The last feng shui master

Chapter 115
"Uncle, your car..."

"I'll send you off..."

Xu Jun's car was not much better, the family was driven out, and the motorcycle master ran away quickly in the three-wheeled car.Xu Jun came over with his wife and son: "The driver is very fierce. He said that if we don't get down, we will drive into the river and drown together."

"It's okay. We still have one. Everyone squeezes together." I started this simple electric motorcycle and started to drive it suddenly.Xiaojian didn't want to stay in the same place with Xu Xiaokang, so he jumped on my head and squatted down.

"I really love your dog..." Liu Yunxin said mockingly.

Except for the bright lights in the places where a few hotels are concentrated, the other places are quiet.

To be precise, it was extremely quiet.When I arrived at the alley, I covered the jade corpse with a red hijab and walked through the 15-meter-long alley. The two-story old house was so dark that I wondered if there was anyone inside.I saw that the time was still [-] minutes away, so I didn't knock on the door and waited at the door.

Xu Jun gave me a cigarette: "Brother, do you think it will work?"

"As the old saying goes, it's up to man to make things happen, so let's just resign ourselves to fate." I took the cigarette, but I didn't have any place in my heart.This wrinkled old lady is mysterious and mysterious. When the driver of the motorcycle in Tiger Leaping Gorge heard that he was coming here in the middle of the night, he didn't even want tools to make money. This wrinkled old lady is definitely not simple.

After smoking a cigarette, Xu Xiaokang ate chicken leg bones all over the place, and he still wasn't full.Liu Yunxin said angrily, "Xiaokang, I can't eat any more."

Xu Xiaokang lowered his head unhappily, and after another 2 minutes, he shouted to defecate.Liu Yunxin was in a hurry: "Why don't you just bear with it and I'll take you to the toilet to solve it after you enter the house."

I bit my cigarette butt, pointed to the corner and shouted: "The children will solve it over there, no one will watch it." , quite pay attention to public health.My usual image of being a good citizen was completely shattered at this moment.

As soon as the midnight arrived, the two-story building suddenly lit up.Xu Jun and I knocked on the door at the same time.A black cat emerged from the crack of the door, startling Xu Xiaokang, and hurriedly hid behind Liu Yunxin.

"Come in." The wrinkled old lady's voice came.I took the jade corpse with one hand and entered the door. As soon as I entered the door, I heard the idiot slapping his hands and shouting: "I have a wife. I have a wife." When I saw the idiot, it was still black clothes with red socks and red shoes .

The corner of the mouth flowed out again.

Look at the old lady with wrinkled skin, her face was covered with a thick layer of rouge and a layer of white powder. In the middle of the night, it was so thick that it scared the little bitch.She's getting old, so why dress like this!There was a black bag by his side.

The wrinkled old lady looked at the jade corpse, the red hijab and the red wedding dress, and nodded with satisfaction.

"Old man, where is the toilet?" Liu Yunxin said politely.The wrinkled old lady said unhappily: "Find it yourself later. Hurry up, the car is coming soon, hurry up."

"Okay." Liu Yunxin didn't dare to look directly at the wrinkled old lady, so she dragged Xu Xiaokang to the back to look for her.

"Don't talk to any of you later, I'm the only one to talk. Otherwise, I won't take you there." The wrinkled old lady was explaining the things we paid attention to.I couldn't control my excitement when I was talking, which made me a little confused.

"Everything depends on you, old man." Xu Jun nodded and bowed.

"Okay. Do you think I'm pretty today?" The wrinkled old lady took out a small mirror from the black bag and took a few photos on it.

I don't know what words to use to describe it in my heart. Putting white powder and red rouge on the old bark is really a test of people's bottom line.If I hadn't looked at her until now, it was obvious that I was being insincere.

"You. You are the most beautiful woman in the world. Zhao Feiyan and Yang Yuhuan, who have my feet in ancient times, met you and are only worthy of carrying shoes for you." I looked at the wrinkled old lady sincerely, and said a few sincere words, slowly Slowly count how many hairs are left on her head.

"That's right. The Venus of the West is nothing more than a village girl compared to you. Helen of Troy and you are just street girls." Xu Jun is well-versed in Western culture, and he just quoted the classics when he spoke. I can only Secretly admire.

The wrinkled old lady frowned: "Stomach shit, Haimen..."

"It's a great beauty from the West. The name is a bit strange. Western men point to these two people every day in their dreams..." I added hastily.

"It seems that the beauty of the old lady has surpassed the national boundaries. It's not bad, it seems that a little lipstick is missing." The wrinkled old lady looked in the mirror happily, took out a lipstick from the black bag, and painted it on her lips.

Liu Yunxin pulled Xu Xiaokang out, very upset: "That thing is so dirty." He taught him a lesson as he walked.Xu Xiaokang's mouth was full of stench, and Liu Yunxin quickly opened mineral water to rinse his mouth...

After the wrinkled-skinned old lady put on lipstick, she became even more coquettish.

"Dare to ask the old lady how long you live?" I couldn't help asking.

"Damn it, don't you know that a woman's age is a secret? Last time someone asked me the age of my 70-year-old cousin, but my cousin scolded him very rudely for three days and three nights..." the wrinkled old lady said unhappily .

Ding ding ding... It seems that a bell is ringing.

"Here we are. Let's go. There are a lot more people this time." The wrinkled old lady put the mirror and lipstick into the black bag, and hit the idiot on the face with an ear of melon seeds. of."

The wrinkled old lady is carrying a black bag and walking on catwalks, she is really graceful.

One step, two steps...

The idiot reluctantly walked ahead, turning his head from time to time.

I rushed Xiaojian and pulled the jade corpse and quickly followed.Xu Jun's family also caught up.Out of the [-]-meter alley.The house on the second floor went out after a while.

Waiting in the alley was a shiny white motorcycle, and an old master wearing sunglasses was waiting here.

"Mo Bai, do you think I look good?" the wrinkled old lady stepped forward and asked.

"You're still so coquettish at a young age, just like your 80-year-old cousin, not serious." Master Sunglasses glanced, "Huh. Why are there so many people this time?"

The old lady with wrinkled skin wished us not to talk. I wonder how old this old lady is even though she has an 80-year-old cousin.

"Just two groups of people, just squeeze them together." The wrinkled old lady twisted again.

"I can't stand your coquettishness anymore. Get in the car." Mo Bai said.A group of us got on the motorcycle, but it was too small, and in the end we let some women sit on it.I stood with Xu Jun and the silly idiot.The wrinkled old lady was supposed to sit in the small seat next to the driver, but was driven away by Mo Bai.

Meow meow meow meow meow...

Seven black cats opened the way ahead, two of the white cats moved, and one turned around and started walking down the street.There is no one person or car on the whole road, and it is quiet and ruthless.

The wrinkled old lady was so excited to talk to the driver Mo Bai, most of the time she asked the driver why he had been single for so long, and if he imagined finding a beautiful woman like me who looked as good as shit as his wife.Mo Bai muttered, what is stomach shit, what the hell.The wrinkled old lady showed off, you are old-fashioned, and stomach shit is a big beauty in the eyes of foreigners.

Mo Bai oh, and said it’s okay, I like to be single, and it’s good to flirt with the old lady at ordinary times. What I hate the most is getting married. Being bound is not conducive to the realization of my ideals. For an excellent man like me , May I ask how many women in the world are worthy of me? How many are there? Is it Sister Zhiling?

The wrinkled old lady started to cry, I understand, I understand, you are such a cool man, no matter where you are, you are like a firefly in the dark, so bright and outstanding.Your melancholy eyes, your sad beard, and your amazing skill of driving with one leg, but although you are so good, you should pay back the fifty cents you owe me.

Cough cough cough, I thought we didn't need to pay back because of our relationship, so I will pay you back when I post a post on the Internet later, Mo Bai said.

Xu Jun and I had black lines on our faces.

Soon, the motorcycle came out of Tiger Leaping Gorge Town and drove along the wide road from the north.

A nocturnal Accord drove by, and the little brother in the car shouted: "Why did I see a white hearse drive by..."

"Stupid, if you're tired and want to change, just say..."

The motorcycle drove for a while, and when it was almost under, it finally stopped.

"Here we are." Mo Bai jumped out of the car with one foot...

When Mo Bai landed on one foot, I saw clearly that he only had one foot.

Both Xu Jun and I were stunned.

Mo Bai always wears black sunglasses, and lifts a lantern from the top of Mo Bai, shining it on the road.From not far away came the roar of the Jinsha River.

Not far away is Tiger Leaping Gorge, one of the deepest and narrowest canyons in the world.

After passing through the first bay of the Yangtze River in Shigu Town, the rushing Jinsha River suddenly turned around and went northward, squeezing through the gap between Haba Snow Mountain and Yulong Snow Mountain, forming the most spectacular Grand Canyon in the world, the narrowest of the canyons. The place is the famous Tiger Leaping Gorge. It is said that a tiger can jump over the Jinsha River by stepping on a boulder in the river.

I checked the time, it was about one o'clock in the evening.

"How much did you bring?" Xu Jun suddenly asked me in a low voice, "Is [-] enough? I went up to see a Taoist priest, and he asked me for [-]."

"It's okay. I brought it." I cursed in my heart, which bastard Taoist cheated me, and asked for [-] yuan for failing to get things done.

Xu Jun said that if you use your money, I will go back and pay you back.Xu Jun and I were about to turn on the light, but Mo Bai stopped us.Mo Bai hopped in front with one foot and didn't need a cane at all. This perseverance was really unexpected.

With the lantern shining in front of him, Mo Bai jumped so fast that he had no choice but to hurry up and keep up, almost like a trot all the way.During the period, the idiot tried to pull the jade corpse's hand several times, but the jade corpse opened it.After running for half an hour, Mo Bai was afraid that I would be tired, so he waited for us in front and let me rest for a while.

The trees on both sides are not very high, and there are many stones. Because of the light, I don't know what kind of terrain is in the mountain. I just feel excited to walk forward without giving me time to think.

Suddenly a mischievous old tree root monster jumped out of the darkness. I took out the wrapped jade ruler and poked it quickly. The old tree root fell to the ground with the jade ruler and turned into a real tree root.

So naughty.

"Is this jade ruler yours?" The wrinkled old lady asked curiously when she saw the jade ruler with a faint blue light.

"Yes." Seeing the wrinkled old lady asking casually, I said without paying too much attention.

The old wrinkled skin groaned, walked up to the idiot, and patted his hand twice.Mo Bai looked at Yuchi, hiding away, "Let's go. Come early, don't make the psychic wait too long."

Taking advantage of the emptiness of the rest, Xu Xiaokang ate two more chicken legs and drank a bottle of Nutrition Express, but he still didn't feel full.The little cheap next to him refrained from shouting.

Mo Bai held the lantern and danced in front again.Xu Jun was afraid that his son would be tired from walking, so he carried his son on his back and followed closely.Finally, I stopped at the foot of Yichu Mountain, and the wooden house with fence appeared in front of me.At this time, the idiot twitched and started running in front.

(End of this chapter)