planning for a long time, only twice, and Du Xixi really wants to see how they get along.

It just so happened that some time ago, I received a message from Mo Ying, saying that Ye Wenting had a vacation these few months, and she wanted to bring Ye Wenting to Ke's house to see Du Xixi and the child.

Hearty female logistics soldier VS rigorous male research expert

Du Xixi has already begun to look forward to...

The dinner is still made by 2569, because Du Xixi's fetus suddenly moved!Although it was only a few minutes, there was not much movement, as if the children touched Du Xixi's belly with their hands for a while.

But even so, Ke Xing and Ke Lian were still extremely nervous, and even Miao Miao stood beside Du Xixi silently, and Du Xixi was not allowed to go to the kitchen to cook at this time.

After dinner, Du Xixi sat on the sofa, gently touched her stomach, and gave Ke Lian a hard look when she thought of the movement of the fetus just now.

Ke Lian was playing with Du Xixi's hanging hair for a while, and was stared inexplicably: "What's the matter?"

Did he accidentally pull his hair, making Du Xixi hurt?

"Isn't it because of your temper, so cold..." Du Xixi patted her huge pregnant belly worriedly, "What if the child follows your temper in the future? There are three icebergs at home."

Ke Lian is naturally not cold at home, and treats Du Xixi very gently, and even acts coquettish and cute from time to time.But when Ke Lian is not at home, isn't it an iceberg?I think Ke Lian was cold when he just got married!
It's not that she doesn't like children following Ke Lian, it's just...who wouldn't want their children to be lively and sunny?Cold, after all, too sensible, it will make people feel distressed.

Ke Lian was amused when he heard the words, and leaned over to kiss Xixi's angry little face, and said in a gentle voice: "How could it be? Our children must be gentle and kind like their mothers, and they will naturally have a gentle and refined temperament in the future. "

I have to say that Ke Lian's current love talk is really one set, and she blushes when she speaks.The corners of Du Xixi's mouth twitched, and she leaned on Ke Lian's shoulder, and said softly, "The children are very obedient, and I haven't suffered much in the past few months."

Du Xixi also has severe reactions during pregnancy, but it seems to be more obvious only in the first few months. Even the stretch marks that normal pregnant women will have at five or six months, Du Xixi has not shown it.

Compared with her pre-pregnancy self now, the biggest change is that she has a big pregnant belly, followed by a ruddy complexion, and more flesh on her body and face.

But Du Xixi was not in good health before she became pregnant, and it is not an exaggeration to say that she was skinny, so now that she has more meat, Du Xixi is still a little thinner than ordinary people, and she still looks soft and soft. Look like no wind.

But in fact, Du Xixi can easily lift 2569 now.Don't ask why, it's just that Du Xixi mentioned it unintentionally...

"Give them a nickname, and the first name will be given after they are born." Ke Xing sat aside and drank tea with a smile, happy to see the young couple's relationship is good, "It's not convenient to call them children all the time. "

Ke Lian and Du Xixi looked at each other, and Du Xixi smiled and said, "Dad, can you come and get it?"

"No, young people have a lot of ideas. If you choose something that sounds good, I won't get involved." Although Ke Xing wanted to give nicknames to his future good grandchildren, he thought it would be better to give them to the parents of the children.As for him... it would be nice to come up with an idea when he gets his name in the future.

No matter in the Blue Star or the Xing Ji era, the names of newborns are mostly chosen by the elders, with the wishes of blessing and blessings in them.

Ke Xing was not so autocratic about taking the child's first name, at most he would say one or two when the time came, just for Ke Lian and Du Xixi's reference.

Ke Xing: I am a very enlightened elder~╮(‵▽′)╭~
Ke Xing refused, so Du Xixi and Ke Lian had to figure it out on their own. 2569 also brought a pen and paper. Du Xixi and Ke Lian came up with more than 20 nicknames in just a few minutes.

"Why not Gang Gang?" Du Xixi frowned, seeing Ke Lian shaking his head desperately at the name, pointed to a name on his side, and said, "Gang Gang is not good, you sound good like Iron Iron?"

"This..." Ke Lian hesitated, "Iron and iron are not good, so is copper and copper?"

"Why don't you use Yinyin!" Du Xixi's bad temper after pregnancy finally showed today.She pouted and turned her head away, unwilling to look at Ke Lian again.

Ke Lian was also very stubborn at this time, and wanted to coax Du Xixi, but felt that the nickname he had chosen was very nice, so he couldn't lower his head no matter what, and the two husband and wife fell into an impasse.

"One one..." Miao Miao spoke at this time, she took Du Xixi's hand, keeping her eyes on Du Xixi's stomach, "One one and two two."

Du Xixi and Ke Lian: ...

I don't know why, but compared to Yi Yi and Er Er, the nicknames who caused the dispute just now, they suddenly seem a bit taller.

"How about using one one and two two?" Ke Lian quietly poked Du Xixi's hand, thinking it was a good compromise.Both him and Du Xixi didn't like the nicknames chosen by the other party, so they simply used the nickname given to him by someone who is neither father nor mother.

When Du Xixi got angry, she felt a little regretful in her heart. Seeing that Ke Lian had already passed the steps, Du Xixi naturally went down the steps: "Okay. The boss one one, the second one two two .”

Because of Miao Miao, the conflict between Ke Lian and Du Xixi was resolved, and the nickname that troubled the two children after many years was hastily decided.

Two babies: ...

Aunt Miaomiao, thank you!
Early the next morning, Du Xixi sent invitations to Mo Ying and Ye Wenting, confirming that they would come over before lunch, so Du Xixi happily went to the kitchen to prepare.

She wanted to cook a delicious delicacy for the viewers and friends in the live broadcast room, and this delicacy was also used to welcome Mo Ying and Ye Wenting.

Ke Lian got up early and had breakfast with Du Xixi, and then went to the training room to exercise every day. Ke Xing sat on the sofa and read the Star Morning Post leisurely, and Du Xixi closed the kitchen door silently, leaving only Miao Miao and 2569 accompany themselves in the kitchen.

"2569, how are you getting ready?"

"Ma'am, you are ready."

Du Xixi walked up to 2569, and seeing it put two basins of dirty things in the sink of the sink, she nodded in satisfaction, rolled up her sleeves, grabbed one of the sticky things, and looked at its body. degree of dirt.

"Miss!" Miao Miao has always been called Miss Du Xixi, perhaps because she was treated by the Rob, and even though she has been following 2569 since then, she has not changed her address to Du Xixi.

Du Xixi has long been used to talking to Rob as a lady, and Du Xixi didn't pay attention to Miaomiao's yelling, and asked her what's wrong with her eyes.

Miao Miao looked at the big pot of foul-smelling things in horror, and wanted to make Du Xixi stay away from them with her, but Du Xixi waved her hand and explained with a smile: "This is called pig intestines, that's pig intestines." Small intestines, they are also very delicious food after washing."

Du Xixi explained it this way, but Miao Miao shook her head desperately. She couldn't believe that these two things could be eaten, but Du Xixi had already put on a mask and asked her and 2569 to stay aside.

Miao Miao was stopped by 2569, watching with dull eyes that her lady had already started the live broadcast.

It turns out that human tastes are so heavy?

Usually when live broadcasting, the first impression of the audience is "the anchor lady is so beautiful", "the anchor lady's voice is beautiful", "the anchor lady's hands are beautiful", today...

【—Ouch... What does this smell like?
——My God, is it a bioweapon?Why is it so smelly!

——I'm sorry, I really can't stand it! ! ! !

- vomit... vomit... vomit...

……

——What is the host lady holding in her hand?How disgusting!

——Eh... so disgusting, back off!
——Is Miss Sister crazy?How can you hold this kind of thing in your hand, throw it away quickly!
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Du Xixi didn't care about the reaction of the audience in the live broadcast room at the moment. She remembered that when she first came into contact with the pig's large intestine, she vomited up the breakfast that day on the spot, and even vomited out the dinner that had been digested the day before. .

It wasn't that she was hypocritical, she was only five years old that year, and the dirtiest thing on the food that she had ever touched was nothing but mud on potatoes. To her at that time, pig intestines were really too scary.

But after Du Xixi washed the pig's large intestine for three days, she got used to the stinky smell, and even felt that the cleaned pig's large intestine was smelly and stinky, which was quite appetizing.

Du Xixi: I once suspected that my nose was bribed by pig intestines...

"These two ingredients come from the inside of the pig, namely the large intestine and the small intestine." After Du Xixi briefly introduced, he could already predict what would happen in the live broadcast room.

Sure enough, Du Xixi looked up and saw that more than half of the six-figure online viewers had already left, and the remaining tens of thousands of viewers also asked Du Xixi to let everyone off their noses on the barrage.

　Is there a cutie who loves pig intestines as much as I do? ? ?

　　(An attempt to use pig intestines to cover up the fact that the author has no eyebrows.)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)