The last feng shui master

Chapter 165

The little-footed old lady in Tsing Yi said that, and looked at me with smiling eyes.

As soon as the little-footed old lady in Tsing Yi finished speaking, I took two steps back and leaned against the door. If ten old women and ghosts came, they would not harm anyone or do anything else at night, so they would squat on my window and cry. The rest of my life is ruined.

There is also a storyteller, which still makes people live.This move is really too ruthless, the ginger is still old and spicy, the vinegar is still old-fashioned, and the female ghost is still old and ruthless.

I hope the old lady is a sensible person: "Grandma, you are too cruel. I just came to help you old man celebrate his birthday, so you can't beat me."

The little-footed old lady in Tsing Yi took out the perfume from the bag and sprinkled it on her face: "Wu Yanzu, you can help me out. It will be good for me when things are done. There are many young and unmarried little ghosts on my side. Pull two."

I quickly waved my hand and said: "Grandma, my name is not Wu Yanzu, I am Lin Danan. Wu Yanzu is my cousin. Speaking of which, I don't think Wu Yanzu is handsome at all. My eldest nephew Wang Baoqiang is handsome. As for me, I don't need your introduction now What female ghost, let's talk again."

I simply put away the jade ruler.

At this time, it can only be outsmarted, not by force.I regret that I didn't bring the mahogany man Mo Bai. With his IQ, it should be a no-brainer to take down this savage old lady.

The little-footed old lady in Tsing Yi patted the bag, wiped off the dust on it, pointed to my pocket and said, "I'll sleep in your pocket for a while. The old lady will come out when things are done." I had no choice but to pull the pocket Open it a little, and the old lady in Tsing Yi with small feet got in.

Xiaojian groaned twice, probably because he was too disappointed in me.

I came back from the kitchen and checked the time. It was already two o'clock in the middle of the night. Xia Jinrong dozed off on the futon.Uncle Jianguo saw me back and asked how things were going. A simple ghost should be able to deal with it.

I pulled Uncle Jianguo aside, and told Uncle Jianguo everything the old lady in Tsing Yi had said.

Uncle Jianguo was also stunned, and said in a low voice, he has never met such a vicious woman after many years of walking in poverty, she really is a heroine, a contemporary heroine.

I scolded, you are too poor, half immortal, what do you think you should do now?Is it possible to really move the grave?Uncle Jianguo shook his head, shrugged his shoulders, and said with a smile, are you kidding me?
I really want to spray half immortal with a sip of salt soda, it's too unkind, and it's nothing to do with me when it's critical.

Uncle Jianguo saw that I was going to get angry, and said that the ancients had a famous saying that when a car reaches the mountain, there must be a road, and the boat will naturally go straight when it reaches the bridge.Don't worry, there are always more solutions than problems. People can't be trapped by problems. Einstein also said that geniuses are born when solving problems.

I silently turned around and woke Xia Jinrong up: "Boss Xia, you don't have to kneel here. You take my senior brother down to have a rest. I'll talk to your father, don't peek."

Since ancient times, yin and yang have been separated, and although ghosts have emotional nostalgia for the human world, there are still some unlucky factors when they meet their own family members, so I invited Xia Jinrong out.

Talk to the people in the photo.

According to the theoretical analysis of the three souls and seven souls of people by Buddhism and Taoism, after death, the soul will go to hell under the leadership of all kinds of ghosts and ghost kings, and finally judge the case for you. Hell, this reincarnation.On the Naihe Bridge, there is Meng Po, who has only three front teeth left, cooking a pot of Meng Po soup, throwing coriander into it from time to time, and putting two ghost-head knives next to the cauldron.

The three souls are divided into the three souls of heaven, earth and life. It is said that there are still life souls living in the tomb to receive worship from descendants.After passing the Naihe bridge and drinking the Mengpo soup with coriander, the soul will enter reincarnation, and at this time the soul of life will return to its place.

But sometimes there are too many ghosts in the underworld, and the work efficiency will be reduced, so some souls live in the tomb for a long time.If you meet someone who has been forgotten, who has the same name, and whose birthday is the same, there are still others.

This may be the case with Xia Gengtian and the little-footed old lady in Tsing Yi.

Xia Jinrong led Uncle Jianguo downstairs to rest, and told me that if I slept, there would be a room next door where I could rest, with a prepared quilt inside.

I didn't doubt Xia Jinrong's impromptu instructions.

After the two left, I quickly closed the door and looked at the time. It was almost two o'clock, and there was still some time before the cock crowed.

The eyeballs of Xia Gengtian in the melon skin hat in the frame did not move.

I pulled out the jade ruler and shouted, "You bastard, don't play tricks on me. I'm the No. 15 generation disciple of the ghost sect. There are ways to deal with old bastards like you. What's your wife's name? name?"

The eyeballs of Xia Gengtian in the mirror frame moved a little: "Hey, you have such a temper, I just told you. My wife's name is Zhu Ruhua."

It turned out that the little-footed old lady in Tsing Yi was called Zhu Ruhua, and I thought of this: "What's going on between you and her lately?"

Xia Gengtian hated his teeth so much, he talked for a long time that Zhu Ruhua loved to dress up, and danced with the old Wang next door every day when he didn't cook, and sometimes picked up a dozen old ladies to chat together. , Said that he would move to live with Lao Wang next door.

Xia Gengtian looked wronged, I had no choice but to persuade him with good words, saying that this day should continue, and the harmony of the family should not be destroyed because of the old king next door.

When talking about the Old Wang next door, Xia Gengtian became even more angry, the melon skin hat on his head almost fell off, saying that the old Wang was a big pervert because he danced well and played with the old ladies in this area.

It dawned on me that the Old Wang next door still had to meet him.

In fact, this is a breakthrough, let Zhu Ruhua know the true face of the old king next door, let Zhu Ruhua give up this idea, it is much easier than moving the grave.

I asked the address of the old man next door, Xia Gengtian said a few angry words, telling me that the old man next door is very cunning, don't go to him easily, or there will be bigger troubles.

I sighed, now that I'm being entangled by your wife, I'm in even more trouble, why don't you tell your wife to go back early, and don't let the old ghost come to my window to cry, okay?

Xia Gengtian sighed: "Young man, if I had a way, I would have dealt with her long ago. It's hard for you. It's getting late, and I'm going to bed."

I said, "Let me ask you, which month were you born?"

Xia Gengtian said: "I was born in May in the first half of the year."

I thought it was wrong, I was born in May, and now it is the end of the year.

Xia Gengtian fell asleep as soon as he said, his eyeballs became normal, and there was no sound anymore.

Who is the old king next door?After shouting twice, Xia Gengtian didn't speak again.

Just ask again tomorrow.

I hugged Xiaojian, went to rest in the next room, and closed the door with a creak.

Xiaojian sneezed, I picked him up, put him on the bed, and covered him with a quilt.

I just slept for a while, and the cold wind was blowing, and I always felt that the door was not closed tightly. I got up and closed the door, found a chair to hold the door, and looked at the time again. It was already three o'clock, and it would be soon. There is a rooster crowing, so I should go to bed quickly, and think of a way to deal with Zhu Ruhua tomorrow.

As soon as I lay down and fell asleep, the door opened again, and the howling cold wind blew over. Looking through the crack of the door, it seemed that several pairs of eyes were looking at me.

I shivered suddenly, thinking that it was Zhu Ruhua's old companion who came, no, Zhu Ruhua slept in my coat pocket, I didn't invite the ghost old ladies here so quickly, and these eyes are just like real people Big and not small.

I woke up suddenly, it was not the eyes of the female ghost, but the eyes of the male ghost.If there is anything in the world that I am afraid of, it is the eyes.

Especially the dark eyeballs in the darkness are often full of despair.

I jumped up from the bed and reached out to turn on the light in the room. Because I was not familiar with the environment, I couldn't find the switch for a long time.

Suddenly a cold hand slowly moved up the back of my hand.

A male ghost got into my bed.

My body shook and my chrysanthemum tightened.

Found out that something big happened this time.

There was indeed something wrong with Xia Jinrong's room. Before entering the room, he felt that it was absolutely in line with the essence of Feng Shui.But after entering the door, there is a deep mystery, and there is something strange about a haunted house.

The cold sweat on my back continued, the hand lightly touched the back of my hand, it was bitingly cold, I have always dealt with ghosts, and I wished I could run far away, but this time I was bullied by ghosts instead.

I moved my hand upwards along the back of my hand, and landed on the white wall, only to hear the sound of the switch, and the white light in the room was suddenly turned on.

Damn, what happened? The door was pushed open, but a ghost turned on the light instead.Xiaojian slept under the quilt, motionless, as if there were three handsome bitches surrounding them in a dream.

The white light was turned on, but there was nothing in the room.

I only felt the sound of footsteps entering the room, very slight, very slight, the magnetic field of this ghost invaded and surrounded me.

Suddenly felt the sheets moving, and the little cheap sleeping on the bed was kicked out of the bed by something, barked twice, got into the cabinet and fell asleep under the sheets.

Xiaojian's eyes seemed a little blurred.

At this moment, all the voices and footsteps stopped beside the bed, and the lights were turned off again. I just felt that a few ghosts got into the quilt. I held my breath. I really don’t know where the injustice came from. ghost.

"Go to sleep, what are you doing?" Someone seemed to be talking to me.

My Adam's apple twitched a bit. Fortunately, I didn't have the habit of sleeping naked, otherwise I would be finished.I don't know how many ghosts slept in the bed, and I couldn't distinguish between men and women. I slept on the bed.Can't see them at all.

Of course, from the sound of eyes and voice, it should not be a female ghost.

But a group of male ghosts.

Still a pervert.

I jumped up from the bed, put on my coat, and found that the door had been locked by a strange method, and it couldn't be opened from the inside.Zhu Ruhua in the pocket also slept soundly. I held the jade ruler in my hand, and there was no light on the jade ruler.

I thought to myself, could it be that a ghost hit the wall and poured the urine of the little bitch in the afternoon along the crack of the door, and the smell of dog smell came, but the door still didn't move, no matter how I moved, there was still no response.

It's not a ghost hitting the wall, it's an illusion, and it's a game.

Illusion can confuse the mind, if the willpower is strong, it can be seen through.

Xia Jinrong repeatedly told me to go to this room to rest. After I fell asleep, several ghosts came in. Could it be that I am going to entertain male ghosts and do that specifically.

Things won't be that simple.

"Okay. Go to bed early. Do you have to do business later?" Another cold voice came.

I felt apprehensive, how could a few male ghosts sleep on the same bed, what should I do if this male ghost is lonely, after all, I am a disciple of the ghost sect, and I can only fight to the death when I am forced to this level.

"You ghosts, hurry up and show yourself." I yelled twice, the ghosts in the quilt slept peacefully, none of them answered me, and instead slept on the bed, I felt shameless and ignored I was never so sad, it seemed like the teacher shouted in the class that everyone should stop arguing, but the students were still making noise, and the courageous couples were still kissing and hugging.

(End of this chapter)