The last feng shui master

Chapter 129

Damn, it looks like if I serve a plate of shit, they'll be full of praise.I bite the bullet and express my gratitude with both hands: "Everyone is over the prize. It seems that you are short of cooks. I will send you one when I go back."

"Why, do you dislike our low salary? Young man, 1 yuan is a lot." The old professor started talking again.

I almost burst into tears. The professor who spoke was the most talented in acting. After all, he was an old drama. He acted emotionally and pretended to burn the skin off his mouth.

"No." I figured it out, it seems that I met a group of old rascals.If you pester me and don't let me go, I really have no choice.Who made the jade ruler and compass disobedient.

Ye Wenxin frowned: "Then what do you want? When we were working, a salary of 30 yuan was paid, but now you are paid [-] yuan, and you feel that it is too little. It is too greedy."

It seems that negotiations can't solve the problem, and the matter has developed to the present because I am too accommodating to them.

"Professor Ye, come here." I called Ye Wenxin aside, wanting to say a few words to her, I think she is a reasonable person, so she shouldn't trap me here.

"What's the matter, how are you thinking, do you want to give you some more? Okay." Ye Wenxin probably decided that I was going to get it.

"Well, I'll get some paper money for each of you when I go back. Then I'll get you a few suitable cooks, see if you like it." I was about to run away, but after talking for a long time to no avail, I could only smear the soles of my feet with oil and start slipped away.

"All the things you burned went down, and we floated on the ground. The underworld will not transfer things to us. You think we also have express delivery here. So, Da Nan, you should be down-to-earth Stay here." Ye Wenxin seemed to be trying to convince me.

Seeing my hesitation: "To tell you the truth, we don't know how to cook, so we need a cook. Actually, it's not for us to eat. There is a monster who wants to eat. Every time I cook for it, I don't like it at all. We We are all going to suffer, seeing you here today. We feel that the hard days are over."

I feel like the amount of information is a bit overwhelming.

It turns out that Ye Wenxin didn't eat by himself, but just now partnered with us to act in a play.

Ye Wenxin was talking, when suddenly a strange voice came from the fourth floor.

Ye Wenxin quickly picked up all the leather shoes that had been spit on the ground, and threw them all into the basin.The pot was quickly moved to the door inside the corridor on the fifth floor, and several old men waited timidly for the door, as if a big shot was coming.

I wondered even more why a group of rascals became so frightened.It doesn't look like it just cheated me.

Xiaojian wanted to call out but did not dare to call out.

I squatted on the ground, patiently waiting for the sound to approach.Really, it didn't take long.I saw a fat, fat, strange thing approaching. The most obvious thing was a very thin and long neck, but it was much bigger than the starved ghosts I had seen, and it was very expensive.The eyeballs are as big as an orange, and they flicker as they come and go.

Could it be that the starving ghost's wife is here.The big footprints seen during the day could possibly belong to this ghost mother.

I took a breath and finally saw the legendary Hungry Ghost Mother.

He has a big stomach and a tall person, bigger than the starved ghost mentioned in the Buddhist scriptures, at a full two meters high.

It turned out that Ye Wenxin's gang of rascals wanted to cook for the starving ghost mother.

A pot of sauced hoofs was placed at the door, and the starving ghost jumped into the pot, but because the neck was too small, it seemed to eat slowly.

Biting the leather shoes in his mouth, the densely packed teeth ripped apart.As soon as the starving ghost finished eating, a group of young starving ghosts all came up, jumped on top, and ate a pot of leather shoes.

Ye Wenxin is still more courageous, and the other group of old professors are already trembling.

After the starving ghost mother finished eating, she nodded. She should love this pot of leather shoes and sauced hooves, which is really rare.

Ye Wenxin pointed at me and said, "He did it. Stay and be a cook."

I glared at the ghost mother of the starving ghost, and several of the starving ghosts had already climbed up quickly, onto my shoulders, and they were probably about to get on me again.I was worried that it wasn't this. Looking at the alcohol-smelling wine bottle in the room, there was the body of the little starving ghost inside.

If the ghost mother finds out that I burned her sons to death, don't eat me.Or simply climb into my body, then I will be called Xiao Qi the starving ghost in the future.If a monster enters my body, how much will I have to eat a day.

No, if it gets on me and doesn't get off, I'll have to die.

I nodded and bowed, longing to go inside.

At this time, the jade ruler seemed to be falling asleep and began to glow. What's more unlucky was that the cool wind from the window sent out all the breath in the house.

A little starving ghost has got into my arm.

I guessed that the starved ghost mother might find me, so I rolled on the ground, took out the jade ruler, and held the compass in my hand, which was also spinning desperately.

Haw... There was a cry like a mouse.

I took out the starved ghost that got into my arm, and threw it on the ground, probably nothing good or bad, maybe half my life.

"Mom, I've never seen such an ugly ghost." Mo Bai also started talking.The ghost mother is fat and needs to lose weight, so she walks very slowly.

I rolled into 502, and Ye Wenxin ran into the bedroom with a few old professors.Pour the alcohol on it, light it, and I will throw one in and burn it.The jade ruler became more and more radiant, and finally the little starving ghost finally felt that it was impossible to get on my body, so he had to hide behind the ghost mother.

Ghost mothers generally eat a lot of things, except for some messy things, they also eat some wandering spirits. It is estimated that there are a lot of yin spirits in their stomachs, otherwise Ye Wenxin and the others would not be so afraid of them.

However, the ghost mother seemed to react very slowly. She didn't seem very sad when a group of sons died. She ate the last piece of leather shoes in the iron plate and seemed to burp.

Ye Wenxin shouted: "When he is full, his movements and reactions will become faster."

The last piece of my leather shoe sole squirmed down its neck, and the whole body changed from an unsightly blackness to a very red one, but it was still unsightly.

Generally, zombies and ghosts turn red, which is very scary.

"Who made such an ugly monster." I swallowed, basically this thing shouldn't be born naturally.I took the jade ruler in my hand and felt it silently, the blue light became more and more intense.

Inside room 502.

The vibe is a bit quirky.

At this time, I usually don't soften my heart.Besides, the red starving ghost ghost mother is just a starving ghost.

Starving ghosts eat a lot, but they are actually not very capable of hurting people.Many of them just hid under the patient's bed, waited for the thick phlegm spit out by the patient, and rushed to eat the thick phlegm.

I figured I had some red wire with me, too, which would work just fine.The ghost mother didn't have much fighting skills, so she just rushed over, and the speed of the ghost mother became faster after eating. I took the jade ruler in my hand.

The ghost mother is on top of the jade ruler, not afraid of pain at all.It was gurgling and chirping in its mouth.I couldn't stand firmly, so I was thrown on the wall. Above my head was a poster of the Ten Marshals.

Strange tentacles grew out from the ghost mother, wrapped around my body, and felt like they were going to drill into my body.The jade ruler poked it on its body and emitted green smoke, but it didn't feel uncomfortable at all.

The ghost mother rushed forward, and the sons also rushed forward densely.Looking for a place to drill in.

I slipped on the soles of my feet and fell to the ground, hitting the back of my head on the ground with a loud sound.

I was surrounded by a big starving ghost and a group of small starving ghosts, densely packed on my body.

I feel like they all want to get inside me.

On the body of the mother of the starving ghost, I saw a pattern of a centipede.The jade ruler shines again.Xiaojian also jumped on my body, opened his mouth and began to bite. After biting one, he was about to burn it in the iron pan.With a puff, the stench permeated.

It seems that two of them got in, and the ghost mother also got half of her body, and it seemed to get in from my chest, and I felt a sharp pain.

Careless, I was going to be starved to death, and you will call me starved to death Xiao Qi from now on.

When the starving ghost pounced on me, it wrapped its tentacles around my hand.

The jade ruler didn't work at all.

After Xiaojian burned two little starving ghosts, he discovered the problem. The key is that the ghost mother is too powerful.The ghost mother burrowed into her chest recklessly.

Finally, after the ghost mother's head got in, she began to drill her neck inside, but the neck was a bit long and she had to drill for a while.I couldn't move my hands, and the jade ruler fell to the ground again.

I only hope that the five insects can kill the ghost mother.

Ye Wenxin hid at the door of the bedroom, and there was a group of old professors behind, but they all looked at me weakly, and had no other choice but to sympathize.

I cursed in my heart, the pain in my chest was bursting, if the ghost mother was straightforward, she would just get in all at once, but the speed was slow.

It hurts, it feels like someone stepped on the little brother.

Or the pain of a woman coming to a big aunt.When the time comes to become a man with a big belly, find someone to drive him out.

I give up.

At this time, a handsome 502-year-old man jumped into the door of 30, with a whisk stuck on the eight wolves' belt.

The man came very quickly, and his footsteps were very light. He stepped forward and pasted a piece of "Broken Talisman..." on the ghost mother's body, then smeared it on the yellow talisman paper with a mouthful of saliva, and said in his mouth: "The Big Dipper of the Big Dipper..." Jing, descending into this water, the victorious ghosts will go thousands of miles quickly, if they don't go, they will be beheaded to death and handed over to the western white boy, hurrying like a law."

This method of exorcising ghosts mainly uses the Big Dipper's power to subdue demons to release the power of filth, although his saliva is a bit problematic.Generally speaking, clean water is used for talisman paper, and this is the first time I have seen someone spit.

Could it be a master?
The man frowned: "Ah, why don't you get out."

I scolded: "Brother, don't be in a daze. Pull it out, are you waiting for the mother of the starving ghost to turn into blood, do you want to wait until the end of the world?"

The man shook his head and said to himself, isn't it useless to break the dirty talisman!

After being called twice by me, I stretched out my hand to pull up the ghost mother's feet.

It hurt like hell when I got in, and it hurt even more when I pulled it out.

"Be patient, it's a little painful to give birth." The man's sweat dripped from his head.

The man pulled the ghost mother's feet out.I stretched my legs and just yelled.It hurts so much.

A few professors hiding in the bedroom asked gruntingly, "Is it possible that they are going to have a baby so soon. The noise is too miserable."

"You old men, you didn't give birth to a child. It was the one who pulled something in and pulled it out. It must be very easy. It's hard for this child. If you are not a man, you have to experience the feeling of having a child for a while." Ye Wenxin's eyes were full of sympathy.

The man gritted his teeth and said, "I'm about to come out, use your strength. Are you hungry? Do you want to add some energy? I'm sorry, I didn't bring anything to eat. I just said nonsense."

(End of this chapter)